作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9V9gynzKw北冥有魚，其名為鯤。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCl09tsCS5
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumccKmpg1S
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IbsOB2Ska
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezBpBfdrpc
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOhhu9tlOE
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5csCqQBMmI
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOcpEwJ13u
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kYJ6spWUb
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vssITBLLp
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qDiAPz6wQ
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VdDCQITql
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9RP9L7cEQ
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南冥者，天池也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbJoFCfXW7
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8prQPNvkcJ
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLLil4gzCW
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkSTE7Z1b6
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54cbFBkKHM
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZI56n2O5o
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwIWHfb4LE
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Vgdx53m1t
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewIdE8PCR9
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡES8fje14rz
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddVK11CpwG
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQzf4F6F0A
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByzjAwJ1eo
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQ7QBCfMp7
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHS6CnAlAo
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoI9aS83ykC
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGxPTb0cgQ
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnCUl9iYJj
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZwZozde4j
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZdxn3Qcws
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJOUObM5AL
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiNLnDkpoT
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FwDH3n1DG
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpJagbBXNH
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHPLdRB5CB
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZv0yFFmea
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eH59zop8b
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqY3SkjSJTv
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh69ctVzvXC
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHhxU2o8m5
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適百里者，宿舂糧，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzb4pkgsxH
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBZ4IDulD6
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlYBzRKfbL
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHSHInahCZ
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEkFS4JtyH
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5OGcFOLUE
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BfSohDgCN
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7kZPHjBxC
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMucEsD1nb
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeMGbLp6Nf
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6kGcbDGoL
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl81Ffo4Hob
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuUmibjPBu
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI26jMOhVqJ
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湯之問棘也是已：716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6F7m4RaRCI
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvI37dm55oz
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mSvwEkFBY
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmX5tajhImx
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HzZIEtYY4
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafI3pdBKP7
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLQsK59CuA
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZy82Oyyvg
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbG3A0l21A
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7QyPiUcnS
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PS92Xf46q
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7FucYRvjX
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNyogjk7L9
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ezecvX9cD
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47gZu08iFW
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpT9rfJp1j
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8FeMQ55TD
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJM8P0vbnV2
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此大小之辯也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡie1gNcRv6q
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwq2MhF3uU
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CDVGv11lE
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnU7kP8pUxM
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsmg4m236u
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBNixqK5oU
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzz4r3SA2x
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqtPqZeg34
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEP1iCas92I
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dxlYF8TQ6
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9SphCEak5
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3aUgrKkbg
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWrGJwtj9r
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMA9ct55ztC
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3wQAoX4Pq
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrT2MQ45h8
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡob1F2Da3iS
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabuBlWlPka
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWFOL0amgJ
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzpMx3eYeR
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehFU1PAF8r
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUgaklOoIo
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4JwQocGYa
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtAYXFGKi1
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzS1A9UekeI
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0frqkfkPI
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FvKotHuXj
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpWjpIYf3I
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1FJskQFlA
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMLtJfhV9C
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvZElw8TPz
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkiKtXNosD
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLi4HScpmog
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFq2xVc6pL
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54VvbDyRzI
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAdT8S7CVf
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBQYlKRrRt
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTaykbIXrG
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMbxgEOoEB
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7tksW4l7g
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6zkuPpbjn
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkV64GQFvQp
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXbQtdePiJ
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfQRyT3UmV
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQK4KMMswKi
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ465J0wBImi
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmS5VWu02bF
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKZHWIDdRR
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jE0UxbF86
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVgQs9gDDS
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSr0aQwO2z
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnqx5m7GR2
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXoNvkWRjN
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy5t0OZEcL
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZrGjveN43
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiyjZZ8wg5
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAtJvmpWxA
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Up1vsU6QQ
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTzdnqxb6l
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQZUaShqwD
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgMN0Tcnoi
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqa4byiwan
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFA65PkG0j
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjBQD1sRn3
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR57fN2DL3Q
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXWtJv4smb
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5VcfBBN2V
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHIBuJUKoV
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BSAtjTonA
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUbPXnnAhb
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PWyXev87w
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Fs9DE1s6K
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJn9SW8pRov
不食五谷，吸風飲露；716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6bbwle02K
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63xU77LQ0b
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUd5Otb7Fp
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtbbsFKTu4
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGe4Y24snbA
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO86lSaRosb
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0F2L1D1Bt4
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1geXK0Gmv
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqzcp6CpF9
吾以是狂而不信也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GUSPcghrL
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFOVRhcs39
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2cnqDKmyx
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEv6ETpzVcw
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXxoRm58JB
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYM5NArjPIZ
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Xf43DAs12
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1pbnsswOZ
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57kctiY6vr
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWojrRN5j0
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjw3Q8wnhqI
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8W5U5ptse
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38NyBG64V9
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxW2XpYzHl3
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogS61Dl1ur
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGO4v4Wjct8
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlcOkZT4UP
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGp0npb6qrl
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIRuSrtloG
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeqCFYv5vH
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PmZJuzVWL
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThEaEdzQcc
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcO6IdqF9IO
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5H2WFI5hpx
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrZGsXObHd
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgAGM4aUu4
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0hvg7uqaY
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7i6p4NXi8
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsYsJ9i2r7
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yrWdHMG8e
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZO3l8IcfYm
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKx1X0bqiz7
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBlF52Arwk
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBm6WCiqxw
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkzSRmyTl0
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CPo0x8Dmb
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQfzkrXsqj
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUQ23655qs
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZM0lgKDWcN
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CzWNnUSDA
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBI38TKV9Pu
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jpyLyPnRe
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4qc4u6Qtm
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLtfNZJgK0
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFubhE7gZM
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8X6zSNb0W
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUg13rzwDiy
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQuzzGaknM
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbN6yuHtqhr
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsFXOPyNPo
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeneF8Nfmx
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0cUhjFaJb
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjey62eTsR1
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEcdNZerSu
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qT9vFNKqE
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSm7qyKbCH
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdd2hw6XWrr
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwMJtWQ3qj
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRC1exeUk5
客聞之，請買其方百金。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeslIvja5d
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JLqf3TwC9
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYz4aSAxxF7
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EiaoL9Gtk
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwtc7q4ZSZ
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOFgnTqjVr
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUzOhvl8UL
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2X9PGuPNN
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NSRK3RueD
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvuoSFe7AL
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYm3mj2G8Ny
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuy2l2WYGz3
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdAo6iqpr4
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizAKL4euDs
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwta11Xi6V
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7idzlGDtnm
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhw5q4B2aA7
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAYyIwxSjd
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlkYFvVfEb
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hS9pKkn3J
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfVBrKn1ka
而憂其瓠落無所容？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ372uutTBkk
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3729b0hH32
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUQvyH1Nto
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sfEfJFKOX
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOL5oJvdESP
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyckQI7R75X
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfMSQLxI2C
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVYgsI6rtn
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcy0NqQ5eb
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83ha5ezgv3
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheO7vmyUbj
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkYwesC3Ms
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnm4NRvNi8M
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zW8sPvjnK
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37UMUsCRrP
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AaDrxkbCs
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tEUs1lnlN
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatr3w6UjZb
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPaX8qhjHg
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1495nWuRqF
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFtqFWBJ2k
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9scQ2HCVf
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaLHror5ZV
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFKOy3Vtid
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXGluPdmNC
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxS9b7E0uew
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5AV0TOm1o
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAeARFvhPb
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZMd7Vl7HX
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfcc4mOIlb
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRIbylb3Mg
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVaoQu5qdL
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNv23DNkTs
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQNdaergKR
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXM44Qu3kHb
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6ZraJlUiE
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Izx0r1AI5
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1cPlM9cFf
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbu3xRGLTf
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
