作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBjRzM8241先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MgPLWZlOR
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdO3KgteI8
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2r0SGz6XrE
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIh4C8cQTX
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6YMiBL81r
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwoOEpCJTV
1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmQeyQre9K
好讀書，不求甚解；1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMyO9EtZtZ
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv802rSncwA
1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLaxkwHSHc
每有會意，便欣然忘食。1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjpw6Iksre
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscs1I6mwxr
1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSE6bB4MZz
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGN214wJOWt
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYbC8ZHInp
1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZOUb6Gn9u
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuBJ7zJsQS
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywPjHbrzJC
1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1367xbFpR
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLLyWdgKjF
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLSHCkE9Ic
1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirn2wHC3E0
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSD17rGnCVL
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxryCbHPX1H
1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRiXTVtJj4
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe90JwmkjgD
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCQFeuaL2H
1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhS40zPzgR
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAnetCowGi
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzW23rPqlGh
1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6sDkshW4B
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6i8NOoZBa
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhwVVrf8tz
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDp5HNzmquj
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPEXaaqiV5
1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTpyhTlcQ9
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMNAWg5uVm
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvbZI3Ybqu
1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1RZRJ6hpl
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDNaCYyaww
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelZEB0JcnP
1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpEJJqli34
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡke4j282dA3
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kmtXiAbzR
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1012Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXYy5sipLd
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
