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會說很多大道理，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40o82TnqAC
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而或不達於事，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWDQvGRWj1
日子卻擺明了過不下去，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZ6xNOq5la
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識其大矣，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7id3LDbj4
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不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1ypRaiwpj
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問焉以破其疑，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPzI74LrC7
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所謂就有道而正也。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0FR3m1KXg
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可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdafbeYX9A3
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所謂以能問於不能，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuq55jx305C
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4PjBwYSoE
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財產和自己差不多的，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Jz527Gwdd
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問焉以資切磋，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6spLjQA8Sd
跟他募款就當朋友交培，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaFHx5vOWJ
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所謂交相問難，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLtV6v8WHY
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKrNj1Ovv4書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQyuD30sVG
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hnw3Lkjwf
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZ0WSNelQg
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食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZgOvXf6b3
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必有一失。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNr3qqTwCJi
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rom5FWpFj
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聖人之所不知，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatLQ68KeJQ
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKgG0KRkLO
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愚人之所能，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbeofwwjBg
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSPDUN354D
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理無專在，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2rB7v3LLI
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而學無止境也。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDIwePsrxG
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是故貴可以問賤，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64YKJVLm8n
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleEZPSWNBY
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賢可以問不肖，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULTOgCkt8D
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQlDHEoJOE
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而老可以問幼，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3c6jMAeoI
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvuPFw9xvK
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唯道之所成而已矣。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1QCq3QNKI
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEwqgWzXK9
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOLn1xarV3
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdO1S9165d
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
