作者：西漢反社會太監‧司馬遷 釋之為廷尉。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03W77QJdaZ
這是一個恐龍當法官的故事...891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlf0imZHbD
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上行出中渭橋，有一人從橋下走出，乘輿馬驚。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk99GQ0yOsZ
總統慢跑到台北橋上時，有個死老百姓從橋下走出來，嚇到了總統和隨扈一行891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtmKVGsgXT
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於是使騎捕，屬之廷尉。釋之治問。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfVzEOPfQa
於是那個死老百姓就被抓了起來，交給隨行的司法院長，讓他去審問。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGdujvItYd
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曰：「縣人來，聞蹕，匿橋下。 891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dhVJz7beS
死老百姓說：啊我就鄉下來的，聽說交通管制，所以就先躲到橋下去，891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLJn87aq3e
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久之，以為行已過，即出，見乘輿車騎即走耳。」891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUF2NgwqFQ
等了老半天，以為車隊都過去了，所以才出來，然後看到你們就只好快逃啊！」891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0bAAg3ANA
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廷尉奏當，一人犯蹕，當罰金。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhu84EQZNC
司法院長最後回報說，那個死老百姓違反交通管制，要罰鍰891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVsNnrkayt
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文帝怒曰：「此人親驚吾馬；吾馬賴柔和，891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8v6PRVl9J
總統就怒了：那個死老百姓嚇到我馬了耶；還好我馬有天天運動，身手矯健心臟有力，891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YfjjBCEHk
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令他馬，固不敗傷我乎？891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEy84zgaNY
要是換成了他馬的！那還不被嚇死？891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmOBw4sgXA
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而廷尉乃當之罰金！」891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjCzHfdfba
而你大法官竟然就判他一個罰鍰！891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzi03sZGBK
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釋之曰：「法者，天子所與天下公共也。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAe965nNwk7
恐龍法官就說了：法律之前，人人平等891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKm8z7Wby4y
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今法如此而更重之，是法不信於民也。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsrlNXuUqA
現在法律就這麼規定，你對我施壓要我判重一點，這樣的法律老百姓第一個就不甩你！891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXE6SY72I0
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且方其時，上使立誅之則已。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtigI0E6G1
而且那時候，要不你直接宰了他就算了。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHPe4VsqbR
（我恐龍法官就睜一隻眼閉一隻眼，當做沒看到）891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7wC3qzseQ
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今既下廷尉，廷尉，天下之平也，891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajBW3r4hr0
現在既然交給了恐龍法官我，哥我可是天下執法人員的楷模標準加偶像，891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqQvNvRYAP
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一傾而天下用法皆為輕重，民安所錯其手足？唯陛下察之。」891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdGlGJLzhY
連哥都執法不公了，那天下的法律還不亂七八糟，你叫老百姓要怎麼活下去，希望總統你再好好想想吧！891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuRWCs2xEm
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良久，上曰：「廷尉當是也。」891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStf2g1jSNf
過一會兒，啞巴吃閉虧的總統只能承認說：「恐龍法官...你是對的。」891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzrZY0NEq6
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結論：這個恐龍法官一邊慫恿縱容總統草菅人命，讓他宰了那個死老百性，一邊又裝好人假清高，又扮白臉又扮黑臉，說的自己好像很懂很了不起，違反交通規則交給警察就好，你一個恐龍法官在裡頭攪和什麼？一看就知道這是個沒有法治的國家...... 891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDdHgFya7R
