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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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21-2. 美人心機(下)
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總算收拾乾淨後,他們大致討論了下,決定改從高空鳥瞰尋找進入紅棠藻的山谷,省得沿途每來一批怪,就要重演一次方才的泥漿摔角賽。於是,泰迪熊捧著喵喵仙貝登上仙雲,塞倫揪著肉盾展開羽翼,兩組雙雙往內地飛去。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAMQdLzSfK39
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彷彿為驗證泥巴島美容產業的可開發性,滾了兩次泥地的肉盾,此刻皮膚光亮得有如打了好幾層蠟,遠遠望去就像一團亮過頭的曝光體。於是,藍天白雲燦陽下,閃閃發光的宅宅臉於空中劃過一道流光,遠方海上航行的玩家們一致認定那道光定是新品種的飛行怪,紛紛上世界頻道討論得不亦樂乎。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAwRhh528Fs6
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從此,全服掀起一陣海洋探險潮,各個已開發海島的活動也熱絡了許多,致使全服海洋線任務進展之快,連官方都措手不及,只得讓工作團隊加緊腳步。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAZPledtnYbA
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好在美容時效有限,加上肉盾等人的任務目的地不算難找,畢竟一大條蜈蚣卡在某缺口處扭啊扭實在太顯眼,因此,當他們一落地,肉盾的皮膚也正好恢復正常。1164Please respect copyright.PENANATprVfeQTi6
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「魔化蜈蚣王,一百級,會釋放毒氣和召喚小怪。」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAD2iMejYrtZ
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待泰迪熊解讀完資訊後,四人便迅速佈好作戰計畫開打。他們之中等級最低的肉盾已超過八十級,其他人也離百級不遠,只要這蜈蚣王不像先前幾個變態Boss再狂化升級,就難不倒他們,但比較麻煩的是,肉盾要如何在閃躲大小蜈蚣怪的同時,又能避免被隊友隨機打到?這不僅考驗了肉盾本身的走位,也相當考驗塞倫和喵喵仙貝的準頭了。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAw9qqjyu1RV
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「哇啊!小貝兒別用電啊!」電擊術將小蜈蚣一個傳一個的電趴後,又啪茲一聲跳到肉盾頭上,頓時把那爆炸頭電得更膨了。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAcTFLqyRUVC
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「唉呀!誰踢哥啊?」一個火麒麟蹄子踹在肉盾的屁股上,幸好那黑鷹套裝材質精優防火佳,不然又是一場燒烤肉盾秀了,還是名副其實的火燒屁股。1164Please respect copyright.PENANA7hwt13VSXK
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「喵嘎!膩那個小強爆炸頭好麻煩啦喵!」喵喵仙貝首先就不耐煩了,直想爽快地狂放技能,卻老顧忌著肉盾而遲遲不敢施展,導致他們的攻擊效率也降低不少。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAyVnOfdn9FM
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弟控大哥一聽,自是不捨地立刻輕哄:「不用顧慮他,寶貝兒盡量打,哥補得上。」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAEZXBkB1rDF
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你大神補得上,人家的皮肉疼也減不了啊!塞倫沒好氣地瞪了眼只顧寵弟弟的泰迪熊。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAbVu1yRaiJa
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想著肉盾老被折騰也不是辦法,塞倫打開置物包翻找了一會,竟真挖出許久前無意研發出的實驗藥水,當初他看說明頗為怪異,就隨手扔進包裡沒再注意,如今看來,也只得一試了。1164Please respect copyright.PENANA7LNSdqRsdj
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「肉盾,把這瓶喝了試試!」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAkPbFgqOnSN
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「喔!」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAzorHoqWnoN
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老婆的話一定要聽!妻奴潛力十足的肉盾,立刻回身接過塞倫丟來的藥水,看也不看就灌下去,一股強勁熱氣隨即自腹部湧上流竄全身,彷彿每一個細胞都充滿了力量,全身也爆出金色的光芒,令他忍不住握拳低頭曲膝大喊:「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊——啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊——」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAxXLFMgi7qs
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「……」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAWorc6uc2ME
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這是在啊什麼?其他人都囧了。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAXpp30dZOGL
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耀眼金光中,蜈蚣怪們似也被震呆地傻在原地不動,只見全身金光燦燦的肉盾似打了興奮劑不斷抖動,染成金色的爆炸頭漲大不止一倍,小強觸角也化成又粗又壯的黃金觸角。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAUIMOdGy6sQ
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喵喵仙貝不禁愣得僵著小肉球問:「倫哥,尼給豬頭喝惹捨摸啊喵?」1164Please respect copyright.PENANATnKeCXknLD
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「呃……」也沒想到會是這種反應,塞倫心虛地點開藥譜,唸出該藥劑的說明,「《脫胎換骨水》,服用後將激發隱藏體內的潛能,可使服用者精力旺盛,無懼無痛,化身超級賽亞人絕不是夢想。」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAA6wPazg4n2
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原來是超級賽亞人變身啊,難怪那姿勢有這麼重的既視感!是說官方這樣盜用七龍珠經典真的可以嗎?1164Please respect copyright.PENANA4Lvstz8r74
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「維持多久?」還是泰大神恢復得快,立刻給隊伍補了狀態邊淡定問道。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAGq9BpKm4kK
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「五分鐘——哥來啦!」終於「啊」完的肉盾熱血爆吼一聲後,就往同時恢復行動的蜈蚣王衝去,伸出實驗性的一拳,「喔喔喔!真的不痛了,大家快趁現在狂打啊!」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAOFqfhHevDI
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「喵耶——」最歡的莫過於喵喵仙貝了,總算解禁的他將所有高傷法術胡亂狂放一通。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAgCRtVbm08e
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塞倫失笑看了眼手舞足蹈的兩人,便也不再保留地多放一隻高傷系靈寵,讓兩隻靈寵用特殊技瘋狂砲轟,反正有人補血很厲害,有沒有風精靈幫忙回血回魔也沒差!1164Please respect copyright.PENANAEe99eNhoOh
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抱著小小賭氣心態的他,刻意無視那個總一副高高在上的人,將積累的悶氣全發洩在蜈蚣王上,卻也略掉了某人頗富算計意味的微揚嘴角。1164Please respect copyright.PENANARLHySwxZli
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五分鐘一過,蜈蚣王正好被順利消滅,然而島上的魔氣仍未退去,可見這並非是污染根源。他們撿完散一地的掉落物後,蜈蚣王的屍體便消退留下一顆慘白的人類頭骨,在不斷冒著烏青魔氣的地上,看來還真有幾分嚇人。1164Please respect copyright.PENANANCIaKd2QYq
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「你們退後點,哥先試試看。」肉盾小心翼翼地用愛的小手輕拍一下頭骨,誰知頭骨竟「嗯呀~」地發出一記呻吟,一顆粉色愛心也隨之飛揚,頓時把大家雷得外焦裡嫩。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAxAxLFdZ9Gt
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這時,一縷看不出性別的幽靈,悠悠晃晃地從頭骨飄了出來,摀著雙頰對肉盾狂送秋波,語帶嬌羞地說:「謝謝英雄將人家釋放出來~♥」1164Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ls0WMtZfj
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你謝就謝,一直飄愛心是怎麼回事?拍一下就歡喜跑出來,到底是有多M?1164Please respect copyright.PENANAaYyoUq8zAz
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「我叫阿小飄,原是島上的居民,因失戀跳山谷自殺而成地縛靈,每天在這附近徘徊。某日島上忽然出現莫名傳染病毒,居民陸續死亡變成殭屍,而這蜈蚣妖也見什麼就吃什麼,連人家當時摔失蹤的頭骨也吃下去,直到你們殺了蜈蚣妖,我才總算能重見天日。」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAmIQHk4W5mu
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阿飄不是應該怕陽光嗎?幹嘛還想見什麼天日?1164Please respect copyright.PENANAg897fv2ycW
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「那……這樣的話,紅棠藻還能用嗎?」肉盾率先打破大家已吐槽不能的寂靜無聲。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAoVqS1nUvRI
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塞倫仔細觀望四周鬱鬱蔥蔥的植物,似是未曾受到影響,但他仍皺眉擔憂道:「這一帶海域的魚蝦都死了,表示病毒應該已滲入泥土層裡,難保不會被植物吸收吧?」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAGsNKRylAld
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「那會不會還擴散到其他海島啊喵?」喵喵仙貝也疑惑提問。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAMVoIfHGXSn
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「你們是來採紅棠藻嗎?」阿小飄立即提供了重要資訊,「其實,病毒開始的前一晚,我有看到可疑的小黑影飛進紅棠藻園,隔天早上來採收的人出來後,臉色好像不太好。」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAnE41FjVRP1
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看來污染源是在紅棠藻園了,於是,他們不說二話直接進去探查。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAA1oruvx3FX
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果然,才踏進山谷,眼前便跳出中毒的倒數計時,泰迪熊施了團體解毒術消去後,一行人才繼續往裡走。不甚寬廣的通道相當陰暗潮濕,兩側山壁的翠綠依舊,卻遮掩不了岩壁上有如毒藤攀爬的魔毒烏痕。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAGvNsAoA3nR
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這一帶相當安靜,興許是蜈蚣王堵在山谷口的關係,沒有怪能闖進來,所以他們一路走來都沒再受到攻擊,只有時不時冒出的中毒狀態需解除而已。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAMVfoiOBpRH
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不到一分鐘後,眼前便是豁然一亮的花園。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAtN25EoelHP
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這紅棠藻園確如熊大媽所說,給人極為漂亮的印象,沒有一般沼澤區的陰濕感。遍地艷紅迎風搖曳,點綴瓣心的黃蕊粉嫩精巧,托著紅瓣的藻葉帶著晶瑩水潤的鮮綠,正是塞倫要摘採的藥材。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAF3HtQC3Vcs
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不似滿島嶼的腥臭魔氣,園裡濃郁芳香撲鼻,若非不時隱現的中毒狀態,他們還真難相信這裡會是污染源。儘管如此,紅棠藻園的味道,似乎也香得太過頭了?1164Please respect copyright.PENANAibgmVpv5rw
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「哈啾!」喵喵仙貝伸出兩隻小肉球摩擦鼻子,「喵嗚……鼻子好癢喵。」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAst3DTRa9np
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「好像有點暈。」塞倫也受不住地摀住鼻子,本就白晰的臉蛋又蒼白了幾分。被他抱著的小蝠同時發出難受的低吟,睡夢中的臉更是皺成一團。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAn2X8WA5CQh
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「咦,你們都不舒服嗎?我怎麼沒感覺?泰呢?」肉盾疑惑地看看兩人又四處張望,企圖找出導致異常的元兇。1164Please respect copyright.PENANABnLRG6uAK9
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「沒影響。」泰迪熊見喵喵仙貝還在摩臉,眨不停的眼角泛起淚光,明顯是過敏現象,這在貓科種族身上實在少見。他蹙眉沈思了會,揮杖施了團體治癒術,又上了層團體防護網,喵喵仙貝和塞倫才恢復正常,小蝠還打了個呵欠繼續沈睡。至此,他便確定了答案,「魔毒作祟。」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAuKiEQum3l8
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「『摸肚兜水』喵?」神聽力發作的喵喵仙貝,歪著小喵頭眨巴無辜大眼求解。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAAre2fBgU17
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「噗哧!」在嚴肅時刻忽然來這一招,這小傢伙也真是粗神經啊!塞倫忍不住笑意地看向小奶貓,就望見泰迪熊低頭搓揉小貓的畫面,目光也正好瞥及對方左臉上的魔紋,他便恍然大悟了。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAZVmWP4mWak
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方才身體異樣應是被魔毒感染的徵兆,泰迪熊雖為仙魔混血但仍是魔族後裔,自然不會被魔毒影響,至於肉盾為何也沒感覺?他瞧了眼爆炸頭上擺出遠望動作的小強觸角,呵,果然是打不死的小強命吧!1164Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1gzPzZWfb
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經解釋過後,他們便一起在園裡巡邏,仔細觀察這片紅棠藻圓,卻看不出所以然,直到肉盾發出一聲驚呼。1164Please respect copyright.PENANACH3JVdNiKV
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「你們看!那朵花在噴綠色的氣。」肉盾朝一朵紅棠藻花指去,宅宅眼鏡上的反光差點閃瞎人。他們順指示望去,卻只見人家花兒開得特紅特大特鮮豔而已,哪來噴綠色氣?難道那眼鏡還可以充當測毒器嗎?三人一時間無語了。1164Please respect copyright.PENANA8FrPj43mms
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確認污染源頭後,自是想辦法將之除盡。1164Please respect copyright.PENANA4CjMJtExwX
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「BBQ敲好疵的喵~」喵喵仙貝揮著小肉球丟了顆火球,企圖燒掉那朵受了感染的魔花。誰知魔花的花蕊突然動了下,將那顆火球吸了進去,花瓣瞬間又長得更大朵了。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAD5e9qnnmoF
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「喵咿?那、那……冰沙凍死喵~」小肉球又丟了道冰凍術,卻僅將魔花凍住半秒就融化,同時花瓣也再大了一圈。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAs5WTosr55n
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看來是不能魔法攻擊啊。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAboqJFvKImJ
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「換哥來!」肉盾揮了揮愛的小手,朝魔花一拍施予物理攻擊,居然飄出爆擊0,「哇啊!噴更多綠氣了!」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAFeiGlVU9tt
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「都不能攻擊的話,那直接連根移除試試?」塞倫召喚出地鼠靈寵試圖把花根挖起,誰知地鼠才探個頭就噴哭地跑回靈寵欄。1164Please respect copyright.PENANA6uBCzvkgQ1
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這到底是怎麼回事?1164Please respect copyright.PENANAzNXrFv1N5R
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「只有一個人可以解決魔氣問題。」泰迪熊沈吟了半晌說道。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAxTgPMs8EHT
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其他三人愣了愣,不約而同地說:「小育?」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAhKWqigDs4c
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「那得回一趟馬賽克了,也不知他們在不在家。」肉盾抓了抓頭,想起他們以前曾跟小育私密聊天,「啊,傳密語給他?」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAdM4hcnftz0
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「不行,自從他回歸地府後,就不能主動私密他了。」塞倫搖頭道。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAqrjbTLDwwY
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「直接跟小黑執事說就好嚕呀喵。」喵喵仙貝盯著哥哥正寫給小黑的留言賊笑道:「誰讓他是我哥的廚藝師父,嘿喵~」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAy1yDOstaBe
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「咦?」1164Please respect copyright.PENANA1Zk0usqkmS
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原來,百鬼夜行風波結束,一行人在還我漂漂山莊吃吃喝喝,直到塞倫下線後,泰迪熊就忽然收到小黑的來信,大意是小黑從契約列舉的食材清單與小育描述的料理來看,發現泰迪熊的廚藝天分極高,加上泰迪熊抽中自己親手撰寫的終極食譜,便覺此乃奇緣,有意收他為徒。泰迪熊也發現食譜中有半數以上需有專業等級廚藝才可料理,為了讓寶貝兒嚐盡美食,他自是立刻答應。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAwqBCBdgWE9
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一旦玩家與NPC建立了特殊關係,便有屬於兩人的專用頻道,於他們兩個來說,即是師徒頻道,因此,泰迪熊要找小黑可說是輕而易舉了。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAvUpSynw0CA
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聽完解釋後,塞倫和肉盾第一時間閃過一個想法——兩位奶爸果真結拜了啊!1164Please respect copyright.PENANAfloNs5jUXz
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「反正『弟子要吃,師父夫妻撈』嘛,哥說過的喵~」喵喵仙貝相當得意地引用新學成語。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAadxT7KG2k5
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「啊?」肉盾萬般不解地歪起擺成問號的小強觸角,「泰,怎麼你學的跟我學的不一樣啊?」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAX91ntt5ziI
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「……」莫名被寶貝弟弟黑了的泰迪熊沈默了。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAH1eztuwV9M
1164Please respect copyright.PENANAuD6Mud9Fl2
「是弟子有事師父服其勞。」塞倫呆愣地緩聲糾正,半晌又額冒青筋地低吼:「明明原本是『師父有事弟子服其勞』你們這些人不要突然反過來亂教!」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAkl562dhOhh
1164Please respect copyright.PENANAMPO2VaUkDo
誰知,不止有神發音還有神聽力的喵喵仙貝驚恐了,「捨摸喵?師父有屎弟子負責撈?那太噁惹啦喵!」1164Please respect copyright.PENANASPjQFbaq7g
1164Please respect copyright.PENANAkfAw4MMg85
「寶貝兒。」泰迪熊真是哭笑不得了。1164Please respect copyright.PENANALv3TETvBnF
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有師徒關係就是不一樣,加上他們在地府累積了夠高的功德值和好感值,小黑很快就回訊了。留言說明他會立刻帶小育過來,但小育的淨化能力還無法控制自如,他得花點心思佈結界,請他們先到別處等候消息。1164Please respect copyright.PENANA81n440Jf8z
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事情至此,任務也更新到『等待環境消毒』就再無其他提示,看來他們暫時也不能做什麼。一想起上回小育發狂把大家吸成乾扁四季豆,他們便連忙飛回快艇上,迅速駛離泥巴島。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAaLCF8J8WxC
1164Please respect copyright.PENANAj4iskTiOTy
NPC辦事極有效率,他們才離岸沒多久,遠方空中就飛來一金色大鳥,正是上回在卡斯莫山峰見到的小黑坐騎。於是,他們加快速度離開這片污染區,回到深藍的清靜海域後,肉盾突發奇想地提議:「都大老遠跑來了,不如再去一趟珊瑚礁島?」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAHvnvCiUEd4
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「嗯,我們接了拯救生計的任務,說不定他們的態度會不同了。」塞倫贊同地打開地圖,將珊瑚礁島的座標叫出來。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAKel5C4dMP1
1164Please respect copyright.PENANAAQjiKlaYyN
「是該探一探。」泰迪熊頭也不抬地逗弄胸口小貓應道。喵喵仙貝瞇著雙眼伸出兩隻小肉球,抱住哥哥搔弄脖子的手指蹭啊蹭,系統叮地加了兩人恩愛放閃度。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAWBLyYKNWGK
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塞倫抬眼間,視線滑過這一幕,隨即望向前方。蔚藍海景伴著涼爽海風,吹得他心神一恍,便靠在椅背上輕嘆,似乎很久沒這麼放鬆了。人一放空,小琥的話就忽然浮上了心頭,目光也自然而然地落在專心駕駛的人身上。1164Please respect copyright.PENANA0MmLuhCGfu
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被風吹得往後傾的爆炸頭、喜感十足的小新濃眉、未能看清雙眼的反光眼鏡、矮得非低頭才瞧見的身高,雖說外型是意外捏造的假象,但這傢伙老愛花言巧語,一張笨嘴還有講不完的廢話,厚臉皮粗神經又自戀,怎樣都不可能是他會欣賞的類型,真要比較的話,後頭那位大哥才像是他以往會注意的對象呢……是說,他到底是怎麼被這豬纏上的?1164Please respect copyright.PENANAlUp7OtEGC8
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『倫哥是時候過新生活了。』1164Please respect copyright.PENANA7b4OfZZLOn
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新生活……跟這豬頭?1164Please respect copyright.PENANArWsHYxTD5V
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興許是察覺到視線,肉盾突然轉過臉來揚起大大的笑容,嘴裡似乎說了什麼,在馬達聲干擾下,他聽得不太真切,但不用猜也知道,肯定又是「哥太帥」之類的蠢話吧?噗呵,這傻蛋!1164Please respect copyright.PENANAFsiKQAjNfk
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嗚喔喔喔!小倫老婆笑得好可愛好可愛啊!肉盾沒想到一回頭就看到心上人正望著自己微笑,便開心地發出一連串讚嘆,誰知塞倫竟不似往常嗔怒,反而嫣然一笑,讓他又笑得更癡了。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAaLOOEySWMJ
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一旁偷窺這粉色愛心滿天飛的含笑對視,小貓妖嘿嘿賊笑地按著截圖鍵,邊小聲讓抱著自己的哥哥換角度,好讓他趁機多拍幾組以便挑選。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAUe284CuXso
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一片八卦味極濃的氣氛中,誰也沒注意某大神的眼裡閃過腹黑的深沈光芒。
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)
1164Please respect copyright.PENANAdGGNjnGYOd
「你……你、你、你們……」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAoVc0SdCPpk
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「天……天啊!」1164Please respect copyright.PENANA78YYPG4gMY
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二次登上珊瑚礁島,肉盾和塞倫絕沒想到,迎接他們的會是這種奇怪的場景。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAPVIYRrhSNC
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首當其衝的嘓兒和咕咕一見他們,臉色變了又變,也忘了上演肉麻劇地驚呆在原地。兩人困惑地帶領仍捧著小奶貓的泰迪熊往島內走去,一路上不僅無人攔阻,就連巡邏的老蟾才瞧了眼他們,就慌張地往後奔跑大喊:「勾!島主!勾!」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAjnOpedGpR3
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這也差太多了吧,難到是上次潛入被發現的關係?1164Please respect copyright.PENANARy8Cjrool4
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他們跟隨老蟾的步伐走到法陣處,便見龜老頭從木屋衝出來,震驚地直朝兩人身後不停打量,口中喃喃自語:「真像啊!」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAO1wCdRA28C
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肉盾和塞倫循視線望去,發現所有人都在注視泰迪熊,一個閃過腦海的詭異想法便令他們不禁相視對望。肉盾瞥了眼淡定自若的泰迪熊,壓低聲音問塞倫:「記得上次我說過的嗎?」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAsdpyrwwS9R
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「嗯,我也有這種感覺,而且……」塞倫蹙眉輕聲回應,就被稚嫩笑聲打斷。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAzzR3qf88B4
1164Please respect copyright.PENANAN285gUJ8KM
「噗喵!是龜仙人爺爺耶!喵哈哈哈!」正躺在哥哥懷裡發懶的喵喵仙貝,噴笑地伸出小肉球指向龜老頭,小小的雪白貓身笑得左右搖晃,可愛得令泰迪熊不住揉捏他軟嫩的小肚肚,搔得小奶貓又喵啊喵地輕顫嬌笑,四肢小肉球也不住揮啊揮,「癢……哈哈……鼻要……嘻……癢癢喵……」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAJyQ2FwU6s4
1164Please respect copyright.PENANAUPFL4IfZut
萌萌小喵人人愛,龜老頭立刻就被萌得傻笑兮兮,系統也適時叮地加了好感值。塞倫無語盯著龜老頭一副寵孫爺爺的笑臉,忍不住默默吐槽——奧普斯快速升NPC好感值有二法:一是當萌物,比如喵喵仙貝;二是當蠢物,比如肉盾爆炸頭。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAiSLXm2T2Oj
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正好他們這隊兩種都有,於是,萌物開好了場白,蠢物隨即接棒。1164Please respect copyright.PENANASG9a16PdLi
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肉盾先為上回擅自潛入的事道歉,再說明來意及關於泥巴島的事。果然一提及泥巴島受魔毒之害,始終笑臉吟吟的龜老頭頓時露出豫色,半晌才語重心長地說:「我族避世已久,向來都不願與外人來往,偏自身能力不足,故此事始終未能解決,使得族人生活困頓,如今幾位既自願出力,老夫若再推卻就太愧對我族了。」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAsE6q6M0cGo
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「說到這,請問你們是什麼族呀?似乎混了不少種。」見對方態度軟化,肉盾便趁機追問。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAeKGj4XHA9i
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龜老頭把腰一挺,驕傲地說:「海產族!」1164Please respect copyright.PENANABQ1Zq6nJZx
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除了喵喵仙貝外,其他三人默了。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAXOhaD12ZS7
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「唏喵~聽起來好……唔喵……」小吃貨吸著口水的話未完,就被泰迪熊摀住,留下咕嚕響的肚餓聲。也幸好及時阻止了,否則人家要聽到這小貓妖覺得他們好吃,還不群起攻擊趕人?1164Please respect copyright.PENANAdygH6PHjS6
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「好特別啊,沒想到有這麼神奇的種族呢。」見龜老頭好奇張望何來的咕嚕聲,塞倫連忙甜笑說道,企圖轉移對方的注意力。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAV5Io7Uoahq
1164Please respect copyright.PENANA0hpnHgE6Vv
「呵呵,那當然!」美人一笑百媚生,龜老頭立馬也笑呵呵地紅了兩頰,自豪地侃侃而談,將海產族的每個人都輪番介紹了遍。泰迪熊也趁機趕緊餵飽喵喵仙貝,免得小吃貨一不小心望見什麼蝦頭蟹腳的島民就流口水。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAcoS8ke0p7s
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介紹完海產族,自是說起他們近來的生活問題。海產族雖居於珊瑚礁島,但他們最重要的食物來源卻在泥巴島上,特別是海蜈蚣、紅棠藻花蜜、水蘭草、海蚯甲、藻泥蝦蟲等,然而怪異的病毒將泥巴島都污染了不說,還有向珊瑚礁島擴散的跡象,所以肉盾和塞倫潛入的那晚,龜老頭跳祈福舞請求守護神施法清除這一帶海域的污邪,但守護神大人向來不喜被外人瞧見,才會怒將兩人打出結界。1164Please respect copyright.PENANA9zNx3A7jlP
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「所以,只要將泥巴島淨化就好了嗎?」塞倫問道。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAJyIX9IoEkO
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龜老頭卻搖頭長嘆,「淨化也只是一時。實不相瞞,這些年來已發生數次類似事件,只是這次特別嚴重罷了。」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAaB188tgUr5
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吃飽喝足的喵喵仙貝,舉起一隻小肉球發問:「龜仙人爺爺剛說是疵海蜈蚣還是蜈蚣呀喵?窩們剛打死一隻敲大的蜈蚣耶喵。」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAePOPfAVWW0
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「老夫知道你們說的是什麼,海蜈蚣是一種海蟲,而非蜈蚣,那蜈蚣怪實在不知哪來的,還不止一隻。」龜老頭苦笑道。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAcoIlssvgrB
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不止一隻?他們一聽,連忙聯絡小黑,果真得到回應——紅棠藻園確實有一隻剛睡醒的魔化蜈蚣怪,幸好當時小育的淨化能力已在施展,所以蜈蚣怪只有被吸乾的份。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAOr9CbT10lZ
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這時,系統也適時響起了,「叮!泥巴島已淨化完畢,請玩家進行下一步,以便完成【高級任務】《蒙古大夫的請求》與【特殊自發任務】《救援珊瑚礁島的生計》。」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAXAixbpkvel
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『【師徒】NPC《小黑》:過來吧,有事交代。』1164Please respect copyright.PENANAzTiLTcyRjW
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收到訊息後,四人匆匆告別龜老頭趕回泥巴島,便見小黑和打著飽嗝的小育在岸上等著。經過淨化後的泥巴島,風貌已大不同,不僅所有殭屍魔物皆不見蹤影,原先黏膩濕滑的爛泥也變得清爽乾淨,空氣中滿是清新自然的花草香味,環繞島嶼的海水蔚藍清澈,甚至依稀可見鮮活的小魚蝦。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAmf7pp29sTZ
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能一口氣淨化所有魔物的小育根本超OP啊,難怪一失蹤地府就亂成那樣。這一刻,他們已說不清對小育抱持的想法了,只知道千萬不能惹這位大吃貨NPC,那種莫名被抽空退化的感覺超不舒服啊!1164Please respect copyright.PENANAkYrUmimy2B
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「這是在花根處找到的。」小黑遞出一顆結晶碎片,眉間有股憂慮之色,「我查了紀錄,此島時有異象發生,地府已多次派人清除穢氣,不料這次竟如此嚴重,若再不根治,恐有擴及海洋的一天。」1164Please respect copyright.PENANABuigTwMJRQ
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「這我們剛聽龜仙人說了,他們也很苦惱啊。」肉盾不自覺用起龜老頭的暱稱,點頭附和道。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAn3aa2g3Lo8
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於是,小黑納悶了,「這附近有仙人?為何我竟未感覺到仙氣?」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAFVjjoSGsdL
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噗哧!NPC沒看過七龍珠真的不要嘲笑,等等!後面那隻大吃貨別跟著憋笑,有點NPC的專業形象好嗎?1164Please respect copyright.PENANAp4lZP6AWZL
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然而,喵喵仙貝卻還嫌不夠似地歪著小喵頭,「喵呀,有這麼多海鮮游來游去,者摸小黑執事還聞不到呀喵?」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAQR647hOro3
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「……」1164Please respect copyright.PENANA4KkZsGjhw4
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「窩覺得『鮮氣』敲重的呀,難道是你鼻塞惹喵?」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAPmhgKgMFrZ
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「……」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAAP0oA7qQYy
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「喵啊!窩知道惹!一定是你在太陽黑黑時出生,所以鼻子沒長好,真是太可憐惹喵!」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAOEWlHSEyo7
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「噗嘻哈哈哈!」小育再也受不了地抱肚笑場,可憐小黑又一次被玩到混亂當機,世界頻道也飆出了系統的怒吼——1164Please respect copyright.PENANAa4BB808vQu
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