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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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39. 仙界認親
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「你們動作真快～」小董滿意地接過材料，拖著的尾音越發軟糯黏膩，儘管那張慘白的小臉仍癱如死人，但別在瀏海處的小兔髮夾也令他看來更幼嫩了。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxx0FioCN2R
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此時，好不容易收完材料的五人，正在小黑與小育於馬賽克的住宅處與小董會面。已見過小董的人，在經歷過這位小鬼王暴走的蠻橫霸凌後，早對這看似軟嫩好欺負實則善變又記仇的偽正太已然無感，除了初見面的唬爛。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipPw385QF5
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「吼吼！這小受真的比表哥面癱耶，嫩音卻不輸給咱們家貝兒……」驚見可愛正太，唬爛頓時比打了雞血還興奮，不斷在隊頻裡抒發感想。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeBBZbhpNK
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一片囧然無語中，唯有泰迪熊為自己沒事被躺槍冒了青筋。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybxI5JbVLv
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不知自己正被意淫腦補了什麼，小董癱著臉歡快說：「那你們先去仙界的結界入口等我，我把藥水做好就過去吧～」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGX6PayZGT
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「仙界入口在哪啊？」肉盾好奇問道。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHHfaThErK
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「昆輪島呀～」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cRoSwS4Rx
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才剛從昆輪島回來的一行人都遠目了，這是再下一次Ｑ洞副本的節奏嗎？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrDChPga4s
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「對了～」小董指著在爆炸頭上呼呼大睡的小蝠，「可以把牠借我一陣子嗎？」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EUIZQA6Zt
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「喔，沒問題啊！」肉盾大方地把小蝠拔下來遞過去，「你們要敘舊吧？小蝠牠想死你啦。」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzesM3O6MLR
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「呵呵～我也想死他了喔～」小董面無表情地發出清脆笑聲，烏黑的空洞大眼卻似閃過一道光芒，令他們想起這位小鬼王虐待寵物的前科，不禁又沈默地捏了把冷汗。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5ONVAQnMW
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紛紛以送終眼神對小蝠表達安息好走之意後，他們認命地再次奔回Ｑ洞，成功地在一天內連續霸凌了兩次史萊姆。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROiwuoJVzd
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NPC的速度就是快，對這些AI來說，所謂的藥水製作也不過是幾個數據而已。當他們凌虐完史萊姆小王、二度嚇暈吃貨史萊姆王、屠殺完滿島毒蟑蟲，沿著任務指示爬上昆輪島位於西北處的最高峰頂後，就見小董已立在一座兩尺高的石碑旁，碑上刻著龍飛鳳舞的硃紅草書，正是仙境的入口結界石。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RCBn1zzdL
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此峰面海，居高臨下又為雲霧繚繞，遠遠望去，竟如無邊無際的蒼茫雲海，滔滔浪聲擊在岸礁上，頗有滄海一聲笑之感，又有遠眺天地看破紅塵之修仙意境。不過，當他們將目光移回碑上的三字——「仙人眺」時，頓時又各有不同反應了。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQrN9BZaCr
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「仙人……挑？原來進仙境還要挑對象呀？」對書法領悟有限的肉盾，不得不看走眼想歪了，畢竟商業用語也不常用到「眺」字，實在怪不得他。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqU4LsNKcH
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「是仙人桃啦！大概就是生桃太郎寶寶的那顆大桃子吧，不知道好不好疵。」喵喵仙貝自認正確地糾正道，說罷還吸著口水往包裡掏零食解饞。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKimYSGhpw
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「桃你個頭啦！整天只會想到吃！」正腦補著什麼仙魔腐意境的唬爛，立刻就翻白眼開罵，「豬頭就算了，你個小白癡在台灣讀四年書還敢認錯？難怪國文分數老在及格邊緣！」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjPls6EYCI
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「哼哼哼……」喵喵仙貝嘟嘴怒咬豬肉乾。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufVEwLqWrs
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肉盾則一臉茫然地問：「不是桃嗎？」顯然他剛才真相信某小白癡的話了。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6U3x4QNVg
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「不是，是唸四聲眺，眺望的眺。」塞倫失笑地輕戳爆炸頭。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZoDU1mWwJ
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於是，吃貨小白癡與小強爆炸頭同時呆著一張臉，兩雙短腿往上一蹬，連聲問：「仙人跳？」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cvUZQz2D9
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「噗——」唬爛頓時黑線地噴了，什麼仙人美受含淚眺望受劫魔君攻的淒美劇情全都破滅了，混蛋官方能不能好好取名啊？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOELwOC38HF
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「不是那個跳。」塞倫也熊熊覺得什麼意境都蕩然無存了，一個同音字差就意思大不同啊！973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1MinNP1u7
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「要開始囉～」小董一手揉捏著正熟睡小蝠，一手拋出一瓶白色藥水，讓泰迪熊喝下後，就雙手夾壓小蝠凝聚神力，剎時間，掌間金光乍現，一根金絲攀上小蝠的身體迅速纏繞。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5e86xk5p7
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儘管這架勢看起來頗為玄幻，然而，他們望著這一幕，皆油然而生一股不祥的預感——不過是開個仙境入口，您老綁住小蝠要幹嘛啊？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cGeZQYwtJ
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不多時，光芒散去，小董便揪著那根金絲尾端以打圈方式甩起小蝠，朝石碑以甩蔥歌的節奏念唱：「隱藏著仙境入口的石碑啊～請在我面前顯示真正的大門，與你締結契約的小董現在命令你，芝麻開門～」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9pA6FbBFM
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這實在是囧到不忍卒賭了！973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy59nky9Xik
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小強觸角顫抖地擺出QQ字母，五人也不禁默默撇開視線。到底這怪儀式結合多少梗了？這樣虐待動物可以嗎？難怪地府寵物一個個都要逃家。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwei6oH5Eh
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一首甩蔥歌咒語唸完，耀眼的金光遂自石碑綻放。只見碑身微晃地從中裂出一條縫隙，隨著幅度加遽，裂縫越漸擴大成洞，洞內是透著光芒的氤氳白霧，令人看不清內部景致，估計就是仙境的傳送口了。當洞口長至一個成人大小時，石碑總算停止震動，一聲歐吉桑的喘息亦隨同一顆粉色小愛心響起——973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhv2j57HeK
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「啊……康馬北鼻（Come on, baby）～♥」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuj72m2XUC
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現在放棄任務還來得及嗎？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16MDPFPbVd
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭￣3￣)╭♥ σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ ლ（╹ε╹ლ）973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKpqJBoFJ4
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「記住，你們只是以臨時觀光客的身份來仙境，所以只能在這個地圖活動，一小時後就會被自動傳回馬賽克。栩仙的住處已在地圖上標示，請盡快完成任務唷～」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKPvhRIGKY
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小董甩著小蝠對他們說完，結界傳送口就隨即關閉，他們的狀態列上也多出一個圖示——『仙境觀光證：剩60分鐘』看來這還是個限時任務啊。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgk3J4RRt7
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此時，他們正立於一片花海，周圍全是從沒見過的奇花異種，朵朵開得茂盛鮮豔，香味卻清雅不濃濁，聞來很是身心舒爽，令人不禁想起花仙邱香夫人的還我漂漂山莊。斑斕彩蝶於花間飛舞，遠方枝頭有靈鳥鳴聆，潺潺水聲隱隱傳來，似是遮蔽藍天豔陽的雲霧於空中瀰漫，為這花園添增如夢境的虛幻感。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiCfm70TlN
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隨著地圖指標朝目的地行走，他們的耳邊似有嬌笑聲不時輕響，喵喵仙貝好奇地循聲湊近一看，發現那些彩蝶竟是穿著彩衣的小小人，頓時驚呼：「哇啊！是小精靈嗎？」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1SFTNp2yh
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也在尋找笑聲來源的肉盾聞言，便將視線轉向於花叢。當《宅宅眼鏡+2》準確捕捉到彩蝶的外貌時，他就立馬激動了，「喔喔！仙界也好多小美人啊啊啊！」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGini3Ve98V
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「豬！遊戲哪個角色沒有美化，這裡還是仙境，當然一堆美人啊！」唬爛沒好氣地吐槽道。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxecQx79ulD
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「應該是蝶仙吧？」塞倫瞥了眼發花癡的豬頭後，也忍不住好奇地伸指輕觸彩蝶小人，誰知對方就這麼順勢在他指尖落足，含笑欠身做了個揖後又輕盈飛起，系統也隨即落下。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6SoAqbY0F
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「叮！恭喜玩家塞倫因與蝶仙NPC親切打招呼，獲得蝶仙好感度+1與見面禮《仙花蜜》一滴，歡迎再接再厲成為仙境的好碰友喔。」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvz4yrtHy5
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「花蜜耶，好疵嗎？」小吃貨巴眨著眼睛閃亮亮，泰迪熊立刻塞了塊芒果麻薯過去。塞倫失笑地查看仙花蜜的資料，竟是可用作料理與煉藥的珍貴材料，便連忙分享給大家看。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigA00PiOUP
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「嗚喔喔！太好了，以後泰和小倫都用得到！」肉盾說著，就湊近一顆燦笑的爆炸頭，打算也來跟蝶仙打招呼勾搭勾搭，誰知結果卻是……973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMl8MFJ7BUX
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「叮！恭喜玩家肉盾阿弗羅因造型受到蝶仙NPC們的恥笑，令他們工作一天的疲勞瞬間消除，獲得蝶仙族好感度+5與回禮《仙花蜜》二十滴，歡迎玩家再接再厲被全仙境NPC恥笑以提升歡樂的工作氣氛唷～」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgZF7N9DR3
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「噗哈哈哈哈！」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPJAPzuFge
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這下換隊友們恥笑肉盾了，真不愧是最受NPC歡迎的奇囧頭型啊！973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWvzD9k8fz
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可惜時間有限，他們只得以任務為重，暫先將賞景勾搭之事放在一邊。幸好地圖依任務給予的路徑十分安全，讓他們沒費太多功夫就找到位在花海邊境小鎮的一座樓宇。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EbvfqSCNp
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「兒子，娘想死你了！」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAd07CvJQ2
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甫接近樓宇，一道纖瘦的粉色人影就從門內奔出，直撲泰迪熊懷抱嚶嚶啜泣，喵喵仙貝頓時不悅地沈下小臉，其他人卻是愣地抽了臉皮。這栩仙的嗓音輕柔細嫩，的確頗有溫柔慈愛之感，但……但怎麼會是男音？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuXscePUhq
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見栩仙仍抱著自己蹭不停，身旁小貓妖也越漸炸毛，泰迪熊只好灰著臉將這個NPC母親稍推開點距離，栩仙的樣貌這才躍入眾人眼前——身穿水藍書生長袍的體態纖弱可折、以布巾豎起的粉紅長髮飄柔飛揚、淚眼汪汪的粉瞳天真無邪、雪膚花貌櫻桃小嘴甜美嬌嫩——於是，所有人又頓覺一記天雷轟頂，儘管原因各有不同。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5RQwvOAF7
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也由於感受實在太過震撼，以致於他們一時間忘了可以轉換語音頻道，竟紛紛打起字來。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC62WI6zYQ2
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝：這不是啾啾嗎？！O口O！！！』973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMAPnxhjvj
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喵喵仙貝的臉徹底呈囧字了，沒想到哥哥在遊戲裡的NPC母親竟是由同為藝人的好友代言，還是女扮男裝性轉版！這讓他以後回台灣怎麼面對人家啊？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICudqWBDe2
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『【隊伍】系統：叮！恭喜玩家喵喵仙貝等人破解第十六位《明星NPC之謎》——啾啾，獲得八卦指數+80、經驗值3000，歡迎再接再厲，挖掘更多明星代言的NPC身份。』973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82Gp8p4leh
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系統又亂入了，不過此時已沒人在乎。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxKXC5d3kZ
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『【隊伍】塞倫：這遊戲還真支援男男生子？』973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnSz2U9tJm
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想起自己被矮人族婆媽們包圍問何時生小爆炸頭的經歷，塞倫真心黑線了。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN82MJlFqtn
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『【隊伍】偏向唬爛行：喔呵呵呵！捕捉柔弱聖母嬌嬌平胸受一隻！配這隻的小攻是誰是誰是誰？表哥快問出來！不然我就腦補你了！男男生子喔喔喔！系統啥時開放給玩家啊？老娘等不及了！AWA』973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWCTAtCsl2
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唬爛顯然是樂瘋了，連傲嬌醋桶兄弟檔的黑臉殺氣都不足為懼。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKPgAewBki
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅：喔喔！沒想到泰的母親也是個超級小美人啊！還是小貝兒的朋友！哥記得啾啾啊，像小紅花兒般的純情嬌美可人兒，難怪可以生出泰這個大美人！』973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoENrWdyGPO
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肉盾照慣例傻笑花癡一通，也沒顧得那前言後語的亂七八糟含意。果不其然，他立刻被唬爛瞪了一眼、被泰迪熊揍了頭殼、被喵喵仙貝踢了一腳，卻不知自己說錯啥，便茫然地看向小倫老婆，結果只得到「笨蛋」二字，就暗自哭哭了。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7MKcNW62i
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『【隊伍】塞倫：你們……有聽到他的自稱嗎？』973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPM4Rp4FFs
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一語戳破盲點啊！一排驚嘆號迅速跳上隊伍頻道表驚恐。有男男生子機制就算了，一個男人自稱「娘」什麼的，連唬爛都微抽了嘴角，更別說其他人了。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyLhzaDNS0
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅：不過，泰從小缺母愛，系統就給他母愛，真是太貼心了！』973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp0zlpuz3T
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於是，某爆炸頭又被怒敲上一棍祭司法杖了。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFJBQxm60d
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栩仙對他們各種內心爆炸渾然不覺，依舊甜笑地在泰迪熊身上東摸西捏，「泰泰跟你爹長得挺像啊，不過你爹活潑愛笑多了。」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5P0rZiL1kG
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長得像卻很活潑愛笑？他們又不禁茫了，泰冰山活潑亂跳嘻嘻燦笑的畫面實在好難想像啊！973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIwqNqNEuF
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「不過，你身上怎麼多了股跟你爹相似卻又不同的味道呢？」栩仙再次貼在泰迪熊身上又聞又蹭。這頗有吃豆腐之嫌的一幕，落進連醋都愛吃的傲嬌小吃貨眼裡，就忍不住要來吐槽了。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAUsJutTAj
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝：是狗狗嗎？＼皿／＃』973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuYcb671Qy
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「噗哧！」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdf5Kk4Y7b
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「……」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hCdqZUwo7
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小傲嬌醋酸味滿天飛，非當事人的三位只好撇頭忍笑。這時，摸完兒子的栩仙也總算注意到旁邊的人，「啊，這是我媳婦嗎？好可愛啊，啥時生寶寶呀？」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhzWzXlDSa
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「咦咦？！啾……不、不是……窩、窩、窩……」突然被抱過去左右揉捏，喵喵仙貝頓時也羞恥地結巴了。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBpSgZqfdv
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「咱們都是人妻了，別客氣啊，生寶寶的事有疑惑的話，可以來問阿娘喔。」栩仙頂著熟人的臉甜笑道。這話中又是人妻又是生寶寶，字字表達著喵喵仙貝是泰迪熊的妻子，而有啾啾臉的栩仙與他就是婆媳關係，於是，恥度低的小貓妖便驚羞得變成小奶貓躲回哥哥懷裡了。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxO5oRxQLIV
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由於這台詞實在太有既視感，塞倫忍不住在隊頻裡吐槽了。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1GerwajkY
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『【隊伍】塞倫：這遊戲的NPC真的很愛催生。』973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZH8ehLgKd
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『【隊伍】偏向唬爛行：AWA』973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhztijw2m1R
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見唬爛一直這腐肉橫生的表情，塞倫終於看不下去地丟了私密語音給唬爛，無奈念叨：「你節制點，別連自己的親戚都亂配對腦補！」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUapyLBAX1o
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「……」唬爛既納悶又覺無辜，人家哪有亂配對啊？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSj3CKWyOB7
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正好肉盾也在隊頻狂笑。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIShlGBIEuB
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅：小貝兒的反應也太好笑了，要不是知道你們倆是兄弟，哥也真會以為是情侶啦，難怪系統都認錯！』973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6qbm6rVZk
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「……」唬爛這下徹底錯愕了，她愣地看向兩兄弟，卻見喵喵仙貝瞄了眼泰迪熊後就對她聳了聳小貓肩，表示自己也無可奈何。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lgBprPpPc
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我草！這是什麼情況？原來他們還沒跟豬頭出櫃嗎？唬爛不禁捏了把冷汗，緊張地觀察泰迪熊淡然的臉色，努力回想自己有沒有不小心說溜嘴過。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKQT914d47
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就在這各懷心思的詭譎氣氛中，栩仙開始說起一段老爸老媽羅曼史，也終於解釋了仙魔混血孤子被遺留人界的真相——973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8lCs6YrV6
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由於魔族爹爹在人界感覺到祖父的氣息，決定親去調查，結果爹爹這一查就查回魔界，從此下落不明。等不到夫君歸來的栩仙，也終被召回了仙界，然而，仍未茁壯的幼子半仙半魔，不容於二界，他便只好請託月聆城城主代為照顧。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpVcBMCZ2B
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最後，栩仙掏出一塊精美的黑玉交給泰迪熊，「這塊《蛇紋玉》是你爹爹要等你長大後送你的，舉凡他們魔神家族的子嗣，都有一塊由父親的魔力與血作成的玉。」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWVPvXorE2
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至此，泰迪熊的身世任務也更新了——『替父親尋找祖父的蹤跡。』同時還獲得《外籍子女探親證》——『隱去魔氣後，即可於馬賽克傳送陣選擇《仙界省親》，歡迎玩家隨時攜友回家探親唷。』973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUzQJpzYGq
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他們好奇地湊過來看了眼，竟見探親證上居然還標示幾位數的編號，也不知有多少仙族混血的玩家是仙界淪落在外的外籍子女……欸喂！都把孩子丟在外面給別人養什麼的，這群仙人NPC能不能有點當父母的自覺啊？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyluMyH7Ar
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一片默默吐槽中，唬爛瞧見蛇紋玉上的紋路真是一條巨蛇，便問：「你老公是蛇嗎？」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ivh6SLsFw
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「他們家族是以蛇為徽章。」栩仙拭淚回道，似乎還沈浸在過往感傷。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfeWddi2yg
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「還真是白蛇傳翻版了。」唬爛一臉感興趣貌。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEDMrRh44v
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「那法海會是誰？」塞倫失笑問道。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDpmioMnhc
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誰知栩仙還真的燦笑應答了，「你是說發哥嗎？他人超好的，說為了隨時幫我修水塔，就跟我租了頂樓加蓋住喔。」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nzOeVouDN
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發哥？他們抬頭往樓頂望去，竟真見上海灘發哥立在頂樓的帥氣背影與黑大衣隨風飄，一旁的水塔上還貼了個蝙蝠俠標誌，頓時紛紛無語了，這到底是在Cosplay哪一個啊？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxCUFi72QP
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於是，喵喵仙貝好奇地舉起小肉球，「喵啊，那有青蛇嗎喵？」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNGlF8rSUg
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「小擎嗎？他也很好呢，知道我廚藝不精，還特定跟我租了二樓住，說方便天天幫我煮飯喔。」 栩仙才笑著說完，一個持醋瓶的俊青年就從樓上窗台探出頭，對泰迪熊投以滿滿敵意的怒視。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljlz46RBcS
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他們默默回望栩仙一臉好天然好單純的笑容，便忍不住一同在隊頻裡吐槽了，內容大多是同一個意思——「這栩仙跟原版的一樣呆啊！」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEVwgIjMKK
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「泰泰和喵喵媳婦兒要常回來見娘啊。」栩仙依依不捨地對他們說道。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDipk7C2KZb
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「咳！放心。」不知又秒速腦補到什麼狗血三四角情節，唬爛立刻腐笑吟吟地說：「我會經常替你抓他們回家探親的，呵呵呵！」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rthkH5IVu
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「……」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMY1RSFkiQ
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「叮！恭喜玩家偏向唬爛行等人察覺NPC《栩仙》未來的奸情走向，獲得八卦指數+200、經驗值8500，歡迎玩家們再接再厲勇破《奧普斯》仙界NPC狗血多角八卦史唷～♥」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhefrAWnNor
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭￣3￣)╭♥ σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ ლ（╹ε╹ლ）
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感謝啾啾串場唷～>3<973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnQ3TJZkmY
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所有前置都搞定啦，接下來劇情都會一路朝遊戲主任務和眾所期待的艾倫現實戀奔去囉！973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRH6vmcQX8
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【下篇預告】《出乎預料》艾、倫即將碰面？小倫過往的陰影。字數約五千多字，大概禮拜三早上發。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ptyTncHua
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