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    凝雨
    凝雨
    來自香港的超懶寫手。由於本人性格及興趣的關係，因此我喜歡寫黑暗奇幻和諷刺小說。除此之外，平日也會寫有關時事及對人生百態的短評（即是無病呻吟是也！）。請各位多多指教 ，謝謝！

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keyboard_arrow_down 【作者出沒注意】（aka公告）

#1
【作者出沒注意】我有事宣佈！
16 Likes
561 Reads
10 Comments
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#2
【作者出沒注意】對不起！我要切腹了！
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547 Reads
16 Comments
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#3
【作者出沒注意】我在東京取材中
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337 Reads
2 Comments
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#4
【作者出沒注意】沒錯，我又無法更文了！
14 Likes
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4 Comments
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keyboard_arrow_down 特別篇+賀文

#5
2023年中秋特別篇：四個願望一次滿足
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8 Comments
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#6
2023年萬聖節特別篇：萬聖節當然做殺手
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#7
2023年聖誕節特別篇：聖誕節上班實錄
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766 Reads
8 Comments
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#8
2024年情人節特別篇：安全措施最重要
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17 Comments
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#9
2024年愚人節特別篇：小紅帽
13 Likes
675 Reads
8 Comments
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#10
【愚人節花式拖文環節】測測您是《食人族互助會》內哪個角色？
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14 Comments
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keyboard_arrow_down 0）Prologue：Back to School（已完結）

#11
Prologue：Back to School（1）
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Prologue：Back to School（2）
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Prologue：Back to School（3）
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Prologue：Back to School（4）
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Prologue：Back to School（5）
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Prologue：Back to School（6）
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Prologue：Back to School（7）
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Prologue：Back to School（8）
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Prologue：Back to School（11）
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Prologue：Back to School（12）
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Prologue：Back to School（13）
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Prologue：Back to School （14）
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Prologue：Back to School（15）
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Prologue：Back to School（16）
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Prologue：Back to School（17）
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Prologue：Back to School（18）
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Prologue：Back to School （21）
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Prologue：Back to School（22）
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#33
Prologue：Back to School（23）
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#34
Prologue：Back to School（24）
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#35
Prologue：Back to School（25）
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#36
〈Prologue：Back to School〉後記：你們居然忍受到這部作品？
16 Likes
607 Reads
12 Comments
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keyboard_arrow_down 1）Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（已完結）

#37
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（1）
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#38
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（2）
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Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（3）
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Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（4）
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#41
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（5）
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#42
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（6）
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#43
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（7）
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#44
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（8）
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#45
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（9）
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#46
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（10）
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Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（11）
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Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（12）
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Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（13）
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Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（14）
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#51
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（15）
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#52
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（16）
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Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（17）
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Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（18）
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Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（19）
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Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（20）
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Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（21）
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keyboard_arrow_down 2）Lesson 2：Nightmare Resort（連載中）

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Lesson 2：Nightmare Resort（1）
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#59
Lesson 2：Nightmare Resort （2）
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　　「我願對你承諾，從今開始，無論是順境或逆境，富裕或貧窮，健康或疾病，我將永遠愛你、珍惜你直到地老天長。我承諾我將對你永遠忠誠。」

　　Ladies and gentlemen, 你們該不會天真得以為有恆久不變的婚姻吧？就算當年是人人稱羨的神仙眷侶，也不見得不會成為仇敵的，請看看——

　　二零XX年，港灣市爆發了名為「喪屍綜合症」的神秘疾病，導致數以萬計的人被殺（這是政府說的，不要問，只要信！Ok？）。病毒被徹底消滅後一年，作為康復者的肥師奶姬絲汀，與俊美能幹又有錢的安達臣．獲加教授正式分居。然而那個因看到她咬死人（人＝安達臣的「外遇對象」）而變成陽萎的教授，卻一直對她死纏難打，難道他要報自己不舉之仇？除此之外，在政府強迫康復者參加的互助會內，暗戀教授的同志導師不斷針對她（？），還有那群古怪失常，經常做出匪夷所思行為的互助會參加者——天啊！誰可以救救她啊？

⚠️警告：這是反左膠+反防疫政策的諷刺小說來的。而且有不少本人的惡趣味在故事中翻滾再翻滾，所以防疫膠、大愛左膠及衛道之士請慎入！⚠️

📝本人會不定期更新，因為我是上班族來的😭

♦️封面由刀子製作♦️

✴️由於設定了分卷緣故，所以故事正文為「【作者出沒注意】（aka公告）」及「特別篇+賀文」兩個分卷之後的第一章，請各位留意🐰

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keyboard_arrow_down 【作者出沒注意】（aka公告）

#1
【作者出沒注意】我有事宣佈！
16 Likes
561 Reads
10 Comments
☰
#2
【作者出沒注意】對不起！我要切腹了！
20 Likes
547 Reads
16 Comments
☰
#3
【作者出沒注意】我在東京取材中
11 Likes
337 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#4
【作者出沒注意】沒錯，我又無法更文了！
14 Likes
389 Reads
4 Comments
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keyboard_arrow_down 特別篇+賀文

#5
2023年中秋特別篇：四個願望一次滿足
13 Likes
1221 Reads
8 Comments
☰
#6
2023年萬聖節特別篇：萬聖節當然做殺手
13 Likes
818 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#7
2023年聖誕節特別篇：聖誕節上班實錄
11 Likes
766 Reads
8 Comments
☰
#8
2024年情人節特別篇：安全措施最重要
12 Likes
497 Reads
17 Comments
☰
#9
2024年愚人節特別篇：小紅帽
13 Likes
675 Reads
8 Comments
☰
#10
【愚人節花式拖文環節】測測您是《食人族互助會》內哪個角色？
5 Likes
268 Reads
14 Comments
☰

keyboard_arrow_down 0）Prologue：Back to School（已完結）

#11
Prologue：Back to School（1）
66 Likes
1311 Reads
46 Comments
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#12
Prologue：Back to School（2）
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1036 Reads
38 Comments
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#13
Prologue：Back to School（3）
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953 Reads
49 Comments
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#14
Prologue：Back to School（4）
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#15
Prologue：Back to School（5）
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#16
Prologue：Back to School（6）
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#17
Prologue：Back to School（7）
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#18
Prologue：Back to School（8）
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#19
Prologue：Back to School（9）
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#20
Prologue：Back to School（10）
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Prologue：Back to School（11）
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#22
Prologue：Back to School（12）
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#23
Prologue：Back to School（13）
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Prologue：Back to School （14）
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#25
Prologue：Back to School（15）
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#26
Prologue：Back to School（16）
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#27
Prologue：Back to School（17）
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#28
Prologue：Back to School（18）
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#29
Prologue：Back to School（19）
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#30
Prologue：Back to School （20）
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#31
Prologue：Back to School （21）
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#32
Prologue：Back to School（22）
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#33
Prologue：Back to School（23）
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#34
Prologue：Back to School（24）
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#35
Prologue：Back to School（25）
17 Likes
670 Reads
35 Comments
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#36
〈Prologue：Back to School〉後記：你們居然忍受到這部作品？
16 Likes
607 Reads
12 Comments
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keyboard_arrow_down 1）Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（已完結）

#37
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（1）
17 Likes
789 Reads
11 Comments
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#38
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（2）
15 Likes
734 Reads
25 Comments
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#39
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（3）
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717 Reads
16 Comments
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#40
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（4）
13 Likes
618 Reads
20 Comments
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#41
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（5）
16 Likes
912 Reads
17 Comments
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#42
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（6）
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922 Reads
21 Comments
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#43
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（7）
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821 Reads
25 Comments
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#44
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（8）
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1008 Reads
17 Comments
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#45
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（9）
14 Likes
978 Reads
12 Comments
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#46
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（10）
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823 Reads
12 Comments
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#47
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（11）
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828 Reads
8 Comments
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#48
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（12）
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653 Reads
16 Comments
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#49
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（13）
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843 Reads
4 Comments
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#50
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（14）
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8 Comments
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#51
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（15）
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#52
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（16）
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10 Comments
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#53
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（17）
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#54
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（18）
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#55
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（19）
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4 Comments
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#56
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（20）
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4 Comments
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#57
Lesson 1：飛越瘋人院（21）
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4 Comments
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keyboard_arrow_down 2）Lesson 2：Nightmare Resort（連載中）

#58
Lesson 2：Nightmare Resort（1）
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2 Comments
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#59
Lesson 2：Nightmare Resort （2）
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221 Reads
14 Comments
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#60
Lesson 2：Nightmare Resort （3）
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0 Comments
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