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    MarkTwain2.0
    MarkTwain2.0
    Hello, dudes, my name is Calix and I've got troubled thoughts and the self-esteem to match.


    You can call me Twain, Mark, M, or Calix. I don't really care.


    I am a Youngblood, Killjoy, Hustler, Sinner, Idiot, Astronaut, Blinker, Reject, Parader, and World Eater

    Emo Trinity kid.


    Been on here for two years, and I ain't planning on going anywhere.


    My DMs are open.


    Always happy to talk and exchange writing advice.


    Linktree:
    https://linktr.ee/marktwain2.0
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    Co-Writer CloversCo-Writer Hope Smith
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Table of Contents Intro Comments (42) Top sponsors
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#1
Master of Hatred - By MarkTwain2.0
3 Likes
266 Reads
1 Comment
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#2
Like a Brave Heart - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
226 Reads
1 Comment
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#3
Life - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
215 Reads
1 Comment
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#4
The Tale Of My Bipolar Dog Sitter Enemy - By Clovers
3 Likes
213 Reads
1 Comment
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#5
Kick Me John One More Time - By Clovers
3 Likes
215 Reads
2 Comments
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#6
I Hurt a Boy and I Liked It - By MarkTwain2.0
5 Likes
236 Reads
0 Comments
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#7
Living For Death in a Blood Scooter - By MarkTwain2.0
4 Likes
239 Reads
5 Comments
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#8
If I Was Your Lonely Boyfriend - By MarkTwain2.0
4 Likes
245 Reads
0 Comments
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#9
Hiding With Bob - By MarkTwain2.0
3 Likes
200 Reads
0 Comments
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#10
Fighting the Nitwit with Grenades - By Hope Smith
3 Likes
241 Reads
5 Comments
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#11
That's What Makes You Lonely - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
217 Reads
0 Comments
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#12
Ode to Tom - By Hope Smith
3 Likes
294 Reads
0 Comments
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#13
That's Why Lord Franchesco Is A Duke - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
214 Reads
0 Comments
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#14
This Love Is Crazy But It’s Bumpy - By Clovers
3 Likes
268 Reads
0 Comments
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#15
Living For Chocolate In A Neon Yellow Blimp - By Clovers
4 Likes
258 Reads
1 Comment
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#16
What Do You Want To Be Frank Sinatra? - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
216 Reads
1 Comment
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#17
John's Torment - By Hope Smith
3 Likes
293 Reads
0 Comments
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#18
Our Overlording Cucumber Love - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
244 Reads
3 Comments
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#19
The Tale of My Violent Assassin Boyfriend - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
211 Reads
2 Comments
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#20
Never Cry Without Me - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
170 Reads
0 Comments
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#21
An Unique and Funny Pro Wrestler - By MarkTwain2.0
0 Likes
172 Reads
0 Comments
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#22
All the Greasy Wood shavings - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
180 Reads
0 Comments
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#23
This Love is Stinky But It's Faint - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
166 Reads
0 Comments
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#24
Bridge Over Hideous Snots - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
159 Reads
0 Comments
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#25
Never Cry Without Me - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
211 Reads
2 Comments
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#26
Gimme Everything Keith! - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
192 Reads
0 Comments
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#27
Fighting the Doof with Clubs - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
236 Reads
2 Comments
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#28
A Hot Kinda Killer - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
224 Reads
0 Comments
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#29
No Muscular Stares at Our Summer Independence Day - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
203 Reads
0 Comments
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#30
The Way You Cry (The Haunting, Handsome And Lost Man Song) - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
185 Reads
2 Comments
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#31
Keith - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
227 Reads
2 Comments
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#32
The Kind Eyes Hip Hop - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
208 Reads
2 Comments
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#33
A NYC State of Mind (The Faith Hip Hop) - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
202 Reads
0 Comments
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#34
Let the Hope Moan - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
165 Reads
0 Comments
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#35
Our Strong Cucumber Love - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
168 Reads
4 Comments
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#36
Keith pt. 2 - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
262 Reads
0 Comments
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#37
Give Me Money Keith One More Time - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
151 Reads
0 Comments
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#38
A D.C. State of Mind (The Doller Bill Hip Hop) - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
209 Reads
2 Comments
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#39
If I Was Your Fresh Businessman - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
198 Reads
2 Comments
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#40
Gimme More Cash Keith! - By MarkTwain2.0
0 Likes
157 Reads
1 Comment
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#41
Master of Murder - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
235 Reads
0 Comments
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#42
​​​​​​​Moneying With Keith - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
182 Reads
0 Comments
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#43
The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
170 Reads
2 Comments
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#44
Master of Knitting - By MarkTwain2.0
0 Likes
136 Reads
0 Comments
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#1
Master of Hatred - By MarkTwain2.0
3 Likes
266 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#2
Like a Brave Heart - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
226 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#3
Life - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
215 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#4
The Tale Of My Bipolar Dog Sitter Enemy - By Clovers
3 Likes
213 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#5
Kick Me John One More Time - By Clovers
3 Likes
215 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#6
I Hurt a Boy and I Liked It - By MarkTwain2.0
5 Likes
236 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#7
Living For Death in a Blood Scooter - By MarkTwain2.0
4 Likes
239 Reads
5 Comments
☰
#8
If I Was Your Lonely Boyfriend - By MarkTwain2.0
4 Likes
245 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#9
Hiding With Bob - By MarkTwain2.0
3 Likes
200 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#10
Fighting the Nitwit with Grenades - By Hope Smith
3 Likes
241 Reads
5 Comments
☰
#11
That's What Makes You Lonely - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
217 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#12
Ode to Tom - By Hope Smith
3 Likes
294 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#13
That's Why Lord Franchesco Is A Duke - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
214 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#14
This Love Is Crazy But It’s Bumpy - By Clovers
3 Likes
268 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#15
Living For Chocolate In A Neon Yellow Blimp - By Clovers
4 Likes
258 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#16
What Do You Want To Be Frank Sinatra? - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
216 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#17
John's Torment - By Hope Smith
3 Likes
293 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#18
Our Overlording Cucumber Love - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
244 Reads
3 Comments
☰
#19
The Tale of My Violent Assassin Boyfriend - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
211 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#20
Never Cry Without Me - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
170 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#21
An Unique and Funny Pro Wrestler - By MarkTwain2.0
0 Likes
172 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#22
All the Greasy Wood shavings - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
180 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#23
This Love is Stinky But It's Faint - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
166 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#24
Bridge Over Hideous Snots - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
159 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#25
Never Cry Without Me - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
211 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#26
Gimme Everything Keith! - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
192 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#27
Fighting the Doof with Clubs - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
236 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#28
A Hot Kinda Killer - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
224 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#29
No Muscular Stares at Our Summer Independence Day - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
203 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#30
The Way You Cry (The Haunting, Handsome And Lost Man Song) - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
185 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#31
Keith - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
227 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#32
The Kind Eyes Hip Hop - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
208 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#33
A NYC State of Mind (The Faith Hip Hop) - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
202 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#34
Let the Hope Moan - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
165 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#35
Our Strong Cucumber Love - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
168 Reads
4 Comments
☰
#36
Keith pt. 2 - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
262 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#37
Give Me Money Keith One More Time - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
151 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#38
A D.C. State of Mind (The Doller Bill Hip Hop) - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
209 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#39
If I Was Your Fresh Businessman - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
198 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#40
Gimme More Cash Keith! - By MarkTwain2.0
0 Likes
157 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#41
Master of Murder - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
235 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#42
​​​​​​​Moneying With Keith - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
182 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#43
The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
170 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#44
Master of Knitting - By MarkTwain2.0
0 Likes
136 Reads
0 Comments
☰

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