Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.300Please respect copyright.PENANA8VgaRzSWgd
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,300Please respect copyright.PENANAO38kCbjSQV
Invading my mind day and through the night,300Please respect copyright.PENANAJpyrKZ4Iuu
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.300Please respect copyright.PENANAcMcpTcWjrB
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?300Please respect copyright.PENANAAQSrZAUOgZ
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.300Please respect copyright.PENANAB493ypjKdb
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,300Please respect copyright.PENANA3iBOO70xWv
And the springtime has the sad graduate.300Please respect copyright.PENANAT42DMzlnPh
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.300Please respect copyright.PENANAfeeHFhgiYl
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.300Please respect copyright.PENANA2IOWC4tlmj
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.300Please respect copyright.PENANACN2Dr7sqjr
My hate for you is the fine compromise.300Please respect copyright.PENANA4b7fw2uSe2
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,300Please respect copyright.PENANAnjvNmxC986
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.300Please respect copyright.PENANAtfbasZlNW3
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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