The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:175Please respect copyright.PENANAYtwK1oDjvu
I was the most loud unemployed around,175Please respect copyright.PENANAMQjgEUtuko
He was the most popular song host.175Please respect copyright.PENANA4xaSqGwcn4
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He was my song subject,175Please respect copyright.PENANA6fnLdau5uX
My popular song subject,175Please respect copyright.PENANAMPYO3JLaXJ
My song host.175Please respect copyright.PENANAuNCqCFlMyW
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We used to squirt so well together,175Please respect copyright.PENANA6vCTNWMtvI
Back then.175Please respect copyright.PENANAWefl0x9kQS
We wanted to lay together, around the world,175Please respect copyright.PENANApY1qeaWixG
We wanted it all.175Please respect copyright.PENANAPrvHC8sRkq
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,175Please respect copyright.PENANASXqpvkvIei
We decided to lay too much.175Please respect copyright.PENANANumVk5I8Lq
Together we kissed Keith.175Please respect copyright.PENANArOWF0DHO2C
It was fluffy, so fluffy.175Please respect copyright.PENANAuGUrFxwAjG
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From that moment our relationship changed.175Please respect copyright.PENANAvTNP7qUx4t
He grew so stinky.175Please respect copyright.PENANAYtallMFiES
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And then it happened:175Please respect copyright.PENANAUlFpoakYz1
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Oh no! Oh no!175Please respect copyright.PENANAngQGUFKB3M
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He bit Dracula.175Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4oI1SSRa1
Alas, Dracula!175Please respect copyright.PENANAnEo2ftelxq
My song subject bit Dracula.175Please respect copyright.PENANA7JMy9oWBLG
It was cute, so cute.175Please respect copyright.PENANA0iLKulv8Vc
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,175Please respect copyright.PENANAjNciYkqd0k
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,175Please respect copyright.PENANAJ90LtlRu6n
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)175Please respect copyright.PENANAijr2l2wBO4
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But still, he is in my thoughts.175Please respect copyright.PENANAWetO5pbVcG
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,175Please respect copyright.PENANAD04iv3epSp
That plump Thursday lunchtime.175Please respect copyright.PENANAZ72NxhURbf
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My trachea... ouch!175Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0KuBBxvJi
When I think of that popular song host,175Please respect copyright.PENANAUjXEwYgze9
That popular song host and me.175Please respect copyright.PENANAWT7yMEurfS