Kind-of taking the idea from Mira....sorry.

Welcome to TBOFC. The Book of Funny Conversations. This is where I will post random conversation that I heard that were absolutely hilarious. I will try to give some context with each so it will make some sense.

And a total bonus for all those who care, everything in here is absolutely clean from swearing and any inappropriateness. You're welcome. :)

Welcome to OOC. Out Of Context.

Recently, I just took a step back and started listening to my family talk. I began to realize just how many inside jokes we had. So I though I would make a TBOFC version 2.0.

This is where I will put one-liners or part of a conversation that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever without context. So all you get is what people said. Feel free to have fun in the comments and see if you can figure out what it means!

Trapped in the human world, the Demon King struggles to resist falling in love with a girl as he plots to overthrow the 'gods' and conquer all realms upon his return.

Matian Meilin is an 18-year-old girl with a passion for gaming and a very well-known figure in the Esports community. One day, her life takes a turn when a handsome tyrant, Feng Deming, the ruler of the Astaran realm, enters her world. Initially assuming him to be another Prince Charming, Meilin quickly realizes that Deming is anything but charming and the last person she wants to be acquainted with. "Silly Little Human, as much as I despise it, I'm stuck with you," Deming sneers. Meilin fires back, "Stuck with me? I'M stuck with you!"

As they face various obstacles, Deming finds himself drawn to Meilin, ultimately falling deeply in love with her, despite being aware of the potential separation that comes with the mission of fulfilling his destiny.

However, Meilin's heart already belongs to another man with an equally intriguing background. Ningshun, the attractive leader of her Esports team, has a charming personality and flirty humor that easily sway her, making her yearn for something more between them. But he's a man of many mysteries, and his hidden side carries a risky secret.

Why do Deming and Meilin need each other? Is this truly Meilin's first encounter with something otherworldly? And what secrets does Ningshun have about his connection to Meilin?

"Demon King's Love" is updated every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday.

GENRE: Fantasy (Xianxia), Romance (soulmates, forbidden love), Comedy, Drama, Action, Adventure.

In the year 3045, Earth had become a wasteland. Wars, diseases, and environmental disasters had ravaged the planet, forcing humanity to look beyond their own world for survival. The United Galaxies Alliance was formed, uniting different alien species in a mission to explore new worlds and establish colonies in the far reaches of the universe.Captain Cassandra Rivers was one of the finest starship captains in the alliance. Her ship, the Phoenix, was a sleek and powerful vessel capable of traveling faster than the speed of light. Cassandra was known for her bravery, quick thinking, and unwavering dedication to the mission. She had led countless successful missions, charting unexplored territories and making first contact with new alien civilizations.One day, the Phoenix received a distress signal from a remote sector of space. A research station on the planet Zeta-5 had gone dark, and the alliance feared that it had fallen victim to an unknown threat. Cassandra knew that time was of the essence, and she immediately set course for Zeta-5.As the Phoenix approached the planet, Cassandra could sense that something was not right. The once bustling research station was now eerily silent, with no signs of life. The captain and her crew suited up in their protective gear and made their way to the surface.What they found was beyond their wildest imaginations. The planet had been overrun by a parasitic alien species known as the Xilarians. These creatures fed on the energy of living beings, draining them of their life force and turning them into mindless drones.Cassandra knew that they had to act fast if they were to save the researchers and stop the Xilarians from spreading to other worlds. She devised a plan to lure the creatures into a trap, using a combination of sonic disruptors and electromagnetic pulses to weaken them. The crew worked tirelessly, setting up the devices and preparing for the impending battle.As the Xilarians closed in on the Phoenix, Cassandra gave the order to activate the trap. The air reverberated with the sound of the disruptors, causing the aliens to falter and retreat. The electromagnetic pulses disrupted their neural pathways, leaving them disoriented and vulnerable.With a final push, the crew launched a concentrated blast of energy straight at the heart of the Xilarian horde. The creatures screeched in agony as their energy was drained, their bodies withering and crumbling to dust.The battle was won, but the crew knew that their mission was far from over. The Xilarians had been driven back, but there was no telling when they would return. Cassandra made the difficult decision to quarantine Zeta-5, sealing off the planet from the rest of the galaxy to prevent the spread of the parasitic creatures.As the Phoenix set course for the next uncharted sector of space, Cassandra reflected on the events that had transpired. The universe was a vast and dangerous place, full of unknown threats and challenges. But as long as there were brave souls like her and her crew willing to take action, humanity would always have a fighting chance.And so, the story of Captain Cassandra Rivers and the Phoenix became a legend in the annals of the United Galaxies Alliance, a tale of courage, sacrifice, and the unbreakable spirit of exploration in the face of adversity.

High Mage Drew takes charge of the Astral Concord Delegation to forge peace with The Luminar Concordia Universe. Amidst the ruins of a once-majestic castle, Astralith and Malacar plot revenge, revealing a universe brimming with power struggles, hidden agendas, and a quest for jewels that could alter the balance of power. As alliances form and strategies unfold, the fate of all 5 universes hang in the balance, pushing heroes and villains alike towards a confrontation that could reshape the cosmos. 'The Land of Spade Book 3-4: Celestial Alliances & The Siege of Areala' invites readers into an epic tale of adventure, betrayal, and the relentless pursuit of harmony amidst chaos.

Sonne City, known for its rebellious citizens, and hostile government, saw an unprecedented scandal of a famous model. With the internet preoccupied with Heza Vernier’s private life, the Riedels’ found the perfect time to implement their decade-awaited infiltration.

Aayden Reidel, the president of one of the massive secret underground organisations, ready to destroy the government, is met with a last hurdle: Vernier.

Heza, the famous business tycoon and model, a private freak, decided to help her friend by covering up her scandal. Little did she know that she would need someone else to cover up her secret.

When the unforeseen encounters between Heza and Aayden raise more questions than answers, Aayden realises he needs to change his tactic, and Heza realises she needs to hide her secret better.

Hiding secrets from each other, Aayden and Heza are on a cat-and-mouse chase, trying to make sense of each other lies. And the trajectories change when something else enters the picture: love and attraction.

Who will be the first to find out the other’s secret? What will happen when they find something they don’t like? Will Aayden’s principles change after knowing Heza? What will Heza do when things get out of control? Will Aayden’s and Heza’s feelings last until the end?

First Episode on May 25, 2024.

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With love,

Akshe.

"In this beautiful book of poems, the author takes you on a journey through the world of love. From beginning to end, the reader immerses themselves in a world of passion, emotions, and love, narrated with words that will leave you breathless. These verses convey the warmth and intensity of feelings that arise in the heart when in love, helping you to connect more deeply with your emotions. Anyone who has ever felt love will find themselves in these verses, while those seeking love will find hope and inspiration. This book will guide you back to the heart of love, where the most beautiful things in life are found."

"The Flyania City",  a modern city located on a isolated island. Under the management of the penguin mayor, the non-flying bird citizens lived happily and contentedly.

Several months ago, a pandemic called "Flyania"began to spread here, where patients hallucinated that they could fly and jumped from tall buildings to their deaths.

Herowl, a long-eared owl who worked as a night shift reporter, was dedicated to his job and admired the canary female anchor. He unexpectedly became involved in a series of events. He was determined to resolve the epidemic and save the "The Flyania City!"

No birds were harmed, injured, or killed during the creation of this story.

The characters, locations, events, dates, names, organizations, professions, departments, or any related elements in the story are purely fictional and have no relation to the real world. They do not reference any individuals, professions, organizations, departments, regions, or countries. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.

Cerita ini hanya fiktif belaka.

"Huntector" - The noblest profession in this land.

"Hunt" the evil species that threatens humans;

"Protect" the remaining four walled cities.

On the devastated land of civilization, "Skullbreaker" forces humanity to retreat to the seaside settlement.

Blocked by massive mountain ranges in the front, engulfed by the endless sea in the back.

Lost hope, hindered freedom, and besieged cities.

Should one continue to live a comfortable life of indulgence?

Or should one risk their life to explore the world beyond the shattered barrier?

The Homeland, the only country that gathers all surviving humans.

Huntector, the most noble profession, protect humans and nature.

With the failed coup of the prince nine years ago and the king's passing,

the time wheel guided by the Huntectors begins to turn...

In the face of adversity and despair, one should never give up hope.

'What happens when two players find each other irresistible?'

Jake

First time I saw her I knew I was in trouble.

Everything about her is like a walking fuckin' orgasm and the fact that she's the first woman to reject me just makes me want her more.

Circumstances that I couldn't avoid forces us to live in close proximity.

What starts as lust soon morphs into more.

The past that I have been running away from finally catches up to me.

Secrets I've kept from everyone I care about threaten to destroy what I've worked so hard to build.

Leslie

The only purpose men serve in my life are mind blowing orgasms.

That is until I met him.

The most annoying, insufferable, charming man I've ever met.

Even though I knew better, I still fell for his devilish smile and a body that was sculpted by the gods.

All that changes when I uncover the truth about him.

He thinks he can play me?!

Well, two can play at that game.

In a world where divine power fragments have fallen to Earth, a charismatic leader named Akuji emerges, claiming a mandate from God to reshape humanity. Imbued with a fraction of God's power, Akuji possesses incredible abilities – bending space and time, even limited healing. He ushers in an era of seeming utopia, but beneath the surface lurks a sinister truth. Akuji's God complex grows, and his benevolent facade crumbles as he seeks to enforce his vision of a "perfect" world through control and manipulation. Will Liam and Rishang be able to stop Akuji?