西岸停車場是碧潭西岸最大的停車場,也是許多西岸居民的愛車的家。是的,即使是被遊客們嚴重忽略的西岸,每逢假日也是一位難求的,所以某些居民乾脆每月花幾千塊租個車位,雖然肉疼,但起碼不需要再為了找停車位繞到抓狂不是?102Please respect copyright.PENANAJIVlLxFcoN
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所以呢…說了這麼多,西岸停車場跟季妍家有什麼關係?102Please respect copyright.PENANAfLrqEBM6Ey
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呵呵,當然沒關係啊!昕然的愛車停自家門口就好,花錢租什麼停車位?102Please respect copyright.PENANAPz7SC7AcGX
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蛤?那…我還講那麼多廢話幹嘛?102Please respect copyright.PENANAM9nd15Rdtf
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唉,還不是因為楊媽…102Please respect copyright.PENANAQK8QuoEADy
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還記得楊媽要找季妍夫妻算帳的事嗎?102Please respect copyright.PENANAnUZMNj5F3J
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楊媽約他們“算帳”的地方,就是碧潭的西岸停車場。102Please respect copyright.PENANADinANb5x1c
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說起陪楊媽“算帳”這檔子事,季妍可說是駕輕就熟了,沒辦法,誰叫季妍是讓楊媽“唸唸不忘”的黑名單~~“無蛋雞”呢!只是楊媽向來是關起門來算的,畢竟楊媽也要面子不是?102Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8z84KZxqt
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但是,好奇怪呦~~~今天楊媽為什麼把他們叫來這裡?102Please respect copyright.PENANAz3yacZTZ1S
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難道士別30日,楊媽已經“進化”到連面子都不要了嗎?102Please respect copyright.PENANAz0CKQFDmp9
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想到這兒,季妍突然有種大難即將臨頭的錯覺。102Please respect copyright.PENANAzztNj4wPzF
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時間在季妍忐忑的心跳中怦怦流逝,沒一會兒,西岸停車場到了。102Please respect copyright.PENANAEvb7Hic4Ri
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話說搬到碧潭這麼多年,這還是他們第一次踏入這個停車場呢!平日的停車場蕭瑟得連半台車都沒有,遊客不會來,承租的車主也上班去了,環視四周,偌大的停車場竟然只有他們和兩個“抄傢帶伙”的老人。102Please respect copyright.PENANAvRTc4l5nUe
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哪兩個老人?102Please respect copyright.PENANALNv81N3qmv
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楊爸和楊媽。102Please respect copyright.PENANAFYhjIr28DG
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是的,不僅是楊媽,楊爸也來了。102Please respect copyright.PENANASH9SGsIMrB
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「不會吧」!…就在發現楊爸也在的瞬間,季妍不由的心中一抖~「爸也來啦」!!!102Please respect copyright.PENANArBincEUsos
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拜託~現在可是股市開盤的時間耶!是得出多大的事才能讓楊爸從股票堆裡爬出來?102Please respect copyright.PENANAD5x2P1p64Y
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楊爸的出現顯然讓季妍更不安了…102Please respect copyright.PENANAKnYWmMS00A
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俗話說的好:“夫妻同心”,將近30年的相濡以沫,昕然自然了解此刻的季妍在想什麼,事實上他也是提心吊膽得很,但老婆都嚇成這樣了,當老公的怎麼能跟著慌呢!102Please respect copyright.PENANATIzDSizLeb
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所以,昕然清了清喉嚨,想了想後,鼓起勇氣開口了。102Please respect copyright.PENANAVKbi2XpRvu
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「爸、媽,你們特地找我過來…有什麼事嗎」?102Please respect copyright.PENANAbB1wWcTPDq
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「兒子啊」,昕然話才起頭,楊爸突然就眼眶泛紅的挨著車門哀哀哭訴起來~「爸爸本來不想來,但是爸爸買股票跟你媽借了一些錢,你媽說如果我不來,她就」~~~~~「你給我閉嘴啦」!102Please respect copyright.PENANAl4WZRrpzZI
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哭著哭著,楊媽忽然把楊爸從車門口扒開順便賞楊爸一記蓋頭鍋貼,「你這個吃裡扒外的傢伙,股票輸了就哈巴哈巴的找我借錢,要你做點事你竟然給我告狀」!......「好啊,你不想幫忙是不是?可以啊,100萬馬上給我還來」!102Please respect copyright.PENANAnPaoxhL33Q
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「妳…妳這個肖查某」!一聽到還錢,楊爸馬上炸了,只見他一手撫著慘遭攻擊的後腦勺,一手指著楊媽的鼻頭回罵,「你以為有幾個臭錢就了不起啊!妳也不看看我是誰?我…我是你老公耶!我戶長耶」!102Please respect copyright.PENANAIUo64wbeG7
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「戶長了不起哦」?楊媽雙手叉腰,嘴裡不住冷笑,「家裡開銷你出過嗎?房貸你付過一毛錢嗎?哼哼~有本事嘴沒本事養家,算什麼男人」?102Please respect copyright.PENANAJP9gz07LBn
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「妳…妳妳」…102Please respect copyright.PENANAspFe6tCo3c
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「叭叭叭叭叭~~~」!!!!!!102Please respect copyright.PENANACQHQJ2MDrj
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就在兩老吵得興起雙雙捲起袖子準備開幹之際,一陣尖銳刺人的喇叭聲忽然穿破了天際…102Please respect copyright.PENANAaWVBKsr8Iq
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「別~吵~啦」!!!按喇叭的是昕然,是的,向來好脾氣的昕然終於被兩老惹毛了…「你們到底是來談正事還是來打架的」?102Please respect copyright.PENANAQLouU8JYeR
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就在昕然出聲的下一秒,吵架聲嘎然而止,除了昕然自己外,所有人都驚訝地瞪大眼睛看著他…102Please respect copyright.PENANAHQ8uEKSTAr
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楊媽無法置信的望著向來溫和聽話的兒子,完全無法相信兒子竟然會兇她!102Please respect copyright.PENANAGTU3DcFIm3
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季妍則是一臉崇拜的望著自己的男人---哇塞~認識這麼久以來,老公還是第一次“發威”耶!102Please respect copyright.PENANAXXrhAyhu6R
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而本來就委屈至極的楊爸,這下子更委屈了。102Please respect copyright.PENANAu7TXFMh7x9
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但昕然沒時間管別人怎麼想了,要知道他是臨時被楊媽叫出來的,他還得趕回去上班好嗎!102Please respect copyright.PENANA9xBlvtbS2o
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「你們到底把我叫來幹嘛」?昕然寒著臉,語氣嚴肅的問,「總不會來看你們吵架吧」?102Please respect copyright.PENANAYqgwnjDsfg
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「不是不是,是你媽說」…楊爸急忙表態,但還沒說兩句又被楊媽一腳踢開…102Please respect copyright.PENANAwQB4GGOcSD
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「你閉嘴啦」!楊媽終於想起此行的目的,只見她把楊爸踢開後,彎下身殷切的望著枯坐車中的愛子,「兒子啊,聽說你被未婚媽媽她爸打了?你有沒有怎樣」?102Please respect copyright.PENANALrb2bfXtKC
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「我被打」?昕然愣住了…「沒有啊,誰告訴妳的」?102Please respect copyright.PENANAGm67hKnW4D
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「不就安」…眼見愛子無恙,楊媽的眼珠咕嚕咕嚕的遛了兩圈後,突然生硬的岔開話題…102Please respect copyright.PENANAJBl01Dk9Jd
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「哎呀~這不重要啦」~~「聽說你們找到未婚媽媽她爸了,那…她爸什麼時候來帶她走」?102Please respect copyright.PENANABCerL8rKH5
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「沒那麼快啦~媽」…聽到婆婆出口就要趕人,一直被晾在一旁的季妍忍不住插嘴~「她爸說等她生完孩子才會帶她回家」…102Please respect copyright.PENANAZUNGSqD3cY
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「妳說什麼」!!!季妍還來不及把話說完,楊媽已經先捉狂了…「妳腦子進水嘍?妳老公都被打了妳還讓她在我們家生孩子」?102Please respect copyright.PENANATvbt2DUzyo
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「妳…妳妳妳妳」…楊媽覺得自己已經氣到快中風了,但是,不行,如果她倒了,還有誰能保護她那可憐的笨兒子…102Please respect copyright.PENANApoVKmIUxfM
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俗話說:“為母則強”,所以,楊媽決定了~~~如果媳婦還堅持要收留未婚媽媽,那,就別怪她不客氣了。102Please respect copyright.PENANA4wYCRmXRb3
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「好,我再問妳一次,未婚媽媽妳送不送走」?102Please respect copyright.PENANA6Jy9DorBP3
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季妍搖搖頭…「不送」。102Please respect copyright.PENANAc2yEszDqBs
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「你呢」?楊媽目光嚴厲的看向昕然。102Please respect copyright.PENANA8vb99L6IIb
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昕然看了看對峙的婆媳倆,嘆了口氣後,無奈的開口…「媽,妳聽我說」…102Please respect copyright.PENANA5UYHBNafYT
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唉…只能說,昕然真的不了解女人哪!102Please respect copyright.PENANAuwlcq1Vvac
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「不用說了」,跟捉狂的女人對幹是沒好下場的,看吧,昕然的話還沒講完呢,楊媽更抓狂了,「既然你們不肯把未婚媽媽送走,那就別怪我不客氣了」…102Please respect copyright.PENANAo5VHGBu7QX
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說著,楊媽突然抬手亮出手中的“凶器”…「老頭子~上」~102Please respect copyright.PENANAqv4BWHSKkW
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季妍是看慣楊媽“表演”的,但季妍還真沒看過這一齣,她傻眼的看著兩位老人伶俐地將手中的“傢伙”貼在雨刷上,在照後鏡上繞了兩圈後,兩老居然一個順時針,一個逆時針的繞著車子跑了起來…而一旁的昕然則直接呆掉,因為他終於看清楚,兩老手中的傢伙竟然是…保~~鮮~~膜~~!!!102Please respect copyright.PENANAtXj5AErno1
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「靠」!昕然忍不住驚叫…「你們到底在搞什麼」??102Please respect copyright.PENANAEcBmzctjBk
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沒有人回答他,一直到兩老終於繞完兩捆保鮮膜,確認愛子的休旅車被“捆”得密不通風再也無法“掙脫”後,兩老這才氣喘吁吁的停下。102Please respect copyright.PENANAA9mkrTFgfx
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「呼~這下你…跑不掉了吧」…“繞”了半天,楊媽的額頭都快被汗水淹沒了,可憐的楊媽只好單手撐著車身,用僅剩的一隻手拼命抹汗,「告訴你,除非你…答應將未婚媽媽送走,不然…你休想離開這…這台車」…102Please respect copyright.PENANApB5qBACJTg
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楊媽上氣不接下氣的警告車裡明顯傻了的愛子和媳婦,講著講著,楊媽突然覺得有點口渴…102Please respect copyright.PENANA0mqQEV5bS6
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「哎呀~忘記帶水了」,楊媽懊惱的朝腦門子一拍…102Please respect copyright.PENANA3DCXgVZZ3o
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「Hello~我可以回家了嗎」?楊爸順勢提問,他是真的急,再不回家股市都要收盤了。102Please respect copyright.PENANAIKyLGmdQkT
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「算了~回家回家」,楊媽流利的轉身,走沒兩步,忽然又回頭給了車裡的兩人一記眼刀,「你們給我待在這裡好好反省啊,想通了我再回來放你們」…102Please respect copyright.PENANAv6Yw4XcQnr
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說完,兩老留下了面面相覷的小夫妻,頭也不回的走了。102Please respect copyright.PENANAAGkysMgJ2y
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三分鐘後……102Please respect copyright.PENANAG1fo3RpeOk
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「老公,我們真的要待在車裡反省嗎」?季妍指著兩老消失的方向,呆呆的問。102Please respect copyright.PENANAxNrkQpO8mt
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「當然不」…102Please respect copyright.PENANAtuOScKXuHw
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「喔…但…我們要怎麼離開」?季妍一邊嘀咕,一邊把頭手伸出窗外“想辦法”…「可以從窗子跳出去嗎」?102Please respect copyright.PENANAm0066cut6c
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「欸欸~別跳」~知妻莫若夫,眼看季妍真的打算從窗戶跳出去,昕然連忙把季妍拉回來,「多危險啊」!102Please respect copyright.PENANAn4tT2dyybx
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「但是」…102Please respect copyright.PENANAMjwljIoVLk
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「別急~來~親一下」~說著,昕然突然把季妍拉上前,在季妍唇上重重“啵”了一口~「別擔心~有我呢」!102Please respect copyright.PENANAs96hO7eRuN
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「哦」~季妍對老公是絕對信任的,即使心中充滿問號,但她還是乖乖坐回了椅子上。102Please respect copyright.PENANAHbZlqUZruu
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昕然不慌不忙的從口袋裡掏出手機,一邊哼歌,一邊慢悠悠的在螢幕上按呀按…102Please respect copyright.PENANAkLbG8AcBNd
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「鈴鈴鈴」…沒一會兒,手機傳來鈴鈴的通話聲…102Please respect copyright.PENANAvfSktQuUNM
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電話通了,一個語氣誇張的女聲瞬間從手機裡冒出來。102Please respect copyright.PENANA85thlFpHkd
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「喂喂喂」!女聲的主人是親愛的安然妹妹,哦,澄清一下,季妍可沒偷聽喔,但因為安然的嗓門實在太大,所以即使昕然沒開擴音,季妍還是聽得一清二楚。102Please respect copyright.PENANAEPW0LOzHE5
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「哥~你們沒事吧」…安然嘰嘰喳喳的表達著她的關心…102Please respect copyright.PENANA6QEZ9gn3PT
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「我們很好」…只見昕然笑嘻嘻的回答…「嗯…你可以來西岸停車場一趟嗎,哦,對了」…「別忘了帶剪刀過來」……102Please respect copyright.PENANAvABQ9ROHZ1
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「為」……安然有一堆問題想問老哥,但才講了一個字電話就斷了。102Please respect copyright.PENANAUkUcKc3F0I
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可憐的安然只能抱著手機暗自納悶,但昕然不是故意掛斷電話的,只是當安然那和楊媽頻率相似的聲音在耳邊響起時,昕然的腦海突然浮現方才兩老幫休旅車“包膜”的爆笑場景……102Please respect copyright.PENANAWrrUUhYdKS
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想著想著,昕然已經不自覺笑彎了腰。
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楊媽此次“反應過度”是有原因的。102Please respect copyright.PENANAUluTwhc0BD
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話說,季妍、安然和楊媽都是講話極誇張的人,所以“昕然差點被康爸的人揍”這件事,經過季妍和安然口耳相傳的誤導,到楊媽耳裡時,已經成了“愛子被打到體無完膚”的社會案件了…102Please respect copyright.PENANAPqYmKsPDfu
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想想看,兒子都要被打死了,做媽的能不緊張嗎?102Please respect copyright.PENANAWmG1zYO5fe