「殺人犯殺第一個人之前都唔知佢會殺人架啦。」707Please respect copyright.PENANAXsQkzNlfUq
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我呆呆搖頭,又真係無諗過。707Please respect copyright.PENANAydSvNJZV43
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「即係如果,如果佢真係呃你嘅,佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁,遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」707Please respect copyright.PENANArJUbrZ1We4
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「你可能被高級騙子睇中咗。」707Please respect copyright.PENANAqVIfkcVOYT
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講到我都有少少動搖,但如果阿琴要呃我,佢會呃我乜呢?佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢,九成時間都係鳩噏。707Please respect copyright.PENANAEXVjAdztAY
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「一個同你好夾嘅人,一係就真係好夾,一係就迎合緊你。」707Please respect copyright.PENANAiwuzM4aHLK
「但係佢鍾意聽咩歌咁,都係佢主動講架喎,唔係我講先佢附和我架喎。」707Please respect copyright.PENANA6WaerriUOL
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「dear Jane同Coldplay咁紅咁大眾,招牌跌落嚟砸死幾個人可能都鍾意聽啦。」707Please respect copyright.PENANAut6bAw2LFo
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「啱呀啱呀,你話鍾意試當真都多人同你一樣架啦,鍾意金鋼crew都一樣先真係夾架嘛。」707Please respect copyright.PENANA8g3bargtDx
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諗落又有道理,愈大眾嘅嘢就愈易撞中同樣鍾意嘅人。707Please respect copyright.PENANA6rWbHdL8BO
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食完飯,蠔腎兩個就趕住返屋企,事關佢哋要餵隻條紋蛸,即係八爪魚。707Please respect copyright.PENANA7o56TXwsX7
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隻八爪魚佢哋養咗好耐,係風水「魚」嚟,旺財嘅。707Please respect copyright.PENANAkcAesMrU7A
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隻嘢好聰明,又鍾意喺啲貝殼度游嚟游去,所以蠔腎幫佢改咗個名叫做游殼獸。707Please respect copyright.PENANAwHBg3uPqax
搭巴士返屋企,又喺車上面同阿琴傾偈。707Please respect copyright.PENANAekbPrOpmec
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巴士進入紅隧。707Please respect copyright.PENANAoh82zO0fJ1
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「我諗起個笑話,知唔知點解海係藍色?」707Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1n2BfHsdC
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「因為啲魚喺度Blueblueblueblue!」707Please respect copyright.PENANAHa1tDxaPZj
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