醒黎之後我發現原來已經成十二點半。537Please respect copyright.PENANAx0CX6HH4io
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廢青嘅作息永遠都係咁樣,番到下晝都係好正常嘅一件事。537Please respect copyright.PENANAOBBvXhflq9
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因為冇人會黎拜年,所以媽子今日都唔會失驚無神夾硬將我嘈醒,但係應該都唔會由得我訓到就黎一點掛?537Please respect copyright.PENANAndrVQMt4ja
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當我出到廳時,正見到媽子同老豆兩個人好嚴肅咁樣對望住對方,兩人見到我行左出廳之後唔知點解有啲唔係幾敢直視我。537Please respect copyright.PENANAy9L3EBGpjF
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然後老豆係媽子嘅注視下好似鼓起左勇氣咁,突然起身行黎我身邊,將本來準備去刷牙洗面嘅我叫停。537Please respect copyright.PENANA0bDy4gXERl
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喂,大佬我未刷牙洗面,你唔係咁快就準備叫我食糕呀?537Please respect copyright.PENANAd6gNkTGdvi
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吊頸都要透氣架!537Please respect copyright.PENANA3JYvgrGn3o
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只見老豆神色好似唔多對路,佢掙扎緊嘅神色好似仲勁過同胡師傅做袋底推胸咁樣。537Please respect copyright.PENANAOdUvu5pqCs
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只見老豆最終都係狠下心腸開口道:「仔...你同阿雅係咪發生左咩事?」537Please respect copyright.PENANAJXJ5yNJui4
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!???537Please respect copyright.PENANAEe32yPaKTT
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唔通我同Tiffany嘅關係暴露左,小慧應承左就一直唔會出賣我架喇,係我自己暴露出左啲咩蛛絲馬跡?537Please respect copyright.PENANAYCa6NcgEYK
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或者佢地今朝係街到睇到唔應該見到嘅野?537Please respect copyright.PENANAv40ylgiS6k
正當我心入面係到天人交戰時,只見老豆佢拎左封野出黎。537Please respect copyright.PENANA0xPhkfWHqt
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係當日媽子交俾Tiffany,上面印住大大隻畢字嘅利是封。537Please respect copyright.PENANAiJ7gxkDyoy
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「阿仔,有咩唔怕同我地講?其實男女朋友之間嘈交呢就好正常嘅,正所謂床頭打交床尾和呀嘛。」老豆苦口婆心咁樣講道。537Please respect copyright.PENANA7HK7WomNn1
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「唔理你做咩惹嬲左小雅佢,你都係乖乖仔認錯喇。」唔俾我解釋嘅機會,老豆就已經開始進入左自己嘅八奇領域。537Please respect copyright.PENANAcMm8MRGwO4
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「兩個人相處就係大家互相遷就架嘛,記住佢大聲你就細聲,佢再大聲你就收聲。」老豆開始同我傳授起自己作為老婆奴嘅獨門秘技。537Please respect copyright.PENANAQE99l3iJuo
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「呢個世界冇野係對唔住解決唔到架,一句唔夠呢就兩句,兩句唔夠呢就三句,認死狗總係比分手好,記住成大事者不拘小節!」老豆靠係我耳邊細細聲補充道。537Please respect copyright.PENANAjdq5Imo5aS
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「等陣先!邊個同你地講我同Tiffany嘈左交架!」我推開仲諗住教我必殺技嘅老豆,睇黎佢份秘笈仲長過war3個條cheat code密技list。537Please respect copyright.PENANARih0eSnXGh
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我制止左老豆繼續教我上上左下同埋greedisgood,然後將佢拉埋去媽子身邊。537Please respect copyright.PENANAeZ3s2NClMX
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「利是都退番黎呀仔!即係家陣係結婚派左帖要收番咁樣,你仲想呃我地咩!」媽子有啲嬲,但更多嘅係擔心我。537Please respect copyright.PENANAWxl408q8rt
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「佢個時叫我袋住唔記得拎番咋嘛!」537Please respect copyright.PENANA1PWW7zOZFd
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佢地用懷疑嘅眼光望住我。537Please respect copyright.PENANADvS3V2NNmP
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「唉,拎黎俾我喇!」我接過老豆手中嘅利是封。537Please respect copyright.PENANAY5HB5c0NFG
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「一陣佢都會黎一齊拜年,咁你地唔洗驚喇?」537Please respect copyright.PENANAdNN8N1b0Kd
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「真係會黎...?」537Please respect copyright.PENANADdS9b1xUmd
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「係呀,呃你做乜呢我?陣間兩點你咪會見到佢囉!唔理你兩個堅尼地城神探喇,我去刷牙洗面先,一陣仲要去接佢!」我理直氣壯咁樣同媽子老豆講道,然後轉身去收拾一番就此出門。537Please respect copyright.PENANAtoxWMnzPx7
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順手避開左食糕嘅一劫。
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下晝一點四十五分,我提早三個字到達西營盤地鐵站。537Please respect copyright.PENANAzyjOX5eI4a
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只見幾分鐘後,一道倩影已經出現係不遠處,Tiffany同我一樣都係咁守時。537Please respect copyright.PENANAk6pySEaKvo
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Tiffany今日穿著同尋日都有好大嘅唔同,雖然依舊都係行清純路條,今日嘅佢經過俾多分心機落去打扮,著嘅係一條連身裙,令到佢嘅青春活力上再加添一份成熟。537Please respect copyright.PENANAtzKyzJ52dM
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「做乜望到唔識打招呼!」Tiffany睇黎好滿意自己嘅效果。537Please respect copyright.PENANAm37WGTP0my
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「因為...你咁著真係幾靚嘛。」537Please respect copyright.PENANAkMbd4XABgw
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教練,直球!!!直球!!!537Please respect copyright.PENANAkAWhyp7XKy
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「口甜舌滑!」Tiffany聽過我嘅話後立即臉上添上幾分嫣紅。537Please respect copyright.PENANAOMms8gkEF6
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好可惜我地呢種氣氛好快就被一陣怪聲破壞哂。537Please respect copyright.PENANAguhMTfYCMS
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咕———537Please respect copyright.PENANASpvMGgUTkO
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睇黎係三糕之神對於我呢個異端嘅懲罰,呢下打鼓聲真係柒到唔敢睇。537Please respect copyright.PENANAlfwohdL4r9
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「你肚餓呀?」Tiffany揞嘴笑道。537Please respect copyright.PENANAfLjZQFUN8L
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「未食午飯呀嘛...」537Please respect copyright.PENANAnb0fN9siwD
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「緊係喇你,睇死你又係十二點幾先起到身喇。」537Please respect copyright.PENANAKtWT54oNP9
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「唉,你點知架?」唔通佢識讀心?537Please respect copyright.PENANAnJHxuQnU5n
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「你成朝冇應我機呀嘛。」Tiffany答道,好似我應佢機係理所當然嘅事咁。537Please respect copyright.PENANArcf0JRAvUf
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「乜你一直留意住架?」537Please respect copyright.PENANATOp90WNxOE
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「係呀!廢事俾你放飛機咋!」Tiffany不甘示弱道。537Please respect copyright.PENANAEoPyMhFVHY
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我內心滿足一笑,只要佢心入面有記得過我呢個人,其實都已經足夠喇。537Please respect copyright.PENANAKxNBNT7pm3
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「行喇,搵食野喇,唔係有排你捱到夜晚餓死你呀!一陣三點仲要上去拜年!」Tiffany好似比起我仲要心急,拖住我嘅手就向住通往般咸道嘅路出發。537Please respect copyright.PENANA3fq7e1KOgO
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「收到,不過你知有咩食咩?」537Please respect copyright.PENANAe2iJabXgM0
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「呃...好似又係啵。」對比起我,其實佢對於呢到根本就人生路不熟。537Please respect copyright.PENANAQfs2ZtVC2o
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「等我帶路喇,帶你去試下美國佬啲高級甜品喇!」我牽住Tiffany柔軟嘅小手,兩個人往住C出口移動過去。537Please respect copyright.PENANAl9Q3JzQcny
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「呢到就係美國佬野?」Tiffany望住眼前嘅店舖問道。537Please respect copyright.PENANAb8pX4SsOiP
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「係呀,老麥緊係美國佬野,你見唔到麥當勞叔叔幾白呀?正宗白人。」我拖住佢行入左般咸道間老麥,以前都食得唔少。537Please respect copyright.PENANAcTDjFz4xH1
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初二成條街咩舖都冇開,所以我都只可以淪落到要去食老麥。537Please respect copyright.PENANAu2XkOKYJFb
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「真係得你咁諗到咁講!仲等我真係有幾分期待有甜品食。」Tiffany呻道,但其實我見唔到佢眼神中有咩不滿,仲有幾分笑意。537Please respect copyright.PENANAymdLWwd0sz
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「邊個話老麥冇甜品食?新地筒啱唔啱?」我問道。537Please respect copyright.PENANAHDpL2GTAgH
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佢好似仲係到猶豫緊到底食唔食好,女人對於甜品嘅個種愛恨交錯,男人係冇咁易會明白到。537Please respect copyright.PENANADQyHIxCJyS
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「士多啤梨新地?朱古力新地?」我好似不停咁引誘緊佢,有一刻我覺得自己好似變態金魚佬叔叔呃緊細路女。537Please respect copyright.PENANAEggd4YXGUE
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「我大你一個黑旋風!!!」我拎出常人冇法抗拒嘅美食。537Please respect copyright.PENANAcLIbYGQvpd
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「我要麥旋風!」537Please respect copyright.PENANACzVjSmPrsZ
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魅力沒法擋~537Please respect copyright.PENANA9CGXJCk5Lr
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「唉,你又明黑旋風個gag嘅?」我問道。537Please respect copyright.PENANAd9QTtXPgZ4
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「咁我都有上forum架嘛。」Tiffany抬高個頭,好似一隻驕傲嘅天鵝咁樣,等緊我去讚佢叻女。537Please respect copyright.PENANA5q9Zt2q61t
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「但係你唔識曹永廉笑話。」537Please respect copyright.PENANADxVlLQuh4f
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「嗰啲咁冷門點算係!」睇黎曹仔要再加油先得,連個雪糕都比你出色。537Please respect copyright.PENANAjCzgQghzoX
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就係咁,我買左個板燒雞腿bell chan同埋黑旋風,然後同Tiffany兩個人係老麥享用完呢個簡單嘅午飯就出發去阿姨屋企。537Please respect copyright.PENANA0SxFKjEiia
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呢一餐夾埋唔洗四十蚊嘅lunch卻係我新年後暫時食得最開心嘅一餐飯,可能每一個男人其實成世人都只係搵緊一個肯陪佢挨老麥嘅女人。537Please respect copyright.PENANApvc7o8FIB3
食過老麥後,我地兩人都係同個日一樣咁去到阿姨屋企拜年。537Please respect copyright.PENANAoZaw3XUgDz
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新年期間嘅保安同姐姐們每個人都好似做緊兵咁,唔係講緊戰場上警戒住敵軍嘅士兵,而係女神們嘅裙下之臣。537Please respect copyright.PENANAAMvqudTCSL
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兵仔追女神,無事獻殷勤。537Please respect copyright.PENANASqRQmP5jAW
佢地每個人嘅勤奮程度簡直係可以每人都拎番兩三個勤工獎咁。537Please respect copyright.PENANACKbJon3xcf
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保安叔叔好似開左AT力場咁樣,訪客出發係五百米嘅範圍內時就已經衝到門上拉開道門,迎接來臨嘅到訪者。而當下午呢個時候人流比較密時,佢個種頻繁嘅一開又一關簡直令到我想叫佢不如直接卡住道門算。537Please respect copyright.PENANAEPcx4mH1FZ
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保安叔叔你知唔知你咁樣開門法,個門較會好易壞架?537Please respect copyright.PENANAYQ1Vjh7AHI
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而明明地上都已經俾人拖到立立炅識反光,但清潔姐姐仲係到瘋狂咁樣來回踱步,每個住客訪客一行入去,佢就已經上前再拖兩拖,要確保地面無任何嘅污漬,做到一絲不苟。537Please respect copyright.PENANAank5xQFjtd
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而值得我開心嘅事係今日福伯終於唔再狙擊我,佢趕住同其他人逗利是所以冇再衝上前同我扮熟吹水,糾結近唔近親嘅問題。537Please respect copyright.PENANAnj8BeYZfbc
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順利咁樣到達左阿姨屋企時,時間都仲尚早,望一望嘅鐘原來而家都只係兩點二十分,距離大家黎到嘅時間仲有成大半個小時。537Please respect copyright.PENANA7FrzNh9B1C
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阿均今次好難得咁唔捉我入去打fifa,佢仲係到分析緊星期日凌晨車仔對上強敵曼城嘅比賽,車路士呢排唔穩定嘅表現令到佢不時係我耳邊屌尻沙利條死煙鬼。537Please respect copyright.PENANAtLUYwu0gVh
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其實我地阿仙奴好得幾多呀?有時我真係好掛住雲爺爺。537Please respect copyright.PENANAv60PE6dcpf
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俗語都有話,家有一老,如有一寶,古人誠不欺我!537Please respect copyright.PENANA0d0yTgeOkS
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好多時啲野係失去之後,我地先會識得珍惜。537Please respect copyright.PENANAIOdMx9osTS
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而當我地兩個男人仲係到傾緊波嘅時候,我眼角間望到Tiffany正一個人苦悶地坐係一邊無聊咁玩住手機。537Please respect copyright.PENANAFLjV0h76CN
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貓貓阿豆訓著左,阿茵正係到沖涼,所以一個無野做嘅人就咁樣俾我地晾左係一邊發呆。537Please respect copyright.PENANAlvr5T0Yl8d
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見住佢寂寞嘅樣子,我就知道自己因為講波而唔小心冷落左佢。537Please respect copyright.PENANA9BSyU2otov
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或者我地可以搵啲啱一齊玩嘅團體活動進行下?537Please respect copyright.PENANAP85aXUe7h8
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打啤?537Please respect copyright.PENANAevy7XzVV8F
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太一若隱若現嘅身影出現左係我眼前。537Please respect copyright.PENANA0I9ziXAHXz
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算喇,都係咪搞喇,我感覺到自己唔多旺,玩呢啲野實會輸到連底褲都甩埋。537Please respect copyright.PENANAJH3jKzrPib
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呢個時候,我眼角唔小心望到個部黑色PS4。537Please respect copyright.PENANAm0v2gZZNUh
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或者,我地可以一齊打下機?537Please respect copyright.PENANAcvyzQSaJ9Q
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但係對於阿均呢啲只會玩大作嘅男人,呢到根本就唔會有咩啱大家一齊玩嘅遊戲呀...537Please respect copyright.PENANAU7V5ICLN3K
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係猶豫嘅時候,我眼角嘅視線唔小心咁擦過一隻遊戲。537Please respect copyright.PENANAc5FS0M9fLG
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係啵,仲有你!537Please respect copyright.PENANA3rgqxispCi