這手機八成是中毒了!844Please respect copyright.PENANAawWeIPdNYA
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會這麼說,是因為打從三天前...844Please respect copyright.PENANAlknFh1MFbY
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或者換個說法,自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起,844Please respect copyright.PENANA1BLNCynZLJ
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我手上這隻破手機,就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。844Please respect copyright.PENANAIlz5QvQbfh
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比方說最早的這一則:844Please respect copyright.PENANAx42ofVDdSJ
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恭喜!我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品,按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取!844Please respect copyright.PENANA9P8szmp49J
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iPhome EX?水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版?844Please respect copyright.PENANAuvO8hw9bsF
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體?844Please respect copyright.PENANAR7ni9lmZXI
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當我傻?打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後,我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。844Please respect copyright.PENANAKnS4T2Dqay
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的?844Please respect copyright.PENANAzCiBVBJLuO
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刪掉!844Please respect copyright.PENANAxJymd4IIqf
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...844Please respect copyright.PENANAIj0Hvn01pM
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達,點此查收!844Please respect copyright.PENANAFH0GIKXVWc
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仔細想想,這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板,844Please respect copyright.PENANAM62GnoxKNm
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴,為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票,844Please respect copyright.PENANAZxNrmZu1O3
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我哪來的閒錢去網購!844Please respect copyright.PENANAv79SgiI1Eu
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這我還真是不明白,專業呢?詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎?844Please respect copyright.PENANAvl5BvZ1Gk5
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處?844Please respect copyright.PENANAyC8xlU2zc6
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其它還有像...844Please respect copyright.PENANAhEkeiBPmCP
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用,多筆款項自異世界流入,點選「確認」協助公安調查...844Please respect copyright.PENANArbY6YzP65R
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呿!這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位!844Please respect copyright.PENANAGUQmIX1MwW
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提款機操作錯誤通知,即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...844Please respect copyright.PENANAuDXnj0FCWd
我沒有存款!844Please respect copyright.PENANATmANaRBNhL
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嘿哥兒們!幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...844Please respect copyright.PENANAD82ceIQxTS
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我也沒有朋友!!844Please respect copyright.PENANAtS8kf4OLWn
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老公!我被綁架到異世界了...844Please respect copyright.PENANA1xzOsD47uk
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我更沒有女朋友!!!844Please respect copyright.PENANAzOFp6500CB
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越講越心酸,不多說,通通刪了!844Please respect copyright.PENANA8ttF4JdMbQ
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這會兒又新來了一則,瞧瞧...844Please respect copyright.PENANAyMS2XyRRTe
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX!立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD!844Please respect copyright.PENANACBLrJCCZ8B
844Please respect copyright.PENANATq5MwaGd3l刪除(同意)...唔?按錯了!844Please respect copyright.PENANAlMeeO2jP4O
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其實我真的不是故意的,不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了,因為...844Please respect copyright.PENANAMNfI4qpTHb
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坐在超商的門口我,看著迎面而來的卡車,844Please respect copyright.PENANAosFnvc6WA7
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞:844Please respect copyright.PENANASqMEmNY8bt
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「D槽裡的東西別看,直椄把它格式化!!!」844Please respect copyright.PENANAD70wRGXlAo