鋤禾日當午,汗滴禾下土。 346Please respect copyright.PENANAwLdNFKkMkc
誰知盤中飧,粒粒皆辛苦。346Please respect copyright.PENANAVMqHbG7zvl
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嗯...346Please respect copyright.PENANACnquShhL2D
雖說農夫耕作真的很辛苦,烈日當空之下,辛苦地在田間鋤地。346Please respect copyright.PENANAthxBikQ5ex
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但說真的寫這首詩的李紳還真是不知道劣食的可怕。346Please respect copyright.PENANABi476tZ2m5
這句詩句,可說是簡直是害人不淺,人類文明的一大障礙。(好吧我誇張了,李兄莫怪...)346Please respect copyright.PENANAhPxFkcjW15
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話說在我小學三年級的時候,到好友家中打遊戲機,兩個好友拿著可樂裝作是啤酒,開懷暢飲,交錯觥籌,好不痛快。346Please respect copyright.PENANAmVnNcVdl1q
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然而,天下無不散之延席,時針踏上六字,也是時候回家吃飯了。346Please respect copyright.PENANAUSO7WH939h
「呵呵...這麼高興,不如留下來吃個便飯吧...」朋友的姨姨剛巧在家,笑瞇瞇的說道。346Please respect copyright.PENANAQbR5oRLwGS
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「好啊!」
就這樣,我做了當時人生最錯誤的決定。
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請別誤會,朋友的姨姨還真的挺友善的,說什麼也是笑瞇瞇的,就像是和藹可親的鄰家阿姨一樣。346Please respect copyright.PENANA8Cb1btS0T3
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然而,她的烹飪技巧卻是...346Please respect copyright.PENANAtsuqVuU6b4
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嗯...別樹一幟。346Please respect copyright.PENANAIn0wUD5GE1
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沒想到這一餐「便」飯, 原來是指那味道跟...大便...差不多。346Please respect copyright.PENANA6BGKKYQ1pq
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餸菜就先別提了,每一口都是帶著不同的驚喜,第一口吃下去的時候,是鹹的,非常的鹹,鹹得腎臟也是像要離我而去的那種。346Please respect copyright.PENANAGKXGCoCSDl
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第二口吃下去,卻是甜的,這讓我很懷疑是啊姨把糖當成鹽,然後再加回大量的鹽...346Please respect copyright.PENANABN1Fd7y2W7
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然而,吃了兩口之後,我便失去了再吃下去的勇氣,再吃下去,我感覺自己的生命會有危險。346Please respect copyright.PENANA06Pow9oX8l
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餸菜不能吃,我還有飯嘛!346Please respect copyright.PENANAkj401CFq5d
所謂飯才是主食,其他都是陪襯而已。346Please respect copyright.PENANApaxm5oDLjW
而且,現代人煮飯,也只是把米粉放進電飯煲而已,應該沒有問題...吧...346Please respect copyright.PENANA5E97sx3EUT
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萬沒想到,白飯,竟然是生的!346Please respect copyright.PENANA5Mw01BAV9n
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所謂米不成炊,生米沒有煮成熟飯。346Please respect copyright.PENANAQt5S0QYfWK
那爽脆的口感,難以下嚥的硬度...至今還是讓我難以忘懷。346Please respect copyright.PENANAt3XKcsIhXH
偷偷看向旁邊的好友,卻見他早有經驗,只盛了一小碗的白飯,斯文地一小口一小口的吃著。346Please respect copyright.PENANAirFKwRAc6X
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而我,卻是盛了一大碗的白飯,以求大快朵頤!346Please respect copyright.PENANAwZprhmn87I
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「我飽了!」好友吃光碗中的白飯,便是大叫一聲,匆匆把飯碗放在廚房中,整個動作行雲流水,絲毫沒有給他的姨姨添飯的機會。346Please respect copyright.PENANAbvcwPfYv2I
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還有這一著!346Please respect copyright.PENANAUyLZWNY2ve
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「我也飽了!」我眼前一亮,夫子步亦步,夫子趨亦趨,我也拿起飯碗,便是要走到廚房。346Please respect copyright.PENANAY8JjX9X0Fz
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「慢著!你還未吃完呢!」一道溫柔的女聲,把我最後的希望扼殺。346Please respect copyright.PENANATEVR3CHv6M
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「粒粒皆辛苦啊,小鶴!」346Please respect copyright.PENANAy79gmbaOBB
(嗯,我不叫小鶴,不過名字只是代號啦...)346Please respect copyright.PENANAFI42g2lPU3
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天啊!李紳,我恨你!346Please respect copyright.PENANA0FviyqTMTx
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誰知盤中飧,粒粒皆辛苦。346Please respect copyright.PENANA2wdbV59dEg
這次又是另一番的體會,每一粒都是吃得很辛苦。346Please respect copyright.PENANAit47ZeDVpj
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