跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧547Please respect copyright.PENANAWYB4RvWour
KP :沒錯547Please respect copyright.PENANAVjb5s0r5xA
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?547Please respect copyright.PENANAhRskxigaY2
NPC :肯定有。547Please respect copyright.PENANArM3fmnP3ii
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來547Please respect copyright.PENANAQOf9GzdyZQ
玩家:有多少條?547Please respect copyright.PENANAxE7KA13o6G
KP :嗯……547Please respect copyright.PENANA48HgDxYic0
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)547Please respect copyright.PENANAvWZQkjwAmJ
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。547Please respect copyright.PENANAtUTjq5Mf9D
(巧手失敗)547Please respect copyright.PENANAHXMGyPsnLi
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。547Please respect copyright.PENANAxIg3aYpJPG
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。547Please respect copyright.PENANAdrzefAfhtK
(巧手成功)547Please respect copyright.PENANARPXM8lWpde
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?547Please respect copyright.PENANAVm9p9QrlEc
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅547Please respect copyright.PENANAv4VLUIpipR
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?547Please respect copyright.PENANAy4m1xIz1WK
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲547Please respect copyright.PENANAFZnt1qDmXf
我 :……547Please respect copyright.PENANAh4Kg5EVzo3
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……547Please respect copyright.PENANAtVJu4zQ35V
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒547Please respect copyright.PENANAOxcanjIudh
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving547Please respect copyright.PENANAV2BVjrA2C0
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)547Please respect copyright.PENANAIXx3GoIeQE
我 :roll 1d20 = 1547Please respect copyright.PENANA1LAJE69eks
我角色:暴斃547Please respect copyright.PENANADonmHw6DFf
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線547Please respect copyright.PENANAN3wjjp7X7Z
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?547Please respect copyright.PENANAmwB0ux4Enp
全員:(望)547Please respect copyright.PENANAWWLsKw3m0y
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生547Please respect copyright.PENANA6KVTaxbRpN
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個547Please respect copyright.PENANAgLly2WLppI
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。547Please respect copyright.PENANAKloHfCFLFA
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事547Please respect copyright.PENANAYMKL0r6AaK
隊友A:我沒有印象547Please respect copyright.PENANAikMTMWmyu5
我 :(翻查Notes)547Please respect copyright.PENANAw85NUSV9pm
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)547Please respect copyright.PENANAIe7Nhvq2Ck
DM:做個說服檢定547Please respect copyright.PENANAOsOixymqhQ
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9547Please respect copyright.PENANArkBJOdCyVy
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……547Please respect copyright.PENANA9YJmhMGtRL
我 :但我的骰點不夠高547Please respect copyright.PENANA3z4kLSdGsG
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?547Please respect copyright.PENANAircr7ptsDQ
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧547Please respect copyright.PENANAw7UCjFUgqK
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)547Please respect copyright.PENANAZmzjpQ8ex8
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?547Please respect copyright.PENANAiBX1MyzT1k
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?547Please respect copyright.PENANAU0un01JwFB
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——547Please respect copyright.PENANADEn2ROEHT6
我 :蛤?全部?547Please respect copyright.PENANANsojN9vLIe
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。547Please respect copyright.PENANAawroSaTsry
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!547Please respect copyright.PENANAn3ggj1sQnD
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!547Please respect copyright.PENANA8yFCvygqvx
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!547Please respect copyright.PENANA3D7J8SWQAm
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?547Please respect copyright.PENANAXzThBk4XMV
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?547Please respect copyright.PENANA86b7RUw0rt
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance547Please respect copyright.PENANAl8Fitg3S4N
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!547Please respect copyright.PENANAiyjmkU5s2R
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)547Please respect copyright.PENANArKuD2hmRXt
(稍後)547Please respect copyright.PENANAkPMmXJnfzm
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?547Please respect copyright.PENANAYIIYyt2ovX
我 :……547Please respect copyright.PENANAPOl9IKIDAY
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)547Please respect copyright.PENANA8kTsPg9wmN
我 :這個是547Please respect copyright.PENANAOFWLffO7N0
我 :混合隻揪。547Please respect copyright.PENANAIeIuH45mp0
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動547Please respect copyright.PENANA9aFYsB6UR3
我 :唔好啊!!!!!547Please respect copyright.PENANAHD4HYike0D
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》547Please respect copyright.PENANACv8tdWAMCA
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!547Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZkMrcDc0s
隊友: :(547Please respect copyright.PENANAvHXYYv6vve
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)547Please respect copyright.PENANACQ5U0ej5Xi
我 :炮房547Please respect copyright.PENANAe2kxDbg78i
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉547Please respect copyright.PENANAAEfqK1e7rk
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?547Please respect copyright.PENANAHmEHZlBdF8
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間547Please respect copyright.PENANAaq0nHVbng3
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!547Please respect copyright.PENANAPcPmeQjyG6
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?547Please respect copyright.PENANAFV7RCQTbOH
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了547Please respect copyright.PENANADnfwv8ieFO
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」
DM:你們的任務是在有限的動作內把箱子運送到指定地方547Please respect copyright.PENANAfH2yWWrGdp
PL1 :我用「召喚動物」召喚出四隻猩猩幫忙547Please respect copyright.PENANAKLWu29jAHI
DM:……547Please respect copyright.PENANAbIDM0lhLc0
DM:(脫眼鏡抹眼鏡)547Please respect copyright.PENANAxddcL2jFMX
DM:哪裡來的猴子547Please respect copyright.PENANAdmEvBAArz1
稍後
PL1 :我指揮大猩猩圍毆那個NPC547Please respect copyright.PENANANEiOT34SJ6
DM:……那個NPC從此生涯多了個污點——547Please respect copyright.PENANAlGOz2WLCHj
DM:叫做「被猴子打了」547Please respect copyright.PENANAGuuablRrXS
DM:哪裡來的猴子……547Please respect copyright.PENANAawRi9R0XtD