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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks477Please respect copyright.PENANAPN0ZzHEwq0
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead477Please respect copyright.PENANAzbphqKCuP2
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air477Please respect copyright.PENANAihETan9PNa
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.477Please respect copyright.PENANA2zu5AUYiv0
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead477Please respect copyright.PENANAqOxaDpv1Xc
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a477Please respect copyright.PENANAnlx4TX09AZ
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old477Please respect copyright.PENANA2MV3iz9jJI
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,477Please respect copyright.PENANAmZtvGWRrBf
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry477Please respect copyright.PENANAOtv1M2cGB3
voice:
BETELGEUSE477Please respect copyright.PENANAKSFez03f6R
Who are you? Are you bard? I just477Please respect copyright.PENANA8CGS1sQrMb
found my dead sex slaves, and now477Please respect copyright.PENANAJqSSByg4Du
you're crawling up, disturbing my477Please respect copyright.PENANAHlog2IMHnz
ritual.
BARD477Please respect copyright.PENANAaFxkgmzOxL
And so you brought your flesh dildo477Please respect copyright.PENANA73ix7qiagD
too?
BETELGEUSE477Please respect copyright.PENANAfaRDaL7dYu
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD477Please respect copyright.PENANAcOERGr8lgX
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE477Please respect copyright.PENANAveODJ08CJb
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and477Please respect copyright.PENANAtTFQ2vAo17
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE477Please respect copyright.PENANA6fxSCjAP7U
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna477Please respect copyright.PENANArcs7RNNd1I
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the477Please respect copyright.PENANAx8xeY1a8Pq
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.477Please respect copyright.PENANA2kyduBszYY
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard477Please respect copyright.PENANAfKZyb7hvbR
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The477Please respect copyright.PENANA20t8YGCJT4
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON477Please respect copyright.PENANAfUgnMLKdEt
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE477Please respect copyright.PENANATjhyuj2aSp
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your477Please respect copyright.PENANAGXqfM3POzM
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a477Please respect copyright.PENANAt0cMGhQCib
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping477Please respect copyright.PENANAx1Eg5g8cNe
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up477Please respect copyright.PENANAXMandJP6rv
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish477Please respect copyright.PENANAeSWTnhuC78
their plans.
BETELGEUSE477Please respect copyright.PENANAkbl0GEOU2z
(to Bard)477Please respect copyright.PENANA16pbEB3W4O
See what you did? You set me up.477Please respect copyright.PENANAKgvVVrWl2E
You didn't tell me that I'd have to477Please respect copyright.PENANAI2AuRKD8cT
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd477Please respect copyright.PENANAkFpHWM3eFb
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which477Please respect copyright.PENANA0dCPNOpnJx
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's477Please respect copyright.PENANA0WjrUksvWZ
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears477Please respect copyright.PENANAHg8UIIdLLZ
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.477Please respect copyright.PENANA2nPwRvMiEj
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD477Please respect copyright.PENANAvwVzi6sOdZ
(offscreen)477Please respect copyright.PENANAyEsI20Smcc
You assholes. You can't catch a477Please respect copyright.PENANAVOrC9iutot
ghost.
BETELGEUSE477Please respect copyright.PENANAn563GvpG7x
You fuckers. You put me in a477Please respect copyright.PENANAUx3tWkf48z
vulnerable position when I was sure477Please respect copyright.PENANA09456yfmEJ
the Batman would be here. Now477Please respect copyright.PENANA5HFhqK6FQu
you're all gonna get what's coming477Please respect copyright.PENANATAXmBEKx7e
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins477Please respect copyright.PENANAdrCZ8SEjyw
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall477Please respect copyright.PENANAyyeMIi1Bgg
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks477Please respect copyright.PENANAmuYigtiMSp
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder477Please respect copyright.PENANAYbjB6KUdg2
blades.
BATMAN477Please respect copyright.PENANAT2ZxXTeLyq
(concious)477Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2zXaLzpIy
What are you gonna do to me? I477Please respect copyright.PENANAwltmhaSEXN
think you've committed murder, so477Please respect copyright.PENANAFAE2r3PUU7
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the477Please respect copyright.PENANAGLPQWgIpTQ
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his477Please respect copyright.PENANAT2FqAqG0kP
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE477Please respect copyright.PENANAuj9x3LSbth
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do477Please respect copyright.PENANADZEIG8gJWo
this.
BETELGEUSE477Please respect copyright.PENANANsBS0Sit0N
I'm going to finish him!477Please respect copyright.PENANAEDMZpx16Hz
Constantine, I'm going to finish477Please respect copyright.PENANASYDbqirDlE
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked477Please respect copyright.PENANA17IapWD4a3
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER477Please respect copyright.PENANAwhFpHnRG80
(holds up his arm in477Please respect copyright.PENANA7Nrays6txa
protest)477Please respect copyright.PENANApnVpmvedW4
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He477Please respect copyright.PENANA6TTlyHm0w5
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with477Please respect copyright.PENANAdhpG8cO5ut
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's477Please respect copyright.PENANAEszVP4jv1f
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.477Please respect copyright.PENANA03nNoykw5R
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE477Please respect copyright.PENANAAIeNijR1vq
He was mine, and I stole him from477Please respect copyright.PENANAkoZqYse0U6
you. He was my revenge. Now you477Please respect copyright.PENANAZrJE6Dbumg
will pay for your disobedience. He477Please respect copyright.PENANAGQmNAyop7b
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is477Please respect copyright.PENANAb0cDB42y6V
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he477Please respect copyright.PENANASPu5mqxSIw
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then477Please respect copyright.PENANAVnLc38Yata
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN477Please respect copyright.PENANAE9TCCst5zU
(awake)477Please respect copyright.PENANAAueKJUVpOi
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his477Please respect copyright.PENANAAPwarLo5LI
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the477Please respect copyright.PENANAAj9T1EHcNA
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is477Please respect copyright.PENANABywIqaFi6W
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE477Please respect copyright.PENANAIQlJOVM6pO
You still have a chance. Let go of477Please respect copyright.PENANAqnaWARuoIl
my hand. If you allow my hand to477Please respect copyright.PENANAImcUMRcZJB
come off of you, you will end up477Please respect copyright.PENANAMVXyCxH0ia
just like your friend.477Please respect copyright.PENANAIatr7gXzJE
(tries to pry the hand off477Please respect copyright.PENANA1FyxNg7JZb
of his head)477Please respect copyright.PENANAEIMaAb02Ws
It can't be. No. No. He's still477Please respect copyright.PENANAfHrr3b9jO5
alive!477Please respect copyright.PENANAgyG68DdOAx
(falls to his knees)477Please respect copyright.PENANAgSz6mvjjjC
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE477Please respect copyright.PENANA5YXgLzhVET
(from a distance)477Please respect copyright.PENANAt1GKdCMRbF
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN477Please respect copyright.PENANAucbbKdHCEj
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the477Please respect copyright.PENANAfsIP1yLoRT
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN477Please respect copyright.PENANA7yEFFvMl3B
(beat)477Please respect copyright.PENANAJt8HRALuNM
I can't get it. I can't pull it477Please respect copyright.PENANA5jl1fCkqy7
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into477Please respect copyright.PENANA2N4h2LhqSv
the forest.
BETELGEUSE477Please respect copyright.PENANAEknGOULGcl
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE477Please respect copyright.PENANApmIyv91CEP
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the477Please respect copyright.PENANA5nOjC5HJZb
Batmobile.
BATMAN477Please respect copyright.PENANAJhSzgx9KtP
(screams in pain)477Please respect copyright.PENANAZgXqeplSCN
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into477Please respect copyright.PENANA8ECeb6n64u
the forest.
BEATELAGE477Please respect copyright.PENANAT4FiyhsqKA
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE477Please respect copyright.PENANAD7sXLdudUc
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN477Please respect copyright.PENANASlIchmAbj5
(is so weak he can barely477Please respect copyright.PENANADaLkUUzW4K
stand)477Please respect copyright.PENANAyHYyLNYpw7
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into477Please respect copyright.PENANA4dz4GQXE3l
the forest.
BEATELAGE477Please respect copyright.PENANAIShn9M1BrU
(passionate)477Please respect copyright.PENANAlemx9earq7
Don't let them drag you off this477Please respect copyright.PENANA1uHkuJZPuC
beat.
BETELGEUSE 477Please respect copyright.PENANAhUTghW7NJB
(peers at the Batman)477Please respect copyright.PENANAu7NFr8hA3K
Is that all? Do you really want to477Please respect copyright.PENANAdUBEBBdjE3
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 477Please respect copyright.PENANAfHpiz73kSM
(ashamed)477Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2KIdd4vHN
Don't say it. Take a peek in the477Please respect copyright.PENANAlhbStJdEKM
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,477Please respect copyright.PENANA9DHD1PEic0
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT477Please respect copyright.PENANAAtlAXKb4AN