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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks478Please respect copyright.PENANAdyGDU9sajA
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead478Please respect copyright.PENANAFPPzlrPmzy
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air478Please respect copyright.PENANACL0hMmf7Et
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.478Please respect copyright.PENANASk6JBwYZ6U
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead478Please respect copyright.PENANAUurgX6ZPe6
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a478Please respect copyright.PENANASAcmKDkfcy
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old478Please respect copyright.PENANAxauy2ClB7h
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,478Please respect copyright.PENANAZxoLkJArsh
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry478Please respect copyright.PENANAJZcQYsmU6T
voice:
BETELGEUSE478Please respect copyright.PENANApFD6Yd5jGL
Who are you? Are you bard? I just478Please respect copyright.PENANAcOMjYtcqDP
found my dead sex slaves, and now478Please respect copyright.PENANAEG4EWbvxvz
you're crawling up, disturbing my478Please respect copyright.PENANAJC06IqAiDX
ritual.
BARD478Please respect copyright.PENANAAJAUt1v2ef
And so you brought your flesh dildo478Please respect copyright.PENANAmWAXuQDgNO
too?
BETELGEUSE478Please respect copyright.PENANAvgKo5tgYO7
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD478Please respect copyright.PENANALX081syEUr
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE478Please respect copyright.PENANA6YPqB0RRGE
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and478Please respect copyright.PENANAxBPkhX3xuN
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE478Please respect copyright.PENANAWSSEUMuyM5
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna478Please respect copyright.PENANAhgnq9r9gqO
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the478Please respect copyright.PENANAWOnyENLFfA
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.478Please respect copyright.PENANA2bjqkK1Qjf
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard478Please respect copyright.PENANAsYBctFDfO1
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The478Please respect copyright.PENANA4UPLOxPWBv
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON478Please respect copyright.PENANAbalTdn8qYh
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE478Please respect copyright.PENANAdWCXZbSy3V
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your478Please respect copyright.PENANAoF3hEEPi6a
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a478Please respect copyright.PENANA4GxCefMr2y
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping478Please respect copyright.PENANAmMPrHBWzPi
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up478Please respect copyright.PENANAtj4utFE66k
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish478Please respect copyright.PENANA9U3VIpkgD4
their plans.
BETELGEUSE478Please respect copyright.PENANAnStgoHjdNu
(to Bard)478Please respect copyright.PENANAznkVaiz4Oq
See what you did? You set me up.478Please respect copyright.PENANAY6e3vpWYQX
You didn't tell me that I'd have to478Please respect copyright.PENANA6TcjCMbIY2
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd478Please respect copyright.PENANALSYtrnQeuv
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which478Please respect copyright.PENANAB6wtSy32Wt
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's478Please respect copyright.PENANAJMnNpdRYku
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears478Please respect copyright.PENANAwjjByPy3om
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.478Please respect copyright.PENANA0be8fTLMai
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD478Please respect copyright.PENANAPHDEV4qhsS
(offscreen)478Please respect copyright.PENANABrR6OSo0Y8
You assholes. You can't catch a478Please respect copyright.PENANAZVgmVZeLhP
ghost.
BETELGEUSE478Please respect copyright.PENANAyo8BxPUZsi
You fuckers. You put me in a478Please respect copyright.PENANAydylzETWdf
vulnerable position when I was sure478Please respect copyright.PENANA65yTYYWIh9
the Batman would be here. Now478Please respect copyright.PENANAV34yltUCYD
you're all gonna get what's coming478Please respect copyright.PENANARfuSlurJqZ
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins478Please respect copyright.PENANAaZhGsvuO5O
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall478Please respect copyright.PENANAGLcb4j4YJ1
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks478Please respect copyright.PENANAlC7xrH2CVJ
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder478Please respect copyright.PENANAk8yEqcW8rr
blades.
BATMAN478Please respect copyright.PENANA9dG1HSd6hb
(concious)478Please respect copyright.PENANA4kGBIJKGEx
What are you gonna do to me? I478Please respect copyright.PENANAydkjh33tMy
think you've committed murder, so478Please respect copyright.PENANAaxhSW2soxm
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the478Please respect copyright.PENANAORKnZQR7P4
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his478Please respect copyright.PENANA8OTWyGtyr4
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE478Please respect copyright.PENANAT3HKI65wV3
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do478Please respect copyright.PENANAuekhZnt9QN
this.
BETELGEUSE478Please respect copyright.PENANABK9Wu9DsQJ
I'm going to finish him!478Please respect copyright.PENANAlpGibaDSdA
Constantine, I'm going to finish478Please respect copyright.PENANAG1s7ziWLri
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked478Please respect copyright.PENANAX6ABupFNr1
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER478Please respect copyright.PENANAlFF34ubn90
(holds up his arm in478Please respect copyright.PENANAftsHFxyThg
protest)478Please respect copyright.PENANAvpQo41xs3D
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He478Please respect copyright.PENANAKOAasDIxCv
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with478Please respect copyright.PENANAFWYAh4qC25
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's478Please respect copyright.PENANAhEk8xNeCAL
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.478Please respect copyright.PENANAdJbfPzC8hT
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE478Please respect copyright.PENANAHGJcyuMVBz
He was mine, and I stole him from478Please respect copyright.PENANAwmcrrQ4pEQ
you. He was my revenge. Now you478Please respect copyright.PENANAjCHtF8j4M5
will pay for your disobedience. He478Please respect copyright.PENANAyGesPJE27U
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is478Please respect copyright.PENANAYQ7g7tN8Kq
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he478Please respect copyright.PENANAvlXJrGt3F6
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then478Please respect copyright.PENANAUP903O3bT1
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN478Please respect copyright.PENANAe94c03u0oj
(awake)478Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0ttitVi5B
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his478Please respect copyright.PENANAXTil2SXJ5t
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the478Please respect copyright.PENANA6Q4dFtfaxW
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is478Please respect copyright.PENANAJCDQfB2iLi
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE478Please respect copyright.PENANAXEq2ThhS78
You still have a chance. Let go of478Please respect copyright.PENANAlpt9P0W6oX
my hand. If you allow my hand to478Please respect copyright.PENANAtihpW5Ppc1
come off of you, you will end up478Please respect copyright.PENANA4bTWQLRtNi
just like your friend.478Please respect copyright.PENANA9xSJfdimPt
(tries to pry the hand off478Please respect copyright.PENANAtxU4pZCxDe
of his head)478Please respect copyright.PENANAbNmBDCUZ82
It can't be. No. No. He's still478Please respect copyright.PENANAWAh6N9LCHr
alive!478Please respect copyright.PENANAjUIr1OaHyD
(falls to his knees)478Please respect copyright.PENANAA9hJ144udg
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE478Please respect copyright.PENANAwGi55vaacY
(from a distance)478Please respect copyright.PENANAuwkdj5PSE1
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN478Please respect copyright.PENANAcJRw8mxX4e
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the478Please respect copyright.PENANAIp33jGSFAI
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN478Please respect copyright.PENANAjSitdCW2Y5
(beat)478Please respect copyright.PENANAoo5MVTBcCW
I can't get it. I can't pull it478Please respect copyright.PENANAr1u63cW0Yp
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into478Please respect copyright.PENANAr1ovUWof8Q
the forest.
BETELGEUSE478Please respect copyright.PENANAgQlhxcEEei
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE478Please respect copyright.PENANAnAt51JSHtN
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the478Please respect copyright.PENANAD2Xr4D4wUT
Batmobile.
BATMAN478Please respect copyright.PENANAyiO6hAgdZr
(screams in pain)478Please respect copyright.PENANAuFS6nidOgQ
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into478Please respect copyright.PENANATL4JWdAnfg
the forest.
BEATELAGE478Please respect copyright.PENANAW208IG5bQN
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE478Please respect copyright.PENANAAStwnQzWUd
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN478Please respect copyright.PENANAARGYW22jYS
(is so weak he can barely478Please respect copyright.PENANAE6mdLP0KIc
stand)478Please respect copyright.PENANAGcuN5dNEzk
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into478Please respect copyright.PENANAgeQyfVDMXF
the forest.
BEATELAGE478Please respect copyright.PENANA0qOzM3OM6p
(passionate)478Please respect copyright.PENANACUbsrEkPIt
Don't let them drag you off this478Please respect copyright.PENANAZG8hNd8skG
beat.
BETELGEUSE 478Please respect copyright.PENANArSxLQJF2PQ
(peers at the Batman)478Please respect copyright.PENANAJOE9OqbyOI
Is that all? Do you really want to478Please respect copyright.PENANAV31yvbpFDd
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 478Please respect copyright.PENANAQw6TlcX1aG
(ashamed)478Please respect copyright.PENANA2dOkpoiFKJ
Don't say it. Take a peek in the478Please respect copyright.PENANATdqctBTX2E
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,478Please respect copyright.PENANA6MvqK6q1dU
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT478Please respect copyright.PENANAnnRaMjRZCB