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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks476Please respect copyright.PENANA0iTGCDmxLJ
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead476Please respect copyright.PENANAm1VgmEvfhx
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air476Please respect copyright.PENANARdot7MkJ2P
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.476Please respect copyright.PENANAQLuPQWbK7M
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead476Please respect copyright.PENANAQVy8oYxVyF
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a476Please respect copyright.PENANAEN2pRHLR1T
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old476Please respect copyright.PENANALhcppySHqH
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,476Please respect copyright.PENANAu7Y9NqSl4p
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry476Please respect copyright.PENANAYijB90Zqbh
voice:
BETELGEUSE476Please respect copyright.PENANAGoYOFM0Z1I
Who are you? Are you bard? I just476Please respect copyright.PENANAYrc0GLgaCQ
found my dead sex slaves, and now476Please respect copyright.PENANAOFQvJFPyHi
you're crawling up, disturbing my476Please respect copyright.PENANAN9HtlxP7sE
ritual.
BARD476Please respect copyright.PENANAtJaOFsLZOK
And so you brought your flesh dildo476Please respect copyright.PENANALkhAW30lpx
too?
BETELGEUSE476Please respect copyright.PENANAHeIBowyYjK
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD476Please respect copyright.PENANA4LWO8accZl
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE476Please respect copyright.PENANAu3o2cW73pm
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and476Please respect copyright.PENANAxlPGmvtMKj
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE476Please respect copyright.PENANAdpUhpZAISm
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna476Please respect copyright.PENANAecjhpBsgoT
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the476Please respect copyright.PENANAIP8eyUb2ht
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.476Please respect copyright.PENANAxNXYRj9bUS
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard476Please respect copyright.PENANAHAjGrxf8cB
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The476Please respect copyright.PENANAT1tMWJanhS
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON476Please respect copyright.PENANAr7d7pQycn0
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE476Please respect copyright.PENANAgEXmWddciw
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your476Please respect copyright.PENANAyumbzojwQZ
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a476Please respect copyright.PENANAplBeIaGxf0
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping476Please respect copyright.PENANAwbIH3HMBB5
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up476Please respect copyright.PENANApfjov62Bf5
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish476Please respect copyright.PENANAkqgjEz3kXq
their plans.
BETELGEUSE476Please respect copyright.PENANAqSp9RJV6zn
(to Bard)476Please respect copyright.PENANApp64MM3Hfu
See what you did? You set me up.476Please respect copyright.PENANA9jhNRKrlK4
You didn't tell me that I'd have to476Please respect copyright.PENANASMAPao93MY
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd476Please respect copyright.PENANAQfd05FSNnJ
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which476Please respect copyright.PENANAdkTSnGVVtG
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's476Please respect copyright.PENANAsjSKQBqzTD
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears476Please respect copyright.PENANAn98MpnraqL
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.476Please respect copyright.PENANAJOyJ4mOR1M
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD476Please respect copyright.PENANAK04kcLboTk
(offscreen)476Please respect copyright.PENANA3998Icqg9I
You assholes. You can't catch a476Please respect copyright.PENANAO2GPrw9tT7
ghost.
BETELGEUSE476Please respect copyright.PENANAhkkLgVxsL8
You fuckers. You put me in a476Please respect copyright.PENANATQBTPy02b7
vulnerable position when I was sure476Please respect copyright.PENANA8SBYLeafGG
the Batman would be here. Now476Please respect copyright.PENANAmvDWCowJ4V
you're all gonna get what's coming476Please respect copyright.PENANAJWy7LdldjL
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins476Please respect copyright.PENANA4SHc1eyK9G
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall476Please respect copyright.PENANAAwiQTpqaIE
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks476Please respect copyright.PENANAzROb1j4aSE
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder476Please respect copyright.PENANAaWJIWQqF8O
blades.
BATMAN476Please respect copyright.PENANAvFPIQPru7f
(concious)476Please respect copyright.PENANAAaOkkOHjew
What are you gonna do to me? I476Please respect copyright.PENANA8aedQhJKpT
think you've committed murder, so476Please respect copyright.PENANAPttDTweblh
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the476Please respect copyright.PENANA91KFfj1roj
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his476Please respect copyright.PENANA257TYksPiS
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE476Please respect copyright.PENANAgzsl4bWqiz
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do476Please respect copyright.PENANAdKrUjjDFEd
this.
BETELGEUSE476Please respect copyright.PENANAYeBAamw2gU
I'm going to finish him!476Please respect copyright.PENANAQjbm4ytErN
Constantine, I'm going to finish476Please respect copyright.PENANAXKTDYQm3q3
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked476Please respect copyright.PENANArTPA7GiUob
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER476Please respect copyright.PENANARVgMzkNBnt
(holds up his arm in476Please respect copyright.PENANAHLWxNjNjQf
protest)476Please respect copyright.PENANAGOp4lP85cZ
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He476Please respect copyright.PENANAERdp9Qhc9v
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with476Please respect copyright.PENANAXE0eu2O8Ie
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's476Please respect copyright.PENANAtkedyYZ5yJ
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.476Please respect copyright.PENANA0IhIkuX5Si
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE476Please respect copyright.PENANAw9K6GWxhuT
He was mine, and I stole him from476Please respect copyright.PENANAnbHZ07PeV7
you. He was my revenge. Now you476Please respect copyright.PENANAlt24mLcm16
will pay for your disobedience. He476Please respect copyright.PENANAgIoDDwjvM3
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is476Please respect copyright.PENANADHRoshUPiC
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he476Please respect copyright.PENANAs37jgDixbe
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then476Please respect copyright.PENANAHQUa7iBqkD
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN476Please respect copyright.PENANAKTwtnwCQA9
(awake)476Please respect copyright.PENANAvHY6LH7ITI
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his476Please respect copyright.PENANALThH7CdEYm
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the476Please respect copyright.PENANAyMNaWRyUtR
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is476Please respect copyright.PENANA01nqa5ffPj
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE476Please respect copyright.PENANA60sYE2EtTr
You still have a chance. Let go of476Please respect copyright.PENANAaMMtkGQXzX
my hand. If you allow my hand to476Please respect copyright.PENANAMNuPAAru6y
come off of you, you will end up476Please respect copyright.PENANA6woy4aZgal
just like your friend.476Please respect copyright.PENANAsZzDNleY24
(tries to pry the hand off476Please respect copyright.PENANA0yOaJ0orjy
of his head)476Please respect copyright.PENANATSiP3z9s5N
It can't be. No. No. He's still476Please respect copyright.PENANAF9WwMJLNhB
alive!476Please respect copyright.PENANAtXMRk8NDmZ
(falls to his knees)476Please respect copyright.PENANAa2Kwzv2bR9
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE476Please respect copyright.PENANAThLHSQxigD
(from a distance)476Please respect copyright.PENANA5q0BlJBKJW
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN476Please respect copyright.PENANAtlg4Ph21M6
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the476Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5MaPOBWSx
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN476Please respect copyright.PENANAj88f9BLHRA
(beat)476Please respect copyright.PENANASToPal9gGc
I can't get it. I can't pull it476Please respect copyright.PENANAPcWZgCpleF
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into476Please respect copyright.PENANAgm1eI7E8tu
the forest.
BETELGEUSE476Please respect copyright.PENANA8JcwW2R5ZT
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE476Please respect copyright.PENANApIVmOYePwg
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the476Please respect copyright.PENANA2pCNlQQmuD
Batmobile.
BATMAN476Please respect copyright.PENANA1N72yjGARP
(screams in pain)476Please respect copyright.PENANAmzUaKBjuT1
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into476Please respect copyright.PENANASHjHLhJUsM
the forest.
BEATELAGE476Please respect copyright.PENANAoTKnC1jN6g
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE476Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZEIAYwrmV
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN476Please respect copyright.PENANAjxjiBcby73
(is so weak he can barely476Please respect copyright.PENANAN8zqvoFQyQ
stand)476Please respect copyright.PENANArvjuzWxAif
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into476Please respect copyright.PENANAKyxTF1ZRMQ
the forest.
BEATELAGE476Please respect copyright.PENANAtYwVR0b2wl
(passionate)476Please respect copyright.PENANAe3laJ7TYp3
Don't let them drag you off this476Please respect copyright.PENANANEA6Y4Xax9
beat.
BETELGEUSE 476Please respect copyright.PENANAzqaQDzbW63
(peers at the Batman)476Please respect copyright.PENANA2JhsVYlZ8w
Is that all? Do you really want to476Please respect copyright.PENANAbgtpHa0W2h
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 476Please respect copyright.PENANA0MAoTUmEpU
(ashamed)476Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZT1VCeXww
Don't say it. Take a peek in the476Please respect copyright.PENANAWgatsN1ELD
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,476Please respect copyright.PENANArtja0VhVdq
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT476Please respect copyright.PENANA3zIxGc6v6V