北冥有魚,其名為鯤。528Please respect copyright.PENANA7MKXUhwhKj
鬼島上有個黨,叫凹民黨。528Please respect copyright.PENANAPN79Pxs5fL
528Please respect copyright.PENANAzDWaT0TVYJ
鯤之大,不知幾千里也。528Please respect copyright.PENANAUR2jD2j4BI
這個凹民黨呢,是很有錢的,黨產多得數都數不清…528Please respect copyright.PENANADXzwyNBPal
528Please respect copyright.PENANAfI5eToZNWD
化而為鳥,其名為鵬,528Please respect copyright.PENANAE2b5XGJa0y
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨,叫民凹黨,528Please respect copyright.PENANAASULekob8d
528Please respect copyright.PENANA6LPpmkILyD
鵬之背,不知幾千里也。528Please respect copyright.PENANAQIePWMEJKz
這個民凹黨也很有錢,財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…528Please respect copyright.PENANAABjvuM7EB6
528Please respect copyright.PENANAfBs658fVi3
怒而飛,其翼若垂天之雲,528Please respect copyright.PENANA6WDNXOGnwx
這個民凹黨一出來,聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓,528Please respect copyright.PENANAECxWyI2yjs
528Please respect copyright.PENANAPkUze0eQvX
是鳥也,海運將徙於南冥,528Please respect copyright.PENANAXcbqLna9CW
這個黨啊,等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去,528Please respect copyright.PENANAsfbNMwcsHE
528Please respect copyright.PENANACbiCJ777Jo
南冥者,天池也。528Please respect copyright.PENANAuWdHilKdak
秀場,就是鬼島的權力核心…528Please respect copyright.PENANAtdGtIYmRHu
528Please respect copyright.PENANAW9pwMahtbl
528Please respect copyright.PENANA48ZbabVFWI
528Please respect copyright.PENANASGIMmQSvyk
齊諧者,志怪者也,諧之言曰:528Please respect copyright.PENANA606btulAfE
稽氏世界紀錄,專門記載前所未有的事情,它裡面就記載著:528Please respect copyright.PENANAMvxSxjxLUw
528Please respect copyright.PENANANRZucpWRlD
鵬之徙於南冥,水擊三千里,528Please respect copyright.PENANAvZku62MWj6
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時,光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里,528Please respect copyright.PENANAV0o8fWfJsM
528Please respect copyright.PENANAMRJWiNnZVy
摶扶搖而直上九萬里,去以六月息者也。528Please respect copyright.PENANA02DqYQ9Be3
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成,就靠用不完的現金…528Please respect copyright.PENANAi2GaCTawN6
528Please respect copyright.PENANAHwOzx8sWmH
野馬也,塵埃也,生物以息相吹也528Please respect copyright.PENANAc81vd385YD
滿山遍野的廣告,鋪天蓋地的文宣,還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…528Please respect copyright.PENANADhWixYDAcY
528Please respect copyright.PENANAY18DQa7tWL
天之蒼蒼,其正色邪?其遠而無所至極邪?528Please respect copyright.PENANAqe0HSfeb3w
天天喊著要政治清明,可是政治真的清明?還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心?528Please respect copyright.PENANAEukoNdhdm6
528Please respect copyright.PENANASfLqCcQa86
其視下,亦若是則己矣。528Please respect copyright.PENANAXiF7LkYoXy
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中,當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了!528Please respect copyright.PENANAmzS3pfbl85
528Please respect copyright.PENANAOUvUjRXHXS
528Please respect copyright.PENANA3dcB7NSW5C
528Please respect copyright.PENANARfeWZLqN9Z
且夫水之積也不厚,則負大舟也無力,528Please respect copyright.PENANANeqrNvGvgu
在鬼島上人氣不夠,就撈不了什麼錢,528Please respect copyright.PENANAnIr5MjyqI1
528Please respect copyright.PENANAGfcxrGGD8b
覆杯水於坳堂之上,則芥為之舟,528Please respect copyright.PENANAQil08RaAb1
只要人氣足以選上縣長,七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1,528Please respect copyright.PENANA73hfGrD58H
528Please respect copyright.PENANAwJj591h4ke
置杯則膠,水淺而舟大也。528Please respect copyright.PENANAckSadIdd7H
可是想搞出個海角七億,這樣的地位就還是太低…528Please respect copyright.PENANAvqd5phUmtt
528Please respect copyright.PENANA0xvsSr7FSA
故九萬里,則風斯在下矣,528Please respect copyright.PENANAamCgiKeG6L
所以要弄出九成的支持率,先用大量的現金在背後支持。528Please respect copyright.PENANAFc6TpnCDEJ
528Please respect copyright.PENANA15JC4IO5rI
而後乃今掊風,背負青天而莫之閼者,而後乃今圖南528Please respect copyright.PENANAyoFvUYSWlC
然後把持媒體操弄輿論,人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓,然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…528Please respect copyright.PENANA0iGbyHwz7q
528Please respect copyright.PENANA8yYKKqrFCr
528Please respect copyright.PENANAki0uhRx15A
528Please respect copyright.PENANAVA2al9qRyK
蜩與學鳩笑之曰:我決起而飛,槍榆枋而止,528Please respect copyright.PENANA5WM88w9jt4
小確幸們笑著說:我們本本份份的當個勞工,一例一休,528Please respect copyright.PENANANZedHHNa9R
528Please respect copyright.PENANAlJ9nPMqm1n
時則不至而控於地而已矣,奚以九萬里而南為?528Please respect copyright.PENANAXm6u9wX84O
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排,幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政?528Please respect copyright.PENANA53YcjUmWCE
528Please respect copyright.PENANAQGPAWt671l
適蒼莽者,三滄而反,腹猶果然,528Please respect copyright.PENANAz3crTSJtcg
欠銀行一萬,三個月叫你還清,順便跟你收個循環利息,528Please respect copyright.PENANAlFHwAhmhk3
528Please respect copyright.PENANAI32aSgbbMi
適百里者,宿舂糧,528Please respect copyright.PENANAKEIlS09kSS
欠銀行一百萬,廿年要你還清,528Please respect copyright.PENANAWVG9zG5Oko
528Please respect copyright.PENANAyj5TUUWlRB
適千里者,三月眾糧,之二蟲又何知?528Please respect copyright.PENANAQrg34trNeK
但是只要欠銀行三億,銀行就是你家開的,你小確幸懂個屁!528Please respect copyright.PENANAqo43mT7pne
528Please respect copyright.PENANAmjHomMvfGF
528Please respect copyright.PENANApHlNCst5g8
528Please respect copyright.PENANAyGTZ6JMAKw
小知不及大知,小年不及大年,奚以知其然也?528Please respect copyright.PENANATQOapL8uZi
聘僱不如正職,鐵飯碗不如金湯匙,你知道為什麼嗎?528Please respect copyright.PENANALG8R9hljn0
528Please respect copyright.PENANAvSMrC5jmln
朝菌不知晦朔,蟪蛄不知春秋,此小年也。528Please respect copyright.PENANAkXUof4gWK3
台電爭年終,公務員爭勞退,這些就叫鐵飯碗…528Please respect copyright.PENANAD9ESOafj5b
528Please respect copyright.PENANA19XPfcCk8I
楚之南有冥靈者,以五百年為春,五百年為秋。528Please respect copyright.PENANAYuj6pxleoK
鬼島有些選秀世家,爸爸掛了兒子選,兒子關了媳婦選,528Please respect copyright.PENANAgvu6VYfopA
528Please respect copyright.PENANAgFg5QVbatm
上古有大樁者,以八千歲為春,八千歲為秋,此大年也。528Please respect copyright.PENANAzUZ9dWnlva
以前的總統老死,位子還能交接給兒子,這是所謂的金湯匙…528Please respect copyright.PENANAWSA6Ss8k0B
528Please respect copyright.PENANAryrinjwseP
而彭祖乃今以久特聞,眾人匹之,不亦悲乎!528Please respect copyright.PENANA7Z6D9K9SGQ
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴,大家就羨慕嫉妒恨,真是夠可悲的了…528Please respect copyright.PENANAVTx8XDBf9P
528Please respect copyright.PENANAMsr9WxNBZJ
528Please respect copyright.PENANAFXWo1mO9hb
528Please respect copyright.PENANAIcC2QaZYED
湯之問棘也是已:528Please respect copyright.PENANALwsBCgHDo6
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著:528Please respect copyright.PENANAnq16DoaJKq
528Please respect copyright.PENANAB1Gr2b5yOm
窮髮之北有冥海者,天池也。528Please respect copyright.PENANApfYFsisdpL
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方,是鬼島的權力核心,528Please respect copyright.PENANAIGsY9jBsZP
528Please respect copyright.PENANAguThkdJoIB
有魚焉,其廣數千里,未有知其脩者,其名為鯤528Please respect copyright.PENANAGltlHSdUu2
秀場裡面有一個黨,它的資產雄厚,從來沒有人能查個明白,這個黨就是凹民黨…528Please respect copyright.PENANAmOn6KxM4Ra
528Please respect copyright.PENANAFKTFQ48wVN
有鳥焉,其名為鵬,528Please respect copyright.PENANAaPJrJjhiuB
另外又有一個黨,叫民凹黨,528Please respect copyright.PENANA7zlVJE3hLI
528Please respect copyright.PENANAEFNUEsElYp
背若泰山,翼若垂天之雲,摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里,528Please respect copyright.PENANA6TOLkRbJgT
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山,黨羽遍佈鬼島,民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…528Please respect copyright.PENANAKTIljpf0SX
528Please respect copyright.PENANAshz38VRm55
絕雲氣,負青天,然後圖南,且適南冥也。528Please respect copyright.PENANA7wBUsEe0s2
把持了宣傳媒體,背負著拯救鬼島的使命,朝著掌權歛財前進…528Please respect copyright.PENANAGooMLPIKCp
528Please respect copyright.PENANAFofnlT3aAv
斥鴳笑之曰:彼且奚適也?528Please respect copyright.PENANA8nI5IISfOg
名嘴就笑他們說,這票人底到打算要玩多大呢?528Please respect copyright.PENANAlgctSFdFUS
528Please respect copyright.PENANAPFS55e4pQP
我騰躍而上,不過數仞而下,528Please respect copyright.PENANAWNJDMspCRI
我每天上網PO文,混個點閱率一二千,528Please respect copyright.PENANAxqsPKnQEhX
528Please respect copyright.PENANA5W2ouDJVRk
翱翔蓬蒿之閒,此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也?528Please respect copyright.PENANAg0CticvdRE
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃,這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了,搞這麼大…至於嗎?528Please respect copyright.PENANAe7nz6gK5lL
528Please respect copyright.PENANAyvX2fxUhWH
此大小之辯也。528Please respect copyright.PENANAKfewH1SKxv
這!就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊!528Please respect copyright.PENANA6gnJ5jM1TI
528Please respect copyright.PENANAsIFUv8KpA2
528Please respect copyright.PENANA8mSBkeO9Se
528Please respect copyright.PENANADkwQGjb0ee
故夫知效一官,行比一鄉,528Please respect copyright.PENANAXSGa7PoGCx
所以,買了個美國大學文憑,當了個黨團書記,528Please respect copyright.PENANAvZ4bldB4F4
528Please respect copyright.PENANAaVHQHG0IFn
德合一君,而徵一國之君者,其自視也亦若此矣。528Please respect copyright.PENANArBT0DOv0hW
能拍好總統馬屁,耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名,說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。528Please respect copyright.PENANAyPzosI96Sj
528Please respect copyright.PENANA2ym5i3WQ9H
而宋榮子猶然笑之。528Please respect copyright.PENANAwInjqzWhJl
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊~528Please respect copyright.PENANA75DCEus8pH
528Please respect copyright.PENANAR8MSiewgh3
且舉世而譽之而不加勸,舉世而非之而不加沮。528Please respect copyright.PENANAoqa9Wlnv5a
像宋先生這種人,就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子,他也不會因此滿足,就算全天下的人都想為難他,他也不會因此而放棄的…528Please respect copyright.PENANASoGBIs0usw
528Please respect copyright.PENANAqXx77ZFZJO
定乎內外之分,辯乎榮辱之竟,斯己矣。528Please respect copyright.PENANAcOK61PCfRS
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異,無視世人的毁譽,也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界,這算是極致了。528Please respect copyright.PENANAx1NOTSL05k
528Please respect copyright.PENANA6Cal5Idhx3
彼其於世未數數然也。雖然,猶未有樹也。528Please respect copyright.PENANAOgivrLN3zD
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面,己經很了不起了,雖然最後沒有成功…528Please respect copyright.PENANAPyVWqoG81v
528Please respect copyright.PENANADmBKbQaAdB
528Please respect copyright.PENANAplfYcob5IM
528Please respect copyright.PENANAOZqQd5w8pc
夫列子御風而行,泠然善也,528Please respect copyright.PENANAbxftpAbL8I
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡,真夠輕髮愜意的了,528Please respect copyright.PENANA2oI1FkBOyh
528Please respect copyright.PENANACt98whuaKT
旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者,未數數然。528Please respect copyright.PENANAFP5cRmGaqz
足足掌權四十年,他們連對於福份,運氣這些的,都己經不用再去努力強求了。528Please respect copyright.PENANArw4jrhNNl9
528Please respect copyright.PENANAxN1FbKiCyQ
此雖免乎行,猶有所待者也。528Please respect copyright.PENANAhBULQ5VJM2
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已,畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子,算不上是完全的成功,528Please respect copyright.PENANAsY9BU0crGx
528Please respect copyright.PENANA4hYgCHsRd0
夫乘天地之正,而御六氣之辯,以遊無窮者,彼且惡乎待哉!528Please respect copyright.PENANAtp5fIhTNra
要是可以真正懂得收買民心,操縱輿論,將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步,那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。528Please respect copyright.PENANA0RAjivJgxF
528Please respect copyright.PENANAmP03Ru46tY
故曰:至人無己,神人無功,聖人無名。528Please respect copyright.PENANAJuIBEp9hBm
所以說:厲害的人不要命,黑心的人不怕關,無敵的人不要臉。528Please respect copyright.PENANASNXJ7OHkul
528Please respect copyright.PENANAyGoGysmC5P
528Please respect copyright.PENANAbjBrFxEAFB
528Please respect copyright.PENANAGke2AezvRJ
堯讓天下于許由,曰:528Please respect copyright.PENANALGYEbYoXav
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子,凌鶴子說:528Please respect copyright.PENANATFl1LKhUNH
528Please respect copyright.PENANAMxvgkG83OT
「日月出矣,而爝火不息,其于光也,不亦難乎!528Please respect copyright.PENANAsjWKWoOoEL
貴公子住帝寶,我還住在舊公寓,和他相比,我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去!528Please respect copyright.PENANA48HxboN8iJ
528Please respect copyright.PENANAUSomBmFeI3
時雨降矣,而猶浸灌,其于澤也,不亦勞乎!528Please respect copyright.PENANAPt9KTNKq5R
您是鬼島大富豪,我還在挪用總統特支費,加減貼補家計,真是夠辛苦的!528Please respect copyright.PENANA8ODTJDcsif
528Please respect copyright.PENANAWzDmd1nQ4C
夫子立而天下治,而我猶尸之,528Please respect copyright.PENANAD85YdTuFPd
您不做生意就能賺大錢,還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費,而我還坐在這個位子上,528Please respect copyright.PENANAbJkMUUiuM4
528Please respect copyright.PENANAO3Scx6jkuE
吾自視缺然。請致天下。528Please respect copyright.PENANAdiZ7kceVC9
我自己都覺得說不過去,這個位子還是交還給您好了…528Please respect copyright.PENANAICD1iNHj50
528Please respect copyright.PENANAwEtAbfoi3u
許由曰:「子治天下,天下既已治也,528Please respect copyright.PENANATtelEVIj0V
橫孫子就說了:「你在這個位子上好好的,就穩穩的坐著罷,528Please respect copyright.PENANAtrVvOy4ogd
528Please respect copyright.PENANAMf4xeZdurV
而我猶代子,吾將為名乎?528Please respect copyright.PENANAaIVqN8oUz6
現在要我來代替你,不知道的人還以為我想出名呢?528Please respect copyright.PENANAH6ybR3Ertv
528Please respect copyright.PENANAUsasptejbn
名者,實之賓也,吾將為賓乎?528Please respect copyright.PENANAg1yg0D83Pz
出名這碼事,是要用花錢買的,你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎?528Please respect copyright.PENANAMoSlLXrwPi
528Please respect copyright.PENANAD2QeqkUrkf
鷦鷯巢于深林,不過一枝;528Please respect copyright.PENANASxpo7GnB7S
男人的屁股再大,也就需要一個位子,528Please respect copyright.PENANA0aMyeXLEAT
528Please respect copyright.PENANA8Diq4KM8Lf
偃鼠飲河,不過滿腹。528Please respect copyright.PENANAhV7OyVRcCH
地位再高,也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委!528Please respect copyright.PENANAwI9VcBeFh4
528Please respect copyright.PENANARBP9MYH1cX
歸休乎君,予無所用天下為!528Please respect copyright.PENANAOqQsAYvl1R
收回去自己用吧,你那個位子我早就不稀罕了!528Please respect copyright.PENANA4QI6GgEhiv
528Please respect copyright.PENANAeKAXTtlHcg
庖人雖不治庖,尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。528Please respect copyright.PENANANKJtdEjH06
就算你自己的位子不想坐,我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…528Please respect copyright.PENANAeLOW0uklGa
528Please respect copyright.PENANAt2pNKSQfMk
528Please respect copyright.PENANAbChcsS0Gbm
528Please respect copyright.PENANA6iwRxZsBgM
肩吾問于連叔曰:「吾聞言于接輿,大而無當,往而不返。528Please respect copyright.PENANAfUczHCsN7w
小張跟老蔡說:「我聽老郭這個人說話,誇大不實,不著邊際。528Please respect copyright.PENANAUgOuippBTW
528Please respect copyright.PENANA1ifKpmNR9R
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也,大有徑庭,不近人情焉。528Please respect copyright.PENANAXhmPHaOj6u
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點,完全不合常理…528Please respect copyright.PENANAfLUsrwxPyV
528Please respect copyright.PENANAJJ7VZISyI1
連叔曰:「其言謂何哉?」528Please respect copyright.PENANA0tMircrKIA
老蔡問:他是說什麼得罪到你了呀?528Please respect copyright.PENANAj0ydgA3uac
528Please respect copyright.PENANADVIrGgkrYU
曰:藐姑射之山,有神人居焉。528Please respect copyright.PENANAz1G7rUTp01
小張說:老郭說他在杜拜,認識了一群神人,528Please respect copyright.PENANAd3Y3XDXXf9
528Please respect copyright.PENANAQLNTpzjIcU
肌膚若冰雪,淖約若處子;528Please respect copyright.PENANAps8g9BHFl2
每個都是白種猶太人,高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。528Please respect copyright.PENANAeVxPLQnDn2
528Please respect copyright.PENANAvd6TJ2uepE
不食五谷,吸風飲露;528Please respect copyright.PENANAZX83LGZtRr
只吃特級牛排,喝最高級的礦泉水;528Please respect copyright.PENANAZu6Bb0ZT9A
528Please respect copyright.PENANAN4wbIhVrVp
乘雲氣,御飛龍,而游乎四海之外;528Please respect copyright.PENANAnBAfNpCcLT
車是數不清的法拉利,開私人飛機,想要什麼有什麼!想去那裡去那裡!;528Please respect copyright.PENANAvupdk2UVmd
528Please respect copyright.PENANA9apjrxhGU2
其神凝,使物不疵癘而年谷熟。528Please respect copyright.PENANAPMaGagBAHz
那些神人一點頭,荒地上也能長出黃金。528Please respect copyright.PENANAKfx1qLVbSi
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吾以是狂而不信也。528Please respect copyright.PENANAiqQfswowvq
我想:這傢伙一定是瘋了,懶得理他…528Please respect copyright.PENANALJiNzq3mhF
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連叔曰:「然,瞽者無以與乎文章之觀,聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。528Please respect copyright.PENANAsoueDI26Vl
老蔡說:「也對啦!瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣,聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。528Please respect copyright.PENANAkK2Ebck5M8
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉?夫知亦有之。是其言也,猶時女也。528Please respect copyright.PENANAKYgtVGrXps
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子,腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的,這些話,就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊~528Please respect copyright.PENANAGazaYuhxfv
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之人也,之德也,將旁礡萬物以為一,528Please respect copyright.PENANAoEBuYFU8yU
那些人啊,他們的資產,可以說是這世上最多的了,528Please respect copyright.PENANAjVmtrXAzE0
528Please respect copyright.PENANAPJPFeMlAcu
世蘄乎亂,孰弊弊焉以天下為事!528Please respect copyright.PENANAA3OIwgZf7S
就算天下大亂,他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊!528Please respect copyright.PENANAqVBErQIeg7
528Please respect copyright.PENANAy0L818Wtpu
之人也,物莫之傷,大浸稽天而不溺,528Please respect copyright.PENANAjUBbpu9yAc
這些人啊!有私人軍隊保護,世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的,就算遇上滅世大洪水,他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了,528Please respect copyright.PENANAuMtaNmu9io
528Please respect copyright.PENANAG4PCQmGkVD
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。528Please respect copyright.PENANAwPOD6kDzgd
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。528Please respect copyright.PENANAqp90T1eZcV
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是其塵垢秕糠,將猶陶鑄堯舜者也,孰肯以物為事!528Please respect copyright.PENANAUABrsDdEcG
只要他把身上的零錢給你,要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情,他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…528Please respect copyright.PENANAkwAp3Boa64
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宋人次章甫而適越,越人斷發文身,無所用之。528Please respect copyright.PENANAmo8dJX9rKi
小紅到歐洲賣手機,結果老外都用蘋果,機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有,528Please respect copyright.PENANAx3WF1uSmSQ
528Please respect copyright.PENANA6qHkgsXtGf
堯治天下之民,平海內之政。528Please respect copyright.PENANAQERmGSNx1q
金三胖統治著高麗棒子,專制獨裁好不威風,528Please respect copyright.PENANAkNSteTv06v
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往見四子藐姑射之山,汾水之陽,杳然喪其天下焉。528Please respect copyright.PENANANnY2oLifQm
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜,維京群島,最後失魂落魄,灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。528Please respect copyright.PENANAHNl43IiUTf
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惠子謂莊子曰:「魏王貽我大瓠之种,我樹之成而實五石。528Please respect copyright.PENANASqTev9Ber0
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說:「退素君給我派了個任務,讓我接管那個林家醫院528Please respect copyright.PENANArd429mZ25v
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以盛水漿,其堅不能自舉也。528Please respect copyright.PENANA3Z4i9nfLyV
那個醫院是搞慈善的,根本就沒有油水。528Please respect copyright.PENANAOJBGLiUvZr
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剖之以為瓢,則瓠落無所容。528Please respect copyright.PENANAM9imwujRCc
想要經營那個醫院,又擔心它賺不了錢。528Please respect copyright.PENANAavMlhdJOgn
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非不呺然大也,吾為其無用而掊之。」528Please respect copyright.PENANAeQRvjXv8QE
雖然看起來位高權重,可是實際上就是沒用啊~528Please respect copyright.PENANA3I6gjlGm5Q
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莊子曰:「夫子固拙于用大矣。528Please respect copyright.PENANA7f4TOqEacp
焱生君說:「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。528Please respect copyright.PENANAniL50Q7exn
528Please respect copyright.PENANA4g8nUBGK3w
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者,世世以洴澼洸為事。528Please respect copyright.PENANA6AY7YrE4LV
鬼島這地方最多農夫,世世代代種田為生。528Please respect copyright.PENANALBn1vDEvKy
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客聞之,請買其方百金。528Please respect copyright.PENANAmrAlyNcd3d
外地的人來了之後,用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。528Please respect copyright.PENANABqujuL0Vcq
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聚族而謀之曰:我世世為洴澼洸,不過數金。528Please respect copyright.PENANAuoqDnovoSq
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說:我們世世代代種田,只不過可以討口飯吃,528Please respect copyright.PENANAz3pYuqnlRh
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今一朝而鬻技百金,請与之。528Please respect copyright.PENANAxeIvqsttMu
今天把這些地賣給他們,一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子,就賣了吧。528Please respect copyright.PENANAVgRNQ0KBCq
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客得之,以說吳王。越有難,吳王使之將。528Please respect copyright.PENANA2JOn71vD7B
外地來的人得到地後,投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃,老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持!528Please respect copyright.PENANAhbwclyHguS
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冬,与越人水戰,大敗越人,裂地而封之。528Please respect copyright.PENANA7IhQc2YS4Y
沒多久,農地上就蓋起了房子,外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆,搖身一變成為鬼島富豪,528Please respect copyright.PENANAzIlY6mK76i
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能不龜手一也,或以封,或不免于洴澼洸,則所用之异也。528Please respect copyright.PENANAfU1Av4qkVV
同樣是農地,有的人拿來賺大錢,有的人卻只能種種田,那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…528Please respect copyright.PENANAjn4uZF2UfE
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今子有五石之瓠,何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖,528Please respect copyright.PENANAJkrNPdNgXJ
現在你管了那個林家醫院,不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來,528Please respect copyright.PENANAlQzmCfr58w
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而憂其瓠落無所容?528Please respect copyright.PENANAzntE74rXcv
居然在擔心它賺不了錢?528Please respect copyright.PENANA7vTcdj5hW6
528Please respect copyright.PENANAHk75cXzjTS
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫!528Please respect copyright.PENANAoUkzLsxM04
在我看來,你的腦袋裝大便啊~528Please respect copyright.PENANAH008ZAIYol
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惠子謂莊子曰:吾有大樹,人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨,528Please respect copyright.PENANAgRMQOf5d58
定一君又說了:我有一個孫子,人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動,528Please respect copyright.PENANA2w9otp66kD
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂,匠者不顧。528Please respect copyright.PENANAwS7VxQB6b6
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去,國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。528Please respect copyright.PENANAX3IugdscDA
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今子之言,大而無用,眾所同去也。528Please respect copyright.PENANAP8HQOc2qAP
現在你說的話,也像他這個人一樣,大而無用啊,沒有人會去相信你說的~528Please respect copyright.PENANAsiyaE6E7yz
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莊子曰:子獨不見狸狌乎?卑身而伏,以候敖者;528Please respect copyright.PENANAs9Jl2WMesA
焱生君回答說:你沒有看到你的手下嗎?卑躬屈膝,等著你下命令;528Please respect copyright.PENANAASITzAIRnm
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東西跳梁,不避高下;中于机辟,死于罔罟。528Please respect copyright.PENANANt8YUeCgri
東奔西跑,不辭辛勞;還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話,還得被推出來背黑鍋…528Please respect copyright.PENANAEQDCrRy0YL
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今夫嫠牛,其大若垂天之云。528Please respect copyright.PENANAGlPOiYVuN3
現在老爺子的資政,有終身俸,平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了,528Please respect copyright.PENANAkw8kMB7mrS
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此能為大矣,而不能執鼠。528Please respect copyright.PENANAb20LZje0Lk
可是你問他老婆,他一定不會修馬桶,這也就是說,大的東西,也要用在合適的地方啊~528Please respect copyright.PENANAjs7Jo8TNT7
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今子有大樹,患其無用,何不樹之于無何有之鄉,廣莫之野,528Please respect copyright.PENANAkUDJSVpo7E
現在你有這麼個孫子,你怕他沒出息,幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司,讓他去當個空頭董事長528Please respect copyright.PENANA9tW2liyGH4
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彷徨乎無為其側,逍遙乎寢臥其下。528Please respect copyright.PENANArwSzV6KOif
只管錢砸作業績,愛怎麼搞由他去,528Please respect copyright.PENANAUV3Ci9pH9d
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不夭斤斧,物無害者,無所可用,安所困苦哉!528Please respect copyright.PENANArCfDyu4oQo
不出風頭就不會吃子彈,低調生活就不會被人批,沒有用處,也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊~528Please respect copyright.PENANA5XyostofvW
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結論:大人的世界好骯髒……