北冥有魚,其名為鯤。507Please respect copyright.PENANAzDrja6KTZ5
鬼島上有個黨,叫凹民黨。507Please respect copyright.PENANAedaU0C20a9
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鯤之大,不知幾千里也。507Please respect copyright.PENANAznZKqRNfCe
這個凹民黨呢,是很有錢的,黨產多得數都數不清…507Please respect copyright.PENANAe5xeVcwVeH
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化而為鳥,其名為鵬,507Please respect copyright.PENANA9bqghCgeb1
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨,叫民凹黨,507Please respect copyright.PENANA0RyM5Odc1p
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鵬之背,不知幾千里也。507Please respect copyright.PENANAF3uG5aWTgH
這個民凹黨也很有錢,財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…507Please respect copyright.PENANABgaRMOvjzi
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怒而飛,其翼若垂天之雲,507Please respect copyright.PENANAVGF2UKW9H3
這個民凹黨一出來,聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓,507Please respect copyright.PENANAim9ii22iw7
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是鳥也,海運將徙於南冥,507Please respect copyright.PENANADMCyRUeriA
這個黨啊,等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去,507Please respect copyright.PENANANchtAxXUUp
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南冥者,天池也。507Please respect copyright.PENANA6UD6wJALj1
秀場,就是鬼島的權力核心…507Please respect copyright.PENANAvOEYqN46Is
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齊諧者,志怪者也,諧之言曰:507Please respect copyright.PENANApzDbOZYmmI
稽氏世界紀錄,專門記載前所未有的事情,它裡面就記載著:507Please respect copyright.PENANAlGEMsYH4Xa
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鵬之徙於南冥,水擊三千里,507Please respect copyright.PENANAVnna8etQvE
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時,光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里,507Please respect copyright.PENANAxZZ6hVnxmQ
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里,去以六月息者也。507Please respect copyright.PENANAvrRUzFBalp
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成,就靠用不完的現金…507Please respect copyright.PENANApNuKkiHhPO
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野馬也,塵埃也,生物以息相吹也507Please respect copyright.PENANAkTYXvmhRly
滿山遍野的廣告,鋪天蓋地的文宣,還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…507Please respect copyright.PENANA7JmVamOxvJ
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天之蒼蒼,其正色邪?其遠而無所至極邪?507Please respect copyright.PENANAfQQnc7NFm4
天天喊著要政治清明,可是政治真的清明?還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心?507Please respect copyright.PENANAK6EThspIxf
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其視下,亦若是則己矣。507Please respect copyright.PENANAniWKxT40TP
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中,當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了!507Please respect copyright.PENANAnx80fpWqwe
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且夫水之積也不厚,則負大舟也無力,507Please respect copyright.PENANAT1U6tUlDpi
在鬼島上人氣不夠,就撈不了什麼錢,507Please respect copyright.PENANATSExP5s1FF
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覆杯水於坳堂之上,則芥為之舟,507Please respect copyright.PENANAUUoHSXn5ag
只要人氣足以選上縣長,七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1,507Please respect copyright.PENANAiWSx7X3eUN
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置杯則膠,水淺而舟大也。507Please respect copyright.PENANAxjLTboOPyW
可是想搞出個海角七億,這樣的地位就還是太低…507Please respect copyright.PENANA35dvAlwNCd
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故九萬里,則風斯在下矣,507Please respect copyright.PENANAnOFjIx3qw9
所以要弄出九成的支持率,先用大量的現金在背後支持。507Please respect copyright.PENANAjfjIybqXZC
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而後乃今掊風,背負青天而莫之閼者,而後乃今圖南507Please respect copyright.PENANA9cER2Z2qxP
然後把持媒體操弄輿論,人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓,然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…507Please respect copyright.PENANALpm5cDfwj1
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰:我決起而飛,槍榆枋而止,507Please respect copyright.PENANAXblg0405ya
小確幸們笑著說:我們本本份份的當個勞工,一例一休,507Please respect copyright.PENANATlAbJwl0ZQ
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時則不至而控於地而已矣,奚以九萬里而南為?507Please respect copyright.PENANAkOS5MONz2W
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排,幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政?507Please respect copyright.PENANAgZUy5KjBhP
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適蒼莽者,三滄而反,腹猶果然,507Please respect copyright.PENANAkZzBfSXlnk
欠銀行一萬,三個月叫你還清,順便跟你收個循環利息,507Please respect copyright.PENANAou2ZwFn1CW
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適百里者,宿舂糧,507Please respect copyright.PENANAOi4O8UVvYl
欠銀行一百萬,廿年要你還清,507Please respect copyright.PENANA8aPYVTnUKL
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適千里者,三月眾糧,之二蟲又何知?507Please respect copyright.PENANAKaYUAaH4S5
但是只要欠銀行三億,銀行就是你家開的,你小確幸懂個屁!507Please respect copyright.PENANAPG7oCnjDND
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小知不及大知,小年不及大年,奚以知其然也?507Please respect copyright.PENANAmjmD7pnuQC
聘僱不如正職,鐵飯碗不如金湯匙,你知道為什麼嗎?507Please respect copyright.PENANAM247lVF5rj
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朝菌不知晦朔,蟪蛄不知春秋,此小年也。507Please respect copyright.PENANA72GPXkxpPe
台電爭年終,公務員爭勞退,這些就叫鐵飯碗…507Please respect copyright.PENANAX8J7jK2Krz
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楚之南有冥靈者,以五百年為春,五百年為秋。507Please respect copyright.PENANAFggT79LjYM
鬼島有些選秀世家,爸爸掛了兒子選,兒子關了媳婦選,507Please respect copyright.PENANAdxdgBiMg2C
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上古有大樁者,以八千歲為春,八千歲為秋,此大年也。507Please respect copyright.PENANABwuSJVUaiS
以前的總統老死,位子還能交接給兒子,這是所謂的金湯匙…507Please respect copyright.PENANA7bslBF8qzg
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞,眾人匹之,不亦悲乎!507Please respect copyright.PENANAXcIhHXvsLb
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴,大家就羨慕嫉妒恨,真是夠可悲的了…507Please respect copyright.PENANAJFOxKUocRM
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湯之問棘也是已:507Please respect copyright.PENANAyWdPl531e5
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著:507Please respect copyright.PENANAZArhp8OkmV
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窮髮之北有冥海者,天池也。507Please respect copyright.PENANAyNm5VxSYak
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方,是鬼島的權力核心,507Please respect copyright.PENANA1L0omcrbhi
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有魚焉,其廣數千里,未有知其脩者,其名為鯤507Please respect copyright.PENANAU66XZsGSZI
秀場裡面有一個黨,它的資產雄厚,從來沒有人能查個明白,這個黨就是凹民黨…507Please respect copyright.PENANAlEl6708UUK
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有鳥焉,其名為鵬,507Please respect copyright.PENANArSrv7R8rmr
另外又有一個黨,叫民凹黨,507Please respect copyright.PENANAzYOdMqQT7E
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背若泰山,翼若垂天之雲,摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里,507Please respect copyright.PENANAIyNJOYyJ09
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山,黨羽遍佈鬼島,民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…507Please respect copyright.PENANAcREfsFX3Rp
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絕雲氣,負青天,然後圖南,且適南冥也。507Please respect copyright.PENANAM52Rm8Cm9o
把持了宣傳媒體,背負著拯救鬼島的使命,朝著掌權歛財前進…507Please respect copyright.PENANAzhBGxYIKId
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斥鴳笑之曰:彼且奚適也?507Please respect copyright.PENANABHtidv6u0c
名嘴就笑他們說,這票人底到打算要玩多大呢?507Please respect copyright.PENANAyA1wS5ytWh
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我騰躍而上,不過數仞而下,507Please respect copyright.PENANAWlThO3U7jU
我每天上網PO文,混個點閱率一二千,507Please respect copyright.PENANAdw8RVAeI73
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒,此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也?507Please respect copyright.PENANAhcSTxVneXK
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃,這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了,搞這麼大…至於嗎?507Please respect copyright.PENANAcCYuMnQ90P
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此大小之辯也。507Please respect copyright.PENANAJmKbnN1psk
這!就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊!507Please respect copyright.PENANA9T5GGS10mL
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故夫知效一官,行比一鄉,507Please respect copyright.PENANAa1QGjBrSL6
所以,買了個美國大學文憑,當了個黨團書記,507Please respect copyright.PENANAaU7D2jus41
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德合一君,而徵一國之君者,其自視也亦若此矣。507Please respect copyright.PENANAvuVd026hoI
能拍好總統馬屁,耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名,說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。507Please respect copyright.PENANA5X0idsloUn
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。507Please respect copyright.PENANAcY7Cf6Wmwq
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊~507Please respect copyright.PENANAaaU1wxT1h0
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸,舉世而非之而不加沮。507Please respect copyright.PENANAgEZrOhEUIj
像宋先生這種人,就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子,他也不會因此滿足,就算全天下的人都想為難他,他也不會因此而放棄的…507Please respect copyright.PENANAypWXe6dGli
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定乎內外之分,辯乎榮辱之竟,斯己矣。507Please respect copyright.PENANAVbiTGpIvYP
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異,無視世人的毁譽,也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界,這算是極致了。507Please respect copyright.PENANAglME5xToLQ
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然,猶未有樹也。507Please respect copyright.PENANAYHEsR6YnYU
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面,己經很了不起了,雖然最後沒有成功…507Please respect copyright.PENANA9XOCde9dKG
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夫列子御風而行,泠然善也,507Please respect copyright.PENANAJbJGBaoR4T
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡,真夠輕髮愜意的了,507Please respect copyright.PENANAC1LPl8uwVV
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者,未數數然。507Please respect copyright.PENANAwdRhQGzoG1
足足掌權四十年,他們連對於福份,運氣這些的,都己經不用再去努力強求了。507Please respect copyright.PENANAqXfZvOCxbR
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此雖免乎行,猶有所待者也。507Please respect copyright.PENANAVvqIJJZk3f
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已,畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子,算不上是完全的成功,507Please respect copyright.PENANAu9GP0kFg7b
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夫乘天地之正,而御六氣之辯,以遊無窮者,彼且惡乎待哉!507Please respect copyright.PENANAtARkMxNKfC
要是可以真正懂得收買民心,操縱輿論,將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步,那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。507Please respect copyright.PENANAsaaWV0DcAB
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故曰:至人無己,神人無功,聖人無名。507Please respect copyright.PENANAwq3w1f7MyN
所以說:厲害的人不要命,黑心的人不怕關,無敵的人不要臉。507Please respect copyright.PENANAjV9bXuqrkg
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堯讓天下于許由,曰:507Please respect copyright.PENANAeNVfXPiIPe
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子,凌鶴子說:507Please respect copyright.PENANAaj1yqC7YYR
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「日月出矣,而爝火不息,其于光也,不亦難乎!507Please respect copyright.PENANALXDNMLze0W
貴公子住帝寶,我還住在舊公寓,和他相比,我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去!507Please respect copyright.PENANAA16dDN4pHF
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時雨降矣,而猶浸灌,其于澤也,不亦勞乎!507Please respect copyright.PENANArZQWElOSHd
您是鬼島大富豪,我還在挪用總統特支費,加減貼補家計,真是夠辛苦的!507Please respect copyright.PENANAiReeATBT0C
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夫子立而天下治,而我猶尸之,507Please respect copyright.PENANAxdESLEU9VG
您不做生意就能賺大錢,還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費,而我還坐在這個位子上,507Please respect copyright.PENANA3CLSF3FDNA
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。507Please respect copyright.PENANAGlwgWhnxln
我自己都覺得說不過去,這個位子還是交還給您好了…507Please respect copyright.PENANAE3ursaBBtD
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許由曰:「子治天下,天下既已治也,507Please respect copyright.PENANAgNNH3yOSTn
橫孫子就說了:「你在這個位子上好好的,就穩穩的坐著罷,507Please respect copyright.PENANA3C49BKSpSO
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而我猶代子,吾將為名乎?507Please respect copyright.PENANAO3JBDQQoEO
現在要我來代替你,不知道的人還以為我想出名呢?507Please respect copyright.PENANAmt1UxIWBdo
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名者,實之賓也,吾將為賓乎?507Please respect copyright.PENANA9I0jJhWPyW
出名這碼事,是要用花錢買的,你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎?507Please respect copyright.PENANArnn2asDxU6
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鷦鷯巢于深林,不過一枝;507Please respect copyright.PENANAdyzrPsknUP
男人的屁股再大,也就需要一個位子,507Please respect copyright.PENANAuH6qFkUkoj
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偃鼠飲河,不過滿腹。507Please respect copyright.PENANAZx6Oo68JLU
地位再高,也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委!507Please respect copyright.PENANAetGhMfWU1J
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歸休乎君,予無所用天下為!507Please respect copyright.PENANAoUatTkAp3T
收回去自己用吧,你那個位子我早就不稀罕了!507Please respect copyright.PENANAjODxwFjnpJ
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庖人雖不治庖,尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。507Please respect copyright.PENANAWQbBbo8zvQ
就算你自己的位子不想坐,我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…507Please respect copyright.PENANAYpbS3a1wef
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肩吾問于連叔曰:「吾聞言于接輿,大而無當,往而不返。507Please respect copyright.PENANAAT3w5BKVvi
小張跟老蔡說:「我聽老郭這個人說話,誇大不實,不著邊際。507Please respect copyright.PENANAr7R8KTNs7K
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也,大有徑庭,不近人情焉。507Please respect copyright.PENANAxk8Jm13ECM
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點,完全不合常理…507Please respect copyright.PENANAPLnWsH6Xg1
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連叔曰:「其言謂何哉?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAXpUPXOxyiG
老蔡問:他是說什麼得罪到你了呀?507Please respect copyright.PENANA20naKucrY5
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曰:藐姑射之山,有神人居焉。507Please respect copyright.PENANAomqe7Q3W4D
小張說:老郭說他在杜拜,認識了一群神人,507Please respect copyright.PENANAvEBj2OVXdy
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肌膚若冰雪,淖約若處子;507Please respect copyright.PENANAsPulf54f3p
每個都是白種猶太人,高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。507Please respect copyright.PENANAf0zDrLwOIF
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不食五谷,吸風飲露;507Please respect copyright.PENANADAvhXW1mxg
只吃特級牛排,喝最高級的礦泉水;507Please respect copyright.PENANAp07cB557mN
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乘雲氣,御飛龍,而游乎四海之外;507Please respect copyright.PENANA2MIajyI0Eo
車是數不清的法拉利,開私人飛機,想要什麼有什麼!想去那裡去那裡!;507Please respect copyright.PENANADSlNveKYqb
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其神凝,使物不疵癘而年谷熟。507Please respect copyright.PENANACCcaP0Ewoa
那些神人一點頭,荒地上也能長出黃金。507Please respect copyright.PENANA7HcHiApcof
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吾以是狂而不信也。507Please respect copyright.PENANAjJhvJFlFB8
我想:這傢伙一定是瘋了,懶得理他…507Please respect copyright.PENANA0OSjjYBdqL
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連叔曰:「然,瞽者無以與乎文章之觀,聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。507Please respect copyright.PENANAHvYPIBkjWn
老蔡說:「也對啦!瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣,聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。507Please respect copyright.PENANAuceBpTTT7U
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉?夫知亦有之。是其言也,猶時女也。507Please respect copyright.PENANAfnX309Vs2H
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子,腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的,這些話,就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊~507Please respect copyright.PENANAIkr0yXTcwc
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之人也,之德也,將旁礡萬物以為一,507Please respect copyright.PENANAJUEk0GZjS7
那些人啊,他們的資產,可以說是這世上最多的了,507Please respect copyright.PENANAWGuk83uF0F
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世蘄乎亂,孰弊弊焉以天下為事!507Please respect copyright.PENANAaEZE4FJHI6
就算天下大亂,他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊!507Please respect copyright.PENANADUO75t8LF9
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之人也,物莫之傷,大浸稽天而不溺,507Please respect copyright.PENANA6xPvncDx6b
這些人啊!有私人軍隊保護,世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的,就算遇上滅世大洪水,他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了,507Please respect copyright.PENANA23odeN5Dqc
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。507Please respect copyright.PENANAeSwoE3azhC
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。507Please respect copyright.PENANAjbMKa8gtvI
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是其塵垢秕糠,將猶陶鑄堯舜者也,孰肯以物為事!507Please respect copyright.PENANAD0oNTMr2o6
只要他把身上的零錢給你,要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情,他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…507Please respect copyright.PENANAn34LSvLgsF
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宋人次章甫而適越,越人斷發文身,無所用之。507Please respect copyright.PENANAHvqDUSpFk6
小紅到歐洲賣手機,結果老外都用蘋果,機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有,507Please respect copyright.PENANAbcpHnBMR6l
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堯治天下之民,平海內之政。507Please respect copyright.PENANAmz0JMvuDPv
金三胖統治著高麗棒子,專制獨裁好不威風,507Please respect copyright.PENANAbRutpqnhfG
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往見四子藐姑射之山,汾水之陽,杳然喪其天下焉。507Please respect copyright.PENANA6SUDWKNctE
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜,維京群島,最後失魂落魄,灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。507Please respect copyright.PENANA1ULOXJ1Gni
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惠子謂莊子曰:「魏王貽我大瓠之种,我樹之成而實五石。507Please respect copyright.PENANA6TMewHmvyP
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說:「退素君給我派了個任務,讓我接管那個林家醫院507Please respect copyright.PENANAFfggEhjg8b
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以盛水漿,其堅不能自舉也。507Please respect copyright.PENANA2Dlt4PVfRv
那個醫院是搞慈善的,根本就沒有油水。507Please respect copyright.PENANAhFbEjUqzgA
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剖之以為瓢,則瓠落無所容。507Please respect copyright.PENANAk4JiJkjXwl
想要經營那個醫院,又擔心它賺不了錢。507Please respect copyright.PENANAyQsSFs0Wci
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非不呺然大也,吾為其無用而掊之。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAlP7odX0ixd
雖然看起來位高權重,可是實際上就是沒用啊~507Please respect copyright.PENANATJMnG9o5jh
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莊子曰:「夫子固拙于用大矣。507Please respect copyright.PENANAowKR6pt6Ep
焱生君說:「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。507Please respect copyright.PENANAk02qcbOSsg
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者,世世以洴澼洸為事。507Please respect copyright.PENANAC8pF8yYsfp
鬼島這地方最多農夫,世世代代種田為生。507Please respect copyright.PENANAzQh3rIR7bL
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客聞之,請買其方百金。507Please respect copyright.PENANA9a2i1dwlO8
外地的人來了之後,用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。507Please respect copyright.PENANAcKe0UZ2zFR
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聚族而謀之曰:我世世為洴澼洸,不過數金。507Please respect copyright.PENANAJcC07KTSA9
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說:我們世世代代種田,只不過可以討口飯吃,507Please respect copyright.PENANAK5LCaFnKVF
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今一朝而鬻技百金,請与之。507Please respect copyright.PENANAKjHfTF6FN3
今天把這些地賣給他們,一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子,就賣了吧。507Please respect copyright.PENANATgykJDp9Uw
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客得之,以說吳王。越有難,吳王使之將。507Please respect copyright.PENANAi8GLg4eLLi
外地來的人得到地後,投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃,老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持!507Please respect copyright.PENANAtPqQFo79vN
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冬,与越人水戰,大敗越人,裂地而封之。507Please respect copyright.PENANAsvrBr3EXGZ
沒多久,農地上就蓋起了房子,外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆,搖身一變成為鬼島富豪,507Please respect copyright.PENANAWZtaKBvxOq
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能不龜手一也,或以封,或不免于洴澼洸,則所用之异也。507Please respect copyright.PENANAXVOEtNfLuv
同樣是農地,有的人拿來賺大錢,有的人卻只能種種田,那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…507Please respect copyright.PENANAi5ZDMLsRFL
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今子有五石之瓠,何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖,507Please respect copyright.PENANAxUaD64Gv94
現在你管了那個林家醫院,不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來,507Please respect copyright.PENANAg85TbVqKu2
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而憂其瓠落無所容?507Please respect copyright.PENANAnsgAIS1qms
居然在擔心它賺不了錢?507Please respect copyright.PENANAlmKrIN2yot
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫!507Please respect copyright.PENANAF8zayq7rmm
在我看來,你的腦袋裝大便啊~507Please respect copyright.PENANAcvhhNROH8r
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惠子謂莊子曰:吾有大樹,人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨,507Please respect copyright.PENANAqsh9niEiRH
定一君又說了:我有一個孫子,人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動,507Please respect copyright.PENANAVDJFrRaMbJ
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂,匠者不顧。507Please respect copyright.PENANAE5za4yjFOj
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去,國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。507Please respect copyright.PENANALBb1J7DW0x
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今子之言,大而無用,眾所同去也。507Please respect copyright.PENANA20hFaZgT0f
現在你說的話,也像他這個人一樣,大而無用啊,沒有人會去相信你說的~507Please respect copyright.PENANA3EqHuwfXCf
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莊子曰:子獨不見狸狌乎?卑身而伏,以候敖者;507Please respect copyright.PENANAQGzU0CrAIp
焱生君回答說:你沒有看到你的手下嗎?卑躬屈膝,等著你下命令;507Please respect copyright.PENANAuXATEjdu6B
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東西跳梁,不避高下;中于机辟,死于罔罟。507Please respect copyright.PENANAl6KSGrnAMI
東奔西跑,不辭辛勞;還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話,還得被推出來背黑鍋…507Please respect copyright.PENANAaaMz6MO3x4
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今夫嫠牛,其大若垂天之云。507Please respect copyright.PENANA2RcbWMczza
現在老爺子的資政,有終身俸,平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了,507Please respect copyright.PENANAzc63Kg9pOV
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此能為大矣,而不能執鼠。507Please respect copyright.PENANAKaCSZ9jHz0
可是你問他老婆,他一定不會修馬桶,這也就是說,大的東西,也要用在合適的地方啊~507Please respect copyright.PENANA7yKPsuA6Y5
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今子有大樹,患其無用,何不樹之于無何有之鄉,廣莫之野,507Please respect copyright.PENANAgG2UBIhaKG
現在你有這麼個孫子,你怕他沒出息,幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司,讓他去當個空頭董事長507Please respect copyright.PENANAkaVLi00e1R
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彷徨乎無為其側,逍遙乎寢臥其下。507Please respect copyright.PENANAgDs2vvLoLC
只管錢砸作業績,愛怎麼搞由他去,507Please respect copyright.PENANAbe2JC9IWJ6
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不夭斤斧,物無害者,無所可用,安所困苦哉!507Please respect copyright.PENANAHzGG1ovw6N
不出風頭就不會吃子彈,低調生活就不會被人批,沒有用處,也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊~507Please respect copyright.PENANA2PM4IltgYc
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結論:大人的世界好骯髒……