先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,756Please respect copyright.PENANAMj3a0GbtMV
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,756Please respect copyright.PENANAzRBFkgaKW5
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。756Please respect copyright.PENANAlH1CuuHgNz
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。756Please respect copyright.PENANA1RvpCoH453
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。756Please respect copyright.PENANAi8ahAxJ1BX
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,756Please respect copyright.PENANAgUfjK9sxck
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好讀書,不求甚解;756Please respect copyright.PENANAZRMKp5QR7t
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,756Please respect copyright.PENANAqkeQRyXtR5
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。756Please respect copyright.PENANAjsM7Ldh9vn
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。756Please respect copyright.PENANAyhIYeNwuHb
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。756Please respect copyright.PENANAP51QvBH0iX
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。756Please respect copyright.PENANAlu1lKApLuj
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,756Please respect copyright.PENANA7s2xPLT5UJ
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,756Please respect copyright.PENANAcTcx2HlMTs
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;756Please respect copyright.PENANAUKIDLSzzfh
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;756Please respect copyright.PENANAYth7TX3683
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。756Please respect copyright.PENANAYVbW6QLNtp
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。756Please respect copyright.PENANAGOvkyjwSTn
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;756Please respect copyright.PENANAYkP8I6m25U
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,756Please respect copyright.PENANAHiFDkqNCYZ
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。756Please respect copyright.PENANA2CIF2FZ1Ic
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。756Please respect copyright.PENANAL4yvqyqR9y
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。756Please respect copyright.PENANAJmJWjvmu1i
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。756Please respect copyright.PENANAhh3H4ZrT5H
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 756Please respect copyright.PENANAymLSzdHHob
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。756Please respect copyright.PENANAVG2LjXkzFV
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」756Please respect copyright.PENANAbgeol6OMib
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」756Please respect copyright.PENANA7aD0QFIKRG
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,756Please respect copyright.PENANAXGjJIrqd7p
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,756Please respect copyright.PENANAHlNZeBDDfz
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!756Please respect copyright.PENANAW7Q5mdOezO
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?756Please respect copyright.PENANACBTOYguYUi
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!756Please respect copyright.PENANARlOUhWIoqu
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!