Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student166Please respect copyright.PENANAzprDJNzxeH
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer166Please respect copyright.PENANApQiHiuJASl
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student166Please respect copyright.PENANAbYF9Hv4PDq
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1166Please respect copyright.PENANAKUxP2r1Myc
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.166Please respect copyright.PENANAJt8bo9gO0B
*draws a dead person*166Please respect copyright.PENANA5A5Xcxo7xF
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"166Please respect copyright.PENANAYlYMmfaVKc
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 166Please respect copyright.PENANAJJsbwMUhzS
Cycling? [Silence]166Please respect copyright.PENANAzql0c2AFek
Breathe? [Silence]"166Please respect copyright.PENANAF1DNQPBchp
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"166Please respect copyright.PENANA0HHP52Y3co
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?166Please respect copyright.PENANAkBQ2nFl7Sc
Yes? Yeah, good answer.166Please respect copyright.PENANAdqGp4O36y9
Liar."166Please respect copyright.PENANAEL6o1nRDQj
*circles Algebra*166Please respect copyright.PENANAUHdlP5Ldsw
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."166Please respect copyright.PENANAICOh7NHrlT
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."166Please respect copyright.PENANAjONfQCf0fk
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 166Please respect copyright.PENANAXYD3IDok40
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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