我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAgUPmEGeyYg
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAGmVvZrc2WQ
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」177Please respect copyright.PENANA3taUqPxhKQ
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAzOyBJlNhe9
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」177Please respect copyright.PENANA3tZ6B0rUTI
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」177Please respect copyright.PENANA7simpfw0Nb
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」177Please respect copyright.PENANAUfk1UMinmM
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAGr2pTmYZzF
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAkSv7RbPz5F
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAKIEJuMiCo2
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAJd4wb1okuF
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老闆:「我會喎!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAihHNoajsIi
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」177Please respect copyright.PENANApB4bu3NXKQ
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」177Please respect copyright.PENANACfEWkgOIgB
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」177Please respect copyright.PENANA5uuCqK3vDf
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAf4x6qo3gKF
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」177Please respect copyright.PENANAKpqJYfmYi1
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAbPM2GymjSg
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAaWR0WUZyqX
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」177Please respect copyright.PENANALPbWRhEnM1
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAiodUHeeEyM
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAiPwlewhPFF
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAMaAyKG4hZ6
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAW2kUkEvnEz
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAHb9nbGR2ZJ
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAPUij93fcS8
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAIkmm59O5Uz
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」177Please respect copyright.PENANA5BhNBIRPHy
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」177Please respect copyright.PENANA1s0v2mY4By
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAwtSTIF9orX
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAetL7uIixN9
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」177Please respect copyright.PENANA8wqWAQpY66
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAehqnY0THIt
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」177Please respect copyright.PENANAYAZvGt3Jd6
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAQr14IBIEeo
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」177Please respect copyright.PENANAII3d5oMpYa
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAq4hqV576Y2
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAAdA0V5SVxO
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAJuHhl80KId
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAjXiXLrtj2v
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAlxPr6sFck6
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAU17nbd3AEV
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAOqobA8AkFb
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」177Please respect copyright.PENANARZobEa6lxA
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAa7hClj0YlI
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAq3mXDIAoZT
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」177Please respect copyright.PENANAoSVyWBcX4i
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAjGAhpQjfct
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我:「係靈活。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAYLCo6AOOiF
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」177Please respect copyright.PENANA90k7k0wI6v
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAdfuh21F4E5
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAdpOs0KPwQg
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAD2ioCykB07
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」177Please respect copyright.PENANA6FZzksGeNu
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAQsgIgMGkLs
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAreQr4FoIjg
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」177Please respect copyright.PENANA2jgC7nqqHl
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAcn4GJlvZp8
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」177Please respect copyright.PENANARSI2m5qmeu
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAqnNQTT3xZG
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAyRwJaoVoXz
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAZelEPjiRnG
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAVctETjHjaT
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」177Please respect copyright.PENANASqeQ868ZWr
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」177Please respect copyright.PENANA7WqS1QfuwN
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAoAjVd67VrX
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAIf7WxpyDx1
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」177Please respect copyright.PENANAvsX67O9qfx
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」177Please respect copyright.PENANA0UCG26B7sD
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」177Please respect copyright.PENANA8B5DJZFHqV
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楚翹:「流~德華。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAUdPexoe7AS
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」177Please respect copyright.PENANApYpE8a0fXe
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAoihU3vYgS9
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAmZeK8lXdD8
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」177Please respect copyright.PENANASd9VOs40C2
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」177Please respect copyright.PENANAK1xnELwUU1
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」177Please respect copyright.PENANA31ZXVBTntE
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」177Please respect copyright.PENANAkrQlmbD9L1
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAE2mS2GV9ud
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」177Please respect copyright.PENANAmJHQquIHCq
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我:「牛津囉!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAgeLj4mbS6W
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」177Please respect copyright.PENANA6HpKhBhzH9
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」177Please respect copyright.PENANACEFobIMFug
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAK1xOkPFIwJ
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAdMvLWtA02Q
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」177Please respect copyright.PENANACosePU1Uyz
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAsZONfOdD6l
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」177Please respect copyright.PENANA4vLVnheBy0
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAAe4Fw8GBm1
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(待續 To be continued)