阿妹:「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊!我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAfDiP1L1kb6
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我:「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAjWUWVDpho2
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希逸:「噓!講呢啲!咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2qh7n0WgB
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我:「好兄弟。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAmEisjOJFoL
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希逸:「兄弟好!己所不欲,勿施於人。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAmwFXAP0NC8
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我:「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息,聽日就開學喇!」179Please respect copyright.PENANAGvzSP0wm4P
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希逸:「梗係啦!食完拍個籮柚走得。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAt34uITLB0T
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我:「啲碗……阿茂洗啊?」179Please respect copyright.PENANA3T3cRAQF0W
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希逸:「嘻嘻!」179Please respect copyright.PENANAlmaDCkvOyk
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我:「洗埋先準走。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAgPsOlb9er6
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希逸:「係嘅老闆,使唔使切埋啲生果,煮下紅豆沙咁?」179Please respect copyright.PENANAAAULKND07H
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我:「係就最好啦!煮埋宵夜都可以㗎!」179Please respect copyright.PENANAOLqmaLooID
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希逸:「唔得,你話今晚要早啲休息。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAzN0ovozsJd
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阿妹:「係囉!呢句你講㗎。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAI0Hk569YpL
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我:「嘩!你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎,你哋今日咩事?」179Please respect copyright.PENANAHEK9rPt145
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希逸:「黐線,我最聽你講嘢㗎喇!你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAMFqu9ejfm4
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阿妹:「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛,點會撚化我呢?」179Please respect copyright.PENANAYegnROwRRl
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我:「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢,之後攞返出嚟講。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAxphTn9dNQD
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希逸:「平生不做虧心事。」179Please respect copyright.PENANACEn7etqu4o
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阿妹:「阿哥敲門也不驚。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAmoEvh2jBJt
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我:「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAIKnoljONoX
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希逸:「梗係似啦!餓鬼呀嘛!」179Please respect copyright.PENANA9KGJJn2mar
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我:「邊度似,你用屎眼睇嘢?」179Please respect copyright.PENANADSkfl2TOwK
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希逸:「我用……呢隻眼。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAYdIDtOB1Zq
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我:「嘩嘩嘩!好撚痛吖屌你!」179Please respect copyright.PENANAhqz4PRiwlD
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希逸話口未完,對我做咗「千年殺」,呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿,由下面一嘢插上去,真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人,你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。179Please respect copyright.PENANAWChERKeqTn
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我:「你係咪未死過。」179Please respect copyright.PENANADhksz8nZpj
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希逸:「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」179Please respect copyright.PENANASbg4pVdjr6
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我:「擰轉身。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAnMhQXLtKCT
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希逸:「做咩先。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAV5HwrTjPTU
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我:「你轉咗先。」179Please respect copyright.PENANArnehabPtMb
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希逸:「啊~好撚痛吖!」179Please respect copyright.PENANAnnpyLAJ3RM
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我:「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦!」179Please respect copyright.PENANAoLc0eoZjel
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希逸:「下次唔搞,原來真係好痛。」179Please respect copyright.PENANApO1XTarXqI
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阿妹:「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAApuud6cUH9
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希逸:「唔好吖,好痛㗎!」179Please respect copyright.PENANA4OsR6va2jL
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阿妹:「希逸,我要進來了。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAfPXb9OLnfv
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希逸:「大人饒命啊!」179Please respect copyright.PENANATaMdjAc7j5
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阿妹:「原來插人係咁爽㗎!」179Please respect copyright.PENANAVd5YY5lbIq
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我:「但被人插會好痛囉!」179Please respect copyright.PENANAcJ2I6Y8Vwx
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阿妹:「唔緊要,反正我都唔會試到。」179Please respect copyright.PENANA2QorYILv1j
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希逸:「你諗下好喇!」179Please respect copyright.PENANAn7V87osQJb
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我:「喂喂喂!你係咪想死,喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAEt1IWHIXGY
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希逸:「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAoPJRvqPSjq
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我:「我好介意,做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」179Please respect copyright.PENANArbH307OAwQ
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希逸:「呢啲嘢係咩呢?」179Please respect copyright.PENANA8gUvMSOrP0
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我:「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAgBoolemHOa
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希逸:「即係邊啲呢?」179Please respect copyright.PENANA3c1KNVu8ds
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我:「敦倫之樂啊!」179Please respect copyright.PENANA5tXHfOBvU3
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希逸:「得你一個先係咁鹹濕,我好正經㗎!」179Please respect copyright.PENANA10HuBdxEgi
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阿妹:「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢,我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAgzn4fCRx26
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我:「係敦倫,唔係倫敦。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAawH21lcWmK
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楚翹:「對你好失望囉!開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟,點知識得越耐,就越嚟越鹹濕。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAcXKKkDsXdw
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我:「三個恰一個,完全唔公平。」179Please respect copyright.PENANABMkj9tBZr4
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楚翹:「呢個世界就係咁唔公平,,因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」179Please respect copyright.PENANA9TkzzHWNgV
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我:「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦!」179Please respect copyright.PENANAXr7UKoDlpW
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楚翹:「嘩!突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」179Please respect copyright.PENANANwQrymL8kJ
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我:「我梗係識搵靚位入啦!我入咩位都咁靚。」179Please respect copyright.PENANALXrkAF81mq
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楚翹:「哈!哈!哈!你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAjim2tgrPvT
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我:「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢!我係講泊車,入咩位都咁靚。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAtrL0AkYC3c
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楚翹:「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAlPBdtcoFBK
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我:「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅,我講嘢好直接㗎。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAHH9CDsPidc
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楚翹:「直接……直接笠水呀嘛!」179Please respect copyright.PENANA2kZVUOK20J
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我:「我份人,天不怕、地不怕。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAA4XcgdJQRS
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楚翹:「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢,要我開口先呢。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAso4SiAwWN3
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希逸:「你……有冇搞錯。」179Please respect copyright.PENANABgjQ5eTSoK
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阿妹:「原來楚翹表白先㗎?」179Please respect copyright.PENANAHSLsnWyCBF
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楚翹:「冇辦法啦!對住啲木頭,唔主動啲,人哋唔知㗎。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAWnQAP8b3fV
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我:「我原本諗住講㗎!點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAsfbTqJpdkg
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楚翹:「係囉!仲要我撲向你到,錫你先get到囉!」179Please respect copyright.PENANAUmIlXAPqK9
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希逸:「嘩!你有冇搞錯吖!要女仔同你表白,仲要女仔主動錫你。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAIIWp4QY424
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我:「無辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔,啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAmCX5DTV3Mt
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楚翹:「你慳啲啦!如果我唔主動啲,你而家都仲係單身咋。」179Please respect copyright.PENANA0igClSufXQ
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我:「點會單身,分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖!」179Please respect copyright.PENANAzhYhvShqHq
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希逸:「連表白都唔敢,廢柴。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAdvMTvI3uxW
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阿妹:「對你好失望囉!」179Please respect copyright.PENANAVNdGFJB8zS
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我:「放心,表白今次我衰咗,但求婚呢一part,一定會係我開口先嘅。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAebs4WOnXCx
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希逸:「你唔敢講就死得啦!」179Please respect copyright.PENANApU7P7r65lI
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楚翹:「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAKf8TfMERZ9
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阿妹:「阿嫂做咩口窒窒,你係咪怕醜啊?」179Please respect copyright.PENANAjhQshgNFFW
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楚翹:「黐線啦!我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAmtBObvhtT6
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希逸:「肥哥你要加油喇!要留住楚翹嘅心喇!」179Please respect copyright.PENANANbJbMDMvOe
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我:「冇㗎喇!入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去,除非……」179Please respect copyright.PENANAl88J1Waish
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楚翹:「除非咩?」179Please respect copyright.PENANApxnTvElo4o
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我:「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦!」179Please respect copyright.PENANAihhxIQJoSQ
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楚翹:「係啊!但係啲有錢人,我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉!陪下你呢個單身漢。」179Please respect copyright.PENANALkck70R6l4
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阿妹:「希逸B,叫定大嫂啦! 」179Please respect copyright.PENANAKhIvPyusV7
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希逸:「大嫂好!」179Please respect copyright.PENANA51dVg4bDIu
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楚翹:「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」179Please respect copyright.PENANA88xUo6kV1W
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阿妹:「啱先阿哥話求婚,你突然口窒窒喎。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAByTsdCZfac
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楚翹:「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAU9p9hMoKAg
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阿妹:「係就唔好等喇!」179Please respect copyright.PENANAeoMDaiOEiF
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希逸:「好事梗係成雙啦!」179Please respect copyright.PENANAVCZd2wDDJJ
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我:「做咩啊!你又求婚咩?我反對。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAWN6B1Osd8H
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希逸:「我反對你個反對。」179Please respect copyright.PENANALKHoIjXg0q
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!我未準備好㗎!」179Please respect copyright.PENANAH5YjV1XSmu
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希逸:「我都唔係講求婚,都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊?」179Please respect copyright.PENANA8hqyhIHOsh
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(待續 To be continued)179Please respect copyright.PENANAJU9qMWiHH3