陸sir聽到之後睥行我:「點解釋呀?」219Please respect copyright.PENANACn0OoTPwMs
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「喂,你係咪玩嘢呀?」我將個波射返俾唐夕嵐。219Please respect copyright.PENANAE90fdxy5jB
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「我而家問你呀!!你問佢做咩呀?!」219Please respect copyright.PENANAi8iS5dHtCZ
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「…和泉紗霧係我鍾意嗰個動漫角,好未?」我死死氣講。219Please respect copyright.PENANA5gYjNAQpfS
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擾攘咗一輪,陸sir話我用字冇明顯性騷擾企圖,所以冇通知校長,只係叫我掉位坐算。219Please respect copyright.PENANADLHZvIToqa
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之後,到我出去演講。219Please respect copyright.PENANATWuyqwG2w4
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羅凱撒遞個咪俾我,示意我開始。219Please respect copyright.PENANAZkRoTAE5z4
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我清吓喉嚨,原本諗住棒讀自己份政綱就算。219Please respect copyright.PENANAtbNHoJiI2J
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不過頭先俾唐夕嵐咁樣跣一跣,唔報吓仇硬係有啲唔gur。219Please respect copyright.PENANA24Joj8yiVm
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所以,我將原來份講稿飛落地下:「我地要革新!」219Please respect copyright.PENANA1o15OQikSk
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在場每一對眼都望住我。219Please respect copyright.PENANAVOCGICJYmJ
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「舊時代嘅政綱已經係過去嘅遺物!21世紀嘅學生唔再需要嗰堆用唔著嘅購物優惠!更加唔需要乜野文具雨具借用服務!」219Please respect copyright.PENANAzi6RyOMx6r
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我感受到來自唐夕嵐嘅怒視目光。219Please respect copyright.PENANAdrN1wqSCW3
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望住佢呢個樣,我更加意氣高昂:「我地需要嘅係一個打破舊有風格嘅校園,所以我當選學生會之後,會建議學校將插畫同輕小說創作列做必修科!仲有!將全校鐘聲改做和泉紗霧角色歌!仲有!將全校嘅PE褸換做和泉紗霧同款!最重要係!全校女同學返學都要cosplay和泉紗霧!」219Please respect copyright.PENANAUHOq9hUk6F
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講完之後,全場靜咗幾秒。219Please respect copyright.PENANA0kKtSCUwBB
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除咗小悠依然一臉雀躍(佢由聽到我話將鐘聲換做和泉紗霧角色歌開始已經雙眼發光),現任學生會成員、陸sir、杜朋也同唐夕嵐不約而同地用一副「你做乜鳩阿」嘅表情望住我。219Please respect copyright.PENANAV4ikL9tzP6
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「…多謝。」一陣尷尬油然而生,我趕快向大家鞠躬,然後返埋位。219Please respect copyright.PENANAkVlVn9n4jJ
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「咳、高同學嘅演講內容我就不予置評,不過技巧上有以下幾點注意…」陸sir開始評論我頭先表現。219Please respect copyright.PENANAqCWSXfwaRP
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但呢一刻嘅我,已經冇心機聽。219Please respect copyright.PENANARCTrbC01py
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我頭先做咗啲咩蠢事!!!!!!!!!!219Please respect copyright.PENANAi9fSaFP10g
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我居然當住學生會同老師面前sell個九唔搭八政綱!!!!!219Please respect copyright.PENANASeRA2E9D5W
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我吐出一口代表社會性死亡嘅嘆息,將頭重重落喺眼前嘅長枱上。219Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6d37qd3Nk
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直到唔知幾時,羅凱撒宣佈解散:「多謝四位同學參與今次『學長學妹計劃』嘅試行版,為咗了解同學對呢個計劃嘅意見,稍後我地會派問卷俾大家做。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAqI8UrRM7TG
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呼——終於完,終於唔使再見到唐夕嵐,呢個搞到我暴走嘅虛假初中生。219Please respect copyright.PENANAjQd4HmCvEA
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我快手執好書包,狗衝出學生會室。219Please respect copyright.PENANAgcrFmlTZvG
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「阿帆!」小悠追咗上嚟。219Please respect copyright.PENANAJKTmlx3k2y
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「…快啲行,我想返屋企摺埋。」以沖淡頭先嗰段已經烙印喺我中學生涯嘅黑歷史。219Please respect copyright.PENANAEtx7NGgmtw
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我拉起小悠隻手,想迅速逃離呢個尷尬現場。219Please respect copyright.PENANA88o4PVcdrD
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點知佢話:「唔係呀!我嚟係想同你講,今日你自己返去先,我約咗朋也去車站前面買布甸食。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAeBOwMhELKE
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「…布甸?」219Please respect copyright.PENANAs09yE2wQd5
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「嗯!今日買一送一!」219Please respect copyright.PENANALRKw0OiK8x
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呢個時候杜朋也出嚟,用隻又肥又粗嘅手抆住小悠衫尾:「我地行未呀?」219Please respect copyright.PENANA9myBwnsU7y
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「行啦行啦!再唔行就賣晒架喇!拜拜阿帆!」小悠好快同我揮手。219Please respect copyright.PENANAGrGFeD5DCm
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之後,兩條友哼住團子大家族,跳吓彈吓咁走咗。219Please respect copyright.PENANAQIV8ySDmQ5
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…有異性(仲要係肥仔)冇人性。219Please respect copyright.PENANAG93MX5tqF1
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準備踏上孤獨嘅旅途時,一陣雜亂腳步聲從後追上。219Please respect copyright.PENANAAq6ylw1LUm
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我轉身一睇,係憤怒值處於臨界點嘅唐夕嵐。219Please respect copyright.PENANAhwVnfVxNlS
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