得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwMkgqWSGC
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeAGnWTT76
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助六：「不意外」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AqXDs5a8r
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87uHSAnETi
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbh2sV0vwQC
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhH48bG3Ho
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgF1s5udnJ1
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其實我一早已經有答案。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRH2iUXLewV
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3KzWFVLS2
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUfz6Xg56T
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCbXM1ZFFO
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0tgb4bxbO
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「放心啦大家！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENtFJldBGQ
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhE7Cr5jyY
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uzqmi86TR
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLcmicdPpI
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabya7hvyk9
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKqNXd6A8c
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qjhunIa7O
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBMqeuAmwx
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwjgv4SDo2
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助六：「😳」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPTBCGpDpW
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我：「。。。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡON0yJX7KNL
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdJHeTLKGl
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnPUKvNdi3
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYp44AI4by4
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhAZHHUMaN
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMC4bPXMyD
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SEqzWXnXh
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmhzohJdRh
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3fFJxzNek
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsCK0h1ljQ
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMcq51qqX5
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkhBaaH9Hv
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助六：「主人😖」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkeSLnsrfO
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUgXLVr6Qg
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我：「屌你哋。。。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn791k3fOdr
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvdVa7gWG8
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「掛住主人😳」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoL67AiJdz
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZceXPGTWW
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeUR4awuIA
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPfrGXVRak
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSL9x3Ulx5
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGz6yOVWKHY
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FKcqmWVQP
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「屌佢老母！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZ7rXKwaKu
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpmCVWCtC0
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bvoLSTlTK
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyGRLYzJT7
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfmqpFnNb3
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmoJwpKT4I
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGo4zF69NM
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTBZCH91y5
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLl0qtezved
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
