得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYMqDHe5F5
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqnwX1kceS
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助六：「不意外」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKUXdNCoNU
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrNFGaskhv
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1qvXacg1y
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pem1ca1Gz
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelHqiLe0oJ
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其實我一早已經有答案。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFseYYTvOW
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaF2n5mDrp
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRD7CVmCsc
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Bz1UTgdMj
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIE4x6sH958
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「放心啦大家！」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsiOPWbRXk
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5oD9TxlWq
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JZrYuSx0r
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxofAO7dJNT
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMatcE3HYt
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1TThVSOqi
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdZvsr3QG6
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPd4XB0MQw
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6drW2ir7ue
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助六：「😳」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJo0Q9wvq9
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我：「。。。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGV5VN48jm
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhzqtfhgLP
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPvh3UIc1Y
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSNSovqb6V
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡde3dhwTQ8L
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnF3ftTfVPa
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVX7KvMxTf
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOOi6FOWAb
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vmj0LxL0z
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhky7oQWPx
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ODmqLLdq6
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzUecI6ulX
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助六：「主人😖」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7SMBXPShK
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELvHVH5Qje
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我：「屌你哋。。。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0M60QXYHG
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtnSquKjb5
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「掛住主人😳」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVf3PKPHzO
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiLVCjE5nv
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcxsWmkmdw
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcB7AlW1tk
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5m9PHljdx
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PNAmrfq7M
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjfkwDBpx8
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「屌佢老母！」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAizY3zvJn
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqtQdqvEbg
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRU7k0trHG
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPL2BGjwR5m
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKtPNE8fZu
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqET89Hp4m
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjvhrM0KdJ
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgurR1rs2EY
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIW0geud6br
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
