Ok, as requested, here is the issue where you all, as the readers, get to ship the characters. And who knows, maybe I will put them together in the book if they get enough votes. So, after reading all the character bios, comment on this issue who you think would look good together. I can't wait to see what you all come up with!!
I just opened dear old Pehaha.
And I just hit SEVENTY FIVE FRUITLOOPING FOLLOWERS!
Thank you, everybody who's followed me!
And a special thanks to the Gang, everyone who runs Penana more than whoever actually runs it.
So... 75 follower celebration, anybody?
Comment your ideas!
I love you all!
Do you guys ever want to show representation in your stories but you're just scared you're going to stuff it up or you just don't know how to properly represent it? If you have found a way I would love to know.
Context: After a small game, the pastor is letting the winners choose their prize out of a box.
Pastor to winner- "Alright. Which do you want? A Musketeer. A Milky Way. A lollipop. Or a dead mouse?"
Teen from the back of the room- "Can you show us the dead mouse for future reference?!"
There's a creative writing club at my school during lunch, but not a single person goes to it. I wish I could but I am not going by myself without any friends, ESPECIALLY since there's no one else in the entire club.
We had to go in the room where it since it was raining, and I think at first the teachers thought all the people streaming in were for the club; they were not. Then, the big group left leaving just me and my two friends.
I really want to be in creative writing club, :( ,however I want to be not the only person even more.
I'm really happy cause we're doing English Language in english now!! We've been doing literature foreeevveerrrrrrr, and I like Language loads better since you have more creative freedom, though not much since it's a lesson.
I have a bunch of poems to share, they're not that good but that is not the point! Though, I don't know if I can be bothered to post them tonight, maybe tomorrow.
My teachers in online class:
Dude: "Bro you kind of look like the teacher."
Teacher: "No that's unacceptable...You can take over the lesson from here."
"Everyone please use your real names in the Kahoot so I can mark you for attendance...Wait who is cocomelon?"
"If at least half of you finish the assignment by tonight, I'll buy a guitar next week and sing Careless Whisper."
"Every single year! Every single year when we choose a class anthem Never Gonna Give You Up always wins!"
Wait I can explain-
"I want to turn you into a chicken nugget."
"That is not a jellyfish. It's a flat purple pancake."
"Did you just quote our English teacher? That was kinda hot."
"You're under arrest for the murder of an innocent orange blob."
"Stop kicking yourself in the balls and get your damn face off the carpet!"
Him: "Do you want my chicken sandwich?"
Him: "I coughed on it and licked it though."
Me: "Give it to me."
Him: "I- but my molecules are on that sandwich-"
Me: "I said give it to me."
Yeah I got nothing to say for this one:
"You won't believe me but I think there was a raccoon following me to the bathroom...Wait that was your dog?"
"I started screaming without the s when I read that."
"Will you date me? Make your heart beat if yes, recite all the digits of pi if no."
"I drink apple cider vinegar on a daily basis....the elegance."
"Hent...Henton's potato salad."
Nah man I'm so fucking pissed right now.
My freaking mother decided to be ruder than usual. I lost my wallet and ask where she last saw it and if she moved it when touching my stuff. She then yelled her head off and blah blah. Not helpful. She helped after 30 minutes and I found it but still annoying
NOW I'M UPSET! Okay if you don't know I love K-Pop and I spend a lot of money regarding the interest. I bought my first album about a year ago and my mother claims she bought it but it's because she's annoying and didn't trust me to find the right site. But I did and it wasn't nearly as expensive. She thought I was incapable after I asked how to input our address right. Either way she "bought" it but I gave her back all the money and extra. Then as soon as the album arrived I was really happy and shit. BUT THEN MY FUCKWAD OF A BROTHER THEN STOLE THE FUCKING POSTER! I was really looking forward to putting up on my wall because it was the first load of proper merch I got. But no since she favours my brother over me she just told me to let it go and I'll get other ones either. I did push that I wanted it back but eventually gave in though I was still upset. Never said I was happy that he could have it though. (Haha, my mother just came into my room and decided to twist everything and say I didn't sleep my word. this is dumb I'm crying over a frickaty fucking poster). I honestly hate that my brother has the poster. I had to pay back nearly 100 bucks. Oh did I mention that my brother actively talks shit about the group and always says how much he hates them.
Anyways I want the poster back now. I'm even willing to replace it with another one i recently bought. I want to sell the other poster since it's just collecting dust in his room and I also do this fun insta thing and I would like to let go of the poster. I politely asked for it back and offered to my brother that I can lend him another one. Keyword: lend. Anyways the kid refused to which I got slightly angry. I asked for it back a few times to which he still refused even though I mentioned it was mine and whatnot. I mentions multiple times that he fucking stole it but apparently, everything is justified i you're my little brother living in my mothers house.
I'm just annoyed :/
Oh yeah I'll post something more lightearted tomorrow!
On. Or off?
The light is blinding,
but the darkness scares me.
On. Or off?
My hand hovers over the switch -
Am I brave enough to press it?
Am I brave enough to not?
My head hurts,
I see light even when I close my eyes,
There is no escape, except...
My heart hurts
For the world that hurt me.
Sweet relief, tainted with bitter sadness.
Once again, my worries are illuminated,
All my wrongs shoved in my face,
There is no escape, except...
On. Or off?
My hand hovers over the switch.
I know the right choice
before I even make it.
I think, maybe,
I've known all along.
On, or off?
On, or off?
The light is blinding,
but the darkness scares me
more than I'd like to admit.
the right choice is on, guys, if you saw my metaphor
The image you see above is a drawing I did of Daffodil from a story here on Penana: Dear Daisy.
(Yeah, I’m completely aware of Daffodil’s derpy little smile, but I think he fits a wholesome vibe, OK?)
Written by the one and only @Mira, Dear Daisy revolves around a high school boy named Kai, who writes letters to his late friend Daisy after she dies. The messages revolve around his life after his best friend disappears, and what he does with himself now.
I’ve enjoyed it a ton so far and I definitely think you should check it out too!
*Make sure to follow the author; she’s lovely!*
(Story link: https://m.penana.com/story/100064/dear-daisy/toc.)
I know I haven't posted much these days, so I'll try to write more. hope you understand! (I've been busy!)
I guess I should write out all the weird things I've heard in the past month or so.
"Yeah, Santa made out with my dad."
"My dog ate my hamster."
"Oh yeah? Well I sat on my hamster and broke its neck!"
"My grandma was in the hospital to get knee surgery, then she went into cardiac arrest and died."
“If you were a toddler and Santa came running at you full speed, what would you do?”
“How’d you get 16 as your answer?? I got 3091...”
“Then I must be Patrick.”
“COME NOW, PATRICK! LET US FIND SPONGEBOB!”
“She fell off the Earth and broke her nose.”
“I LOST MY MOM IN THE CAR WASH.”
“You look like if Elmo and Ryan Reynolds had a baby.”
“Where’s the butter?”
“At your mom’s house!”
“I don’t have a mom—”
“OH SH*T SORRY I FORGOT—”
"HEY I’M CHINESE TOO!!"
"Dude, you’re f*cking Irish and German."
"Yeah, but I’m also 2% French!"
"WHAT?!? SO THEN I’M 50% CHINESE TOO!"
“What’s your favorite show?”
“PEPPA PIG!!” *snorts*
“Someone tried to steal my balls.”
“HOLY SH*T MY MOUTH IS DROWNING!!”
“I MISSED MY BRIDAL SHOWER!!”
“WHO SH*T IN THE CLOSET?”
“Oh hey! It’s John Dick!”
“How much would you sell your brother for?”
“WOOF! Did I scare ya?”
“Who the f*ck are you?”
“CRAP WRONG PERSON.”
“I know someone who can eat Jell-O through their nose.”
“When people ask how tall I am, I punch ‘em in the face.”
“BOYS! STOP THROWING PENCILS AT MY CHICKEN!”
“SHUT UP! THE TOILET IS TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING!”
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