Kyosuke: AHHHHH! WHY THE HELL ARE THERE MAGGOTS?
Kazu: DUDE! What the hell did you do?
Kazu points at the mess of what seems like a rotten cookie. Tiny and bright yellow, worm-like pieces of utter garbage (or in simple language: maggots) crawl all over the cookie, like a huge spider consuming a human, bit by bit.
Kazu: Oh right! You smashed a DAMN RAISIN COOKIE INTO THE FLOOR TWO WEEKS AGO! (He steps back towards the door.)Do you have bug spray? Boiling water? Something, anything?
Kyosuke: DUDE WHY DID YOU NOT CLEAN THE COOKIE UP —
Kazu: EXCUSE ME?! YOU SMASHED THE COOKIE INTO THE FLOOR! I DIDN'T CLEAN IT UP BECAUSE THAT'S YOURRESPONSIBILITY!
Kyosuke: OK, fair, I should've took care of it, I'm sorry, but you could've prevented THIS IF YOU-
One maggot wriggles closer to Kyosuke. He screams.
Kazu: SHUT UP! (He bolts to the cabinet above the desk in the Announcement Room, shuffling through the contents.)I swear, if they don't have bug spray here…
Kyosuke: Bug spray's kinda effective but it's still gonna take longer for the maggots to die if we—
Kazu: Oh yeah? Then what solution do you— GOT IT!
As Kazu grabs some random bug spray — I don't know how the spray got there; just go with it, I'm being lazy and just making things convenient — the maggots slowly start making some formation. All of them. Kyosuke's about to scream his head off (frickin' coward; can't blame him though) when he stops to stare at this phenomenon.
The maggots form letters. The letters become a single word: Chapter.
Kazu runs over to the maggots, but Kyosuke puts a hand out to stop him.
Kazu: Hey, let me kill them —
Kyosuke: Hang on.
Kazu: What the hell, man?!
The maggots form a number now: 19. And then they shift around rather rapidly, seeming increasingly panicked as Kazu points the bug spray at them.
Just as he starts spraying, the maggots fumble into position in order to form the last word: out. Chapter 19 out. Wow. That's actually gotta be the most creative way I've done an announcement. With maggots. Freaking maggots, bro.
OK, but I'm getting off-topic. Kazu sprays the maggots with bug spray (I just read somewhere that that could kill maggots, but it'd take longer; correct me if I'm wrong) for about four whole minutes. Kyosuke runs off and far away from those creepy things (understandable, at least in my eyes). And then his buddy runs with him.
Kyosuke: Did–did those things just —
Kazu: I think they did, yeah.
Kyosuke: Oh. Then they were trying to do today's announcement for us.
Kazu: Damn that's nice. And I killed them.
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Kazu: No regrets doing that, though.
Kyosuke: Ah snap, we still gotta clean them up when they're dead…
Kazu: You're doing that, not me.
A/N: I probably should've done more research for this, and I know it’s stupid but… just go with it, alright? The purpose is the announcement, not the accuracy.
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