矮攻注意!229Please respect copyright.PENANAmoFYNRZSq1
混沌爆笑路線注意!229Please respect copyright.PENANAAI6m0icKI4
心軟混混校霸攻X帥哥笨蛋學渣受229Please respect copyright.PENANAh0T8WmumyG
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攻對於自己的顏值、體格在自己就讀的高中,乃至於整個A城的統治力,始終深信不疑。229Please respect copyright.PENANAEYupcOdBzM
他感覺自己從頭到腳,啊不對,從茂密濃黑的頭髮到不用修就自動能有保持美型的腳皮都挑不出任何一個缺點。229Please respect copyright.PENANAEY7W63P7Yd
每天,習慣裸睡的他起床的第一件事,就是站在房間衣櫃裡的那面大全身鏡前面和自己完美的身體說早安。229Please respect copyright.PENANA2LnDz0QcZM
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不過自從受轉學過來之後,一切都變了。229Please respect copyright.PENANA1Qjrf8kI8k
受皮膚白就算了,還是個五官深邃的混血兒,一頭棕髮在朝會的晨光下每一絲都泛著金光,在一群黑頭髮黃皮膚的學生裡亮眼非常。229Please respect copyright.PENANAdbIa9Li0zb
自此,下課也好、放學也罷,攻明顯感覺到,那些原本會聚焦於自己身上的目光全部嗖地一下,在受出現的瞬間,就會全部被受這個人形大磁鐵吸走。229Please respect copyright.PENANAbnB7CpB6wi
而且最氣人的是,受還偏偏跟他同班,跟他同桌,甚至放學還和他走得同一邊側門,過同一條橋,回同一社區,甚至走同一條樓梯回同一棟樓。229Please respect copyright.PENANA6jzI3IYOW9
最讓攻不能接受的是,一百八十五的受比一百八十的攻高了五公分,每次講話攻都得仰頭,受都得駝背。229Please respect copyright.PENANARGk1t6c3kb
攻氣得裂開,當著小弟們的面前表示A城有我沒他。229Please respect copyright.PENANAxyC5CTxLqq
於是,一個風和日麗的放學午後,攻一夥人把受堵在側門旁的小巷子裡結實打了一頓。229Please respect copyright.PENANAMg2Qp69VDD
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打完之後,攻氣消了一大半,開始覺得受什麼也沒做就挨打著實有點無辜,再看受被打得淚流滿面楚楚可憐,攻有一咪咪懊悔,於是把受揹去醫院。229Please respect copyright.PENANA2j7mjn7EjS
受是鑰匙兒童,被打傷了也沒人照顧,攻於是就乾脆照顧住院的受。229Please respect copyright.PENANAeU0q5e38Sa
給他擦背翻身,給他倒尿壺,給他餵飯,照顧得很是盡心盡力。229Please respect copyright.PENANAnSkpgPjBjT
「我們是好朋友了,對吧?」受乖乖地吃了一大口攻做自己做的焦黑蛋炒飯,睜大那雙藍眼睛,翹起的金色睫毛亮晶晶的。229Please respect copyright.PENANAxcJx4L8f9x
「你長這麼帥還要什麼朋友?你他媽要點臉吧!」攻氣得裂開,甩手就把整坨飯扔在受的衣服上。229Please respect copyright.PENANAVdvtdIu8X7
受沒聽懂攻在說啥,只是艱難地用被包著繃帶的拳頭,把飯粒沾起來吃光光。229Please respect copyright.PENANA1JqLYbRo0n
攻沒走遠,躲在門邊看見了這幕心裡又生愧疚,出門買個蘋果想要削給受吃。229Please respect copyright.PENANAzPh0l7CZaf
挑了顆蘋果又買了把水果刀回來,受吃飽睡著了,攻氣得要裂開卻也沒人看他裂開,所以就不裂開了。229Please respect copyright.PENANAfGnV9b7xa1
攻左手拿著水果刀比劃著受的睡顏,右手描描人家的金色眉毛,扭扭人家的尖尖鼻子,又捏捏人家的粉嫩嘴唇,究竟要毀容還是要多玩弄幾下?攻陷入左右手矛盾之中苦思良久,終於頓悟:229Please respect copyright.PENANAyRvP54p8oE
人比我好看又怎麼樣?只要是我的人就好了啊!229Please respect copyright.PENANAAM3eMC7wXx
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受是被攻喊醒的。229Please respect copyright.PENANAsQ9Edco7Lu
「喂,做我老婆。」攻說。229Please respect copyright.PENANALDiX4ILklB
「老婆算朋友嗎?」受被喊聲震得有點頭暈。229Please respect copyright.PENANASasa759IcS
「算!當然算!怎麼不算!」229Please respect copyright.PENANA9SsFrZNE3z
「好啊。」229Please respect copyright.PENANALGsEdA4k7n
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自此,攻就帶著自家老婆到處遛了。229Please respect copyright.PENANAjMIYwG81ur
走到路上老婆一說想吃啥,攻就買啥來在大庭廣眾之下喂給老婆吃;攻一察覺有人在看老婆,攻就把老婆當著大家的面抓過來抱。229Please respect copyright.PENANAQmpraOjl17
社區或校園的樓道裡、校門邊上、橋上都有過他們抱過牽過相互餵過飯的身影。229Please respect copyright.PENANA8MRRu5jmAv
攻很滿意這種狀態,他感覺帶著老婆,自己和老婆的平均顏值又重新統治了他的生活區。229Please respect copyright.PENANAAUTITyYRyL
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有一天受突然很認真地對攻說:229Please respect copyright.PENANADJCOozp7Gr
「我不想當你老婆了。」229Please respect copyright.PENANANJCu7ToSHq
攻很慌,他感覺自己收受當老婆的目的可能要被揭穿了。229Please respect copyright.PENANA0QwczyNTxh
腦袋裡飄過四個字──老婆要跑。229Please respect copyright.PENANAVc3vgo8GKP
「你不要在大家面前對我這麼好。」229Please respect copyright.PENANAUaBwzsWAUi
「怎麼了?誰跟你說什麼了?」229Please respect copyright.PENANAhjkofgTxBI
「你偷偷對我好不可以嗎?」229Please respect copyright.PENANAhRhPFp9tS3
「那不成!」229Please respect copyright.PENANA17OSFgfDIA
「我不要理你了!」229Please respect copyright.PENANA3oZMEnVcLR
「回來!」229Please respect copyright.PENANAZe1vGr9emF
受哭著跑開了,留下攻站在原地覺得心空落落的好像丟失了什麼。229Please respect copyright.PENANASRuaEd6wcy
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受真的不理他了,成天耷拉著腦袋,人都矮了半截,原本白得發亮又金得顯眼的人,整個萎靡下來。229Please respect copyright.PENANA7GrfxtkIAs
攻忽然發現自己還是習慣跟著受走,他的目光、魂魄都被受吸走了,別人的目光什麼的再入不了他的眼,也不再在意。229Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5GJZ9cDfx
終於,在某次看到有個女孩給受遞情書,攻上前拉著受到了一個偏僻的角落裡,把人按在牆上親。229Please respect copyright.PENANAO7WdJjzHVz
親完,攻剛想解釋什麼,受就像隻抱樹的無尾熊一般一把抱住了攻。229Please respect copyright.PENANABKL4pxIFOs
「你終於肯偷偷對我好啦!」229Please respect copyright.PENANAdbA7ytZFoq
「還當老婆不?」229Please respect copyright.PENANAo4nO1Rj3Bo
「當啊!」229Please respect copyright.PENANAVNvGFOvTaM
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