＊與真實人物團體無關42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCF7dkIYly
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＊配對：啾咪中心（？）但最後是收在0717w42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLPGT6oGA3
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＊溫馨友情向，惡搞有（？）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SGaSjjPSj
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＊請勿轉載感謝42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHe2ccLrM23
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【Get married】42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUPUd4qNsu
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三連勝對尼克球員們來說是奇蹟的開端。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zTX7P8BrF
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賽後在休息室裡大家全都興奮翻了。Iman和Mike比手畫腳地講著笑話，其他人圍著他們笑成一團，其中Tyson的宏亮嗓門和Amare的重低音特別突出。Jeremy被逗得笑到幾乎無法呼吸，因為狀況不佳而心情有點鬱悶的Landry也在一旁忍不住笑開。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGS45osYa9
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這是最溫馨的一刻，全員到齊、同心齊力，最後又一起分享勝利。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BLcHR6q4W
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「喂，大家看過這個沒有？」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgermfSb2B
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大家聽見喊聲，才發現原來講笑話的這個圈子裡少了JR和Jared。衝回休息室裡的Jared手上拿著一張捲起來的大海報，JR則在後面又跑又笑地像個瘋子。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVP0Bp7cX4P
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Jeremy側身閃過朝他直直撞過來的Jared，好奇地盯著紙捲。「那是什麼？」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zJJhAHp2h
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但是Jared卻突然出手一把勾住他的脖子，和JR一起硬是把他拖到休息室的正中央。Jared和JR笑得快要虛脫，大力揮舞手中的海報。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWGtMWH30m
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「快點看這裡。」Jared大喊：「Melo要嫁給Jeremy啦！」他用力抖開紙張，然後笑得撞上一旁的JR。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlG28VXDCX
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在看見海報畫面的一瞬間，整個休息室裡默然無聲。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkpbAVXtdT
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然後Amare第一個狂笑起來。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3Ym9W9B9J
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「噁心，太噁心了。噢，天啊。」Amare上氣不接下氣地說：「Melo穿新娘禮服實在是噁心斃了。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z218WL4JA
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他的話剛說完，其他隊員們像是從驚愕中恢復過來似的放聲大笑。只有Jeremy和當事人之一Carmelo沒有笑得那麼誇張，Jeremy一臉驚訝的難以置信，Carmelo則雙手抱胸挑眉盯著海報。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhors3kjGgL
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海報上是Jeremy和Carmelo的頭像，分別接上了新郎的西裝和新娘的白紗禮服。極致搞笑的畫面讓兩名主角哭笑不得。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPypii1Tqz
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「這是從哪裡弄來的啊？哎唷我的老天，我的肚子！」Steve大喊，然後用手肘撞了一下Landry的腰。「你的Jeremy要娶別人囉！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuWUdRYJWJ
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「等一下，Steve，我不──」Jeremy掙扎地開口，卻被眾人喧嘩的聲音蓋過。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbw4SEDtdow
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「剛剛在觀眾席上一個小孩拿著的，我跟JR看到之後就衝過去，跟他用簽名和合照換了這張回來。」Jared得意的說：「這張應該要貼在我們自己的休息室裡才對，保持主場時心情良好。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnupGwHuzaI
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Landry忍不住大笑起來，兩步衝到Jared面前。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmZr4v2Lwt
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「Jared Jeffries，你是故意的嗎？」他大叫：「你明明知道我跟Jeremy──」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXY0XgMLVoT
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「喔，這不干我們的事。這張海報是球迷畫的，可沒人畫你和Jeremy。」JR無辜地聳聳肩，然後被Landry一邊笑一邊搥了肩頭一拳。他接著又轉向好友Carmelo，曖昧地眨眨眼睛。「你和Jeremy在場上的恩愛可是連粉絲都看在眼裡喔，乾脆把婚結一結算了，你家身材超好的老婆就我來──」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMOaP8mXLJ
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話還沒說完，Carmelo就一個重拳擊中他的肚子，讓他下半句話堵在胸口說不出來，以一聲吃痛的哼聲代替。然後他繼續用一臉不滿的表情瞪著那張海報。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pQa6d4cZX
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「真搞不懂這些粉絲在想什麼。」他說。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUP4T72bhLf
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Jeremy拼命搖頭。「拜託，這個也──」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXLfLAliOZ
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但是Carmelo不讓他講完。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMz0yLyeNnS
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「穿禮服的應該是Jeremy才對吧？」他指著圖說：「再怎麼說，身材和體型都是Jeremy比較像新娘吧？然後，喂，Jared，放開Jeremy。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRfs2QAOw6
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Jared聽話地放開Jeremy，然後在他還來不及逃走之前用力一把將他推向Carmelo。Jeremy發出一聲大喊，就被Carmelo的手臂圈住肩膀。像他們在球場上時那樣，Carmelo的手臂就是有辦法將他完全環住。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBPuUw2hHC
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「好吧，Jeremy，既然眾望所歸。」Carmelo說：「Would you marry me？」他對著一臉驚愕完全呆滯的Jeremy露出招牌笑容。「我老婆的部份你別擔心，嗯，就像JR說的，可以給他接手。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPD5OwWurn
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休息室裡的其他人瘋狂大笑，在原地跳上跳下，有些人甚至開始狂拍一旁的桌子，發出誇張的碰撞聲。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtCLrIoUgt
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「Kiss！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9wJdijzGr
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Jared和JR開始鼓譟，球員們興奮地湊過來。他們加入Jared和JR的胡鬧行列，全體合奏。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAjYHAHWH2
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「Kiss、Kiss、Kiss、Kiss！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRex3Uuve8O
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Jeremy瞪大眼睛看著笑得燦爛得像太陽一樣的Carmelo。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGC2I6xS0I4
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──到底是怎麼變成這樣的啊？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsdlVNIqkG
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就算是哈佛畢業生的腦子，他也猜不透這件事情的發展過程。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgGT0isSpP
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Carmelo將臉湊向他，就在此時，Landry的手突然伸出來擋在Jeremy和Carmelo的臉之間。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIYCZodvXN
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「我不允許！我要搶婚！我要劫走新娘。」Landry宣布。然後他一手扯住Jeremy的手臂。「Jeremy Lin，你愛的是我，對吧？這不是我的錯覺吧？」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6en8lrZBn
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「少來，Landry Fields，你聽聽媒體怎麼說的，Melo-Lin的連線。」Carmelo微笑地將Jeremy往反方向扯。「這已經說明了一切。還有，你看看今天在球場上他對我笑得多燦爛。你毫無勝算，Landry，放棄吧。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEEruVwVsI
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「他睡過的可是我的沙發！」Landry大喊。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeN0ihPjgZA
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Mike已經笑倒在地上，其他人也多半不支地倚著桌子和椅背。今天光是笑就花掉他們僅存的體力，回程的路上肯定睡死。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrDKGDm6SR
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休息室中央仍然上演著奇妙的搶新娘戰爭，雙方僵持不下，只有Jeremy還處於理智的狀態。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMdyFZ3O5r
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兩旁的Landry和Carmelo已經開始說出一些讓人驚恐的事情了，不外乎是他們看見不為人知的Jeremy的另外一面。這部份當然是Landry勝出，但是一比上在球場上的得分效率，Carmelo和Jeremy今天的連線則遠遠贏過Landry。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqkKMx4166
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眼見爭執的內容越來越低下，Jeremy終於忍無可忍了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlRfhXmZZS
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「夠了，你們兩個！」他用來自丹田的力量大叫。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJWQlnYtF7
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這震撼的瞬間又讓眾人屏住氣息，一時之間鴉雀無聲。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPicSzximmZ
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「再這樣爭執下去一點結果也不會有，OK？」他無奈地嘆氣。「重點是，我早就有選擇了。」他鄭重地說。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo0vLdrqLf
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Landry的下巴毫不誇張地掉了下來，Carmelo則一臉有趣地盯住他。休息室裡一片安靜，每個人都把他的話聽得清清楚楚。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTprOE59SVr
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選擇？什麼選擇？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSYCyxla5E
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Jeremy深吸一口氣。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLl81gCQyKP
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「Amare Stoudemire，Take me away！」他用力大吼，臉因為使勁而脹紅。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vklXXCcpe
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「什麼？」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwdjPkGREL
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Tyson傻傻地轉頭看向被這個莫名其妙的發展無辜波及的Amare。Jared和JR面面相覷，對於這個情節毫無概念。其他人一臉驚嚇與不解，最錯愕的人則非Landry和Carmelo莫屬。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6mT7bgoeV
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Amare突然被點名，先是呆滯地愣了一下，然後大笑起來。他從靠著的桌邊離開，走向休息室中間的三人。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOok5bOTzY3
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「你們都聽見Jeremy說的了。」他聳肩微笑，「放開他。我要帶他走。」他對著Jeremy伸出手，「My pleasure，my princess。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSfAeyIY3A
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他模仿平時念給自己的孩子聽的故事書裡王子說過的台詞，只差沒有在Jeremy面前單膝下跪。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSouYWWKdNq
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Jeremy爆出一陣大笑。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpArXqdvJBW
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「你這小鬼。」Carmelo用力收緊手臂，另一手揉著他的頭，「討厭的臭小孩。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXmJzYIARk
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「是可愛的小孩，跟我的小孩們一樣。」Amare說。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpoFCJ3jey
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他也把手搭上Jeremy的肩膀，打氣似地敲打幾下。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIp9uIISggG
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然後Jared發出一聲歡呼，加入中間的圈子。Landry還愣在原地，直到這刻才突然意識到要是他再不卡位就會被擠出圈外，立刻跟進。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhU1CE01iL
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眾隊友們群起而上，大家擠成一團。就像獲得勝利之後的任何一個隊伍一樣，他們歡呼、然後互相拍打或是勾肩搭背。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MU4DDwnwX
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「不管你有沒有要答應我的求婚，Jeremy。」Carmelo在一陣混亂中低聲對著手臂裡的Jeremy說：「這張海報都代表著一件事情。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWWsE2Mp0T
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「什麼事？」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ531TMb23ix
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Jeremy笑得眼睛都瞇了起來，他轉頭看向Carmelo，對上對方愉快的笑容。那是打從心底綻開的真正喜悅。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDt7FZHh9lD
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「我不能沒有你。我得依賴你的幫助，在球場上我們才能有最高效率的發揮。而球場之下，嗯，我也需要你。我的意思是精神上的。」Carmelo的聲音低得只有Jeremy才能聽見。「所以，你願意嗎？」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZt7cqHymy
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不像外界的傳聞那樣兩人之間有著微妙的心結，Carmelo說得很明白。他坦承他需要Jeremy，不管是比賽時或是下場之後。這讓Jeremy覺得心頭一陣溫暖。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRc2JlCwWTI
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他用力點頭。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIobmcYca7
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「Yes，I do。Definitely。」他很肯定說。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KmsDAAn7G
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中間一段寫偏掉差點救不回來嚇死我（艸）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46oyyERHID
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差點就變成罵啾了（驚恐）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcqBff6mJv
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好囉總之今天被萌萌萌萌的瓜豪互動電到腦子壞掉，42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjUzMCuYYt
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所以就補了這篇妄想開很大的文。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmLkHsKLxl
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大家看看笑笑就好了拜託OTZ42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxejDvHOVE8
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然後不管現實如何我還是好喜歡尼克球員之間的家庭氣氛喔（艸）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRSiw9Fm4z
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