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簡介:Iesu的髮型終於回復原狀……了?34Please respect copyright.PENANAnHj3ZYhx6U
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Iesu和Budda離開理髮店,約翰跟在他們後面,把手機收進外套的口袋。34Please respect copyright.PENANAD8MOx1AaOW
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「那麽,兩位大人,我先告辭了。Iesu大人,這髮型真的可以……?」約翰臨走時,忍不住再次確認這件事。34Please respect copyright.PENANA4rxdafwvJc
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「可以啊。換一下形象也不錯呢。」34Please respect copyright.PENANAXXj0zY5kIq
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『真這麼想的話,又為何到此刻還在散發自我犧牲的光芒?』Budda沒說話,在他的臉上,有著跟Iesu一樣,意欲讓約翰安心地離去的柔和微笑。34Please respect copyright.PENANAUH9hVN3eyK
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兩位聖人的說服力不容小覷,約翰安心地點頭。「我明白了。因為要趕飛機,所以請恕我無法護送兩位大人……啊!」約翰說到這兒,忽然拿出手機,給剪了新髮型的Iesu拍照。34Please respect copyright.PENANAphrDZISxyC
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咔嚓。34Please respect copyright.PENANAkIgyEJffLg
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Iesu僵住了。
約翰純熟地用手機打開社交網站,把剛拍到的照片上傳。「大家都很掛念Iesu大人,看到您的近照,會很高興的。」
「哈哈哈……這樣啊。」34Please respect copyright.PENANAGHgEgytx8W
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『這麼在意拍照角度的Iesu,被拍了沒開閃光燈的照片,而且還是從下往上拍啊……』Budda單手掩住眼睛,他不忍心再看下去了。34Please respect copyright.PENANAgk1U6wL3QJ
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幸好,約翰上傳了Iesu的照片後,就心滿意足地離去。34Please respect copyright.PENANAicLxGnU9QL
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Budda用同情的目光看著Iesu的側臉。『這個髮型……得想辦法讓Iesu打起精神來。我能夠做到的事……』34Please respect copyright.PENANA0RwRZQMwle
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Iesu拿出荊棘冠,嘗試戴上它,但腦袋兩邊的頭髮一再把荊棘冠頂開。他低頭看著荊棘冠,充滿接納意味地微笑起來:「真沒辦法呢,連這個也……」34Please respect copyright.PENANAe99sbN8Vvk
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「不介意的話我來幫忙吧!」Budda連忙伸出手,把Iesu腦袋兩側的頭髮壓平,但當他把手移開,Iesu的頭髮就會彈回原狀。他反覆試了幾遍。「不行啊。看來是相當有自我意識的頭髮。」34Please respect copyright.PENANA6PkQpAPxWb
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Iesu垂下嘴角。「Budda啊,你不是有控制頭髮的能力嗎?」34Please respect copyright.PENANA1SW2Ckp5To
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「可是我沒對別人用過。你的髮型可能會變得跟我一樣,這樣沒關係嗎?」34Please respect copyright.PENANATwARhoAJ3B
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他們想像起這樣的畫面來:兩個聖人,一模一樣的小捲頭髮型。34Please respect copyright.PENANAmAB2tjIISs
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「哦哦--不錯嘛!」Iesu的表情就像聖誕節再次來臨了。34Please respect copyright.PENANAvTgcnHOb0O
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「那麽馬上就……」Budda也躍躍欲試,他謹慎把手伸向作祈禱狀的Iesu,但就在指尖還差一毫米就碰到Iesu的頭髮時,他停了下來。34Please respect copyright.PENANAaFnpw5jYyG
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「不行啊Iesu,」Budda把手收回胸前,「上次我生病時,你擔心會把我變成麵包,所以沒法對我施予醫治的奇蹟。那如果我一不小心,把你的頭髮剃光……」34Please respect copyright.PENANAdjrscIsk7z
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Iesu愣住,然後抿起不太自然的笑容,別開了視線。「那個,光頭的話我有點……」34Please respect copyright.PENANAyr8gBh4VJc
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「抱歉,都怪我沒這方面的經驗……」Budda擔憂地看著Iesu的頭髮。34Please respect copyright.PENANAmH5A9cXxcw
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Iesu察覺到Budda的擔心,馬上擠出笑臉,「不要緊的,雖然剪掉頭髮就不像Johnny Depp了,但我沒有不開心啊。」34Please respect copyright.PENANAFq9Z6qx4FF
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Budda無言了。他四處張望,尋找解決的辦法,然後便看到街尾有間賣家庭用品的店。一個念頭從他的腦海閃過。「Iesu,你之前不是想買那個……叫做潤髮乳的東西嗎,用了它頭髮就會變軟,是吧?」34Please respect copyright.PENANAxUVLuqHQFA
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「咦?」Iesu眨動眼睛,「對啊!還有這招呢!」34Please respect copyright.PENANAg0AHBgkS0U
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「那就去買一瓶……不,買兩瓶好了。」34Please respect copyright.PENANA7oPCO1Ux3Y
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『這麽節儉的Budda,居然願意在商店不打折的日子裏,給我買兩瓶潤髮乳……「想買DVD」這種任性的話,以後真的不能再說了呢。』Iesu這樣想著,跟Budda一起走進家品店。34Please respect copyright.PENANAqWBVtyOehS
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家品店內,五彩繽紛的商品令人眼花繚亂。Iesu一如既往,好奇地東張西望,每次他發現新奇的商品,便會拿起來看。34Please respect copyright.PENANATo7CB7UosW
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「潤髮乳是放在……」Budda也始終如一,目標明確,他只尋找自己需要的商品。34Please respect copyright.PENANAWI3U2IxvpA
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忽然,Budda聽見Iesu在喚他。34Please respect copyright.PENANA6AWxgka1XT
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Iesu站在走道另一端,拿著一塊質感十分厚實的砧板,神情就像孩子發現玩具時那樣興高采烈。「快看啊Budda,這個砧板只要八百円!不是說原本那個太小,切不了西瓜嗎?」34Please respect copyright.PENANAfuMBFP2DZU
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「是這樣沒錯。但我們只是來買潤髮乳的,買完就馬上回去吧。」34Please respect copyright.PENANAbRKEXsOaRK
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「哦……。哇Budda,這些廚房用的掛鉤好漂亮--」34Please respect copyright.PENANAGRI6iFY9Yx
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「我們只是來買潤髮乳的。」Budda完全不為所動,「你忘了嗎,現在是月尾。」他說這句話時的語氣,就像在判刑一樣,「一瓶潤髮乳的價錢,就夠買六根蘿蔔,還亂花錢的話就真的……總之,等會經過蔬菜店,看看馬鈴薯有沒有打折吧。」34Please respect copyright.PENANAOvG7TWDXwL
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Iesu把掛鉤放回貨架上時,悄悄地瞄向Budda,『因為要給我買潤髮乳,所以只能吃馬鈴薯,而不能吃蘿蔔了嗎?每次用蘿蔔做料理,Budda都會把菜吃光的,所以其實是喜歡吃蘿蔔的吧。怎能讓Budda為了我,作出這種犧牲呢……』34Please respect copyright.PENANAMeqzYpjEic
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Iesu下定決心了,他來到Budda旁邊,表情相當認真,「Budda,其實還有這個做法的……」Iesu從口袋拿出橡皮圈,把豎起的頭髮緊緊地束成馬尾。「你看,之前也有像這樣,把頭髮束起來吧。看起來很正常,不用買潤髮乳也沒關係啦。你覺得呢?」34Please respect copyright.PENANAHevV3u6fXs
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絕對有關係啊。34Please respect copyright.PENANASEBX8wSy5F
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Budda瞪大眼,目不轉睛地盯著Iesu的髮型。34Please respect copyright.PENANAvSCn0Akpo2
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把強硬地豎立的頭髮束起來之後,它們就在腦後呈怒髮衝冠的模樣,簡直就像……就像偶爾在街上碰到過一次的暴走族一樣。34Please respect copyright.PENANAaXBikvE9T9
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出家人不打誑語。Budda實在沒法贊同Iesu的話,沒法對Iesu說「這樣就可以了」。但是,他也不能任由Iesu繼續強顏歡笑下去。34Please respect copyright.PENANAAavGQ5cNkB
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『不想令我擔心,才會勉強地接受那個髮型的吧。』救助萬民的深厚大愛自Budda心中油然而生。他轉身面向Iesu,慈愛地直視Iesu的臉。34Please respect copyright.PENANA06ocK9jXC0
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「Iesu,請不要再因為髮型而煩惱了,你的內在,才是最重要的啊……」34Please respect copyright.PENANAqVsWFhC6rY
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聽到Budda的安慰話語,Iesu的神情開始放亮--而且越來越亮了。34Please respect copyright.PENANASnysi4Lcj2
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「Budda!你在發光啊?!被人看到的話……」Iesu嘗試用手遮住Budda的臉,但聖人的光芒還是從他的指縫滲出。34Please respect copyright.PENANAcxxTmrO3Qy
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「誒?啊!抱……抱歉!怎麼辦?!」34Please respect copyright.PENANAV87rcI1Mud
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「快想些道德低下的事情啊!」34Please respect copyright.PENANAdU9XdFupae
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「道德低下?可是我……」34Please respect copyright.PENANAWwBUiFHJss
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Budda顧盼左右,想找東西來遮蔽自己,好巧不巧,貨架轉角處傳來人聲,似乎有人朝這邊走過來了。34Please respect copyright.PENANArwOXryLric
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Budda焦急地回頭,跟Iesu打了個照面。在Iesu的臉部周圍,頭髮們自作主張地開枝散葉。一個想法猝不及防地闖入Budda的腦海。34Please respect copyright.PENANAhk49JVy7l9
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暴走族?不……34Please respect copyright.PENANAK2mRECUjlq
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這是雞冠啊。34Please respect copyright.PENANA07WI1Gc5fB
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是雞冠啊。34Please respect copyright.PENANAkmSeAfiaWU
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「怎麼在發呆?咦,光芒沒有了……Budda,你想了什麼?」34Please respect copyright.PENANAL9n3d3cp5x
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Budda張大眼看著Iesu,然後,他慢慢地顫抖起來,最後別過臉去。「Iesu,抱歉,我……」34Please respect copyright.PENANApZiONFhyMj
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「嗯?」Iesu的表情,就像孩子一樣純真。34Please respect copyright.PENANAHhwAf65kia
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這讓Budda更加不忍直視這位同伴了。34Please respect copyright.PENANAJAqxw3LDfs
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Budda的視線到處遊移,終於鎖定了一樣物件。他慎重地把手伸向貨架,拿起兩個塑膠瓶子。34Please respect copyright.PENANAIBpEe8OXxW
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「找到潤髮乳了……買完就去澡堂吧。」34Please respect copyright.PENANA6CsBejc5av
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「咦?啊,好。」34Please respect copyright.PENANANjh920U014
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回程時,要說讓Iesu感到奇怪的事,就是Budda始終不肯正眼看他。34Please respect copyright.PENANAF0NGjS7HrD
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後來--34Please respect copyright.PENANAC3fL7nc95N
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潤髮乳並沒想像中那麽好用。34Please respect copyright.PENANAQDQuNtNYhc
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在澡堂洗頭時,Iesu把大半瓶潤髮乳倒在頭上,連Budda也有來幫忙搓揉他的頭髮。但用清水沖洗後,Iesu一頭濕漉漉的頭髮,還是呈現出十字架的模樣,它們並沒有要向潤髮乳就範的意思。34Please respect copyright.PENANAC5aVtWVC0W
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對於這件事,他們有默契地閉口不談,照樣回家吃飯。吃過晚飯後,因為租的房子沒有浴室,Iesu便在廚房的水槽又洗了一次頭髮,之後他把水槽讓出來給Budda洗碗。34Please respect copyright.PENANAgzWiPZoyyx
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隔了一會,Iesu拿著報紙,來到正在洗碗的Budda面前。「吶Budda,可以幫我接收這個台嗎?八點鐘有相聲大賽的決賽直播啊!」Iesu指著報紙上的廣告,雀躍之情全寫在臉上了。
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「可以啊。你先去擦乾頭髮,生病的話可沒有健保卡。」Budda放下清潔海棉,走到並沒有安裝天線的電視機前。他結出手印,在他周圍迸發出一串電光,原本沒有畫面的電視機,開始播放起相聲節目來。34Please respect copyright.PENANAKffPWc22Fx
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「頭髮……」Budda轉頭,看到Iesu已經端來一盤零食,在電視機前坐了下來。34Please respect copyright.PENANAyIONX7D0RE
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『已經忘掉髮型的事了嗎……算啦,他開心就好。』Budda的視線還是沒有停留在Iesu的髮型上。他回到廚房洗碗,沒過多久,他聽到正在看電視的Iesu笑得很開心。34Please respect copyright.PENANALsDFskL5mU
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「……啊!」34Please respect copyright.PENANAefcE5eurLE
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Iesu的笑聲變成驚呼。Budda連忙探頭去看。34Please respect copyright.PENANAPG5YA0YH8W
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「怎麽了?」34Please respect copyright.PENANAK0wishpk0e
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「頭髮長回來啦……」Iesu看著垂到胸口前的柔軟卷發。就連因為戴不上而掛在Jr.佛像手上的荊棘冠,也開出了花。34Please respect copyright.PENANAfZMxpPs1LD
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「太好了!似乎只要你開心起來,頭髮就會回復原狀啊。」Budda由衷地鬆了口氣。34Please respect copyright.PENANA158GkCYjrn
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Iesu盤腿坐在榻榻米上,單手撐在身後,一副十分悠閒的模樣,他朝Budda招手,「這節目很精彩啊,快過來一起看吧!」34Please respect copyright.PENANAyAE7dRpYg6
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「我先把碗洗完。」34Please respect copyright.PENANAOB1AU82atR
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「看完再洗啦,這真的很……哈哈哈Budda你看這段……」34Please respect copyright.PENANAzUspMtejtG
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「不馬上洗就會像上次那樣有蒼蠅跑來……」34Please respect copyright.PENANA0caRSTfj42
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Budda把滿是肥皂泡的碟子放到水龍頭底下,忽然,Iesu從他肩膀後探出頭來。34Please respect copyright.PENANAy5kN6yP0LA
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「我也幫忙吧,兩個人會比較快喔。」34Please respect copyright.PENANAVLep8zQQWu
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「不用……」Budda已經來不及阻止Iesu的手碰到碗盤。34Please respect copyright.PENANAn8K7XXAmvn
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無辜的碗盤被神的雙手一碰,就全部變成麵包了。34Please respect copyright.PENANApqhYFdvdMU
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「咦?這……」Iesu捧著麵包,表情凝固住,他抬起眼,看到Budda居然在微笑。34Please respect copyright.PENANA6wY2FhXRk7
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「我說,這個月已經沒錢買新碗了喔?」本來在洗碗的Budda停了手,稍微側頭看著Iesu,臉上是他標誌的古典式微笑,「是可以從緊急資金裡先墊著啦。只不過,下個月的娛樂費用,就要扣掉了。這樣可以吧?」34Please respect copyright.PENANAvyvVEQjzQ9
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「當、當然可以啊。」34Please respect copyright.PENANAqFIHYPSV0A
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據說,用微笑的表情令人打從心底內疚到無法反駁,是Budda的拿手絕活。34Please respect copyright.PENANAMl1hSb452R
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再後來--34Please respect copyright.PENANA6dgEiRuDKX
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洗頭後不擦乾頭髮的Iesu果然生病了。沒有健保卡的他,正在猶豫要不要把這件事告訴Budda。34Please respect copyright.PENANAeJ2T0R7h28
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難捱的月尾,還有兩天才會過去。34Please respect copyright.PENANAIIZKh9QOzo
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