前言:58Please respect copyright.PENANAodOqAo3pmD
惡搞穿越是一篇非常短非常短的穿越文,至於他(她?)怎麼生出來的,只能說是俺走在路上突然蹦出來的。58Please respect copyright.PENANA1fRnT4jjep
58Please respect copyright.PENANAcAyT0Q3lqg
個人是覺得很欠砍又很欠扁,如果有人看完有同感,請勿追殺。若覺得無趣,請別砸雞蛋。58Please respect copyright.PENANAIcsjhx7CPC
58Please respect copyright.PENANAyhB2BTQieE
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58Please respect copyright.PENANA5AROfN3n53
第一章。說明書很重要!58Please respect copyright.PENANA5lcA9tovQE
58Please respect copyright.PENANAhqCCWIkYmx
傍晚的路上,有一個長相16歲,實際年齡22歲的女孩走在路上,她-林笑姝(你笑死)正抱著自己新得到的寶貝,一邊哼著小調準備走回家。58Please respect copyright.PENANAWzMCGeokGf
58Please respect copyright.PENANAbaMQWHg2ut
雖然已有22歲的林笑姝,卻只有16歲的外表,16歲的心靈。看到有趣的物品,總是忍不住就有花錢的衝動,雙馬尾的造型,顯得她那稚氣的臉更稚氣。58Please respect copyright.PENANApgIwsIqRMG
58Please respect copyright.PENANAgFq1TkzUZg
回到家的林笑姝打開了那寶貝的盒子,從裡面拿出了一個小本子,那就是人人皆知的聖物-說明書!58Please respect copyright.PENANAgZeTrFVvCe
58Please respect copyright.PENANA1Cn81rFTU1
玩具說明書:58Please respect copyright.PENANAnfGeT205tR
58Please respect copyright.PENANAgvT4FOgKnh
一、撕開包裝,拆開盒子。(林笑姝點了點頭,以一種非普通人的蠻力將包裝撕毀掉,在將盒子肢解)58Please respect copyright.PENANA1lZPsR44fd
58Please respect copyright.PENANAHGGEELVRYT
二、起動,我相信使用者都會,不會的可以去試試看撞牆,或看第三點。(林笑姝看了一下旁邊的小零件,搖了搖頭,起身,撞牆。察覺似乎沒什麼用,繼續第三點)58Please respect copyright.PENANA7PEcsLHeIg
58Please respect copyright.PENANAmoaJGk7Sas
三、直接案下去,在來看後面的警告(林笑姝看到了幾個大字,覺得警告什麼的都是相似字體罷了,同時也忽略了第三點後面的小字-如果你看的到)58Please respect copyright.PENANASZLP9yodnt
58Please respect copyright.PENANAyO7NuOhSEz
「嗯......按下去,不知道會發生什麼事情呢。」林笑姝歪著小腦袋,猶豫了,畢竟這玩具是自己從黑市買來的......好恐怖、好有趣在心裡打轉著。58Please respect copyright.PENANAHi427jTbeN
58Please respect copyright.PENANAUcXQxGy5bX
最後,林笑姝還是決定按下去,畢竟自己的好奇心不按下去就無法滿足!就在按下去的那一瞬間......碰碰碰!同時,那說明書的警告頁也剛好飄到林笑姝眼前,說明書上寫著:說明書是神聖的,不看你就知道,因為這東西按了就會爆炸♥。58Please respect copyright.PENANADMcBv4XVoA
58Please respect copyright.PENANA8f3QBYEPL2
林笑姝內心的迷之音:58Please respect copyright.PENANAwyeFju9HVx
58Please respect copyright.PENANAkgZNWU2MB4
一、爆炸了,好漂亮--好有趣阿--!58Please respect copyright.PENANAB1Z0TBFlaE
58Please respect copyright.PENANAl6w16tYsCr
二、不過,還是挺痛的......58Please respect copyright.PENANAEolRTn7yXo
58Please respect copyright.PENANAnBQKIRhvNW
三、說明書......真的好重要阿......
ns216.73.216.94da2 惡搞穿越是一篇非常短非常短的穿越文,至於他(她?)怎麼生出來的,只能說是俺走在路上突然蹦出來的。58Please respect copyright.PENANA1fRnT4jjep
58Please respect copyright.PENANAcAyT0Q3lqg
個人是覺得很欠砍又很欠扁,如果有人看完有同感,請勿追殺。若覺得無趣,請別砸雞蛋。58Please respect copyright.PENANAIcsjhx7CPC
58Please respect copyright.PENANAyhB2BTQieE
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------58Please respect copyright.PENANA02QdJfWdvN
58Please respect copyright.PENANA5AROfN3n53
第一章。說明書很重要!58Please respect copyright.PENANA5lcA9tovQE
58Please respect copyright.PENANAhqCCWIkYmx
傍晚的路上,有一個長相16歲,實際年齡22歲的女孩走在路上,她-林笑姝(你笑死)正抱著自己新得到的寶貝,一邊哼著小調準備走回家。58Please respect copyright.PENANAWzMCGeokGf
58Please respect copyright.PENANAbaMQWHg2ut
雖然已有22歲的林笑姝,卻只有16歲的外表,16歲的心靈。看到有趣的物品,總是忍不住就有花錢的衝動,雙馬尾的造型,顯得她那稚氣的臉更稚氣。58Please respect copyright.PENANApgIwsIqRMG
58Please respect copyright.PENANAgFq1TkzUZg
回到家的林笑姝打開了那寶貝的盒子,從裡面拿出了一個小本子,那就是人人皆知的聖物-說明書!58Please respect copyright.PENANAgZeTrFVvCe
58Please respect copyright.PENANA1Cn81rFTU1
玩具說明書:58Please respect copyright.PENANAnfGeT205tR
58Please respect copyright.PENANAgvT4FOgKnh
一、撕開包裝,拆開盒子。(林笑姝點了點頭,以一種非普通人的蠻力將包裝撕毀掉,在將盒子肢解)58Please respect copyright.PENANA1lZPsR44fd
58Please respect copyright.PENANAHGGEELVRYT
二、起動,我相信使用者都會,不會的可以去試試看撞牆,或看第三點。(林笑姝看了一下旁邊的小零件,搖了搖頭,起身,撞牆。察覺似乎沒什麼用,繼續第三點)58Please respect copyright.PENANA7PEcsLHeIg
58Please respect copyright.PENANAmoaJGk7Sas
三、直接案下去,在來看後面的警告(林笑姝看到了幾個大字,覺得警告什麼的都是相似字體罷了,同時也忽略了第三點後面的小字-如果你看的到)58Please respect copyright.PENANASZLP9yodnt
58Please respect copyright.PENANAyO7NuOhSEz
「嗯......按下去,不知道會發生什麼事情呢。」林笑姝歪著小腦袋,猶豫了,畢竟這玩具是自己從黑市買來的......好恐怖、好有趣在心裡打轉著。58Please respect copyright.PENANAHi427jTbeN
58Please respect copyright.PENANAUcXQxGy5bX
最後,林笑姝還是決定按下去,畢竟自己的好奇心不按下去就無法滿足!就在按下去的那一瞬間......碰碰碰!同時,那說明書的警告頁也剛好飄到林笑姝眼前,說明書上寫著:說明書是神聖的,不看你就知道,因為這東西按了就會爆炸♥。58Please respect copyright.PENANADMcBv4XVoA
58Please respect copyright.PENANA8f3QBYEPL2
林笑姝內心的迷之音:58Please respect copyright.PENANAwyeFju9HVx
58Please respect copyright.PENANAkgZNWU2MB4
一、爆炸了,好漂亮--好有趣阿--!58Please respect copyright.PENANAB1Z0TBFlaE
58Please respect copyright.PENANAl6w16tYsCr
二、不過,還是挺痛的......58Please respect copyright.PENANAEolRTn7yXo
58Please respect copyright.PENANAnBQKIRhvNW
三、說明書......真的好重要阿......