Eric was on his boat. He was sailing with his crew, as the siren watched from the rocks.
"Hey, Cap. Why are you tying the other guys up?"
"Well, this be siren territory me lad. We gots ta hide those non-virgins before they go to the fish women to make them their wives. Alas, me married man is not susepceiealsdkable to them."
"Why did you.."
"Author doesn't know how to spell."
Suddenly, singing.
"NO, ME LAD!! I FORGOT TO TIE YOU UP!! NOOOO!!"
Eric began attempting to swim to the siren.
"ill marry you if you make it 2 me lmaoaoao i doubt you will ahahahaha!! noooo don't marry me aha unless ;) ahaha im kidding lmaoooo- ahem. STARING AT DEATH I TAKE A BREATH THERE'S NOTHING LEFT"
"NOOOOO ME LAD!! IT'S THE COPYRIGHT GAME MUSIC SINGING SIREN!! YER DEAD IF YA MAKE IT TO HER!!!"
"I NEED THAT NERD KISSES I NEED IT COME ON CAP LET GO OF ME"
"I CLOSE MY EYES FOR ONE LAST TIME TO SAY GOODBYE"
Eric broke free, sprinting to the water and the beautiful nerd bae who awaited him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ME LAD COME BACKKKKKKKKKKKK NOOOOOOOOO"
"LYIN NAKED WHILE THE SNOW FALLS ALL AROUND ME!!!!! DRIFTIN CLOSER TO THE ASH BUT SHE WONT HAVE MEohhh look who we have here ;) he's beautiful lmao we're gonna be cannibal yaoi"
"WAIT!! ME LAD, HE'S A MAN???"
"yasss"
"I DON'T CARE! COME KIS SME-"
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and then eric died, the end! lol i haven't written in ages please forgive me for this
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