早上七點，陳小衰從床上醒來，心情大好。今天是個特別的日子——他決定要改變人生！不再倒楣、不再搞砸任何事！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeQr1JxMaB
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「從今天起，我要做一個正常人！」他站在鏡子前握拳宣誓。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyb3h6njoHS
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五分鐘後，他踩到自己的拖鞋，整個人用飛撲的姿勢摔進了衣櫃。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo09dzZ3jnM
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「沒事！只是小小的意外！」陳小衰爬起來，繼續對自己洗腦。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpmZgvawie
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然後，他拿起牙刷，擠上牙膏，往嘴裡一放——嗯？怎麼辣辣的？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJ2raTk8hu
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他低頭一看，手上那條「牙膏」寫著三個大字：洗面乳。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflecH6cawi
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「呃呃呃呃呃！！！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawP7E5RW4e
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當他一邊狂漱口一邊懷疑人生的時候，他的手機突然響了。來電的是他的兩個死黨，王小霉和李必衰，沒錯，他們就是命運選中的「倒霉三人組」。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19fnfGx7IA
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王小霉：「快！我們去試試今天一定不會倒楣的方法！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LgGCemKLf
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李必衰：「我們找到一本書，上面說只要我們三個在出門前大喊三次我是幸運兒，就能改變命運！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtt7aIbGxKf
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陳小衰：「真的假的？感覺很唬人欸……」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10g4DYD02R
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王小霉：「不試試看怎麼知道？」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGTIFgPbor
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三個人站在公園集合，手牽手，深吸一口氣，齊聲大喊——69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICYOmbdgRC
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「我是幸運兒！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIsXe6NNr2
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「我是幸運兒！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrqtQPRTRw
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「我是幸運兒！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYsPfWCjpq
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然後，天上的鳥直接往他們頭上拉了一坨……69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAPaiH78h0
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