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我例行性地從辦公室走出來，朝公司大門走去，準備領取外送的飲料。身為公司菜鳥，幫所有同事拿珍珠奶茶是我每天的任務，共計一百零八杯，沉甸甸的職場責任。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPoREM9O2n
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手機突然發出刺耳的鈴聲，上司傳來一則訊息——87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNhT4BlU6L
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「訂單飛走了，趕快追回來！」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH20ut1q9w
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxloKblu6wm
飛走？我的腦袋瞬間當機。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36ujnfUiQA
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訂單能飛去哪裡？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDFVRpju0X
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答案是——一百零八杯珍珠奶茶在半路被騎著飛天掃把的巫婆搶走了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkiGmxWvdM
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這也太荒唐了吧！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3fsNbwLxK
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7thdeLKXj
我心裡叫苦連天，公司的頂樓不是有直升機嗎？怎麼會叫我去追？我連車都沒有。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvApWekDiI
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbDmgNHC1P
「經理，我只有單車，我要怎麼追飛天巫婆？」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKp6vnxzdz
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvCMlG2hFX
「笨蛋！那台直升機是老闆的，誰敢開？公司裡你最菜，當然派你去。好好表現！」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIC97MoKjmq
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eyayrlpCj
要怎麼追到在天上飛的巫婆啊？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3qCq1vq0S
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiu3qUZvQkt
我突然想起阿嬤教我的咒語，心中默念：「南無阿彌陀佛，南無阿彌陀佛……」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyetVkFBXL
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNf3dERAwx
過了半天，神蹟沒有發生。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR92kD2IpLk
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSrZzqxO43
可能神明今天請特休。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MXy0NWRiV
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87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxIjUOtlxu
這時，上司的訊息又來了——87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cMGWjJLUm
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLbwdKO7t3
「追到了嗎？快回報！」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1pBSEFu4k
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxW09CeviH
奇蹟不會發生，我只能靠自己。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEVIQwbIja
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXD3zckSAc
我騎上單車，在街上像無頭蒼蠅亂晃，視線緊盯著藍天，尋找巫婆的蹤影。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJGt0D2aYC
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBQwxoTtpm
結果，一個不留神，我被逆向行駛的砂石車迎面撞上，砰——87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSm8VFw3yVV
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然後，我泡進了一鍋溫熱的液體裡。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPp5o4xcQf
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuBs3mG7fc
我在鍋裡掙扎，發現四周漂浮著大量黑珍珠，奶茶的黏稠感讓我渾身不適，身體像是泡在某種胃液中，糖分一點一滴滲入毛細孔。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcVZmjEc1g
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「這裡是哪？」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mgPvyokuf
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNdhUYAuMD
巫婆的臉湊近，笑吟吟地看著我。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Oo77OwkcJ
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWShxKIud2
「我在天上看見你差點被砂石車撞死，出於好心，把你救起來。」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIBBEP4qJR
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA03puC0alY
我盯著她，這巫婆美得不像話，完全不是童話裡那種滿臉皺紋、鼻子長瘤的老婦人。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxGNJ2rQkL
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQeyzoRLRZ
但我還泡在奶茶鍋裡，這說詞可信嗎？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRcEkpTs40
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl37WGciwjI
我緊張地問：「妳對我做了什麼？」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyeJ3pedUm
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWV4z7bLLs8
巫婆唇角一勾，語帶戲謔：「臭小子，你沒聽過『青蛙撞奶』嗎？你就是青蛙，哈哈哈哈！」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGojOK61Pq7
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sOrv1D0s7
我的臉色瞬間大變。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwUD3uMEcR
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoC6hN5Mqzc
這巫婆外表美麗，內心卻極度惡劣！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFd4MqM0Kho
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMZiYWJJnp
我掙扎著想爬出鍋子，但鍋口太高，我手碰不到，腳也踩不著底。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQisBazHWE
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就在我陷入絕望時——87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYnEfcnaxy
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ629VwXfj9l
嗡嗡嗡——直升機飛來了！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxpwqox7Bh
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykA9LX0tT7
老闆從上面探出頭，對我大喊：「小子，撐住！我放下救援繩梯！」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQOH0LsDig
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBUZXQr0iE
我激動萬分，心想太好了，老闆終於來救我了！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnfQpwqL74
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEulUoN9HU
下一秒，直升機上丟下來的卻是一張感謝狀。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhiOlEZLzD
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWALnAAFqpW
「感謝你為公司的付出，我們找到比你更新鮮的年輕人，明天不用來上班，祝福你未來光芒萬丈。」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbsn3bOdP4
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlkZ6i9YRa
我握著感謝狀，絕望地沉入湯底。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEEb6bybDs
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qY2XdnyUI
巫婆笑眯眯地準備蓋上鍋蓋，我連忙喊道：「住手！我身體早已被加班摧殘，毒素累積，吃了肯定會拉肚子三天三夜！」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGWgqRMCra
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzaZ0JHQyr
巫婆眉頭微皺，猶豫地咕噥：「難得有個好吃的小鮮肉，不吃可惜……但吃了可能會中毒……」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyq1QraPwY
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZzF5Y6TRd
我見狀，立刻趁熱打鐵：「與其吃掉我，不如讓我當你的學徒！我會努力工作，為你創造十倍業績！」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRKrANHCP5
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUTAmkuU9o
巫婆盯著我，一字一句道：「你是認真的？」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLvvDiTZOW
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「認真的！」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvea76sS9a
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltqC6Jjqjw
「好，成交。」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Jdm7TYNfX
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Fcdoihq9E
她輕輕一抱，把我從湯鍋裡提了出來，像拎一隻玩偶般毫不費力。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmLYYtqdLA
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYar8pJrZYo
巫婆遞給我一把刀：「你的第一個任務——去取一顆少女真摯的心。」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyPiDFUmTL
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNY4tKxIxk
我大驚：「妳要我殺人？！」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfOuZQIGjG
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJg8051ns2
「當然！」她冷笑，「你以為我天生就長這麼美嗎？當然是用少女的心敷臉啊！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQmejRlOyd
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbp7hShKBl
醒來時，我躺在醫院的病床上，手裡還握著那把刀。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCO8IpV65dT
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ta4opO4X7
巫婆的聲音在耳邊幽幽響起：「青蛙！等一下就有少女來看你了，這是你的好機會……」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mHhxSs5Hl
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdFhxVZMSg
不久，一顆金色的球滾到床邊，一名身穿洋裝的少女開口：「先生，可以幫我撿球嗎？」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWgsof2JH7
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZWCAEQO15
我本想抱怨她怎麼不自己撿，卻發現她坐在輪椅上。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSEnKlvNdH
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbVFKjPJHy
我心生憐憫，撿起球遞給她。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6px2ZiQv6
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBd8nQMbOl
巫婆的聲音又在我耳邊幽幽響起：「殺了她，挖出她的心……」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTJM7DHCL6
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkvqdlzZA2
我心中百般掙扎。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcqE4bX5gK
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZKR7FAeah
少女純真的笑容讓我動搖。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiIsLaO2fK
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這份笑容讓我想起童年，那時的快樂很簡單——父親帶我去雜貨店買一把塑膠劍，我就能開心好幾天。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Hvl4XGBIE
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jUCvSLzaA
但現在，作為一個打工仔，快樂好難。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmv9X4lXN4k
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5bbiqdRIe
如果我摘下她的心，她的父母、朋友再也見不到這個笑容了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAhhPM8sQZ
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqs1Vo7jGAp
巫婆冷冷地問：「你要快樂，還是死亡？」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FVt0SPlPc
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdmxkkV79i
我緊握拳頭：「你殺了我吧！我要用生命守護這份笑容。」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1RpJPWQzs
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMT7BK33LB
我將刀遞給巫婆，稟住呼吸，平靜地接受自己的命運。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMquphcncFB
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwrVqo3LhL
巫婆露出哭笑不得的笑容說：「我真是被你打敗了！我跟你說這世界上最沒用的特質就是單純，你身上百分之百的屬性就是單純，所以你就是沒用的人。」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbXT7ABrVm
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDa5PpG7JhL
「真的是這樣嗎？」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78LDTULq2O
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JfGDpBOAv
「連殺人都心軟，你算甚麼男人？古來英雄豪傑手上不都沾滿人血嗎？既然你怎麼沒用，今晚你就當我的火鍋料吧！」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fk1m0XLe7
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDhqrkNeT0
巫婆嘲諷地說。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1smoREUSyz
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumWEKoVaMX
下一秒，我再次被丟進鍋中，與竹輪、魚板、貢丸、豆腐、水晶餃子、肉片、白菜一起共浴。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziplxCFymP
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLb8oQ5ZWH9
巫婆笑吟吟地看著我：「雖然沒少女的心敷臉，但吃掉小鮮肉也不錯。」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80bXb4OLvX
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gWQg9fkGf
然後，她脫下長袍，跳進鍋裡，目光火熱，露出雪白的牙齒。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSU0tCHxoAK
87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrcYt9nKjR
她說要吃掉我……87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDjI0hWH9F
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難道……是另一種意思？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyo9ikE3ANF
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