這個題目其實是來自於當初看到S2O Taiwan時,17Please respect copyright.PENANA8SVBT2Gdlx
一個美麗的誤會~17Please respect copyright.PENANAOdMcl8Ym1R
我以為這個S2O是什麼化學式~17Please respect copyright.PENANAEX8zyVhlBi
因為SO2就是二氧化硫嘛!17Please respect copyright.PENANAGVEZEKCa4I
(請原諒我沒有將數字做下標)17Please respect copyright.PENANAXoQBXWNMC7
但我其實後來也沒有再去查S2O是什麼意思~17Please respect copyright.PENANAKQCcEtOpgA
還是其實是S20(S二十, S Twenty)呢~17Please respect copyright.PENANAzzCW2KAT4H
Anyway,17Please respect copyright.PENANAKK7qPNmQcS
雖然高中時是讀第二類組,17Please respect copyright.PENANABfkhhRBvaY
我的化學幾乎都快忘光了~17Please respect copyright.PENANAfnvVtlUGoF
大概只剩還記得前30個元素週期表的順序...17Please respect copyright.PENANAE0NQJ6ueO8
那化合物有很多,17Please respect copyright.PENANAylgsvjEJaO
因此與其說是分析跟學長有關的化合物,17Please respect copyright.PENANAllPeoMgGYd
不如說是把我還記得的化合物拼湊出來,17Please respect copyright.PENANArOAC03hwEf
與學長做關聯吧!
第一個選項是葡萄糖,C6H12O617Please respect copyright.PENANAYYeRjnRGto
印象中,17Please respect copyright.PENANAToznRuMe3I
葡萄糖其實是一步一步往上升的(越合越多),17Please respect copyright.PENANAgKh9ALnkC3
和果糖一樣是單醣,17Please respect copyright.PENANAcbWPF6KoEN
既然有單醣,17Please respect copyright.PENANACCyGuuSffe
就會有雙醣或以上醣類~17Please respect copyright.PENANAOlV3pIVJ9K
而說到醣類就想到碳水化合物~17Please respect copyright.PENANANaPB1PHzhB
比方肥宅快樂水(可樂)等等~17Please respect copyright.PENANAeQcztX0y0p
那因為是醣類的最小單位往上升,17Please respect copyright.PENANAlHt8wYxaV0
好比藍莓學園的聯盟社,17Please respect copyright.PENANAMRG0qlMk4J
需要過五關斬六將,17Please respect copyright.PENANAU9r30It4kE
才能與四天王對決~17Please respect copyright.PENANAckXeopLQJM
我相信學長應該也是有經過這個階段吧?17Please respect copyright.PENANAbeIXJ6pjFH
除此之外,17Please respect copyright.PENANAbkxFZKuiBu
喜歡吃零食的他,17Please respect copyright.PENANAqD8fkQasqX
一定也很常接觸碳水化合物~17Please respect copyright.PENANAaV08foiatd
再來,17Please respect copyright.PENANA4xko4GHT91
既然是單醣,17Please respect copyright.PENANA0JYxPsVgBf
有點像是學長留級三年,17Please respect copyright.PENANAJz6KpWuoGp
遲遲不肯進化成雙糖或多醣體一樣~
第二個則是二氧化碳,CO217Please respect copyright.PENANA2UzxlRiLSZ
雖然滅火器有很多種類型,17Please respect copyright.PENANANeyFc5cDYm
其中一種就是二氧化碳乾粉,17Please respect copyright.PENANAwcFKs6huHq
利用CO2會搶氧氣,17Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6AxzF5HDB
導致火源失去易燃物而能滅火。17Please respect copyright.PENANA7jGMozwtgG
這讓我想到他與小學弟赤松的前輩晚輩關係~17Please respect copyright.PENANAx1cgZbxUn5
此外,17Please respect copyright.PENANAMVRi8b2Gfu
二氧化碳如果燃燒不完全,17Please respect copyright.PENANACi0YDRzmsA
就會變成一氧化碳,17Please respect copyright.PENANAA95CH7jufx
可能會引起一氧化碳中毒!17Please respect copyright.PENANA3q8U1fyTxa
對應赤松希望學長做什麼事情時能夠先跟他討論~17Please respect copyright.PENANAMZrRd9UUuE
當然,17Please respect copyright.PENANADBNhwqAdGr
所謂的可樂,17Please respect copyright.PENANAklxqoWnzKt
聽說就是水加上二氧化碳以及焦糖~17Please respect copyright.PENANAk9SPDIiiTl
又是跟肥宅快樂水有關係呀!17Please respect copyright.PENANAcMu7MZG2kt
不過沒有任何證據顯示學長會喜歡喝這種飲料就是...17Please respect copyright.PENANAhVeUPQt9lc
說不定他喜歡的其實是茶也說不定...
最後一個不免俗的就是一氧化二氫,H2O17Please respect copyright.PENANASckVaCSLvI
ㄘㄟˊ~其實就是水啦!17Please respect copyright.PENANAqGxiQf9imH
因為水的三態是大家最熟悉的物質不同的樣態~17Please respect copyright.PENANA5IHiP9UUSI
這也是為什麼我完全不能接受有水屬性,17Please respect copyright.PENANA7QSnsNVL6V
怎麼可以把冰屬性另外拉出來呢?17Please respect copyright.PENANA8gnPxT8hzf
提到冰,就會想到水的固態,17Please respect copyright.PENANAyu8nAwQzFY
對應學長喜歡寒冷~17Please respect copyright.PENANAe1TffUIW0f
此外有一句諺語:水能載舟、亦能覆舟。17Please respect copyright.PENANAd9TDPdNqaO
學長的個性讓一些人覺得很G8,17Please respect copyright.PENANAOOgrOW8RRW
又有些人覺得學長很仔細看待人際關係~17Please respect copyright.PENANAiShldGFuPq
由於水達到沸點就會變成水蒸氣,17Please respect copyright.PENANARPKhW1glqf
把"達到沸點"這件事當作是人的精神昇華,17Please respect copyright.PENANAe9eO1iqSlL
又或者是精力壯盛,17Please respect copyright.PENANABtBwiTwv98
那麼白天的學長就像是液態的水,好像攤在社辦的桌子不想動~17Please respect copyright.PENANAKIBQ155aRI
(聯想到曬太陽的貓頭鷹融化的樣子)17Please respect copyright.PENANAXfIi078yP6
晚上的學長就是氣態的水,17Please respect copyright.PENANAaR59MGZPbo
整個晚上都很有精神!17Please respect copyright.PENANAHc5dnnJfPu
戰鬥中的學長則是固態的水,17Please respect copyright.PENANAGRpTMcQuOk
像冰塊一樣結實且可雕塑,17Please respect copyright.PENANAjHE3BxYPWk
好比靈活的對戰方式一樣~
分析到這邊,17Please respect copyright.PENANAKM9EtdPplZ
我已經把我的腦汁都絞盡了~17Please respect copyright.PENANAWXKRnQrl0a
剩下的化合物就算有想到,17Please respect copyright.PENANAhjmoZYSTKU
也不知道該怎麼跟學長聯想了~17Please respect copyright.PENANAAKN9E7m3mv
據說有人會用氧氣來比喻心愛的人,17Please respect copyright.PENANA9Z1Don0mJd
就像是沒有氧氣要怎麼活那樣~17Please respect copyright.PENANAh5djnz7dG8
可是我覺得人際關係還是不應該這麼綁死,17Please respect copyright.PENANA4jOeFw2mQr
而且這根本就是情緒勒索嘛!17Please respect copyright.PENANAK21hn0A51U
如果相處後發現真的不適合,17Please respect copyright.PENANA1IK8fL7gf2
那就好聚好散吧!17Please respect copyright.PENANAzHcwk0BXEK
讓我想起泰勒(Taylor)的一首歌:17Please respect copyright.PENANAN2qiK5tYc9
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together17Please respect copyright.PENANAtnCMpQilG3
我很喜歡旋律,17Please respect copyright.PENANAFqz3BxR64K
也覺得歌詞很有意思~17Please respect copyright.PENANA0V66tPbNtc
雖然我人生中從來沒機會唱這首歌17Please respect copyright.PENANA1OOXlwVUsJ
(因為母胎單身)17Please respect copyright.PENANA4Jdp9HwBVC
好不容易把這首歌的歌詞背起來,17Please respect copyright.PENANATHbwEljEH5
結果我在KTV從來沒找到這首歌過...17Please respect copyright.PENANAcZlIJG8B2D
儘管聽說愛情就是一系列的化學作用,17Please respect copyright.PENANAnzkNNNK0lD
我大概是什麼惰性氣體,17Please respect copyright.PENANADD2kZy5pLu
很難和其它物質發生化學反應。17Please respect copyright.PENANApVBxbR8zhD
所以人生就這樣了吧哈哈哈~
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