"Daddy," Sammie asked, looking up from the coloring pages her two older siblings mocked her for and to the couch her father sat on, as if a thought just occurred to her.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNzqh3zLt6
"Yes, Sammie?" Her father said, tearing his eyes from a (what Sammie considered terribly boring) book, looking above the tips of his reading glasses to look at her.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5xaY54hXX
"Where did you and Mommy meet?" Sammie tapped the crayon across her brow and clicked her feet together as she lay on the ground.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmWi8u2o22
Her youngest brother, Thaddeus, whipped his head to his father from the other side of the living room. His computer game would have to wait. For he wished to know the story for many years passed.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixqjUo7O8W
Jordie, the oldest (and most stuck up, according to Thaddeus) brother smiled to himself quietly and pushed his glasses higher up his nose like a professional anime character. Oh yes, he knew the story. He'd just been biding his time and patiently waiting for his little sister to ask the Golden Question. According to him, it was he that planted the idea in little Sammie's head... but that was a story for another time- a story much less important than the one his father was ready to tell by the look on his face.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnofA5u8je
Their mother walked in as if she too was counting down the minutes until the question was asked. Jordie's smile reflected on her own face. She sat elegantly next to her husband and placed her hand on his knee.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoe0jD35eRi
The tension in the room rose when many seconds went by and the children started to become impatient. Except for Jordie, who still was doing that anime thing. He deserves an Oscar for that performance, seriously. He was still doing it. His mouth must be sore. But Jordie knew it wasn't. He had been working out his mouth for years now, waiting and preparing for this precise moment. Now was his moment. Now was his time to shine! Except for the fact that no one was even looking at him... but that didn't seem to bother him.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYpzrUmZdh
As the tension grew- "Well?" Thaddeus demanded impatiently, ruining the moment for everyone else, especially Jordie who definitely had his creepy anime smile down. "How'd you guys freaking meet already?" For he knew that he was just a character for some stupid story for a competition of a writing sight for nerds that he never heard about. FOR HE KNEW THAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO KEEP IT PG! Also, his parents were right there.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuB0znvowf
"Well," his father began, really dragging out the cinematic moment as he drew out a long, exasperated sigh, "It all started sixteen years ago today."981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLhFY6vzr4
"Well that was f***ing convenient," Sammie said, forgetting to keep it PG and shocking everyone in the room... except Jordie, who was still doing that stupid anime glasses smile thingy.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwmHI84E4B
"Indeed," her mother said.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXleKtwg3U
"Also, you're grounded after this," the father said, still somehow remaining looking and sounding dramatic as he looked dramatically out the window.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJBRBCzCiT
"Indeed," his wife said.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhLNUwqhmX
"Well," the father began his story, "Your mother and I were ready to settle down." Sammie could tell he was about to start to drone on, and she regretted asking him in the first place. "But one night we just said frick it," he winked to an imaginary camera like he was in The Office, "and both went to a bar."981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Te1HFPmwK
Sammie gasped.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQEb8SDLPC
Thaddeus looked disappointed.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZflzCZ4fH
Jordie smiled creepily.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3aYLBy1YX
"What?" Their father said, "Adultery is boring you know."981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclDOKC1bYu
"Indeed," his wife said.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPt3hZXUAiA
"Uhh, dad," Thaddeus said, "I'm pretty sure that's not what Adultery means."981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRLYzDDLWY
"Nonsense," his father said.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYc2UKeQ16
"Indeed," his wife said.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUkmSsVeLU
Jordie smiled creepily.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiCNt5T5dI
"Okay, whatever," Thaddeus said.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtt3XKiPVXq
"Then we got very- very drunk." Their father laughed.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OqbGQpvOD
"INDEED," his wife said.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFd3dd9pbKj
"We thought it would be funny to be criminals. That's how drunk we were." The children wondered if they were supposed to laugh, expect for Jordie, who still smiled creepily.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnRdmnEy3N
He continued, "So we did. We killed the bartender and stole all the money in the cash register."981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1Pxf4Vm54
"Wow... um okay. Very funny dad," Thaddeus said, noticing the scarred expression on Sammie's face.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzOJ8dECLZ
"I'm not joking," his father said.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwbqXOMvHW
"Indeed," his wife said.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJ5MJjqfUY
Jordie smiled creepily, for this was his favorite part.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPSkUDKfIH
"We soon realized this is what God made us for on his good Earth," the father said. Sammie and Thaddeus blinked repeatedly. Jordie smiled creepily.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3MO93QzLy
He went on dramatically, "They sent a few cops to stop us. HA! As if that could stop us. We were uncontrollable. We fell in love right there."981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Am7oy3XLG
"Okay, dad. That's cool. I think I'm satisfied now-" Thaddeus said.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxsSQ7XDCS
"I'm not done," he smiled almost as creepily as Jordie. "In fact, I'm only getting started." Jordie smiled.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhY7LQDZJEh
"Oh great." Thaddeus sighed.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpGSAuDxW4
"Indeed," his mother said happily. Thaddeus wondered how he never noticed his mother's limited vocabulary.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PiqqNgbAa
"They sent SWAT after us, but we were always one step ahead. We set up landmines around for miles." Jordie smiled. His father still went on: "We killed hundreds that day. No day after was ever like that. For a whole year, we went on like this, pillaging and murdering. It was beautiful. And bloody, very bloody."981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtffZXOW2rp
"Indeed," his wife said.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7l3sowHk7
"Finally, we were captured and brought to justice." He laughed, "Funny that they thought they could hold us. We killed all the guards and inmates and got out. And after living life to the fullest for another year or so, we settled down, and had all of you." He sighed and smiled.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvvaiFRShd
"HAH!" Thaddeus said, "I was waiting for you to admit it! Consider this your final bringing to JUSTICE! You think that I was just another, innocent, child? HAH! No. I was just biding my time! Waiting! Watching! You think Sammie asked you of her own accord? Of course not! Jordie actually planted that idea inside her head(Jordie smiled wider)! But guess who planted that idea inside of his head? (Jordie's smile finally vanished) You're all idiots! I was waiting for this moment for six years! Ever since the FBI recruited me into their forces when I was only three years old! I played my cards well, didn't I, father?" He ripped off a mask. He looked- exactly the same. His parents gasped. Jordie did, too, but he didn't know why.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZlPDOfvVi
"That's right, who could've guessed that the SWAT captain you thought you killed would actually be your son using a time machine! The one you named me after! Thaddeus! HAHA, that's right! You thought you were always ahead, but no! I was always ahead! I've been ahead sixteen years ago! I was there that night at the bar! I was listening! I was always listening! I've been listening all my childhood life! You think I've always been listening to music and you could talk about your crimes because you thought I couldn't hear? NO! The pair you bought me four years ago doesn't even work anymore! I DON'T EVEN LIKE PUNK ROCK ANYMORE!"981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzAPlMioaU
Gasps around the room.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHVq6dSAnU
He continued, "Goodbye mother, father."981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJplX3rcvdW
"Indeed," her voice was deathly quiet."981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngvRI49EEt
"See you in hell, Mother f***ers!" Thaddeus said, forgetting that it was supposed to be PG. He pulled out a gun and killed his parents.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iC0qyMxx2
The End
Why in the living hell did I write this?981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVPKJZWi89
Based off a true story981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qbB8a44QW
