我想，鬼差跟神仙大概是差不多的。
餐風飲露就夠了，睡飽就在那裡飛來飛去，有空拯救個蒼生，悲天個憫人甚麼的。
現在才發現，原來鬼差的生活有夠苦。
越像神仙的越苦。
李元之後，我們閒了好一段時間。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jAiiJ0iAS
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某天晚上。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXHWDWFSb8
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「夠了。」我放下筷子，狠拍桌子。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIuYVWSKQZ
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「飽了？那碗筷收拾一下，等會記得洗碗。」老白老神在在的，又夾了一筷子咸菜。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKSPxrqOia
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「我們吃了整整一個月咸菜和炸豆幹配白飯了，現在光看都飽了，還用吃？」我強忍怒火。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwZBjmO2kd
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「光看都飽了，那我明天就光煮一份了？」老白皺眉:「我還以為看祭品就飽只是幽魂的錯覺，大概我道行不夠。」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5y32W2wXB
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「……」假如不是我一定打他不過，我大概當下就得跟他拚命。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipDgQrjwnQ
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我差點沒把桌子給掀了：「好配不配配甚麼離一品樓最近的宿舍？天天鮑參翅肚的氣味越聞越火大！」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRFVxAHhjX
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「不是挺好的，香氣聞著下飯。」老白又放了一塊豆幹進嘴巴，邊嚼邊答。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVCUzldLP2
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「黑白無常也是個小官吧？用得著這麼窮嗎？！」我怒吼：「除了宿舍是不是該配給點工資甚麼的呀？你把我的工資拿去幹甚麼了？」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSMFIkOeuh
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「而且誰跟你講黑白無常很窮的？」老白吞下了豆幹，又扒了口飯：「工資你不是收了？」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CH4Ys0mZ6
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我接著吼：「還有！一品樓是甚麼命名品味！我阿公在看的武俠電影裡的酒樓都不叫這個破名字！」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFICb9ukFR
「枉死城這名字不更沒品味，你還期望枉死城裡的酒樓名字更有品味？」老白老神在在。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFPfIaachv
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「不對，黑白無常不窮？」我一愣，回過神才發現剛才老白講的話居然不是廢話，起碼不全是。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncdEVHniHC
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「對呀，你看。」老白伸筷一指香氣傳來的方向。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuP7UqEx1jo
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我瞇著眼睛看他指的方向，明明離著還挺遠的，但居然看得清楚。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhLlOyZ6s4
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鬼差的能力總在這種沒屁用的地方特別有用。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgOXDZ9Qus
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遠處在一品樓大嚼美食的，也身穿和我們一樣的黑白袍。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3jyyjUVyW
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「不窮我們天天吃甚麼咸菜豆幹，我的工資你拿去喂狗了？」我火氣更大了，還好老白吃飯不帶那張該死的鎮魂臉，不然我打不過他大概也會跟他拚命。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Eu2R0lUAt
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「講話別這麼難聽。」老白狐疑：「那枚鬼錢，你不是用掉了？」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTLpgfkZ5h
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現在換我狐疑了。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWsyIuqa6v
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那枚鬼錢？376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp93mdWy4wN
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我用在小紅上的鬼錢？376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBS7pEWzd0
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「一枚鬼錢在枉死城可以衣食無憂個幾個月半年的。」老白道：「所以黑白無常是個優差呀。」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5q4FxCGjBz
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「那枚鬼錢是工資？」我在仔細思考現在拚命有沒有可能拚掉老白另一根膀子：「你怎麼不早講？！」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0C3InLOWh
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「你又沒問。」老白一碗飯扒得精光，放下筷子：「陰律裡面也有寫呀。」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZTTJZuUkN
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「陰律？甚麼陰律？」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMH0G01XDDC
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「你前陣子帶回來那堆裡面，藍色封皮的第四卷。」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡve5ZMKiHwF
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我看向房間角落，那堆我看都沒興趣看的東西裡面的確有一大堆藍色封皮的書，而那堆書上面的灰塵大概得有半吋厚。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74h1y77e6y
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「你不知道？」老白有點不解：「不知道你向我笑幹嘛。」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixxa02tcSp
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「笑是因為你的術法我看一眼就懂了啊！」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMGBcQHtrW
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「……那個本來就很簡單。」老白嘆氣：「我以為你是表示我也視錢財如糞土，我還有一點點敬佩來著。」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzoWLzl7OJ
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肚子餓時，人火氣就大。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55IujKXyL2
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火氣一大，肚子又更餓了。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXSRby8fW0
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我肚子狠響一聲，表達著它現在很生氣，後果很嚴重。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEY3twX0FQk
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「算我錯了，今天能不能吃點別的，咸菜豆幹都吃整整一個月了。」我服軟了，低聲求老白。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7q6zxOEEJ6
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「一個月了？」老白一呆：「那你是該吃點別的甚麼了。」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyov431vZr
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「吃甚麼？一品樓嗎？」我現在一點都不想跟老白拚命，恨不得向他搖尾巴。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCG9VKacnJ
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「到了你就知道。」老白寫下一個地址給我。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYoJEJv5eu
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「這是甚麼的地址？」我很不滿餓著肚子時還被老白賣關子，但肚子餓又不能不服軟。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vCAY0LWkB
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「神仙的。」老白挖苦地道。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrycmmF9iv
