我想，鬼差跟神仙大概是差不多的。
餐風飲露就夠了，睡飽就在那裡飛來飛去，有空拯救個蒼生，悲天個憫人甚麼的。
現在才發現，原來鬼差的生活有夠苦。
越像神仙的越苦。
李元之後，我們閒了好一段時間。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhibdeRNfS
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某天晚上。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeSt2W0ttd
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「夠了。」我放下筷子，狠拍桌子。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYEBWsXhyf
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「飽了？那碗筷收拾一下，等會記得洗碗。」老白老神在在的，又夾了一筷子咸菜。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLrMThdHO5
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「我們吃了整整一個月咸菜和炸豆幹配白飯了，現在光看都飽了，還用吃？」我強忍怒火。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgFERk4XTn
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「光看都飽了，那我明天就光煮一份了？」老白皺眉:「我還以為看祭品就飽只是幽魂的錯覺，大概我道行不夠。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iXvzIz6uT
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「……」假如不是我一定打他不過，我大概當下就得跟他拚命。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEls1W5sJ2
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我差點沒把桌子給掀了：「好配不配配甚麼離一品樓最近的宿舍？天天鮑參翅肚的氣味越聞越火大！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzrx0iyJBi
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「不是挺好的，香氣聞著下飯。」老白又放了一塊豆幹進嘴巴，邊嚼邊答。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqdbrfd0E4
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「黑白無常也是個小官吧？用得著這麼窮嗎？！」我怒吼：「除了宿舍是不是該配給點工資甚麼的呀？你把我的工資拿去幹甚麼了？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKQU6C9yUa
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「而且誰跟你講黑白無常很窮的？」老白吞下了豆幹，又扒了口飯：「工資你不是收了？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3WtQSSxOl
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我接著吼：「還有！一品樓是甚麼命名品味！我阿公在看的武俠電影裡的酒樓都不叫這個破名字！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MXnsNC1LK
「枉死城這名字不更沒品味，你還期望枉死城裡的酒樓名字更有品味？」老白老神在在。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgy4qYK4A9
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「不對，黑白無常不窮？」我一愣，回過神才發現剛才老白講的話居然不是廢話，起碼不全是。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJwCbCasc0
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「對呀，你看。」老白伸筷一指香氣傳來的方向。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbWscURnw3
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我瞇著眼睛看他指的方向，明明離著還挺遠的，但居然看得清楚。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTkBXG2pjP
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鬼差的能力總在這種沒屁用的地方特別有用。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13bnFrYAnD
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遠處在一品樓大嚼美食的，也身穿和我們一樣的黑白袍。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2a4g5YqP3
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「不窮我們天天吃甚麼咸菜豆幹，我的工資你拿去喂狗了？」我火氣更大了，還好老白吃飯不帶那張該死的鎮魂臉，不然我打不過他大概也會跟他拚命。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡki4BLDEp1d
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「講話別這麼難聽。」老白狐疑：「那枚鬼錢，你不是用掉了？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwcO9iYYLO
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現在換我狐疑了。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj44lC506hp
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那枚鬼錢？346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRqHIG5LVK
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我用在小紅上的鬼錢？346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5FwC8Kfp6
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「一枚鬼錢在枉死城可以衣食無憂個幾個月半年的。」老白道：「所以黑白無常是個優差呀。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZ254FkZK9
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「那枚鬼錢是工資？」我在仔細思考現在拚命有沒有可能拚掉老白另一根膀子：「你怎麼不早講？！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRIoLstidM
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「你又沒問。」老白一碗飯扒得精光，放下筷子：「陰律裡面也有寫呀。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYJq4o93Jc
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「陰律？甚麼陰律？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3kRtq8QyB
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「你前陣子帶回來那堆裡面，藍色封皮的第四卷。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjSVgtVSG6
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我看向房間角落，那堆我看都沒興趣看的東西裡面的確有一大堆藍色封皮的書，而那堆書上面的灰塵大概得有半吋厚。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNuntWLZiW
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「你不知道？」老白有點不解：「不知道你向我笑幹嘛。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfHcJHxtIv
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「笑是因為你的術法我看一眼就懂了啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6GIMAwL7O
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「……那個本來就很簡單。」老白嘆氣：「我以為你是表示我也視錢財如糞土，我還有一點點敬佩來著。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSehgVO7Hw2
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肚子餓時，人火氣就大。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAm0mb0y09
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火氣一大，肚子又更餓了。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8I7M9YHqY5
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我肚子狠響一聲，表達著它現在很生氣，後果很嚴重。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaosherMw7c
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「算我錯了，今天能不能吃點別的，咸菜豆幹都吃整整一個月了。」我服軟了，低聲求老白。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4B0L2O4Q8
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「一個月了？」老白一呆：「那你是該吃點別的甚麼了。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WpS2Z5sPJ
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「吃甚麼？一品樓嗎？」我現在一點都不想跟老白拚命，恨不得向他搖尾巴。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOJxOC0E46
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「到了你就知道。」老白寫下一個地址給我。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvRa8XdiZk
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「這是甚麼的地址？」我很不滿餓著肚子時還被老白賣關子，但肚子餓又不能不服軟。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0SDDDlq1N
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「神仙的。」老白挖苦地道。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBGr3qzxQ7
