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「我好想吃櫻桃可樂聖代啊啊啊!!!」247Please respect copyright.PENANATYWR3APAX4
「吵死人了啦──!!」247Please respect copyright.PENANA8pikIz1gV1
星期日早上還不到九點半。247Please respect copyright.PENANA1vAOxjJwZe
理查這傢伙自從昨天半夜在網路上看到Luna咖啡廳特製聖代的介紹後,就開始一直吵著要親自去朝聖。247Please respect copyright.PENANA1VD8ePKmaS
所以打從天色微微透出一點光亮,這傢伙就偷偷從櫥櫃爬到我床邊,對著我的耳朵不斷維持誦經般的低頻節奏,搞到我差點有種前往極樂世界的錯覺。247Please respect copyright.PENANA8nYsDEc7k6
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「拜託帶我去啦由加~今天不吃到可樂聖代我肯定會死掉啊!」247Please respect copyright.PENANArZJWF4Ztfl
「噁心死了,一個大男人這樣噁心死了!再說那個聖代上次柊學姊就有點了啊,是你自己沒吃到吧?我明明就覺得還好而已。」247Please respect copyright.PENANAYFVk7S8R6j
「說什麼傻話,那天我光是忙著管教佐伯那個累贅就忙不過來了,一口都沒吃到那道被評價為可樂界至寶的聖代大人啊!」247Please respect copyright.PENANACfIAhSWpq0
理查就像個死小孩一樣死命搖著我的手臂,逼不得已我只好從床上坐了起來……週末一大清早就被騷擾真是有夠累的。247Please respect copyright.PENANA3pyrC1iSdf
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「我說,你既然這麼想去的話,為什麼不乾脆找小希去?就當作第一次約會也行啊……」247Please respect copyright.PENANAXQBzbNTz4X
「哼,開什麼玩笑,身為一個男人怎麼拉得下臉去拜託女人呢?」247Please respect copyright.PENANAB0u0Jwy6OP
「……喂,你還真的沒把我當女的看啊。」247Please respect copyright.PENANAoyM22pWX35
好累,現在的我連吐槽的力氣都沒有。247Please respect copyright.PENANAqH5EQJzMY1
於是我一股腦地倒回軟綿綿的枕頭上──嗯……有夠舒服的,好!我決定翻過身去,懶得理旁邊這隻煩到不行的蜥蜴。247Please respect copyright.PENANAItlFSEEYId
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「嘖,居然來這招嗎?現在我跟妳說認真的,妳要是不帶我去的話,作為踐踏我尊嚴的代價,就別怪我使用那招了。」247Please respect copyright.PENANAyZkTeWWUvA
似乎是發現我全然沒有要起床的意思,理查這傢伙居然切換到嚴肅的語氣威脅我起來。247Please respect copyright.PENANAKGtiUVpcgI
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「是是是,你愛怎樣就怎樣吧。」247Please respect copyright.PENANA6VH4jKiSdF
睡眠不足可是美容的大敵。247Please respect copyright.PENANAcQegTygHeZ
由於從清晨就被一直干擾的關係,連一點點睡飽的充實感都沒有。247Please respect copyright.PENANAxHL2EZVnQ6
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「由加。」247Please respect copyright.PENANAE6BdnBxfJz
「幹嘛?先說好,我可沒打算起來喔。」247Please respect copyright.PENANAxowdcoUf5l
「我要滴口水到妳的枕頭上。」247Please respect copyright.PENANAY2nbIKQzWF
「呀啊啊啊啊……!!」247Please respect copyright.PENANAbQ9UJ5Ti1f
不是吧!?247Please respect copyright.PENANAQkTgWmFRo1
驚恐的轉過頭去,理查居然真的開始在分泌大量口水──哇,流出來了流出來了,這混帳蜥蜴到底想對少女的枕頭做什麼啊!!!247Please respect copyright.PENANAfJgLuzgpCj
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「等一下等等等等!!帶你去總可以了吧!!快點給我住手!!!」247Please respect copyright.PENANAYYw9FMV4Bn
「來噗及了,偶決定要對泥降下神罰──」247Please respect copyright.PENANAoUfNo5hdQW
「都說了快住手啊啊啊啊!!!」247Please respect copyright.PENANAnihqtDxW2C
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「嗚……可惡!噁心死了啦……!」247Please respect copyright.PENANAKg3oGNNezL
下樓以後,我馬上衝到洗手臺前面拼了命用肥皂洗手。247Please respect copyright.PENANAEvCbfaDW1e
要不是最後一刻我臨機應變用手去接住,造成的精神創傷絕對比現在還要嚴重許多,還得面臨最喜歡的枕頭得直接扔到垃圾桶的下場。247Please respect copyright.PENANATtu0rffXZQ
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老爸和老媽似乎相親相愛地出去爬山了,佑介似乎也出門去練球,整個家裡面空蕩蕩的。247Please respect copyright.PENANA0oSZgQ6bFc
拜那隻該死的蜥蜴所賜,這下根本睡不著的我只好抓著翹起來的頭髮,一邊打開冰箱覓食。247Please respect copyright.PENANAuNppmQcdGj
冰箱裡面的東西還算不少,但撇開琳瑯滿目標示著【超激筋肉】的蛋白質飲品不論,目前能拿來當作早餐似乎也只剩下牛奶了。247Please respect copyright.PENANAKIIsLO2W8C
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「呃──沒吃東西就喝冰的應該不要緊吧?」247Please respect copyright.PENANAJzKPzbs9rV
我摸了摸自己的腹部,並往玻璃杯裡面倒入冰涼的乳製品,同時思索著根本無關緊要的問題。早上起床習慣性的低血壓,沒有攝取營養的話,昏昏沉沉的腦袋必需要經過好一陣子才能開始運轉,受到疲憊影響的四肢也有夠無力的。247Please respect copyright.PENANAKBdi7unyWg
就在我準備咕嚕咕嚕地喝下最後一口牛奶的時候,意外發現烤麵包機上面那位不請自來的訪客──247Please respect copyright.PENANA4IarX3pM6i
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一隻黑漆漆的蒼蠅。247Please respect copyright.PENANAmY9Y7ElEDU
紅通通的複眼死盯著我看,前肢還像是洗手般搓啊搓的。247Please respect copyright.PENANAjT0IKR3DED
平常極少機會出現在家裡的害蟲,現在正得意地向我這個代理屋主宣揚自己不久前所佔據的領地。247Please respect copyright.PENANAlRaW13WChj
老爸之前就經常提到,沒有理由拒絕正面上門的挑戰書。247Please respect copyright.PENANAnKGBNtzgtp
既然如此,過一會就由我來成全你這──247Please respect copyright.PENANAvp6lsO5kgN
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「理查破喉擊!!!」247Please respect copyright.PENANAv3QNYDTeM0
「噁噗──!」247Please respect copyright.PENANA86LrJ8xnc2
吞到一半的牛奶頓時就像噴泉一樣劃出美妙的曲線。247Please respect copyright.PENANAVc1GWf58S3
突如其來對著喉嚨施加的劈砍,將我的脖子瞬間打凹慘不忍賭的「ㄑ」字型。247Please respect copyright.PENANAbxVvi6Pbpe
不用說,會這樣做的傢伙當然只有──247Please respect copyright.PENANA0sqoxTSWcm
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「你到底在幹嘛啦!白痴蜥蜴──!!」247Please respect copyright.PENANAyqmYwNwR3Z
「喂喂喂,妳這女人把別人的示好當作什麼了?我可是自覺剛剛做的太過分了,才想著用男子漢的方式讓妳打起精神呢。」247Please respect copyright.PENANA3bwXHN4jl9
好樣的,這傢伙居然還給我用爽朗的笑容比出大拇指,完全不像有在反省的樣子。247Please respect copyright.PENANAdz64d4gi7R
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「……那還真是謝謝啊,還有,我根本沒有喉結好嗎。」247Please respect copyright.PENANA2v4mGVhvqC
身心俱疲地回應他,反正我這邊完全沒有懷著任何感謝之情。247Please respect copyright.PENANAZoMB5RhGwZ
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「啊──蒼蠅!」247Please respect copyright.PENANA164VI9ePLt
突然想到還有正事得先處理。247Please respect copyright.PENANALuzYnfrHj9
果不其然,在經過剛才一陣騷動以後,蒼蠅不知道藏身到那個角落去了。247Please respect copyright.PENANAH9k2NC0Bhl
啊啊,煩死了,要是就這麼放著不管肯定會坐立難安的。247Please respect copyright.PENANApa9EzSRuEU
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「怎麼,這個家裡跑蒼蠅進來了嗎?」247Please respect copyright.PENANAS5IM7IjWY6
理查探頭跟著往烤麵包機的方向看,結果當然是什麼也沒有。247Please respect copyright.PENANAMx6ZT7h5kC
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「還不都是因為你這白痴,現在根本找不到了啦!」247Please respect copyright.PENANAty4UZksEN5
「哼哼哼……」247Please respect copyright.PENANAcqBq6bAf4C
「怎樣?沒事別亂發出怪聲音。」247Please respect copyright.PENANAdaHYxN0Bkn
「哼哼哼哼,太天真了,由加!妳這樣簡直就跟拿倍利卡去換啤酒的男人一樣天真!」247Please respect copyright.PENANAMcizGlMM4f
「哈啊?」247Please respect copyright.PENANAZCdK69axwY
「不對,應該這麼說吧,就像是熬夜趕進度看漫畫的小鬼一樣,以為看完最後的47天就會完結,但萬萬沒想到居然還有那該死的第48天後那般天真啊!!!」247Please respect copyright.PENANArqU7tG3YTc
「咦──冷凍庫裡面居然有巧克力草莓?」247Please respect copyright.PENANA9WefcQWciY
嚼嚼嚼嚼嚼……嗯?怎麼會──意外地超好吃耶!247Please respect copyright.PENANAFWScl4Kcsj
草莓的香氣在咬碎的時候散發出來,哦哦,與外層包覆的巧克力完美融合在一起了,怎麼形成這難以言喻的絕妙口感的呀。247Please respect copyright.PENANAL6FWfVcMeU
呃,這被人刻意用貼紙遮住的保存期限是怎麼回事?不過都吃下肚了,還是先裝作沒看到好了……247Please respect copyright.PENANAhMmwn960Zu
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「別把我當空氣啊妳這吃貨,聽好了,我要說的就是──蒼蠅可是有趨紫外線的特性,知道嗎?」247Please respect copyright.PENANAZzRRYodurl
「我有在聽啊,但不知道你在說什麼,趨紫外線是什麼意思?」247Please respect copyright.PENANAY21ZKbo5XN
「都說到這地步了還不懂嗎?也就是說,只要能製造出紫外線的話,蒼蠅什麼的可是直接手到擒來!比用皇帝牌逆轉人生還要容易啊!」247Please respect copyright.PENANAgY9FlPXHO7
碰地,理查用力地鎚了一下冰箱。247Please respect copyright.PENANAN41Okoq8d8
是說這傢伙為什麼一大清早情緒就能這麼激昂啊?247Please respect copyright.PENANAQj1kBGLt2y
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「可是我記得LED燈是沒有紫外線的吧?」247Please respect copyright.PENANAK9IWjQLs5i
「這還不簡單,只要製作出紫外線不就行了?妳先幫我把這些東西準備過來──」247Please respect copyright.PENANAmbo8MT3ay1
由於理查交代的東西並不算太難,再加上我真的很想除掉那隻害蟲,雖然有點懷疑,但還是勉為其難幫他準備了。247Please respect copyright.PENANAS86kklPKOx
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搜集起來的東西分別有:保鮮膜、剪刀、一杯冰水,還有藍色跟紅色的水性原子筆。247Please respect copyright.PENANAaoS4UBaqNf
一字排開在餐桌上看起來還真有點實驗課的樣子。247Please respect copyright.PENANAgqUNFxpiDt
理查在爬到椅子上以後,就一副以教師的態度自居,而且還不知道從哪弄來了一件全白的實驗衣。247Please respect copyright.PENANAf1nzW6nEz7
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「咳,首先給妳上點基礎的知識,紫外線是指在100至400 nm的波長,而一般LED燈的白光是藉由兩三種光組合而成的,但基本上離不開550至700 nm這個區間。也就如妳所說的,只是LED燈的話無法將蒼蠅引誘出來。」247Please respect copyright.PENANA2WhRP3J04N
「原理什麼的我是真的聽不懂啦,比起那個,現在你是打算怎麼做?」247Please respect copyright.PENANAdC9KvEtObU
「哼,真是毫無上進心的女人,我就簡單示範一遍給妳看吧,這可是連妳都學得會的呢。首先將兩支筆芯拿出來剪開,放到水裡面攪一攪──」247Please respect copyright.PENANAPpV1DnWLK9
一紅一藍的筆芯就像是兩支魔法棒一樣。247Please respect copyright.PENANAliFczvn8qa
將玻璃杯內透明的水分別染成自己的色彩,過沒幾秒便漸漸交互融合成為淡淡的紫色。247Please respect copyright.PENANArBxJEbkQed
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「接著將保鮮膜撕一段放到冰水裡面,就這樣別碰它好好靜待一段時間,有沒有對於科學的奧妙感到敬佩不已啊?」247Please respect copyright.PENANAGGcLXfkq8e
「嘛……不得不說還蠻神奇的就是了,想不到用身邊的這些小東西就能製造紫外光了。」247Please respect copyright.PENANAVc48KftQ14
我將臉湊到玻璃杯前面,看著那在裡面緩緩旋繞的紫色染料。247Please respect copyright.PENANADGicJOQc74
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「接著像這樣用全身放出太陽般耀眼的光芒就可以了,喝─!」247Please respect copyright.PENANAmCa6E7pfjo
「唔喔,真的好亮!」247Please respect copyright.PENANA5KNdjJENkf
原來如此,只要用全身──247Please respect copyright.PENANAalMINIsABO
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「不對你給我等一下啊啊啊!!那前面的實驗根本完全沒必要吧!!!」247Please respect copyright.PENANAR031aDNILZ
「什麼傻話,那可是聖騎士沈澱心靈的重要儀式,如何?不跟著來試一試嗎?只要有跟聖騎士一樣充滿榮耀的心,任誰都能發出璀璨的光芒呢!」247Please respect copyright.PENANAw8Mtk0CX5Y
「最好每個人都能像你這樣隨便發光啦!!!」247Please respect copyright.PENANA0dq95QXjKJ
聖騎士沒事都在學這種莫名其妙的招式嗎!這個職業也太可悲了吧!!247Please respect copyright.PENANAAVF5pr1lMx
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「我練球回來了──什麼,老姊跟理查哥居然一起聚在好亮的廚房裡面,是在玩什麼遊戲嗎!?」247Please respect copyright.PENANAmP6sveRqqy
這個一百九十公分多的大塊頭一踏進廚房,我家這只有四坪大的餐廳頓時就變得擁擠起來。247Please respect copyright.PENANAmeFSZcQ5Oj
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「唷,回來的正是時候啊佑介,我跟由加正相親相愛地玩用身體發出耀眼光線的遊戲呢。」247Please respect copyright.PENANAVqdLeugg2Z
「才不是相親相愛好不好!」247Please respect copyright.PENANAfvbr2dA1Hq
我邊瞇著眼睛邊吐槽,是說這未免也太刺眼了吧!?247Please respect copyright.PENANATj6FVPJykp
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「真不錯,讓我一起加入吧!喝─!」247Please respect copyright.PENANAqGdnOf4Xyu
「為什麼連你也會發光啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」ㄅㄅㄅ247Please respect copyright.PENANAWOl2ehx9M3