剛到這所前三志願的高中,實在是讓我大開眼界,我第一次知道破這麼字有多麼好用。84Please respect copyright.PENANAgW1xPFVMpB
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整間學校就只能用「破」來形容最為貼切,開學的第一天,我就看到學校廁所前的洗手台正在上演水樂園的戲碼;操場大約只有我國中時的2分之1;更重要的是從校門到我所被分發班級,沿路走來妹還沒幾個。84Please respect copyright.PENANAUKeI2tZxkt
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我想我大概能理解,蘇東坡彌留之際所寫的:「心似已灰之木,身如不繫之舟,問汝平生功業,泉州漳州蘇州。」84Please respect copyright.PENANAr9JiwMEbhy
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有那麼一刻,我真的覺得,到蘇州跟蘇老伯賣鴨蛋,都比我繼續待在這件破學校來的快活。84Please respect copyright.PENANAtll83BFu5W
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不過我還算是個乖學生,雖然心裡是這麼嫌著,但我還是很乖的走到我的班級前,且坐在一張上面有我的班級姓名座號的椅子上。84Please respect copyright.PENANA7ngrlRqlx8
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10825李皓淳,上面是這麼寫著。84Please respect copyright.PENANAzaGEvFk1yP
「上面應該改成10825大帥哥的。」我心想。84Please respect copyright.PENANAZk6bvFHlJU
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待我坐定位後,我用了我那修練已久的千里眼,不是我要吹牛。84Please respect copyright.PENANAheQuwaHDRc
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I am serious,不信你跟我比比看,我們一起在臺北捷運站比賽,等捷運高速開過去時,我能從捷運頭看到捷運尾,穿著裙子而被吹起來的女學生內褲。84Please respect copyright.PENANAUNjFoMqV2o
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信不信由你。84Please respect copyright.PENANA5yhqRPCRbO
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我看了看周遭同學的樣子,並且評頭論足了一番。84Please respect copyright.PENANA3F8naslvW2
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當然,我所鎖定的主要客群都是女生。84Please respect copyright.PENANA8v7CXiTFQl
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「這個人額頭也太高,她是除了額頭以外,都被輪胎輾過是不是。」84Please respect copyright.PENANAhZZ9JWFJj0
「這個不行,這下巴尖到可以拿來當開罐器了。」84Please respect copyright.PENANAKOTYymINrh
「這個也不及格,臉上的粉多到可以黏死蒼蠅。」84Please respect copyright.PENANAWEkph4kni2
「這個人看起來以後應該會唸商,把自己的身材當撲滿在養。」84Please respect copyright.PENANAwvMpjIXDu7
以上,皆是我自己在內心的獨白,雖然我不是很在乎得罪別人,但才第一天而已,我可不想這麼快就沒朋友。84Please respect copyright.PENANAFZlrDSv5mO
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就在我環視一圈後,發現實在是沒有什麼好貨色可言。84Please respect copyright.PENANAkkK2NKMOA3
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我想,如果這時候有面鏡子,我應該能夠看見我自己臉上的眉毛都快皺在一起打架時,我的鼻子跟眼睛快要分不清你我。84Please respect copyright.PENANAGsShNhways
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然而,就在教室的最底角,I got you.84Please respect copyright.PENANAtzuLt6tJst
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那約有172公分標準模特兒的身高,那張標緻的臉蛋上,掛著兩道柳眉,皮膚粉嫩的就像能擠出水來,perfect!84Please respect copyright.PENANAtbOd1wUXkS
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是我當下想到唯一能夠形容的詞。84Please respect copyright.PENANAWqVQlyTCrx
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但可恨的是,我注意到坐在我旁邊的男生竟也跟我不約而同的將眼光射向同一個地方。84Please respect copyright.PENANAi8HewVtJKc
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待續,期許自己能每日一更,如果當天寫完兩段,就會發兩段,但隔天就先不更新,感謝各位。84Please respect copyright.PENANAGycXh6HLXC