要講翠欣同非非人嘅話,我諗要先講番我到底係點樣識阿仁嘅。181Please respect copyright.PENANAbBCRHFeQuo
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響2012年,香港有一部電影改編咗討論區嘅網絡小說《廣東的森林》,一時間討論區上面出現大量叫雞故、甜故。當時有個叫非非人嘅網絡作家響討論區連載一篇叫《北上一回》嘅甜故聲名大噪,作爲一個長期單機寫故嘅垃圾寫手,我當然係抱住學嘢嘅心態Click入去睇啦。而阿仁同我第一次響討論區交流,就係因爲有人開po分析非非人嘅成名絕技。181Please respect copyright.PENANA8w1DA60jqT
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根據當時大家嘅分析,非非人嘅《北上一回》成名原因只有兩個:181Please respect copyright.PENANA3wLywmlMY0
第一)重度描寫性愛場面。181Please respect copyright.PENANAhC2AonV6UT
第二)刊登叫雞同爆房時候偷拍嘅相(冇露點),以擦邊球方式令佢寫嘅叫雞故更加有臨場感。181Please respect copyright.PENANAcVpeWMOc7a
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咁又係嘅,文字嘅嘢俾讀者充滿幻想空間,但若果有埋視覺上嘅刺激,整個感覺又會更上一層樓。呢一點同輕小說加入插畫嘅原理係一樣嘅,只不過當時非非人(昭煌)會率先響討論區嘅甜故入面做呢件事啫。181Please respect copyright.PENANAwoj8PFR7jk
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非非人呢個做法得到好多讀者支持,每次一出文d人就狂嗌要睇相、要加甜(增加性愛場面),而非非人總係會吊吓大家癮,等Like數到咗某個目標佢就會滿足大家嘅要求。佢一次又一次俾大家嘅「驚喜」令《北上一回》極速響討論區彈起嘅同時,佢嘅手段亦令好多討論區嘅寫手不滿。181Please respect copyright.PENANAduSiIpm0fF
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對於不滿佢嘅人,非非人貫徹咗佢寸嘴嘅風格,經常同人展開罵戰,而且仲會慫恿自己嘅讀者向不滿佢嘅人反擊。同時,佢亦經常製造話題,一時叫d齋睇唔俾Like嘅讀者做講故台蝗蟲,一時又叫d女讀者自拍俾佢,佢先肯繼續寫文。當時討論區未有「炎上」呢個叫法,但當日非非人嘅上位祕訣,就係靠佢豐富嘅性愛經驗,同埋呢種惹火嘅言論。181Please respect copyright.PENANAvjmIIRau7o
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相比起好多終日響不同平台抱怨自己懷才不遇,又或者係死攬住自己寫過幾多年小說就響度標榜自己老資格嘅作者,非非人可以話係邪道中最成功嘅例子。181Please respect copyright.PENANAEMkVSo6Wjr
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「係呀,你嗰陣睇非非人寫『bu吱bu吱』仲睇得好開心添!」181Please respect copyright.PENANAqdnXwYFkXr
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阿仁第一次同我響茶餐廳見面時候寸我嘅呢句,我到而家都仲記憶猶新。181Please respect copyright.PENANAsVvjW1Uw7u
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所謂「bu吱bu吱」,就係當年非非人嘅《北上一回》入面,主角同個肥妹做愛嘅時候,兩個人下體發出嘅聲響。當時非非人係唯一一個咁仔細描述性愛過程嘅討論區作家,呢句「bu吱bu吱」當年響討論區不知道令幾多人起立敬禮。亦因爲呢個原因,當翠欣突然響討論區開po話佢俾非非人騙財騙色,好多人都衝入去食花生,有d仲故意刺激翠欣等佢暴走。181Please respect copyright.PENANACSzaizSzpi
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我自問並非聖人,當初睇《北上一回》雖然係抱住學習非非人成功祕訣,但當我睇到翠欣響討論區暴走嘅時候,我開始feel到有嘢唔對路。181Please respect copyright.PENANAS61gRh7bA9
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如果呢個俾人恥笑嘅女仔真係一名受害者……181Please respect copyright.PENANA3ztQB63FOt
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基於呢個諗法,我開始對翠欣嘅說話認真。而當時有好多睇唔過眼出聲安慰翠欣嘅網民,當中包括咗阿仁、阿唯、波利、同埋我。181Please respect copyright.PENANAcAHJwqYixN
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「諾斯,我幫你約到翠欣見面啦,你陣間過去呢間醫院搵佢啦。」181Please respect copyright.PENANAZw4qUz1Gl4
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阿仁又一次失驚無神打嚟,當時我正響度諗緊小倩嗰部份嘅劇情完咗之後應該點樣繼續寫落去。181Please respect copyright.PENANAOHbIUCjHnD
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「醫院?佢唔係發生咗咩事呀嘛!」181Please respect copyright.PENANA4gkTEO1vx8
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翠欣響討論區情緒失控呢件事,好多當年活躍響討論區嘅人都會有印象。我記得嗰陣甚至有人係講明想睇佢壓力爆煲跳樓自殺。不過亦有人覺得唔應該玩到咁大,萬一翠欣真係出事嘅話,網絡欺凌導致受害者死亡嘅呢個罪名就要跟一世。181Please respect copyright.PENANAAnuqCtNpLa
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阿仁同阿唯最初同其他花生友一樣撳入翠欣個po,但好快佢哋就懷疑翠欣所講嘅網絡作家「非非人」就係昭煌,所以就send咗張相向翠欣求證。181Please respect copyright.PENANAGhRKbHHiaX
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「佢冇嘢,只不過佢今日要返下午更,所以你要搵佢最好係響佢返工前又或者係放break嘅時候啦。」181Please respect copyright.PENANAa8vPf9UA6Y
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阿仁嘅安排,令我成爲討論區入面少數同翠欣見過面嘅人。181Please respect copyright.PENANAKVKrmGXfNd
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我記得約翠欣見面果日係下午一點幾,當時翠欣剛剛食完lunch,我約佢響醫院附近嘅小公園見面。翠欣嚟到嘅時候,我見到嘅係一個身形嬌小、個樣斯斯文文、面上有少少baby fat嘅護士妹妹,而唔係討論區上面發曬癲亂咬人,俾網民恥笑做SP、做雞嘅黐線婆。181Please respect copyright.PENANA3M1lNPXXpU
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「你好,我係諾斯。」181Please respect copyright.PENANAt8jUE1j803
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「……」181Please respect copyright.PENANA8HLhfZT3IN
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「你就係翠欣?」181Please respect copyright.PENANAqvWvuLqkEX
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「嗯。」181Please respect copyright.PENANAttD3FzXvqg
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「阿仁應該有同你講我哋點解想約你見面?」181Please respect copyright.PENANAWO2XCIA7J7
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「……」181Please respect copyright.PENANADzJuzlDUjn
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翠欣嘅反應同我預想嘅完全唔同,響討論區暴走嘅佢,嚟到現實竟然係十問九唔應。我嗰吓個感覺就好似個變態叔叔響公園撩個小妹妹傾計咁。181Please respect copyright.PENANAGrxod1MDgV
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我諗番起響麥當勞同阿嵐食宵夜嗰晚,忽然明白到翠欣咁嘅態度完全係因爲佢對我高度戒備。佢呢刻肯出嚟,只不過係因爲唔甘心俾昭煌傷害,想報復嘅心情壓制住佢想逃走嘅衝動。既然佢對我咁戒備係因爲唔認識我嘅關係,咁我索性改變策略,先唔問佢任何問題,反而一口氣同佢講好多我自己嘅事,包括我都曾經俾人呃過、傷害過嘅經歷。181Please respect copyright.PENANALV3GdDc3aB
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翠欣粒聲唔出咁聽我講自己嘅嘢,有一刻我懷疑自己究竟係出嚟做訪問,定係出嚟俾人訪問。不過我見翠欣一路有留意我講嘅說話,咁我就繼續講落去,唔經唔覺佢放lunch嘅時間已經完結,但係我仲係乜都未問過。181Please respect copyright.PENANADzHsMex5be
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「唔好意思,我夠鐘返去做嘢啦。」難得佢終於肯開口,不過就係話夠鐘囉。181Please respect copyright.PENANAA3gnQovycC
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「其實我今日咩都未問,如果你唔介意嘅話,可唔可以再約你傾吓?」181Please respect copyright.PENANAEzWtj2TfBO
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翠欣眼碌碌咁望咗我一輪,勁敷衍咁答咗我一個「好」字就轉身離開。181Please respect copyright.PENANAAprIGxkK30
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老實講,我真係唔擅長撩人傾計,平日就算工作關係要同人溝通,都係對方有興趣同我講嘢嘅情況下,有話題先有嘢講。面對翠欣呢種乜都唔講嘅女仔,我完全無從入手,簡直係唔只自己做緊乜。我只係知道翠欣一走,我成個人都輕鬆曬,就好似一號風球嗰種悶熱突然遇到一場暴雨咁一掃而空。181Please respect copyright.PENANADicBAP4XsM
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不過輕鬆歸輕鬆,劇本方面零進展呢件事真係幾大鑊。尤其雷哥嗰邊已經度好曬檔期,製作組仲有幾日就要錄第三、第四集,換言之我只係得番好少時間響翠欣身上挖掘寫第五、第六集劇本嘅內容。181Please respect copyright.PENANA6UiY8EDCgM
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正當我唔知下一步應該點做嘅時候,波利就打電話俾我。 181Please respect copyright.PENANAjS9IbRxwOv
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「諾斯,阿仁叫你混入去玫瑰個寫手群組,睇吓有咩料啱用窩。」181Please respect copyright.PENANA6bpp4TPFzf
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吓?我寫廣播劇咋窩,做乜搞到要我做埋臥底!?