In a Military Base set in a Dystopian City, Sergeant Darth (or can we say Commander Darth) has a reputation of being the most sadistic Drill Instructor. No one defied him for he would find ways to make your life in the Military. That is until he met Alice, a wise cracking brave recruit who always bounced back from his terror with quick whit and sarcasm. Her actions spell doom for her unfortunate recruits but creates a budding relationship between her and the sadistic Sergeant.
It wasn't a busy road. Signs of any sort of treading are scarcely found, not even the prints of deer have their hooves pressed in the ground. Matter of fact, although it looked to be more friendlier than its neighbor on the left, people tend to choose the rougher road; even when carrying the knowledge of its dangers. Why? Well... the problem wasn't the road, but the rumors that taint it, "I heard he shot someone's dog just because it peed near his house!" "I heard he killed four men, with only two bullets!" "Yeah? Well I heard he stole a woman's husband... not wife, but husband!"
"Say the right yeah? It looks safer than the left road--" "Oh you don't wanna go down that road, that's where the man that looks like a crow lives."
Yada yada-- the rumors go beyond the highest mountain tips, echoing down into the ears of gossiping housewives. Becoming a children's tale, "Ever heard of the big bad wolf?" Nah, kids of these days grow up to hear, "Ever heard of the big bad crow?"
Silly rumors, I know, but enough of'em to make any stranger to those parts weary; as it is better safe than sorry.
But that's just the country's half of the story, the one based on half-truths and well-spoken lies... have I made you curious enough yet? Well if I haven't made you curious I sure have made my own self! Which is good enough for me. After all, I always find those painted in lies to be the most truthful of them all. And I'm just plain bored, so whether I get shot or find a cool fella worth givin' a shot-- well, it's all the same to me. So what do ya say? Wanna take a venture down that road less taken?
Ayo, author here!
"Another story..? You're not even finished with the others." I know I know, but I just can't seem to rummage any care for my other stories right now (As they are a bit more "serious" and I wish to really write those ones well) So I'll be taking a little break from those other stories of mine on here for awhile, since my passion for them is kind of drained right now ^^''
But since I want to keep writing still involved in my daily life, here's a comedic/semi-serious story about the wildwest!
Backstory of the story...
The Tale of Guy, is actually a story not solely from myself, but also from my bestfriend, who's also a writer. We came up with it while high on a sugar rush, just messing around with random ideas that sprawled into our brains lol.
We both looooooveeee this western video game that I HIGHLY RECOMMEND LIKE-- *chefs kiss* but ahnyways-- Red dead redemption 2! It's an insanely good game if you like cowboy stories, and free-roaming games. But yeah! My friend isn't too good with writing comedy... all her stories are extremely serious and dark, so she is very good in those aspects lol But I am not-- so! Since our writing styles are drastically different from one another, this story will def be different from what I usually tend to write. That being said... this story won't be too long, nor will it be too quick, but I plan to finish it sometime within the next coming months. Aha-- we'll see how that goes... but ye! HOpe you enJOY!
After watching Hotel Transylvania, I thought of writing a non serious vampire story and this is what I came up with.
I found this gem in my documents, from 2021. This is supposed to be a comedy, but it's still pretty bad, at least to me.
So if you guys are doubting yourselves, just look at my writing from barely a year ago. I'd like to think that I've grown, at least a bit
Ever since Bruno's been hiding behind the walls of the Casita, Dolores has been helping him out by getting food and entertainment. And when Dolores is away, Bruno's been rehearsing his rats for a little show for Dolores called, Bruno's Rat Telenovelas Novelas.
When five boys of the Bamford, fight over the family heritage. Their guardian or butler calls their “mother”” who was part of the heritage and who the kids never heard of.
Journey of one fat german boy named Augustus Gloop. He likes chocolate and he also loves chocolate. He was wrongfully imprisoned by his parents in a tower, but he will never give up. He is planning to escape and revenge.
Contrastive color combination is the key to fashion. When the color difference between hat and clothes is large, it may appear short.
A hat in many cases is a necessity same as boots or gloves. The work you're doing and the materials that are easily accessible would usually determine the type of a hat you would wear. Today lots of people are considering at it as if it's more of a fashion piece and for example wear cowboy hats because they look good in it, not because they chasing cattle around the ranch.
There are several people who wear hat of their favourite superhero, likewise a baseball fan wearing the hat of his favrouite team. Now, lets read the tips on deciding the right hat that matches your clothes:
When wearing sportswear such as chicago cubs shirts, baseball caps such as chicago cubs hats or empty caps are usually worn.
When choosing suits, windbreakers and woolen overcoats, they are usually matched with hats or wool caps.
When wearing printed clothes, it is better to choose a certain dark hat.
Choosing hats with strong contrast to clothing color gives others a lively and vigorous feeling.
Wearing red clothes is the best way to wear a blue hat.
Choosing hats that are the same color as clothing or similar to the overall color of clothing can give others a fresh and elegant feeling.
this is my blog/journal thing but 2.0 bc like i said my old acc went stupid. so yeah. enjoy mf <//3
chaotic asfi cuss a loti'm honesti'm lonelydeal with it, ig..?
True stories straight from the thoughts of a kitten.