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睇住電影裏的超級英雄,令我中二病發作「如果我都有超能力就好啦,可以飛嚟飛去,返工返學又唔洗逼車。如果識隱形又可以係女廁自出自入。」幻想到這裡我嘅下肢漸漸充血。8964 copyright protection53PENANAGBpENMCyN4 維尼
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「Iron Man 真係好勁,完全做到[能力愈大,責任愈大]嚟樣野」我專注咁看著電影並在心中感慨道。8964 copyright protection53PENANAb3emRaC2Q3 維尼
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說完後,頓時有種不祥的預感。然後僵硬而緩慢地轉過頭,看到Miss Wong用惡意滿滿的笑容注視著我。身上散發的氣場就像她的體重一樣,重重地壓係我身上。8964 copyright protection53PENANAkHhDxjFgjD 維尼
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「係吖,我唔識㗎,不如王敬同學上台教下我哋吖,順便比埋你部手機我。」Miss Wong 依然笑著注視我。8964 copyright protection53PENANAuUplNuJxSn 維尼
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Miss Wong雖然年過半百,但是聲線卻非常高音,用把雞仔聲罵人的時候,會更加刺耳和煩人「好心你啦,咁大個仔,聽日都係畢業禮喇,仲係咁唔聽話……」8964 copyright protection53PENANA2lkeNs0Pzo 維尼
如是這,我就被說教直至下課。旁邊的劉文成依然睡得香甜,完全沒有受到影響。8964 copyright protection53PENANASoQDiqdyyl 維尼
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「你個on9仔,咁都可以被人捉到,有無投入到咁呀,屌真係笑撚死我」劉文成睡醒後聽說王敬被說教了半小時,笑到差不多瘋了。8964 copyright protection53PENANAJYUqjjLlrj 維尼
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我被佢笑到無地自容「如果我有隱形嘅超能力就好啦,好想而家即刻消失啊」8964 copyright protection53PENANA2uQgdFvBMc 維尼
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劉文成聽到後,笑得更加大聲。「得啦得啦,唔笑唔笑,放學陪你拎埋手機先走啦,哈哈哈。」8964 copyright protection53PENANA8V62Z2YXeQ 維尼
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放學後,我去咗教員室搵肥婆黃,雖然佢收咗我手機,不過啲老師對畢業生都好放寬,唔會好似低Form咁收成個星期。但係都係聽一小時的說教才成功取回手機。講嘅野同啱啱係課室一模一樣,真係好煩。8964 copyright protection53PENANAL0VUc93hIN 維尼
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「我等咗你成個鐘呀,你唔係唔請我食野呀嘛,就食上次個車仔麵啦,幾好食」劉文成提議到8964 copyright protection53PENANAUu9Dg7HlPl 維尼
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「請你食屎就得,不過我都好肚餓就食個間野啦」聽咗咁耐野,聽到我心情都躁埋,只有食野先可以安慰到我嘅心靈。8964 copyright protection53PENANAgiFtR6HnL5 維尼
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唔洗十分鐘,就上咗兩碗麵。8964 copyright protection53PENANAI0xSAvoVrT 維尼
「呢間野都幾快手,咁快就有野食。今日笑咗你咁耐請你食舊豬紅啦。」流氓講到呢度又諗起今朝嘅野,塊臉忍笑忍到便秘咁,然後夾咗舊豬紅畀我。8964 copyright protection53PENANA30uWk7EaLW 維尼
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「豬紅咁核突,我唔敢食喎。」我一向都好唔鍾意腥味,所以覺得好核突。8964 copyright protection53PENANAlJy2BlLblx 維尼
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「咪咁生人唔生膽啦,都唔知你有無賓周㗎。係男人就食啦!」8964 copyright protection53PENANAkvKdcdcxmL 維尼
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「好啦」就算明知呢個係激將法,我都係中咗。8964 copyright protection53PENANA2dMJT1e7Fo 維尼
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我抱著試一試嘅心態咬咗一半,豬紅口感好似豆腐一樣軟,唔太需要咀嚼,之後啲腥味好快就散發出嚟,夾雜住鐵嘅味道,就算吞咗之後口中仍然存在血腥味。8964 copyright protection53PENANAkQILozxsc6 維尼
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突然間,唔知發生咗咩事,身體好似發生咗啲變化咁。視野變得蒙糊,似係失焦,都似係眼前嘅一切變得太過清晰而令身體唔習慣。8964 copyright protection53PENANAvvWEqj38bj 維尼
周邊嘅聲音變到愈嚟愈大聲,變到酒吧音樂,飛機起飛一樣嘈雜,而且頭痛欲裂,思維變得模糊,腦海慢慢咁一片空白。8964 copyright protection53PENANA1McyIQfG01 維尼
迷迷糊糊間,我聽到少少奇怪嘅聲音。有別於四周嘅嘈吵,感覺係由腦海中傳出,聲音古老而沙啞,聽得出有人講嘢,卻又唔明其中嘅意思,低聲咁呢喃,又有啲痛苦嘅呻吟聲。8964 copyright protection53PENANAkih9TPtUCG 維尼
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呢種變化太過突然,亦都令我好痛苦,忍唔住咁大聲慘叫一下。8964 copyright protection53PENANALFjJp2A0MU 維尼
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一瞬間,所有變化消失,歸於平常。腦中的呢喃同樣消失,仿佛都咩無發生過。8964 copyright protection53PENANAsAyhpXVisA 維尼
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「屌,你做乜鳩大叫呀,有無難食到咁呀。都唔識食嘅」劉文成被王敬的叫聲嚇到,以為係豬紅太腥,我接受唔到。8964 copyright protection53PENANAOxV9r1kjWw 維尼
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「無事無事,咬到條脷啫。」我唔想再被條仆街笑,是但搵件事敷衍過去。8964 copyright protection53PENANAnJU6ZsnXSM 維尼
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到底啱啱發生咩事,好似聽到啲野,唔通我幻聽?但係個種感覺好奇怪,似係曾經發生係其他人身上。8964 copyright protection53PENANAHrcXnE6cwe 維尼
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「喂,喂」流氓成嘅聲音打斷咗我嘅思考8964 copyright protection53PENANA7TCbuKKKfA 維尼
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「吓」8964 copyright protection53PENANAQYdvT7wzhx 維尼
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「你腦霧呀,叫你幾次都無反應」8964 copyright protection53PENANAVpg11bTeT6 維尼
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「你就腦霧」8964 copyright protection53PENANA5dqDlaHlpq 維尼
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「話時話,聽日點呀,畢業禮完咗之後直落玩到夜晚?順便同你慶祝埋生日啦。」8964 copyright protection53PENANA6IKtMSt8Ub 維尼
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「晏晝去唱K囉,之後夜晚我叫隻雞畀你啦,一成年即刻破埋處,睇下我對你幾好,等你唔洗成世做青頭。」流氓用調戲嘅眼神講8964 copyright protection53PENANAgp0q5Tfl1Y 維尼
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「晏晝唱K可以,雞就免啦,同埋你條仆街先成世青頭。夜晚我要留返畀姨仔呀。」8964 copyright protection53PENANA0VhMeXRdSg 維尼
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之後嘅時間我哋就係度講下笑同講下咸濕嘢,而我都暫時將啱啱呢怪事拋之腦後。流氓住屯門碼頭附近嘅公屋,而我就住元朗個邊嘅村屋,所以食完嘢所各自返咗屋企。8964 copyright protection53PENANADjOsZ2CJou 維尼
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「雅姐,我返嚟啦」王敬返到屋企8964 copyright protection53PENANASZysRhczh2 維尼
一開門,有一個30歲出頭嘅女人係度做瑜伽。黑頭髮大波浪,臉容姣好,成熟得嚟又唔顯老,生住一對勾人心弦的桃花眼。圓潤嘅蜜桃,加上挺立而傲人嘅上圍,豐滿的身形卻又不失比例,更唔會顯肥,仿佛渾然天成。搭配上瑜伽褲同sport bra,將充滿線條嘅S型身材顯然得淋漓盡致。8964 copyright protection53PENANAJF2aysTY49 維尼
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呢位堪比明星嘅靚女叫徐雅,就係我嘅姨仔8964 copyright protection53PENANALA74MSFrML 維尼
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「敬仔你,沖涼先啦,陣間有得食飯㗎啦」8964 copyright protection53PENANAZ5BTXI3jaG 維尼
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「我啱啱係出面食咗嘢啦」8964 copyright protection53PENANAEUA0KbXEbI 維尼
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「我煮好咗你夠膽就試下唔食」雅姐邊說邊拿起了拖鞋8964 copyright protection53PENANA7maLfPnS0N 維尼
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「有事慢慢講,我食我食」8964 copyright protection53PENANARnDL3vqCMb 維尼
雅姐聽到後默默地放下拖鞋8964 copyright protection53PENANAGssWqaIumh 維尼
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「敬仔,你聽日有無約人呀,同你慶祝生日吖」8964 copyright protection53PENANAgsJsacA8Ds 維尼
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「太遲lu~我啱啱已經約咗人」8964 copyright protection53PENANAR094v2lMun 維尼
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「我唔理你呀,夜晚一定要留返畀我,如果唔係你就知死。」雅姐臉不滿咁講8964 copyright protection53PENANAma5uj6m8pj 維尼
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「係啦,早就留咗個夜晚畀你啦」8964 copyright protection53PENANA7SooeW61mH 維尼
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「算你啦,話時話你咁快就18歲啦,你出世個陣家姐難產死,去到10歲姐夫又撞車死。去到而家都照顧咗你8年啦」8964 copyright protection53PENANAnklnq3zgwb 維尼
講到呢度雅姐臉上面出現咗感慨而又自豪嘅表情。成熟嘅臉容變得更加可愛,如果我唔係佢個外甥,一定會為呢一刻而心動。8964 copyright protection53PENANAs39xauj5vS 維尼
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「係囉,我都18歲啦你幾時有男朋友呀」我串下雅姐咁講8964 copyright protection53PENANAWqbD3cCTkM 維尼
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「你仲好講喎,本來憑著我咁靚女,一定大把仔溝我,就係因為要照顧你呀,搞到好多人都以為你係我個仔吖」雅姐雖然扮到好嬲咁,不過睇得出佢對有無仔唔太介意。8964 copyright protection53PENANAs4m5uzz9Za 維尼
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「姨仔你執到啦,有個又乖又聽話嘅絕世型男做你個外甥,仲可以包養埋我㖭,幾多人恨都恨唔到呀」我摸一換塊臉,用一個極自戀嘅表情講8964 copyright protection53PENANAdj9tuMuJq2 維尼
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「收皮啦你,過埋聽日我就唔理你㗎啦,你自己養自己啦」8964 copyright protection53PENANAUz6xfQDcNQ 維尼
「嘢~~~唔好啦,我知道雅姐最錫我㗎啦」我好厚臉皮咁樣嗲下雅姐8964 copyright protection53PENANAQc8fd8iZJE 維尼
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