𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...119Please respect copyright.PENANAr6L6rNcOlQ
Yeah,119Please respect copyright.PENANAonisT21fhr
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"119Please respect copyright.PENANAw8xNXwHBRB
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire119Please respect copyright.PENANAn9zFpXuLa0
come on, baby light my fire."119Please respect copyright.PENANA5w6wEAvLgR
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"119Please respect copyright.PENANAmVNk6j7zFh
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...119Please respect copyright.PENANA5z9MX0v0Dl
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."119Please respect copyright.PENANA3MroyR76kE
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...119Please respect copyright.PENANAmJBl3Gy858
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'119Please respect copyright.PENANAjs3yvaD9Fv
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!119Please respect copyright.PENANADG1pvaeNIQ
Alright, wise guys!119Please respect copyright.PENANAV1vwADe0D4
Anyway, where was I?119Please respect copyright.PENANAxAlHjg4QJc
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"119Please respect copyright.PENANAlEVj2SmGCj
"Gay?"119Please respect copyright.PENANAWmYTKzbMO4
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?119Please respect copyright.PENANAmEXIt1dPJ5
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...119Please respect copyright.PENANAOAofbr7pk0
She replied and what type is that?119Please respect copyright.PENANAVAaLd41p3Y
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...119Please respect copyright.PENANAL2hEhKqBbh
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...119Please respect copyright.PENANAbLhc2NTYJE
Jack?119Please respect copyright.PENANAt9UQhf2uFQ
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
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Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"119Please respect copyright.PENANAhtTx9Po9Yp
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?119Please respect copyright.PENANAVmxTUYoyX4
"Huh?"119Please respect copyright.PENANAgMPPn6vLiS
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?119Please respect copyright.PENANADYMXZIBRsn
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...119Please respect copyright.PENANAJPt6EIzwyE
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...119Please respect copyright.PENANAjhjSoYtoVc
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?119Please respect copyright.PENANAmvu7vMwZS7
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?119Please respect copyright.PENANAEcEbvKJts2
I said, what?119Please respect copyright.PENANAgY0iknoLL8
Hell nah!119Please respect copyright.PENANAcV610Gr7Me
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?119Please respect copyright.PENANAci76eFIXH0
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.119Please respect copyright.PENANAhRRJ34NumK
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 119Please respect copyright.PENANAhmmsiBQUMY
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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