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作死，一種人類經過惡作劇、搗蛋這種刺激的行為，來得到快感的動作。雖然作死是是十分危險的，正如古人云：不作死，就不會死；但在人類漫長的歷史上，根本沒有人停止過作死，也全部付出了各種代價。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCn9AQ4fF2
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而此時此刻，我，宋文杰，某個17歲才去考高中的蠢材，正在承受著作死的後果。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0O6kDo8R4U
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“喂！還不快提了行李就滾嗎！”69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5P5VvOzUU
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我一臉面無表情，直直盯著前面的雙馬尾少女。少女有著跟我同色的——暗紅色的頭髮，同色的眼瞳，甚至連樣貌，都常被稱作非常相似。唯一的不相似，就是這個少女，常被誇長得非常可愛，而且追求者也多得要命……相貌比我給好上了多少倍。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43k2wCDnFG
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而此刻，這個被稱十分可愛的少女正雙手叉腰，一臉的厭惡與憤怒。所謂天使一般嬌美動人的臉孔正扭曲得要命，說是邪惡的惡魔也不怎麼過分。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZWiHl7eLU
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“……我又惹你了嗎！”對於她的發怒，我也不甘示弱，雖然說對一個女生這麼罵肯定會被反嗆的，由其那少女還是你所謂可愛的妹妹……就算如此，我還是朝她吼了：“真沒法理解為何你有那麼多追求者！你明明就是個潑婦、母老虎！怎麼又無故發怒了！照照鏡子吧！你現在的模樣跟我一樣醜啊！”我真聰明，罵人的時候還不忘自黑一下。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ493ls17ji7
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她崩壞的表情在那一瞬間收斂了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqPhq28Xz0
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMoDI708Cj
下一秒她的表情又扭曲了起來，好像我們有什麼殺父害母之仇一樣，她也朝我吼了：“就是因為你考進了那所貴得要命的廢柴學校，媽媽本來要給我買新刀的錢都補你的學費去了！靠！吃什麼布丁啊！有人會一下子吃40個布丁的嗎？！有病麼你！？“69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdahOHtsGzy
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……布丁。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0QULWm7Ti
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我最愛的食物的名字喚醒了我的記憶。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsUd07WLWT
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大約一個月前，樓下一間價廉物美的甜品店開張了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8w6PQgU2nB
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甜品店賣的焦糖布丁據說特別好吃，於是我這個布丁狂人就跑去買了1、2個來吃。結果，果然是超好吃的：雖然甜得要命卻毫不油膩，焦糖也香脆得讓人欲罷不能……我掏了掏我的錢包，嗯，帶了整整500塊錢，一個布丁10塊錢……69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mfZZtJfe2
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當時店裡只有40個布丁，也好在只有40個。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoXkHPqck5
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400塊就這樣花掉了，那是我一個星期打工賺的錢，不過這不是重點。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5GG8pG7Qb
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重點是，第二天，就是考高中的試。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBIXh6ePPV
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我的成績不算特別差，而且也有溫習……不過，坐進考場後，我忽然發現自己沒帶筆。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoSFSthu3f
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這也沒什麼大不了的，我從鄰桌那兒借了筆。可是借完筆後，我發現自己的考卷有幾頁是空白的。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1thFy83b5K
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這也沒什麼大不了的，我跟老師換了另一份。最後，我又發現……69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWHoejAzWm
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……我的肚子好痛啊。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt72mPEBvjE
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那個瞬間，我簡直天崩地裂了。我脹痛的肚子讓我當場無法思考，我顫抖著舉起手來，略帶顫音的說道：“我……我想上……廁、廁所……”69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnaLkGuuLL
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監考老師大概被我這副好像快要生了的表情給嚇到了吧，差點直接叫救護車了。我發揮了我多年來最擅常的“逃跑”能力，逃命一樣直接衝進廁所裡去了。拉了整整1.5小時才回去。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡop4QaVZyPk
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這是對我而言最重要的魔法理論科考試，考試時間為3小時。當我回去時，剩那1.5小時了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvOLHpMMx2
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我用盡了我畢生的力量，快速地在考卷裡作答。我的手動得就像是機械造的一樣，可是最後我還是剩下6頁沒有寫完。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGC7Dr0TtT
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走出考場時，我整個人都呈現灰白色的臉色。不知是因為拉得如此虛弱，還是試卷給我的打擊。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhRZP1pKuc
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筆試也掛了……我實戰的成績又是一坨糞便一樣……69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6Ns80q0Qv
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我這次真是完蛋了。我絕望地想道。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5h2HWwTjDo
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回到家，可能是可憐我吧，我妹竟然沒有來落井下石，只是輕輕地用鼻子“哼”了一聲以示對我的嘲笑。可是當時我沒有精力去回應她的嘲笑，而是保持著灰白的狀態。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjeCM8enHd
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“喂，結果送到了！”69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3LzeYZkeQ
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當我從我媽的手上接過那神聖的結果後，我戰戰兢兢地剝開了包裝……69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mDeX4fc01
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我媽湊過來看了看。數秒後，她瞄到了學費那一欄。然後，她就這樣狠狠地往我頭上一巴，力道打得讓我差不多要撞破玻璃窗飛出去了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡme5VAy1IW2
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“你這不孝子！”老媽的臉扭曲得跟魔鬼無異，“你老妹的學校學費貴就算了，她還能拿到半額的獎學金啊！但是你看看你，考進這麼一間又差又貴的學校，還要我多交全額學費，你是在逗我嗎！你能像你妹妹一樣拿到獎學金嗎！”然後她又一記上勾拳，我飛上去撞天花板了，頭差點沒開花。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MPIa9A5F8
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這邊順便一提，我老妹成績很好，雖然不是模範生，卻是考全級裡10名內的人物。而且，她的好不只是在筆試上，即使是實戰，也強得不像話。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEO9spTsXDI
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比起我這個不務正業的二流之人，老妹根本是神人啊！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGAte11Lt3
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時間點回到了現在。反正，老媽還是給我交了學費（雖然可能是因為沒別的學校收我），我也是要去我的學校去了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtrln3YSUu
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其實，回想完之後，我覺得是我比較對不起老妹……69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFcaSIyxBp
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老妹仍然在盯著我，有血海深仇的怒盯的那種。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBTPNBIZ6I
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“說真格的，你要開始走了沒有？“她的臉上除了厭惡，還多上了不耐煩，”盯著你的臉都讓我覺得煩啊！親愛的哥哥！還不快點滾？“69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspsTGK9NOm
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你可以別看我的臉的好嗎！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6ZXU6AFtm
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“好啦好啦！我要走了——“69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVMfsrNmKW
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語音都還沒落下，門立刻“啪“的一聲關上了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6ndrIaXCm
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“老妹——我不買牛奶回來了——！“我報复性地、咬牙切齒地吼。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZDJ9pmUal
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“靠！“屋子裡立刻傳來臭罵的聲音。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVxwRg8O06
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我心情大好，直接就調頭下了樓，也不管我妹在罵些什麼。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjD73jBoep
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一路地走，在公車站等車，上車，繳費，坐下，然後一直發呆，直至車直通到達了市區的中心。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5r2N0tf3Tf
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車到了市中心已是好幾小時後的事了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEipomgRbdC
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所有著“市區垃圾場“之稱的學校就在市區中心的旁邊。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuMIPX9Gme
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下了車後，我正在一個商店街旁邊。我緊盯地圖，一邊往學校的方向進發。15分鐘的路程後，面前便是我將要讀那個3年的學校，也是收容我這坨大型垃圾的地方。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tak70WpNc
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我抬頭，那是一所與平常學校無異的學校。比較接近校門的是主要教學樓嗎？好像在學校資料那兒看過。它看起來也非常正常，有7層外加天台的樣子，外牆的粉刷則是有點剝落，跟某些比較舊的學校無異。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6q365kIShk
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學校旁邊是一座山，大概就是學校資料裡說，用來訓練實戰的後山了吧。還能因某些訓練而變成某種形態的樣子。不過，它滿山都是茂密的大樹，看起來真的很正常。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5mA6elp4U
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看起來是真的很正常…...等等，教學大樓的5樓，有一個窗戶在噴水？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdY7bwKmexT
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……我好像還看見有人尖叫著被沖出來了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80xSs4UNRq
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都是幻覺而已吧……我前行幾步，學校的門，也就是一個很高大的鐵閘，就這樣在我面前大敞。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6IB6p6UIK
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……這原來是自動門嗎？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3APcR7ECd
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好先進哦！還感覺像是鬼門關大開吸引人進來那樣先進哦！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxO3JTf4O8
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我再前行數步，已經走進了校園的範圍。我背後的鐵閘“吱呀”一聲又自動關上了，果然好先進啊。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54IWNSwpJE
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我拉著行李，一瞬間不知該往哪裡走。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDIzYkSw9p
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不是該先到宿舍去的嗎？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPyXKOkAbt
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可是我不知道宿舍在哪裡啊！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOiBnkesYO
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我仰頭凝視著這教學大樓，覺得應該在這大樓裡面找人幫我才對。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQl5iXetHG
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“喂！快停下！”69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvk6YfaffU
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有人嗎？難道是校工伯伯嗎？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyl6FsD7wpS
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因為我住得離市區較遠，在今天，也就是來到學校宿舍先安定一下的日子，我特準遲一些才到學校。所以，現在學生們大概都把東西給擺放好，在教學大樓或者課室那頭自由時間去了吧。所以校門口這邊才這麼少人。因此，要是有人喊停我，那該是校工伯伯才對。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDiZGWuVXA
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我回過頭去。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Qjdfv0ew9
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但是，那並不是和善的校工伯伯或姨姨——看見這群人後的第一秒，我只想爆出粗口。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIk3V5CiGL
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為什麼想爆粗口？要是你看見你正在被一群頭染成金毛或者各種不科學的顏色，一臉不屑看不起人，活像不良少年的人包圍，你會想要跟他們友好地說道“唉喲，你好，多多指教”嗎？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASi0DPWHqK
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“請問有什麼事呢？”69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgzjVQI8IH
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我裝得一臉的友善純潔，就像我老妹扮豬吃老虎時的模樣。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygzKQMBLpb
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“你有電池嗎？”看起來帶頭的紅髮不良少年嘴裡還叼著根煙，眼裡的神色就像是在說“你有就交出來，沒有也請你交出來“。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIPxe3DXb3
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電池？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVT3lEUSnsd
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你要來幹什麼啊！現在的人還會隨身帶備電池了嗎？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRJSoFp7An
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電池在N年前當然十分有用處，遙控啊玩具啊什麼都需要電池才能發動，可是這麼久遠的發明，今天不該是已經被淘汰了嗎？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRQ3oZKuGj
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現在都用充電器了好嗎！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZxsAhzx7B
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“抱歉……大哥，我身上沒有。“69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86lA98kyQi
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有也不會給你的吧！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4dMLATUbO
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那個紅髮不良少年一聽見我的話，極度不爽地笑了。這樣說感覺實在很古怪，他是在笑著沒錯，不過感覺到他的不爽。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcPZUU8J6f
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他笑著瞪我的神色就似是看見有著不共載天之仇的人一樣……老妹你盯人的方法在何時發揚光大了啊！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPzfcFEsfu
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紅髮不良少年揚了揚眉，這個時候我才發現他長得頗不錯的。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAo1NAUEKHs
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沒天理啊！什麼時候連這種不良青年也長得那麼帥了？我一個正道之人，沒做過什麼傷天害理之事，卻長得像一坨……一樣？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5HtqMdbRf
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“快揍他好嗎？“他吐出一口煙來，差點把我給嗆哭。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SWj9Cr6Ps
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等等……！？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfOSuNeFGo
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我感覺到了生命危險。尤其當我看見那群不良青年有的露出了刀，有的正在聚集屬性的時候。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxJ27dREPi
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你們要揍的人是我而已啊！用得動真格嗎？用得真的花魔力跟體力去揍我嗎？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8D3RSeryqU
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可不可以只用拳頭啊！我只是路過而且沒帶電池這種老古董上街而已好嗎！你們根本不通情達理好不好！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyXwE7ac0w
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反正，就是這樣，此刻，我，宋文杰，一個17歲才考高中的蠢才，正被學校裡意味不明地出現的不良少年給逼退到了牆角。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyqF6xUx1k
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叫你作死！叫你作死！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsO9saInI19
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我恨不得扇自己兩個巴掌。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2o68A47A7
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現在來到這種學校了吧…….這都是作死的錯啊！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJlVmPuaYG
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誰叫我吃那40個布丁的啊！把那個人拉出去吊死啊！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqbn6y1ZTV
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