前言:46Please respect copyright.PENANAfb3Iq79Xkf
惡搞穿越是一篇非常短非常短的穿越文,至於他(她?)怎麼生出來的,只能說是俺走在路上突然蹦出來的。46Please respect copyright.PENANAEhhuLL7Td7
46Please respect copyright.PENANAC40QgdyQiG
個人是覺得很欠砍又很欠扁,如果有人看完有同感,請勿追殺。若覺得無趣,請別砸雞蛋。46Please respect copyright.PENANA0EtxvzTYUV
46Please respect copyright.PENANAR7YK7WCgn7
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46Please respect copyright.PENANAU83W1CPulY
第一章。說明書很重要!46Please respect copyright.PENANAtNDR5V5idq
46Please respect copyright.PENANACXMg70n9Uc
傍晚的路上,有一個長相16歲,實際年齡22歲的女孩走在路上,她-林笑姝(你笑死)正抱著自己新得到的寶貝,一邊哼著小調準備走回家。46Please respect copyright.PENANAM1VniO7N07
46Please respect copyright.PENANAxURDvjopqX
雖然已有22歲的林笑姝,卻只有16歲的外表,16歲的心靈。看到有趣的物品,總是忍不住就有花錢的衝動,雙馬尾的造型,顯得她那稚氣的臉更稚氣。46Please respect copyright.PENANAAfCSAPX6iF
46Please respect copyright.PENANAEUT75zWpfl
回到家的林笑姝打開了那寶貝的盒子,從裡面拿出了一個小本子,那就是人人皆知的聖物-說明書!46Please respect copyright.PENANAWB73BU9ehR
46Please respect copyright.PENANAWJcJlGxvvt
玩具說明書:46Please respect copyright.PENANAaXN4HlLvxs
46Please respect copyright.PENANAjhIXeniGrb
一、撕開包裝,拆開盒子。(林笑姝點了點頭,以一種非普通人的蠻力將包裝撕毀掉,在將盒子肢解)46Please respect copyright.PENANAkutfcY2u2b
46Please respect copyright.PENANApsujB6Fitf
二、起動,我相信使用者都會,不會的可以去試試看撞牆,或看第三點。(林笑姝看了一下旁邊的小零件,搖了搖頭,起身,撞牆。察覺似乎沒什麼用,繼續第三點)46Please respect copyright.PENANAYjVgWlPGmq
46Please respect copyright.PENANAb6xWZLGR4L
三、直接案下去,在來看後面的警告(林笑姝看到了幾個大字,覺得警告什麼的都是相似字體罷了,同時也忽略了第三點後面的小字-如果你看的到)46Please respect copyright.PENANA5oAH5EZunn
46Please respect copyright.PENANAlGS00iMJgz
「嗯......按下去,不知道會發生什麼事情呢。」林笑姝歪著小腦袋,猶豫了,畢竟這玩具是自己從黑市買來的......好恐怖、好有趣在心裡打轉著。46Please respect copyright.PENANATi7syASeXx
46Please respect copyright.PENANAJVdAXRjFgP
最後,林笑姝還是決定按下去,畢竟自己的好奇心不按下去就無法滿足!就在按下去的那一瞬間......碰碰碰!同時,那說明書的警告頁也剛好飄到林笑姝眼前,說明書上寫著:說明書是神聖的,不看你就知道,因為這東西按了就會爆炸♥。46Please respect copyright.PENANAGIt77HnX0B
46Please respect copyright.PENANANVXsOvU9Bv
林笑姝內心的迷之音:46Please respect copyright.PENANA6PsxIS7e1u
46Please respect copyright.PENANAaGpfaPu8XO
一、爆炸了,好漂亮--好有趣阿--!46Please respect copyright.PENANA9DPJPOc2V2
46Please respect copyright.PENANAyyaVfWJ8VT
二、不過,還是挺痛的......46Please respect copyright.PENANAaYZjZM8UE6
46Please respect copyright.PENANAfBZxIWokTP
三、說明書......真的好重要阿......
ns3.145.177.28da2 惡搞穿越是一篇非常短非常短的穿越文,至於他(她?)怎麼生出來的,只能說是俺走在路上突然蹦出來的。46Please respect copyright.PENANAEhhuLL7Td7
46Please respect copyright.PENANAC40QgdyQiG
個人是覺得很欠砍又很欠扁,如果有人看完有同感,請勿追殺。若覺得無趣,請別砸雞蛋。46Please respect copyright.PENANA0EtxvzTYUV
46Please respect copyright.PENANAR7YK7WCgn7
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------46Please respect copyright.PENANArKDCHIivuq
46Please respect copyright.PENANAU83W1CPulY
第一章。說明書很重要!46Please respect copyright.PENANAtNDR5V5idq
46Please respect copyright.PENANACXMg70n9Uc
傍晚的路上,有一個長相16歲,實際年齡22歲的女孩走在路上,她-林笑姝(你笑死)正抱著自己新得到的寶貝,一邊哼著小調準備走回家。46Please respect copyright.PENANAM1VniO7N07
46Please respect copyright.PENANAxURDvjopqX
雖然已有22歲的林笑姝,卻只有16歲的外表,16歲的心靈。看到有趣的物品,總是忍不住就有花錢的衝動,雙馬尾的造型,顯得她那稚氣的臉更稚氣。46Please respect copyright.PENANAAfCSAPX6iF
46Please respect copyright.PENANAEUT75zWpfl
回到家的林笑姝打開了那寶貝的盒子,從裡面拿出了一個小本子,那就是人人皆知的聖物-說明書!46Please respect copyright.PENANAWB73BU9ehR
46Please respect copyright.PENANAWJcJlGxvvt
玩具說明書:46Please respect copyright.PENANAaXN4HlLvxs
46Please respect copyright.PENANAjhIXeniGrb
一、撕開包裝,拆開盒子。(林笑姝點了點頭,以一種非普通人的蠻力將包裝撕毀掉,在將盒子肢解)46Please respect copyright.PENANAkutfcY2u2b
46Please respect copyright.PENANApsujB6Fitf
二、起動,我相信使用者都會,不會的可以去試試看撞牆,或看第三點。(林笑姝看了一下旁邊的小零件,搖了搖頭,起身,撞牆。察覺似乎沒什麼用,繼續第三點)46Please respect copyright.PENANAYjVgWlPGmq
46Please respect copyright.PENANAb6xWZLGR4L
三、直接案下去,在來看後面的警告(林笑姝看到了幾個大字,覺得警告什麼的都是相似字體罷了,同時也忽略了第三點後面的小字-如果你看的到)46Please respect copyright.PENANA5oAH5EZunn
46Please respect copyright.PENANAlGS00iMJgz
「嗯......按下去,不知道會發生什麼事情呢。」林笑姝歪著小腦袋,猶豫了,畢竟這玩具是自己從黑市買來的......好恐怖、好有趣在心裡打轉著。46Please respect copyright.PENANATi7syASeXx
46Please respect copyright.PENANAJVdAXRjFgP
最後,林笑姝還是決定按下去,畢竟自己的好奇心不按下去就無法滿足!就在按下去的那一瞬間......碰碰碰!同時,那說明書的警告頁也剛好飄到林笑姝眼前,說明書上寫著:說明書是神聖的,不看你就知道,因為這東西按了就會爆炸♥。46Please respect copyright.PENANAGIt77HnX0B
46Please respect copyright.PENANANVXsOvU9Bv
林笑姝內心的迷之音:46Please respect copyright.PENANA6PsxIS7e1u
46Please respect copyright.PENANAaGpfaPu8XO
一、爆炸了,好漂亮--好有趣阿--!46Please respect copyright.PENANA9DPJPOc2V2
46Please respect copyright.PENANAyyaVfWJ8VT
二、不過,還是挺痛的......46Please respect copyright.PENANAaYZjZM8UE6
46Please respect copyright.PENANAfBZxIWokTP
三、說明書......真的好重要阿......