前言:59Please respect copyright.PENANAyLVRVaEaQl
惡搞穿越是一篇非常短非常短的穿越文,至於他(她?)怎麼生出來的,只能說是俺走在路上突然蹦出來的。59Please respect copyright.PENANAHt8llq0Yza
59Please respect copyright.PENANAgfsFx1dn37
個人是覺得很欠砍又很欠扁,如果有人看完有同感,請勿追殺。若覺得無趣,請別砸雞蛋。59Please respect copyright.PENANAPv5HPT7whF
59Please respect copyright.PENANAJLHaA79Dvf
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59Please respect copyright.PENANAeCkoID2k45
第一章。說明書很重要!59Please respect copyright.PENANA04NulI8pMM
59Please respect copyright.PENANAws9ye8LxLo
傍晚的路上,有一個長相16歲,實際年齡22歲的女孩走在路上,她-林笑姝(你笑死)正抱著自己新得到的寶貝,一邊哼著小調準備走回家。59Please respect copyright.PENANAepiaLiMtHs
59Please respect copyright.PENANAROcwuw4W1x
雖然已有22歲的林笑姝,卻只有16歲的外表,16歲的心靈。看到有趣的物品,總是忍不住就有花錢的衝動,雙馬尾的造型,顯得她那稚氣的臉更稚氣。59Please respect copyright.PENANA02pCCpctyz
59Please respect copyright.PENANA7LpMUZsem9
回到家的林笑姝打開了那寶貝的盒子,從裡面拿出了一個小本子,那就是人人皆知的聖物-說明書!59Please respect copyright.PENANAcQorWWb8NF
59Please respect copyright.PENANALQwPy5Dxsf
玩具說明書:59Please respect copyright.PENANApMQl1tHSmb
59Please respect copyright.PENANA22fxJTuHrI
一、撕開包裝,拆開盒子。(林笑姝點了點頭,以一種非普通人的蠻力將包裝撕毀掉,在將盒子肢解)59Please respect copyright.PENANADfej4qkYwP
59Please respect copyright.PENANAq5TSSkUUTT
二、起動,我相信使用者都會,不會的可以去試試看撞牆,或看第三點。(林笑姝看了一下旁邊的小零件,搖了搖頭,起身,撞牆。察覺似乎沒什麼用,繼續第三點)59Please respect copyright.PENANAFc5X7p6Z9Q
59Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZKevb5BAo
三、直接案下去,在來看後面的警告(林笑姝看到了幾個大字,覺得警告什麼的都是相似字體罷了,同時也忽略了第三點後面的小字-如果你看的到)59Please respect copyright.PENANAYRDyiVAni0
59Please respect copyright.PENANA8gYFZUFpx9
「嗯......按下去,不知道會發生什麼事情呢。」林笑姝歪著小腦袋,猶豫了,畢竟這玩具是自己從黑市買來的......好恐怖、好有趣在心裡打轉著。59Please respect copyright.PENANAxZEnYcdibc
59Please respect copyright.PENANAo22hbACXeK
最後,林笑姝還是決定按下去,畢竟自己的好奇心不按下去就無法滿足!就在按下去的那一瞬間......碰碰碰!同時,那說明書的警告頁也剛好飄到林笑姝眼前,說明書上寫著:說明書是神聖的,不看你就知道,因為這東西按了就會爆炸♥。59Please respect copyright.PENANAQgoUvQAEX5
59Please respect copyright.PENANAB8kpmiCtxa
林笑姝內心的迷之音:59Please respect copyright.PENANA86VZQL6zH9
59Please respect copyright.PENANA49OwEsVUZ3
一、爆炸了,好漂亮--好有趣阿--!59Please respect copyright.PENANADEbGqAg86L
59Please respect copyright.PENANAind0zwr6PY
二、不過,還是挺痛的......59Please respect copyright.PENANAB7gYvOa8jt
59Please respect copyright.PENANAzYptjxxu85
三、說明書......真的好重要阿......
ns216.73.216.94da2 惡搞穿越是一篇非常短非常短的穿越文,至於他(她?)怎麼生出來的,只能說是俺走在路上突然蹦出來的。59Please respect copyright.PENANAHt8llq0Yza
59Please respect copyright.PENANAgfsFx1dn37
個人是覺得很欠砍又很欠扁,如果有人看完有同感,請勿追殺。若覺得無趣,請別砸雞蛋。59Please respect copyright.PENANAPv5HPT7whF
59Please respect copyright.PENANAJLHaA79Dvf
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------59Please respect copyright.PENANAr095SYAS39
59Please respect copyright.PENANAeCkoID2k45
第一章。說明書很重要!59Please respect copyright.PENANA04NulI8pMM
59Please respect copyright.PENANAws9ye8LxLo
傍晚的路上,有一個長相16歲,實際年齡22歲的女孩走在路上,她-林笑姝(你笑死)正抱著自己新得到的寶貝,一邊哼著小調準備走回家。59Please respect copyright.PENANAepiaLiMtHs
59Please respect copyright.PENANAROcwuw4W1x
雖然已有22歲的林笑姝,卻只有16歲的外表,16歲的心靈。看到有趣的物品,總是忍不住就有花錢的衝動,雙馬尾的造型,顯得她那稚氣的臉更稚氣。59Please respect copyright.PENANA02pCCpctyz
59Please respect copyright.PENANA7LpMUZsem9
回到家的林笑姝打開了那寶貝的盒子,從裡面拿出了一個小本子,那就是人人皆知的聖物-說明書!59Please respect copyright.PENANAcQorWWb8NF
59Please respect copyright.PENANALQwPy5Dxsf
玩具說明書:59Please respect copyright.PENANApMQl1tHSmb
59Please respect copyright.PENANA22fxJTuHrI
一、撕開包裝,拆開盒子。(林笑姝點了點頭,以一種非普通人的蠻力將包裝撕毀掉,在將盒子肢解)59Please respect copyright.PENANADfej4qkYwP
59Please respect copyright.PENANAq5TSSkUUTT
二、起動,我相信使用者都會,不會的可以去試試看撞牆,或看第三點。(林笑姝看了一下旁邊的小零件,搖了搖頭,起身,撞牆。察覺似乎沒什麼用,繼續第三點)59Please respect copyright.PENANAFc5X7p6Z9Q
59Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZKevb5BAo
三、直接案下去,在來看後面的警告(林笑姝看到了幾個大字,覺得警告什麼的都是相似字體罷了,同時也忽略了第三點後面的小字-如果你看的到)59Please respect copyright.PENANAYRDyiVAni0
59Please respect copyright.PENANA8gYFZUFpx9
「嗯......按下去,不知道會發生什麼事情呢。」林笑姝歪著小腦袋,猶豫了,畢竟這玩具是自己從黑市買來的......好恐怖、好有趣在心裡打轉著。59Please respect copyright.PENANAxZEnYcdibc
59Please respect copyright.PENANAo22hbACXeK
最後,林笑姝還是決定按下去,畢竟自己的好奇心不按下去就無法滿足!就在按下去的那一瞬間......碰碰碰!同時,那說明書的警告頁也剛好飄到林笑姝眼前,說明書上寫著:說明書是神聖的,不看你就知道,因為這東西按了就會爆炸♥。59Please respect copyright.PENANAQgoUvQAEX5
59Please respect copyright.PENANAB8kpmiCtxa
林笑姝內心的迷之音:59Please respect copyright.PENANA86VZQL6zH9
59Please respect copyright.PENANA49OwEsVUZ3
一、爆炸了,好漂亮--好有趣阿--!59Please respect copyright.PENANADEbGqAg86L
59Please respect copyright.PENANAind0zwr6PY
二、不過,還是挺痛的......59Please respect copyright.PENANAB7gYvOa8jt
59Please respect copyright.PENANAzYptjxxu85
三、說明書......真的好重要阿......