喺好耐好耐以前,有一個劈竹嘅阿伯,佢成日都會入山斬竹整啲手工野嚟賣俾人搵食。依位人兄個大名就叫做讚岐造麻呂。96Please respect copyright.PENANAsw5kAJmCzH
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有一日,佢照平時咁出門口去竹林度開工劈竹,劈下劈下竟然俾佢見到有一碌識發光既竹。96Please respect copyright.PENANAx49FR4GFGX
阿伯成世人咁大個佬都未見過原來連碌竹都曉RGB咁潮咁MK,當堂就嚇一跳,原來就得啖笑。96Please respect copyright.PENANAcuLDwaeJja
阿伯行近一望想睇下碌竹同屋企隻Razer電競Mouse比邊個光啲。點知再睇真啲碌竹入面,先見到原來入面住咗雖然得3寸* 咁大粒但靚到dom一聲既女仔。96Please respect copyright.PENANAdnGwbQPx0t
阿伯就話:「你個妹豬住喺我日撚日都嚟搵食撻地頭度住,今鋪你仲唔喺個天送比我嘅契女!乖,叫聲契爺嚟聽下先!」然後就一野攬佢入心口帶返屋企,交比自己老婆湊大佢。96Please respect copyright.PENANAWne0SdxUKZ
依條女唔睇還好,細心睇佢原來生得又pure又true,分分鐘仲可以同橋本環奈摙過。因為佢生得好細粒,兩夫婦就決定比佢住係屋企個竹籃入面。96Please respect copyright.PENANA89JjPi7IdZ
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講起又神奇,自從阿伯執咗妹豬返屋企之後,佢每日上山開工都會比佢搵到啲有金係入面既竹,唔使幾耐阿伯就已經變咗個飲洋酒養番狗嘅中產。96Please respect copyright.PENANAJbuuu1Aamu
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妹豬慢慢每日長大,先3個月就已經由妹豬長大到夠秤JK咁大個,兩公婆幫佢綁條馬尾著件靚衫,當堂就亭亭玉立鬼咁靚女。96Please respect copyright.PENANAUpr1x0811a
於是兩公婆對佢寵愛有加,將佢養喺深閨度唔俾佢出門口等其他人睇到蝕曬。96Please respect copyright.PENANAz1KfZ03H0p
講你都唔信,妹豬愈大愈靚女,靚到已經自帶聖光,照到屋企光過開燈。96Please respect copyright.PENANAoHGocDjg1g
就連阿伯遇到唔開心嘅事,見到妹豬都即刻養眼到煙消雲散。又或者有事發脾氣都好,望住妹豬都即刻心情平靜落嚟。96Please respect copyright.PENANAo6wXcHvpAc
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就係咁過咗一排,阿伯已經有錢到拍得住誠哥咁款。96Please respect copyright.PENANA7QcRfTBNg5
竹筍都會大,係時候妹豬都叫大個女唔可以再叫人地做妹豬,阿伯就去咗一個叫三室戶嘅地方請咗一個叫齋部秋田嘅人嚟幫妹豬改名。96Please respect copyright.PENANAzf4w0eYIT7
依位秋田巴見妹豬自帶聖光又係喺一棵竹度生出嚟,就幫佢起咗個朵叫「嫩竹之輝夜姬」。96Please respect copyright.PENANApgcQhkjx5h
阿伯雖然字都唔識幾個但聽完好開心好滿意,於是就決定開個大Party叫曬大家嚟一齊Happy。96Please respect copyright.PENANAvzXnJyKnP6
唔理男女老幼貴賤總之阿伯我Happy今Round就係我既。大家劈酒唱K又跳舞,開足三日三夜不醉無歸,都咪話唔過癮。96Please respect copyright.PENANAkvva7Fx3CQ
* 古代1尺=10寸,因為竹取物語有提到唐土估計背景時間大約係唐朝左右,以唐代1尺=30.7cm推斷,3寸大約9.21cm。96Please respect copyright.PENANA4CxoIqw2Ua大約同一隻SD高達差唔多大96Please respect copyright.PENANAioZ9xcJcDS