已經拿起尖刀。
人問魷魚:
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「只恨投錯胎。」
魷魚反過來問人:
「你呢?又有什麼想告訴我?」
「歡迎來到這個世界。」
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動物有生命嗎?127Please respect copyright.PENANAvn0LCJs397
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是的,動物有生命。
不過一旦牠被煮得香香的,人們就忘記牠曾經有生命。
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人,把吃剩或發酸的豬肉倒進餿水桶,你想到什麼?
「很稀鬆平常啊!媽媽說食物不能浪費,不想吃或吃不完,至少可以給豬吃。」127Please respect copyright.PENANA7Sm6QagZYT
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蝙蝠看見了問貓頭鷹:
「您吃不完的老鼠肉,為什麼不叼去餵老鼠,這樣以後就又有老鼠肉可以吃了。」
貓頭鷹搖頭:「讓動物互相吃自己然後再吃牠?如果這麼做,那我們的行為不就像人類一樣?」
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天剛破曉,你想到什麼?
路人甲:
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每當天剛破曉,美麗地球上就有超過一億的家畜腦袋和身體分開。
談到這一億,由於不是指「錢」,所以總吸引不了大家的注意。
由於破曉的那一億真的不是指「錢」,所以人們對於牠們的命運漸感麻痺,直到最後連一滴同情也不會有。
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*若包括水產類,每天的數量將達數百億。
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小妹把專煮清蒸螃蟹的蒸籠端上爐子,同時把火點著,不一會兒的光景,竹籠裡就發出激烈的沙沙沙撞擊聲。
第一次嚐這道菜的客人:
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已經肝膽迸裂、七孔流血的螃蟹:
「因為我只想繼續活下去。」
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生猛海產店裡。
小女孩問媽媽:
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魚:
「因為在這生命的最後一刻,我只想對你們--尤其是大人吐口水。」
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食客:
「黑鮪魚,頭大壯壯,泅泳的速度瞬間可達時速一百六十公里。但腦袋不靈光的牠,慘的是被鐵鉤勾上嘴巴時,還緊張萬分更使勁往深水中游竄,哈哈哈……」127Please respect copyright.PENANAfY8gE4lTtE
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雖然牠那麼憨厚可愛,我們還是可以一邊吃著黑鮪魚一邊講牠的故事。
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服務生向客人推薦:
「我們這邊的名菜有水晶龍蝦、黃金烤鴨、貴妃醉雞、麒麟鱸魚、錦繡扒翅……」127Please respect copyright.PENANAV1t4gumyoV
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雞羊豬牛鵝鴨蝦:
「你們可以繼續想出更多絢麗的名稱,好讓我們覺得自己死得備極哀榮。」
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